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you know it's the antiquity of all this
that gives me the chills the knowledge

that it all goes back to the very dawn
of western civilization even though i am

the curator of the museum it never fails
to impress me The fable tomb of

Potemra, mighty pharaoh of Egypt at its
most glorious.

And all of this is the original, is it?
Oh, yes, yes, of course.

Oh, that'd be Mr. West, Mr. Heisel, the
Egyptian representative.

What is this?

An additional shipment for you, Mr.
Logan. Oh, I don't remember any shipment

to arrive, but, uh, all right.

Set it over there, please.

We'll unpack it tomorrow.

Thank you.

I must admit that of late I've been
getting absent -minded.

Age comes to us all. All except the very
old.

Now here... there is a very rare piece.

This scarab belonged to the favorite
wife of Bell.

She was a new woman.

Notice, if you will, the figure that is
down here in the back.

Mr. West and Mr. Heisel?

Right.

There you are.

Let me restate, Your Highness, my
government's deepest apologies for this

unfortunate incident, but I can assure
you... Apologies are a poor substitute

for the loss of a ruby, Mr. Finley.

When my government blown the exhibit,
you assured us that maximum security

be exercised.

You must understand, sir, that it will
take some time to arrange for the

recovery of the ruby.

Time, like my patience, is running
short. Results are called for now, not

Pardon, Highness.

Your Highness is most distressed by this
calamity and will retire now.

We shall continue with this later.

You may go on ahead. I will join you
shortly.

You must not judge Mr. Heisel too
harshly.

He's a faithful steward of the Egyptian
government, and he easily becomes

emotional.

I know this must be a very difficult
time for all of you, and I do not wish

burden you with more trouble.

But I think that you should know, Mr.
West, that before I left Egypt, a

date was set between myself and the
Prince Ali Kadif.

However, unless my dowry contains the
ruby, the prince's father, the Khan...

He'll oppose the wedding.

And it is not just a wedding.

It will bring peace where there has
always been war.

Happiness where there was only fear
before.

Both the prince and I know the lasting
benefits that peace can bring.

He's a very gentle, a very kind young
man.

And you love him very much.

Your Highness, please be assured that
Mr. Gordon and I will do everything in

power to recover the ruby.

I know that you will, Mr. West.

Who's that?

There.

This is catastrophic.

It's even worse than that.

Don't worry, Mr. Finley. We'll find that
ruby.

No? How?

When? Where?

Why don't you let us worry about that,
Mr. Finley?

I want an answer. Do you hear that?

I want an answer.

Sorry, Mr. Finley. That's a little
warning device I forgot to turn off. You

any time one of the sealed windows or
doors is open, that... I want you to get

that ruby back.

And within 24 hours.

Oh, Mr. Finley.

left a package for it.

Look familiar?

Was that a thank you note?

For the ruby. How much do you want? They
want $50 ,000, Artie, and they want it

tonight at a place called the Blue Whale
Bar on the waterfront.

Bartender. Your name's West. That's
right.

This way.

Over here.

Here? That's good.

Glad you could make it, West.

On such short notice, too.

Well, I had nothing else planned.

I'm glad of that.

Now, if you'll just kindly...

Pull that drape back.

Call it an insurance policy if you like.

I put Heisel's life entirely in your
hands.

Meet Ferret, an associate with a couple
of unique talents.

about a phony bill blindfolded.

Which brings us to the object of this
meeting.

The money.

I trust you brought it with you.

Now I'd like to see the ruby.

That's not very smart of you, West.

I didn't say that I had the money.

Oh, it's here.

My associate has.

Move, counter -move, huh?

All right, you can see it, Ruby.

But any more tricks and your friend
Heisel will wind up with a very, very

throat.

Now, just take a look around at the
print...

They were going to kill me.

Another second.

If it hadn't been for you, Mr. West,
they'd have killed me.

You're all right now, Mr. Heisel. Why
don't you just try and relax?

No, no, no, no, no. They were going to
kill me.

Thank you, my friend. Thank you. Thank
you.

The ruby.

Did you get it?

I'm sorry about the ruby.

Then I'll get it back myself if I have
to search every inch of the city.

Mr. Heisel, the only place you're going
right now, sir, is back to your hotel.

