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One trick I've always wanted to nail?

The frozen freaky.

Yeah! I finally nailed the frozen freaky!

Oh, hot chili pie, bro!

Bro, when did you start dressing like a clown?

Since I got this red nose.

Duncan?

This is a dream, isn't it?

What makes you say that?

Oh, man, it was a dream.

Uh, bro?

Still dreaming. Oh, come on.

Yeah, I've got to stop eating spicy lamb before bed.

Don't tell me, dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe. Don't

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one will hear us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

You had a dream about the frozen freaky again, huh?

Yes, and I don't know why I keep having it. It's your inside unconsciousness

sending a message to your head. Yeah, I know.

Wait, what?

It's your mind telling you you can land that trick.

You're right. And if I nailed it, it'd be huge.

It'd be everywhere.

I mean, they'd be like, oh, look, there goes the guy who invented the frozen

freaky. Frozen freaky?

Still trying to do that move you dreamed of? Well, dream on. You're never going

to get it. You dream poser.

Oh, yeah? I bet you a case of turkey jerky. I nail that bad boy. Oh, then

home.

I can already taste that hickory smoke goodness.

Flavor of saltiness dancing across my tongue. Dried meatiness.

Leave, Pocho. Just... I'm going anyway.

Yeah, I got to go, too. I got lumberjack training.

Lumberjack training? Yeah, it's like a week -long training course. Sort of a

waffles tradition.

You know, since... We're all strong and manly.

Good luck on that freaky, bro.

How am I?

Welcome to Miss Cordova, Kulatan.

I am Miss Cordova. And I will teach you.

My lumberjack training looks an awful lot like a dance class, because it is a

dance class. My mom thinks I need to be more well -rounded, so she put me in

stupid dance lessons. But I can't tell Zeke. Why? Because I'm a manly man.

That's some weenie dancer. At the end of the week, we will have a recital. If

you do not perform to my standards, you will repeat this class again and again

and again for as long as it takes. Am I making myself clear?

Yes, Your Majesty.

Oh,

you've got to be kidding me.

Grubner, what are you doing here? Taking time off from stalking Zeke, huh?

Zeke, that is so lost, Summer.

My new passion is to dance.

Here, I am no longer Lisa Grubner. I am Gigi Ballard.

And I'm grossed out.

Oh, I see you two know each other.

Oh, no, we just... Perfecto. You will make natural partners.

Uh,

excuse me, Mr. Mailman Guy?

Uh, yes?

Which is kind of weird. I saw you in my dream last night.

and you were flicking bread into a toaster like some cool karate guy.

Oh, sure.

All Asian men are wise karate masters.

Is that what you think?

Although, I do happen to be one.

Nice.

Maybe you could help me. See, in my dream, I nailed this impossible skate

Nothing is impossible.

Be not afraid of growing slowly. Be afraid only of standing still.

Whoa.

I love that mumbo jumbo.

So, could you help me?

You?

Okay. But I have two rules.

One, do not question my methods. Two, put away the skateboard.

That's funny.

I thought you said put away my skateboard. I did, Zeke.

How do you know my name?

Hello, I am the mailman.

Oh, here's your copy of Skater Girl.

I read it for the articles.

That is less horrible.

Move your feet.

Mr.

Waffle, your partner is like an elegant flower.

Not the sack of beef tongue.

La marca, people!

Okay, Mr. Eng, now what?

To perform this trick, you must condition the mind.

Focus on nothingness.

Oh, look!

Cheerleaders! Where? Where?

Nothingness!

Here, this is yours.

I'm going to put this nicely.

You're the worst dancer I've ever seen.

But I am willing to help you pass the class.

Really?

Cool. You just have to do one little favor for me.

Give this to Zeke.

I thought you said you were over Zeke. I lied. He's too adorable.

Careful! It's hand -stitched.

This is weird, all right? We're talking eerie, kissy cutouts?

What, lipstick art?

And the worst is this portrait she made of Zeke.

Out of her toenails.

There's no way I can get Zeke there.

For this next exercise, do not let this bag drop for two hours.

Then your training will be complete.

Are you sure this is going to help me?

Rule number one, never question my methods.

Okay, but I was just saying that maybe... Maybe if I just... Good luck.

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

Frozen weenie?

Yeah, I like you better like this.

Can't seem to open this refreshing beverage.

You mind if I...

Hello? Those two hours went by fast. Sweet mother of corn, what's going on?

It's a long story.

Your bro's all into this whack -a -noodle mailman ninja junk, but it's not

to help him win this bet.

Kojo, you don't know what you're talking about. Fact is, I have ancient Asian

mojo now, so I can nail that trick whenever I want.

Okay, Kojo is right. I really didn't understand how holding a couple mailbags

was going to help me land that trick, but I was not about to admit it to that

mop sucker.

