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Introducing!

Come on, the one and only!

I've never seen a pool like this!

Got my pool store blonde hair on.

Welcome to the pool store.

Hey, how are you? Good, how are you?

Good. So, I grabbed this about a week
ago. We kind of had it running for about

week. It's just not working.

Oh, okay. I have the receipt and
whatnot. I don't know if that's

Sure. We can just swap it out.

Yeah. Oh, so you had it in the pool?

Right. And we can just, it's not
working. Not dispensing the... Okay.

All right. Yeah, that should be fine.
Sometimes these things get jammed.

do you want like an even exchange yeah
that would be great okay you don't want

to look at another brand or something
just a little oh oh yeah you know what

some of the stuff from the pool probably
got a little hung up in there oh yeah

okay yeah that that you know what this
one has a weird chamber in it so it's

like it it gets stuff gets caught in
there we've had that happen with these

stuff gets caught that's good yeah so
it's like a little bit more in there and

then oh

Here's the problem.

Okay.

Here it is.

Okay. Yeah.

What? Yeah. I'm sorry.

They get in there. A baby hippopotamus.

It's been raining a lot.

So probably the sound of the rainwater
on your pool surface, it attracts them.

That's insane.

Yeah. Let me get some paper towels here.
Me too.

I'll take a picture of this. This is
crazy. Yeah.

Let me get his little belly do's.

There he goes.

Yeah, they started migrating from Lake
Michigan, so they really have nowhere to

go. So hippopotamus have been a big
problem in a lot of the pools and hot

That's crazy. So you're not the only
one.

You never heard of that happening
before?

No. But it's good that you caught it now
because you probably should get some

hippo repellent tablets.

Okay. Yeah, just to put in the pool.

I didn't know, like, when I hear hippo,
I think huge hippopotamus. Well, they

start small.

Like, look here, I'll show you.

Yes.

I thought, I didn't even know those
were, like, in this country.

Yeah, so that, like, the hippo, see, if
you don't catch it, it can grow to full

size.

Yeah, and then there's the hippo
repellent tablets that are good. You can

those in the filter, and that'll just
keep them away.

And they'll mosey on to the neighbor's
pool, you know? Yeah.

All right.

Well, let me see if I have another
chlorine dispenser. That would be

can give you a couple of hippo repellent
tablets on the house if you want. That

would be great. Yeah, just hang with him
for a second. All right, I'll be right

back. There's more baby hippos. Someone
got another baby hippo in there.

It was in the chlorine filter this time.

Thank you.

How you doing, man? Awesome, man. Got
the summer vibe going. Yeah, man, I'm

trying to keep the summer going.

Exactly. I'm trying this new pool -less
kickboard.

There's, like, safety regulation on it.

If you pull... Yeah, put your left hand
on the trigger of that remote.

Yeah, there you go. These are going to
be all the new rage from the makers of

the hoverboard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay, yeah. Oh, that gets it going.

And then release it.

Good. Okay, that's good.

Now, I think it'll activate the internal
mechanisms once the safety strap is on.

It's a pool -less kickboard.

Let's see if I can get that to work
here. So can you do that again? Go ahead

pull the trigger down. Okay. And then
roll the wheel forward. Okay. And then,

oh, yeah, I've got more power now. Wow.

That's pretty good.

Yeah.

Once the safety strap's on the wrist,
oh, yeah, and you've got to kind of try

and hold it down. There's a knack to it.

See if you can jump up on the wall.

Wow. This is amazing.

Wow.

Wow.

Whoa.

Okay, stop it, stop it, stop it. Whoa.
You all right?

Yeah.

That's so crazy.

That's so great. It has its own kind of
like...

It feels like it has its own almost like
a... So it goes above the water like

that? Yeah, so that you can basically,
you know, snorkel without getting wet.

Wow.

They make them for kids. They're great
for kids.

Pretty wild, right, that mechanism?

Technology. Yeah.

