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Come on. Eight. Nine.

More.

Ten.

Whoa.

All right. Hop up, bro. Really? It's my turn?

Bodies need to be finely tuned instruments.

Hey, why'd you bring the weight bench out here? We could have just done it in

your backyard.

Yeah, but the thing with the backyard is, you know, there's gophers, and then

there's the sprinkler heads, and then, uh...

My finger!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

It's only Thursday, and by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

So, hey, guys.

Hey, girl.

Yeah, I like that flip in your hair.

Thanks. I just got off a photo shoot. I've got to get this makeup off. I must

look like a monster.

Yeah, it's caked on there pretty thick.

Lifting weight is very manly. Yeah, we should probably get back to it.

These guns don't get huge on their own.

It's Ozzy Kephart's. He's got my helmet on.

That is not cool.

Oh, he thinks he's getting away.

I'm going to have to call you back, all right?

All right.

Hey,

Bainpole. You copied my look.

So what? It's a free country.

See, the reason Luth is mad is because a skateboarder's look is everything. I

mean, Luth has the yellow dinosaur helmet and Sean White has the crazy head

hair. Those are the signature.

Exactly. We skateboarders all have our own deal.

So, what's your deal?

Me?

Well, I like a worn -in pair of black jeans, a unique T -shirt, and, uh,

the suede kicks.

Well, I think you rather look like all the other skater blokes I've seen in the

United States.

Can you hold on to this for one second? So sorry about that. Just gotta let

something in that Michael is.

All the other skater blokes. What is she talking about? I don't look like all

the other... Okay, that's just a coincidence.

I mean, look at these guys.

My style is completely different.

I gotta tweak my style.

Olivia was right.

Olivia!

Sorry about that.

So I was thinking that maybe my look could, you know, use a little tweaking.

Do tell.

Well, I was thinking of changing or maybe adding.

No. I'm not a professional, mind you.

But I do have a fair bit of design.

I could rip you up something.

You want to make me something to wear?

If you want.

No, I want.

I really want.

Or, you know, whatever.

Okay, well, meet me at my house in 20 minutes, and we'll do a fitting.

Dude.

Dude.

Fitting?

What's a fitting?

A fitting's no biggie, bro. All right, she's just going to use one of those

cloth tape dealies, get you all measured up. Okay, but what is she measuring

exactly?

Cuff, sleeve, neck.

Neck?

Not my neck.

Okay, with me, from here to here is off -limits. I perspire bad.

It runs in my family. My dad, my grandpa, Aunt Dorothy, all get major wet

Okay, bro.

I know we've talked about this before, but I'm just putting it out there.

Maybe the only reason you're getting all worked up over Olivia is because you

have a crush on her.

How do you not? Okay, all right. You don't like it.

When people are all up in my neck area, I get nervous.

All right.

All right.

Look, I can help you.

Okay, if you're worried about getting nervous, just... Do what I do.

Scat.

Scat?

I

feel

stupid. Yeah, but at least you're not nervous.

Dude, what's up with your lid?

I stupidized it.

I gotta teach Ozzy Kephart that he can't mess with my dome.

Every time my grandmother travels somewhere, she gets me another figurine.

Because it's a little elephant?

How authentic.

Um, if you could just step over here.

Okay.

And on that.

Okay.

Okay, and now your neck.

It's a medium.

What are you doing?

Yeah, I'm just getting...

Excuse me a sec.

Okay.

A speedy old doodly bop and she's gone.

Everybody else gets sweaty palms. I get wet neck.

Come on.

Oh, what am I doing?

I'm wrecking your room.

Get off.

Come on, Woodland. You're to work with me.

Where are we?

Um... Neck.

See,

I had to go bigger.

They gave me no choice.

See, it's all about the domage. You know what I'm saying? I don't know, Lou.

Mine's just a hard piece of plastic.

There's Ozzie now.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

And Denise.

Do you want to tell me why you stole my helmet look? You don't own this look.

Oh, I beg to differ. I've wore this bad boy for a long time.

People say it brings out my essence.

People say I'm zany. And that this is zany. Well, I'm zany, too. That is cow

piggy. You can't steal a skater's look. I'm a power walker. I can wear this

helmet and there's nothing you can do about it.

You disgust me. All right. Hold on. Hold on.

Come here.

What?

Maybe, uh, I could help you find your own look.

Hmm, my own look.

I see it's a trait.

When Olivia first moved in across the street, I was a little starstruck with

being the Langley all -girl and all. But it's nice that we became friends.

Just friends.

Which is fine with me, because I'm on a mission to becoming a pro skater, and

the last thing I need in my life is a relationship.

All finished. Come on over.

Liv.

Liv.

Short for Olivia.

Clever.

Skateboarding is about speed and danger, so I wanted to create something that

would really capture that.

Now, honestly, do you like that?

Vest? Yeah, I like vest.

Why, you made me a vest?

Oh, it's so much more than a vest.

No peeking.

Okay, open.

