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When I look back at all the great days of my life, it would have to include the

day I was born, the day I found 12 bucks, and the day I jumped over my

for her 60th birthday.

But they might just rank up there with my best day ever. Luther and I are going

to the birthplace of the greatest skateboarder of all time, Tony Hawk!

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

Today is opening day, so skaters from around the world will be converging on

old house to see his bedroom, where he slept.

I wonder if Tony and I have the same hamper.

Hey, Runcicle, stay out of my room while I'm gone. I mean it this time.

FYI, I have a life. Better things to do than hang out in your smelly room.

So get over yourself.

Just out of curiosity.

Me and Luther have been planning this trip for weeks.

His mom is picking us up at 9 o 'clock on the corner.

Gotta scoot.

You know when you take your jammies out the dryer and they're warm and snuggly?

That's the feeling I'm gonna get when I walk into Mr.

Hawk's old house.

Ah, rats.

It's still in there. It's my last baby tooth. Can you see it?

See, when it does come out, I have a spot for it.

On my tooth chain.

Zeke and I, we've been planning this for weeks. We're very, very organized.

And his mom's driving, so I have to hustle up, okay?

Best day ever, bro. You know it, dude.

Hello, butter man.

Oh,

you care for a whip?

I got one left. I can't take a man's last whip. Come on, it's our last whip.

Look.

What's mine is yours.

Thanks, bro.

Oh, and by the way, your mother is an amazing woman. My mom? No, no, no. Your

mom's the saint. Sometimes I think I take her for granted.

So how are you dogs getting out to the Tony house?

The loser bus?

His mom's driving. Huh? I thought... No, you said... Ah, crud kicks.

Oh, no.

You're going to miss the opening festivities.

I love it.

Bye, losers.

Great. Way to go, Lute. What? It's your fault.

Whatever. Just have to figure out another way there.

Hey, what about that loser bus that Kojo mentioned?

Never mind.

Dude, I got it.

Let's just road trip it.

On our boards? Sure, it's a long cruise. But we can take the back roads and we

just have to pack light.

Can you put it in your pack?

Thanks.

Next stop, Tony Hawk's house.

Yeah!

I wasn't crying.

What's wrong with your bike?

Nothing. Bike's fine.

It's making such good time, I figured why not pull over?

Eat my banana.

Your bike died, didn't it?

Mm -hmm. Well, that's too bad.

Hey, maybe there's room on the loser bus.

Come on, let's head out.

Loser. Wait.

In the spirit of the great master Tony Hawk, I think we should set aside our

differences. Let Kojo join us on this momentous journey.

You know what? That is so true, my brother.

Kojo? Will you join us?

Cool.

First got to change the oil.

when they're annoying brothers.

Tell them they're gone for the day.

Use the time to relax.

Enjoy a book, maybe. But not me.

That's when I go to work. Get busy. Kick it up a notch.

Yay!

What do you mean?

Dirty tricks, Poochie.

It's a hobby of mine.

So, the question is, what am I in the mood for?

Feeling down the dump?

I might just staple his pants together.

Feeling frisky? I may put an egg in his loafers. Egg in his loafers!

Revenge.

Trout in his pillow.

Trout!

I don't feel like fish today.

We were still a few miles away from Tony's house when something kind of cool

happened.

Not that part. It's what happened afterwards.

Finally, my last baby tooth.

Yes! Congratulations, Luke. You're officially a man.

This is a great moment.

I want you to have it.

Thanks, Luke.

Do not tell me you are accepting his disgusting tooth.

But don't you want it for your tooth chain?

Nah, man, I want you to have it. Okay, you're my best bud.

Sure, his baby tooth was still bloody and had this weird gunk on it. But it

from the heart, so it meant a lot to me.

You guys are freaky times, too.

You're going to want to try my exploding closet prank on your brother.

Hold it, P again.

Four. Perfect. You can get them while they're young.

Help me close the door.

Guys, we made it.

I can't believe it.

Okay, welcome, everybody. Gather around here.

Okay, welcome to the very first tour of the day. I'm your tour guide, Lenny. You

may call me Lenny. Now, before we begin our first tour of the day, would anyone

like to follow along by purchasing a headset?

Hey, I got two takers right here. All righty, there you go. That'll be $5

apiece. That's kind of steep.

What if we share one? Share one? Yeah, good thinking.

Very economical of you two.

For the record, I am not with those meatballs.

All I hear is googly goo.

Yeah, that's because it's Japanese. I kind of ran out of the English

translations a little while ago. Sorry about that. Probably should have

mentioned that up top, right?

Okay, let's get this tour started. Without further ado, a few rules.

No eating, no drinking, and ironically, no skateboarding.

Come on.

Hey, gather around, everybody. Look here. That's Tony Hawk's living room.

Don't touch the dining room table.

Next.

Next.

Next.

Next.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Hawk's cereal bowl.

Oh!

Let's go into the bedroom. This is Tony Hawk's parents' room. Tony Hawk learned

to skate down this very hallway.

Hawk's bathroom.

Get out of there.

Okay, two at a time. Come on in here. I got something special to show you. Here

we go.

This is Tony Hawk's personal toothbrush.

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah. I know.

Breathe it in. Breathe it in.

Not in your mouth. Get out of here.

All right, Sleeping Beauty, nap time's over, buddy. This is a national

For goodness sake.

Awesome. Way better than the burrito factory. Dude, I know, man. I know.

Hey, that concludes our tour. I really want to say you guys were great. I

mean great.