Well,

Let's see what you got Kojo nice is jerky turkey.

You want to see it and you're gonna see

You got a sec? Because I really need to yell at you.

Look, I did all your stupid training. I let everyone laugh at me, and I still

couldn't hit the trick.

I knew that all this junk was just a huge waste of time.

That's all you have to say?

Whatever. I'm out of here.

The power of the egg.

Excuse me?

The trick you want to perform is a very complex one.

It seems to require the power.

Of the egg. What are you talking about?

Mukashi, Mukashi, Mukashi, Mukashi.

Long, long time ago, the great warriors of the east were on the verge of defeat.

Like you, they were ready to give up.

But suddenly, they discovered the speckled egg of the rare mountain quail.

egg contained such great power.

that the samurai became unstoppable.

An egg?

Really? A magic egg?

Okay, look. Let's say I go out and get this egg.

You guarantee I'll be able to nail my frozen freaky?

With the egg, nothing will stand in your way.

Okay.

How do I get one?

The egg is rumored to exist at the top of Mount Gilroy.

The question is...

Are you ready for such a journey?

That is one crazy egg.

Yeah, bro, I gotta find it. Why? You already lost a bet.

It's about more than that now.

I've come too far to quit.

I have to find this egg.

Oh, butt stinks. Here comes Scrubneck.

Hi, big boy.

So, did you like my Zeke book? I sort of spent all summer on it.

Grabner, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Luther did give you my scrapbook, right?

Oh, you never got it. I see.

I'll see you at tomorrow's dance class.

I hope you're ready to tango, Waffles.

Don't tango me!

Dance class, huh? It's not a dance, Ryan. Cork it, Luther.

I know what's going on. You do?

Remember last summer when I said I was going to arm wrestling camp?

Same deal.

I never told anyone, but I tango, too.

After all, it is the dance of passion.

Ozzy Cat Park, mountain man, at your service.

Thanks for bringing the gear, Oz.

Okay, we have nine hours of daylight.

Let's go get that egg.

What is that?

Owl repellent. My own brew.

I advise you cover up. No, no, that's okay.

I'll take my chance. Take it from a man whose entire family has been decimated

by owl attacks.

Use the spray.

Let's just get going, all right?

But first, we've got to link up, buddy.

What are you doing?

I'm... I think you guys are too close together.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Sorry about the whole scrapbook thing, okay?

We're cool, right?

I like your tan.

It's very natural.

You shouldn't have messed with me, Waffles.

All right, students, the final dance.

Remember, I need to see excellence if you wish to pass the class.

Why is this happening to me?

Drop in. It's about to get rough.

Come down, ladies. Sing this song. Do -da, do -da. Come down, ladies. Corky,

Ozzie, this is serious business. We have to find a mystical egg.

Focus up.

Ozzy is down and it is bad.

I can't look. Just tell me, is my ankle still attached to my foot?

It's fine. Whatever.

I tripped on Mother Nature is what happened.

She give it and she take it away.

Let this be a lesson to you, Zeke.

Respect the train.

Okay. The ultimate prize.

Look, Oz, you're fine.

You just need to walk it off.

Enjoy taking the class again.

Oh, no.

You are finished.

I never want to see you again.

You sick in my face.

You're pathetic.

Never going to have to dance again. Never going to have to.

Never going to have to dance again.

Yeah!

Idiota.

Do you mind?

I need to eat.

Both my meals a day is how I keep up my manic energy.

I hate to do this, but...

The nest of the mountain quail.

The moment I thought,

I knew the power was real. With that egg, I was going to make skateboarding

history.

This egg has the power of awesomeness. Guard it with your life.

Do you mind if I rub this on my keister?

Yeah, Krubner wrecked me.

Oh, yeah, good egg.

Good egg.

Look, look, I don't care if you got a magic egg or a flying fruitcake. You

do that trick. It's impossible.

Nobody can.

Nothing is impossible.

I can do this.

Hey,

Egg.

Thank you for everything. With this egg, the sky's the limit. We can hit power

slide 1020s and 720 hard flips.

Ah.

You?

No, what are you doing?

Making an omelet.

Zeke, the egg had no power.

It's just an ordinary egg.

But you sent me all the way up to Mount Gilroy. It was the only way I had to

convince you that you had the power to do the trip.

You just needed something to help you believe.

Wow, Aang totally bamboozled me.

I didn't even need the egg.

I had the power in me all along.

Who knew?

Oh, you did it!

Frozen freaky.

He's one freaking mailman.

Oh, civilization.

Ozzie, where have you been? What do you mean, where have I been? I have been

stranded on the mountain where you left me.

But here is it.

Who won the Super Bowl? Do we have flying cars yet? What are you talking

I left you on the mountain four hours ago.

Really? Four hours? Yes.

Can I get a little help with this bear trap?

I think it was set by an owl.