Now, throw me!

It has to be recovered!

It must be returned to... to...

All right, Mr. West.

I'll go back to the hotel.

Well, back to the hotel.

Quite a party. Well, you helped get it
started. Artie, did you find the girl?

No. Looks like we're not the only ones
after that ruby.

This is what was buried in Ferret's
back.

You ever seen anything like this?

Yeah, in pictures.

It's a classical dagger of the Ambarai
sect.

The palace guard of the old pharaohs.
Artie, you are a walking encyclopedia.

Thank you. How about this?

Did you ever see anything like this,
Key?

No, not even in pictures. Where'd you
get that?

This was sewed into Ferret's coat
lining.

Certainly makes it seem important,
doesn't it? Mm -hmm. Artie, that knife

to be easy to trace. Why don't you give
it a try?

Thanks a lot. What are you going to do?

I'm going to find the girl.

Jason!

No, no, Samson. There's no need to be
rough with the lady.

No.

We are full.

Oh, sorry.

Full?

Come off it, will you, mate? You got
more ruddy room here than you can shake

blinkin' marlin spike at.

You are mistaken.

Will you leave?

Peacefully?

All right.

All right.

No need to get no uproar.

Oh, yeah.

Just came in to wet me whistle anyway.

I grovel at your feet, sir.

That's real nice.

A four.

To atone for the stupidity of that
waiter.

There is always a table for fine
gentlemen.

Well, it should be more like it.

You the owner here?

No, I... Called Amalakasin.

Won't you join me at my table?

A ready pleasure.

Well, thank you.

Cozy spot, huh?

I won't be needing that no more.

I must say, I envy you chaps.

The way you take your pleasures.

Oh, no, it's you whom I envy, sir.

What, me?

To be a man of the sea as you are.

To be free, restless as the waves.

To journey from horizon to horizon.

The wind directing your sails ever
onward.

Oh, come off it, mate. You're only
talking that way because you never had

sail around the oar without no fresh
water.

This murderous scum of a crew has ever
set sail.

This is ready to cut your gullet. It's
looking at the sea.

The only thing the sea ever gave me was
clothes on my back and a water chewing

tobacco in my pocket.

And a knife to cut your tobacco with,
eh?

Don't forget that.

You mean that?

Exquisite workmanship.

You might.

Well, no, no.

Here, help yourself.

Excuse me, young mate, but are you as
thirsty as I am?

I was in pardon, sir.

A rack from my own private stock for the
gentleman.

You know, I have an absolute passion for
the handicraft of true artisans.

It does havoc with my pocketbook, but
I'll buy this from you.

No, no, no.

It ain't much of a toad sticker, but
I've grown rather fond of it.

Sorry, it's not for sale.

But I could offer you, say... Cut it,
mate. I said it's not for sale, and I

it.

Well, so -so. It's of no importance,
really.

May I pour your arrack for you?

Why, sure. Here.

Here's to our newfound friendship.

May it grow like a banyan tree.

I'll drink to that.

The prophet's dead.

He's a very talented magician.

It's just a knack, really. Nothing more.

Thank you.

Hey, so you like tricks, do you, eh?

Here, watch this.

That's a little trick that I learned
while I was in Calcutta once for a brief

while. Taught to me by a magician.

Most interesting.

Cheers, mate.

I really could take another.

You could?

So you shall, and all you want.

I don't have the time, matey, sorry.

But really, there's a certain party
that's waiting for me, if you take my

meaning.

But, thank you, just the same. I really
did enjoy that little drink.

So long, matey.

You see, I also have a toad sticker.

Hey, blimey, that's right.

Well, it's a set, ain't it, eh?

Where did you get this?

I found it in a friend.

He ran into it by accident, you might
say.

It must have given him pain to part with
it. Gave him a lot more pain meeting

with it.

At the time of Parton, he was much too
dead to feel any sorrow.

Now, who are you, really?

Captain Ull's the name.

Lady of Her Majesty's frigate, the
Northumberland.

Her Majesty and me, we had a little
disagreement. I was forced to retire

no pension.

Well, I certainly enjoyed this chat,
mates.

But like I told you, I have this party
waiting for me, so if you don't mind...