What's with the collar?

hate it i don't hate it well you're not saying anything listen this isn't about

hating or not hating it is to me well i'm just feeling sort of

sort of sort of

excited about wearing the cape

When Olivia first rolled out this cape, I was like, a cape? You know, seems a

little over the top.

But the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. Hey, how's it going?

This? Ah, just a little cape action.

Excuse me, miss. Can I shelter you from the rain?

Well, looks like I got a bolt.

I mean, part of becoming a pro skateboarder is having your own

right? Well, now I have mine.

Count Dorkula. Mom wants you to unload the dishwasher.

Every time.

In order to design you your own helmet, so I can get mine back, you have to tell

me some interesting Aussie fun facts.

My favorite butterfly is the zebra swallowtail. I usually fall asleep on my

back. My cat can flush the toilet.

Two summers ago, I went to Spain with my sister.

I get these light cramps.

I'm all about the pickles.

Still are sweet.

Hell, duh. I'm not a dork. Dork? You never.

Frankly, I have serious doubts about your ability to make me my own signature

headgear. Bobby, we're getting you a new link.

Hey, look.

What is that?

Let's see.

Word on the street is the only

reason he's wearing that thing is... because the olive girl made it for him.

Yeah, but what if his mom made him the cake?

You ever think of that, huh?

Huh? What, did she?

No.

You broke the code, little goose.

Tricks before chicks.

See, sort of a skater's code.

Boarding first, girl second.

Sort of the price we have to pay.

And even though the cape was nicely crafted, it was funky and not in a good

I wasn't going to tell Kojo that.

You need to mind your own beeswax, all right, Kojo?

Z -Man knows what's up.

Funny thing happened at, uh, Rams today.

A couple of the guys were saying that, uh, the only reason you're wearing the

cape is because of Olivia.

Luther? Do you want an atomic knee drop? No.

Olivia and I are just neighbors.

Why is that so hard for you to understand?

Why is it so hard for you to just admit you like her?

I feel so much more natural and healthy to keep it all bottled up inside.

Okay, Luce, I have something to tell you, and you can't ever tell anyone. All

right, say it. May a thousand ants crawl up your nose if you tell anyone. Say

it. I like her.

You do?

Yeah, I do.

I really like her.

It feels really good to say it out loud.

You might get to say it again.

I'm deep head over heels in life with Olivia Masterson.

It is gonna bite you in the butt. Beat it, Minnie Munch.

Are you still gonna wear this thing?

I can't.

Because as much as I like Olivia, this cape isn't cutting it.

Yeah. And even though Olivia's gonna hate me, I just have to tell her the

-cold truth.

You see, Olivia and I are like two lonely ships passing in the night.

Which is fine, I guess, because...

There's no way a classy dame like her would ever fall for a theft like me.

Thanks, Blue. That was real pretty.

Well, I guess I should go give Olivia the bad news.

Need music for that?

No. I gotta do this one on my own.

Great.

I gotta make a delivery.

Take it off, Ozzie.

I've got something special.

I'll be the judge of that.

Are you ready?

Your new helmet.

And that little man there.

He looks like my Uncle Dale. And there's your Aunt Trixie. Your first retainer.

And the nail you stepped on two summers ago.

Complex and fascinating.

Smells funny.

Just like me.

Okay, uh, what you have here is a super helmet.

Enjoy.

Thank you. Yeah.

Does anyone want to be pregnant?

Yeah. Really? No.

England gets a little dreary this time of year. But here in California, it's so

nice and sunny.

Right. Sunny's good.

Yeah, very good.

I haven't made many friends yet.

I'm a bit shy.

You? You're shy?

A bit, I'm afraid.

Who'd have thought?

The Langley Olive girl is shy.

That's like hearing Superman has B .O.

Anyway, it was very nice of you to let me make that cake for you.

It was like the most fun I've had since I've been here.

Really?

The most fun?

Yeah.

Thanks, Zeke.

Yeah, this baby's a skater's dream. I mean, all the guys come up and they're

like, excuse me, Zeke, but where did you get that awesome cape?

Really? Because I was starting to worry that with all the tricks and mess about,

the old cape might become a bit of a hazard.

this cape is a little bit of a hazard.

Well, I could shorten it and make it less capey.

Actually, it's not the amount of the cape, so much as the cape itself.

It's just not me.

Oh, well.

Why didn't you just say so?

Why?

Well... Because he likes you.

Cork it, you little runt.

She always jokes around like that.

Zeke, if we're going to be friends, we have to be absolutely honest with each

other about everything.

Everything?

Well, remember when I said that all those guys were asking about the cape

uh... They didn't? No.

Okay, anything else?

Yeah.

Oh, my elephant?

Yeah, I broke it.

Sorry.

But I fixed it see you can't even tell okay. Thank you.

Oh you got a little little some ice cream Okay,

well are you all right for real?

No, son.

Why don't you take the helmet for a power walk around the neighborhood?

A capital idea.

Yeah. Whoa.

It's a little bit heavy.

Not the core strength of an infant.

Oh, dear.

Good thing you had your helmet on.