It's just this little thing here. It's a
reverse magnetic disc that I guess is

pushing off of the ground.

What a great invention that is.

Yeah, yeah.

And you know what? The kids are going to
love them.

Oh.

Sorry.

Yeah. Let me put that power switch off.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Sorry about that. No. Okay.

Wow.

Pretty intense.

Let me go get that order for you.

I'm here picking up a liner repair kit.

Oh, the liner repair kit, yeah.

Jackie, can you bring up the liner
repair kit to the front?

How are you doing today?

I'm good, how are you? Doing good. We
have our big sale today, and I was

up for it. Oh, okay. Using the new, what
are they calling it? The AirCloud.

You know that new pump that you use
that's like a wireless pump to blow

up? Oh, super cool.

Little machine right here, and you use
your inflatables without having to,

hand pump, and you don't have to blow
them up. With your mouth, you just use

these little receiver stickers.

Oh, that's really cool. Really weird.

Here, I'll show you how they work.

You peel off.

You know how you get lightheaded, like
you're trying to blow up tons of

inflatables? So it's small, too. So
instead of having to plug it in or use a

pump, it's battery -operated.

And you stick the little Wi -Fi receiver
just right next to where

the nozzle would be. And then you hold
it near it.

And then you just press the button.

There.

Look at that.

Isn't that great?

That's crazy.

Yeah, and you don't have to put your
mouth on the nozzle or anything.

How does it do that, though? What?
Where's the air coming from?

Well, the air comes from here.

But it's like cellular frequencies
travel through the air.

I've never seen anything like that. Oh,
no, yeah. It's new technology.

That would have saved me a lot of hassle
this summer, blowing up floaties.

Totally, exactly. I did all the sail
balloons with this little guy right

Oh, sorry.

Okay, yeah, yeah, sorry. I had that too
high.

That was my bad. Sorry about that.

Let me go check on your order, okay?
I'll be right back.

Guys, the power's too high on the air
cloud.

Get that, and let me get you a big
summer sale, big blowout,

free pool noodles with every purchase.

All right, cool.

Have you used these before in the pool?
They're really fun. Have you seen this

brand, though, the Swimmin' Snacks?

No. Okay, here, let me make sure this
one didn't pop yet.

Can you see clear through there yet? Mm
-hmm. Okay, good. Yeah.

So what you do is after you swim around
for a while, like let the kids play with

it for a little bit, then what you do is
you grab the center and you just sort

of bend it,

an upturned smile like that, and then
you release.

Ew, what?

Is that pasta?

Yeah, pasta noodles.

What?

They're swimming snacks.

What? Who thinks of this?

Swimming snacks, the company.

And then you're supposed to eat those?

Yeah. You eat them like you don't have
to release them until you're ready,

is what's cool. So you can play with it
as long as you want.

It's not going to get all, like, pool
watery or anything?

Well, no, because it's, like, inside an
inner chamber. Like something outside

there? Yeah. See how you can see it's
still just see -through completely?

Yeah. But that's because there's, like,
inner styrofoam in there. Oh. So it's

protected behind that, so you never
really have to worry about that.

Weird. You know? Then if you go into the
outer chamber here and pull up there,

then it releases.

Meatballs. This is so weird.

Yeah. That end, after the meatballs, you
go after here, you go to the end.

Yeah. You might want to back up a little
bit because this is the part that gets

a little bit.

Ew. Ew. I hate it.

Oh, you do?

I mean, I'm sure kids will like it.
They're great. I'm super grossed out.

Do you want to taste some? No, thanks.

No? Okay. I'm good, thank you. All
right, great. Let me get you a, well,

going to give you, this one's used now.

That is crazy. So I'll give you a fresh
one. This one's fra diablo.

This one has, this one's pesto.

And this one's carbonara.

Okay. So do you know which one you'd
want?

We'll go with the purple.

Purple? All right, that's carbonara.

Good choice. That is crazy.

There you go.