The Port Said was not the first time in
which you displayed this knife.

You've gone to great trouble to find us.

Why?

I know what you're talking about. I just
went in there to whip my whistle.

Goodbye, Captain.

I have no time to flitter with anyone
who imagines me a fool.

That's a ready shame, me with that
Parisian jewel on me hands.

What kind of jewel?

A rare ruby.

A right rare old ruby that come with
that knife.

Where is it?

If you don't tell me where it is... You
know what?

You do me in, it's the last time you
ever see that sound.

I will give you $50 ,000 if you will
deliver the ruby to me here.

$50 ,000?

Can't you make a little more?

$50 ,000.

But it must be within three hours.

Well, it's a right short time, mate.
What if I can't make it by then?

Then I assure you, your knife will be
returned to you.

View of the alternatives.

I might just put myself out there,
people.

Stubbornness is an admirable trait,
Rosie, my love.

I admire you for it.

But I pity you the consequences.

Now, where is the ruby?

You have such a pretty face.

In fact, fear has even made it
beautiful.

It would be such a shame.

Now, what did you do with it?

You'll put nails in my coffin before I
tell you.

Well, it would grieve me for it to have
to come to that, Rosie.

You're being very stupid, you know.

You see, I know why you won't answer my
questions. It's because that dummy

ferret was killed tonight.

God should take your own tongue for
calling him that.

In his own way, he said more than you'll
ever say.

He was a kind, good -hearted man.

He was like a father to you, I know
that.

Yes.

And if he hadn't been mixed up with you,
he'd be alive today. Yes, well, this is

all very touching.

Also very taxing.

Now, where is that ruby?

You'll be gone to meet your friend the
devil before I tell you.

You've just made it necessary to make
the acquaintance of a little pet of

All right, Jason, you win.

The ruby fell off my foot while I was
running.

I don't know where it is.

That's the honest truth.

Unfortunately, I don't believe you,
Rosie.

You're lying.

Now, where is it, Rosie?

I swear I don't know where it is.

That window was closed before.

I think you'd better drop that gun, Mr.
West.

Now, why should I do that?

He shoots me, I'm going to shoot you.

Sounds pretty unpleasant to me.

I take it you have a plan in mind?

You and your boys just stay right here.

I like that.

I leave with the girl.

Your life and hers for mine.

That's a fair trade.

Somehow, Mr. West, I get the feeling
we'll meet again.

After saving me from Jason Starr, if I
knew where the ruby was, I'd tell you.

It had to have fallen off my foot.

I was in such a panic, I don't know
where.

And I don't care.

It only brought unhappiness.

You can stay lost.

You're probably tired, Rosie.

Oh, I am.

Why don't you just lie down and take a
nap?

Get some rest.

Thank you.

Isn't she? Pity she's such a liar.

Yeah, isn't she?

Hey, Artie, you never told me.

Where were you?

The Pleasure Palace of Arabia, Port
Said.

And there, two very obliging gentlemen
took me to see Fifi LeGrand.

It's not what you think. She happens to
be on a theatrical poster at the end of

a blind alley outside the Port Said.

Or at least it was a blind alley until
one of them touched Fifi's tightrope.

The one I talked to was second in
command.

The leader was in there somewhere, but
he was hidden in the back room.

You make a deal?

They offered me $50 ,000 if I brought
them the ruby.

I haven't been able to figure that out.

Why?

I had a chance to examine that stone
back in the museum, Jim. That's a third

-rate ruby.

That stone on the open market wouldn't
bring more than $2 ,000.

Artie, maybe...

Maybe they have the same motive as Jason
in trying to blackmail the government.

Yeah, maybe.

But then why the deadline?

I mean, they had to have the ruby inside
of three hours.

That's going to be the problem.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Artie, why the deadline?

And why are they willing to pay so much
for something that's worth so little?

I don't know, but I figure the answer
has to be in one of these books.

I've been doing some research on the
Tomb of Kings, Jim. I've come up with

startling information.

Looks like Rosie's not so tired after
all.

Is that what you're looking for, Rosie?

It'll take weeks before.

Now, that's what I call being real
helpful, Mr. West.

The ruby?