And if you think I was great, by all means, feel free to show it.

Hey.

You two guys are pretty big Tony Hawk fans, huh?

The big end.

Yeah. Well, I got something that every Tony Hawk fan loves, wants, needs,

desires.

And it can be all yours.

Yeah.

Are these Tony's undies?

That's right. No way.

Autographed and worn by the king himself. And it can be all yours with a

price of $30.

I only got 17 bucks. Luke, how much do you have?

I'm working on it.

You have your 30 bucks.

Pleasure doing business with you, gentlemen.

And by the way, Big Red, they're boxers, not undies.

Okay.

Hey, it's getting pretty late. We should probably head back. Yeah, you're right.

You know, I'll carry these.

No, man, you got that big bag. I'll take them. Oh, no, it's fine. I got it. No,

no, no. I got it. No, it's fine. I said it first. No, I'm okay with taking it,

though. It's okay. I got it. It's fine. But I can carry it.

Loser fight?

This is going to be easy.

I'll keep the boxers on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Now, you'll keep the boxers on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

Are you sure you want to do this? We've never had a problem with sharing things

before. It's the only way, Luz.

Now, on Sundays, we'll rotate. What about my birthday? My birthday's on a

Wednesday. And what if I want to invite Tony Sundays to my party?

Tell you what.

I'll bring them. I mean, you know, they'll be my guests.

I need another pen.

You should check in your closet.

Yay! Closet!

Beat it, little Miss... But, Shine, we're working here.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Up, up.

I don't see any pens in here.

Hello? No reaction?

Ginger, you pulled this trick before.

A hundred times.

Good night, Tony.

What are you doing?

It's officially Thursday, okay?

12 .01.

Come on, baby.

You're coming with me.

You're going to love it at my house.

I'll get the floor and you can have my bed.

Okay, Luz, just be careful and don't take them out of the frame.

Take them out of the frame. Out of the frame. Out of the frame.

All right.

Heard you the first time.

See, I don't know what you do with Zeke's, but at Uncle Luther's, it's a

-stop party.

Woo!

Oh, no,

he's back up! Do you believe in miracles?

Call for a toast.

What the heck?

Where's my magnifying glass?

Grape juice?

Luther!

Well, well, well.

Look who's here.

Johnny spills a lot. What are you talking about?

Like I would take the hundies out the frame and put them on my bear and spill

grape juice on them?

Come on. See, that makes a lot of sense.

Luther, you broke the rules.

You failed me.

You failed yourself.

You failed Tony Hawk.

Shame.

Hey,

you're wearing the undies.

Oh, no, I have a pair just like this. Liar, creep -faced hypocrite. Luke,

going to rip off.

You lost your chance with Dave, man. Okay, look.

Obviously, we can't share the boxers.

I guess because we've never shared something this important.

So maybe one of us should keep them permanently.

And since I paid more, I should keep them. What? No.

Why should you decide?

Fine.

We'll get someone else. But who?

Hmm.

Kojo, since you dislike both of us equally...

Phil, you'd be the perfect judge to decide on who gets the undies.

Came to the right guy.

I do dislike you both.

Plus, I have this real cool gavel I got out of Boxer's sugar snap.

Exhibit A.

Luther took the boxers out of the frame and put them on his filthy bear.

Objection! The filthiness of my bear is not on trial here.

Did you or did you not wear the undies?

Yes, but... Exactly! He wore them on his butt. I risked my case.

You disgust me.

Someone had the audacity to spill grape juice on these priceless boxers.

And that someone is sitting right over there.

Because you're such a fair, honest judge, you must get pretty hungry.

A three -meat sandwich.

He is out of order. That is a bribe.

And not a very good one. I object.

Did you get that out of my fridge? I did get it out of your fridge. What did I

tell you? Are you serious?

What did I tell you?

That is it. I can't take it anymore.

I've reached my decision.

You are both goofballs.

What about the undies?

Zeke gets them. He paid more.

Yes!

I sneak into his room and shave off his eyebrows.

Be honest with me. Does that sound fresh?

Very.

No, it doesn't.

Poochie, are you fake clapping me?

I pulled so many pranks on Zeke. It's only natural for me to lose my golden

touch.

This is the worst.

Wait a second.

Worse. Liver worse?

Knock worse.

Sprout worse.

Wheat sprout worse.

Think, Ginger, think.

Germany!

I'm back!

Operator, get me Germany. I think I had my greatest prank ever.

What are you doing here?

Your mom let me in.

She's very nice.

Lovely woman.

She's just my mom.

I wouldn't know about the lovely part.

Shouldn't you be out celebrating with Tony's undies?

Dude, you really got to start calling them boxers.

And they're yours.

Really?

Well, why?

Well, I was in my room trying to hang the frame on the wall when I came across

your baby tooth.

And I thought about how you locked it.

And then how you gave it to me?

Now it just made me realize what an awesome friend you are.

You gave me your tooth without wanting anything in return.

Now I want you to have this.

Thanks, Zeke. You know, you can come visit the undies anytime that... The

boxers. Anytime that you want to.

What about tonight?

Wait a minute.

Does Tony spell his name with an I?

Crikey!

What in

the

world? Goo Dog!

Ginger. Ginger!

Who are these guys?

Oh, that.

I rented out your room to German Turin.

Guten Tag.

That's Klaus, Otto, Hans, Wolfgang, another Hans, and

Gunter. Gunter has a nasty cough.

Yes! Ginger is back!

Good for you!

That wouldn't happen to be my toothbrush, is it?