It would be a pity for a bullet to ruin
those fine clothes, Mr. West.

All right, in there, both of you.

Don't catch your death of cold, my love.

Remember, Mr. West, things always get
darkest before they go completely black.

Wait for me outside.

What does that mean?

It means we're either going to die from
lack of oxygen or we're going to freeze

to death.

We're trapped and there's not a living
soul even knows we're here

Amalek

will be back soon.

He said that you should wait.

Thanks, right? I'll do that

What's going on here?

Game of chance?

Strange looking game.

How's it played?

You have never played it before.

Can't say so, eh?

Then we will show you.

Oh, well, thank you.

Hey, it's me, Connor.

Always in the market, so to speak, for a
new kind of game.

I won't sit down.

These numerals here.

What's the matter?

There's not enough oxygen left.

I have to shorten it.

Who did it?

I've got a good idea, Arden. This is in
a lot of trouble right now.

Hey, rum luck, mates.

Although I certainly have enjoyed
learning this game.

Oh, yes, you have very good taste,
Michael. Very good indeed.

For a man who does not know how to play,
you play very well.

Why, ain't you never heard of beginner's
luck?

Yes, and yours just ran out.

Captain Hull? Indeed I do.

So, so, so. Give it to me.

I've been giving this matter some
thought.

I must say that I can get a better offer
from the Ed Man.

There is no one else.

Oh, no.

I know how to help when I see it.

The Ed Man are no deal.

No deal.

Take your perishing hands off of me, Ed!

be also Captain Hull. Well, that was a
fake.

I think it's you who are the fake.

You know, it would be interesting to
find out who you are really.

I have the means, but unfortunately not
at the time.

Well, that's a pity.

On the other hand, I wouldn't want to
keep you from any prior engagement.

Nor would I want you to miss any golden
opportunity.

It's been waiting around for over 3 ,000
years.

My friend, that is a fact which you will
carry with you to the grave.

They've got the ruby.

I know, and they killed our friend Jay
so you can get it. Well, how obliging of

them. Is Rosie all right?

Yeah, I sent her back to the hotel.

Do you have any idea where they're
going? Yes, I do.

We've got just about half an hour to get
there.

The treasure of Ho -Tem Ra.

Very ingeniously protected.

Only when the moon is in a certain
position is the location revealed.

Right, Hysel?

Yes.

Yes.

But then you must also know that it will
be another 12 years before the chance

comes again.

12 years, 6 months, 4 days and 2 hours
to be exact.

And since you gentlemen will probably
still be detained by then.

you intend to get the treasure?

You tear a priceless monument apart?

I think I can figure out a way to turn
back the clock if I return that jewel to

its rightful owner.

The angles of the mirrors should
duplicate exactly the position of the

a few minutes ago.

You fool.

Don't you think I've tried everything?

Reflected moonlight is too weak for it.
Yes, but if we reflect true moonlight

from a concave mirror pointed down
through the hole in the statue's head

then increase it with this parabolic
magnifier, we should be able to obtain

proper... intensity.

They certainly protected their treasures
well.

Even Heisel didn't realize how well.

All right, Amalek, we're going in.

I must say, Princess really looked
radiantly happy.

Artie, wouldn't you? She got her prince,
Ruby back, and $8 million.

Yeah, that tends to make...

It's from the princess present token of
our appreciation

animus of her. Beautiful.

Now, it's a shame, Marty, but we can't
keep...

Rosie. Now, before you go jumping to any
conclusions, I can explain everything.

I didn't come to steal from you.

I just came back for my things.

I left them here the other night.

You can search me if you don't believe
me.

No, that's all right.

Then I'll be gone.

Thank you again for saving my life.

But, Rosie.

What will you do now?

I'll find something.

What? Dancing in some bar?

If I have to.

I want to be a seamstress.

But no one would hire me knowing what
I've been.

I've tried before.

That's why I wanted the ruby.

With it, I could have opened up my own
store.

Still, after all the trouble I've caused
you, I shouldn't be burdening you with

my problems.

Bye.

Rosie.

Open your shop.

No.

No, I can't accept it.

Rosie, please take it. We insist.

All right.

I'll trade you for it.

Hardy, why didn't you search her? You
told me not to.