All right. I'll be back in one second. I
have a coupon for this. Okay. So I can

take a little bit off of that.

Okay. I think we're ready, right?

Smells like a pet shop.

Got some people going to come help me
work.

Little do they know, there will be
magic. Ow.

Ow.

Antonia, Michael, nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you. I love that you wore your

animal print to work at the pet shop.

So, yeah, I'm going to show you what
we're looking at today. A couple of new

items came in for inventory.

We're going to test some new brands.

So one of the things that we were
testing out a whole bunch of different

are hamster pellets.

Okay.

And, you know, there's a lot of
different types of soil boosters and

nutrient packs that go into the animal
substrate.

Okay. And this is one of my favorite
brands. So I'm going to show you how

one works, and then we'll test some of
the other ones.

So what these get used for...

First you want to use a tank or a tray
that won't absorb water. Okay. So

is perfect. Okay. So that nothing, you
know, no moisture will get into that.

Sure. And I will load it up with some
substrate here.

Okay. Or wood chips, you know.

Okay. And I'll even that out. Nice. You
want to even that out a little bit?

Sure. That's great.

Good job.

Okay. Okay.

So this is my favorite brand. So again,
this is the one we're going to try and

see how the other brands compare to it.
And we get this from China. We actually

relabel them. They're not produced in
the U .S. Okay.

And this is what they look like.

So they're just like a little fuzzy
pellet.

Okay. It's a hamster pellet.

And it gets buried into the substrate.

Okay. All right.

Okay. And once it's buried in there,
what I do is take a little bit of water.

And I find that five drops right over
the area works best.

I think I just did a little more than
five, but that's okay. But that'll

into the hamster pellet, and you just
sort of give it a little shake, and

actually sprout.

Okay? And it will sprout a hamster.

What? All right?

So these work very quickly.

Wow.

Yeah. You know, that way they can ship
them overseas without having to worry

about... customs and things like that so
um that's my favorite one it's so fast

acting wow yeah have you not seen those
before no oh yeah most

i grew up on a farm with like 150
animals my stepmom was a veterinarian oh

so did any of the animals you guys had
on your farm were they pellet raised no

oh okay so just all natural birth yeah
okay well a lot of a lot of people

like the pellet raised animals because
they can be a little bit more controlled

genetically okay um

Yeah, so here, I'm going to put him in
here.

He's cute.

Yeah, he's really cute.

Let me get another little tablet out.
I'll show you.

Okay. Get ready to do it, little guy.

And I'll bury it kind of in this little
spot right here.

All right, so again, five drops of the
water.

And again, what I really like about them
is how fast -acting they are.

So we'll just do a little more water.

One, two, three, four.

All right, and give it a little shake.

And it's very quick.

See that? Uh -huh.

Hold on a minute.

There it is. Wow. Very quick.

Very quick.

Wow.

Yeah. So I'm going to get some extra
ones.

Okay. So just hang tight. Watch these
guys for a second. I'll go get the other

brands. Just make sure those don't dry
out.

Okay. All right.

Okay, so we get these new products in
from different vendors. We kind of just

take a look at them and play with them
and see the quality and then see if, you

know, we want to like... Showcase them.
Yeah, showcase them, exactly.

So this is from a new company. It's
called Cockatube.

Looks like Cockatube.

Maybe if you could pop the plastic off.

There's a bunch of those. That's cool.

Yeah. I think it's like a play toy kind
of a thing. I've been begging my

boyfriend for us to get a bird. Oh,
really? Yeah. Oh, cute.

What kind of bird?

I don't know. Any kind of parrot that
talks.

But that's the thing.

you know i don't need a bird talking
back the exact same way how i talk oh

that's so funny yeah so this must be
i've seen those things that we pull out

know where a cat can run through it
makes like a little home so it looks

like that's what i'm saying yeah there's
a handle on the bottom here too so you

pull yeah like that okay the one that
the cat goes through is usually bigger

so i don't know how much fun he would
actually have inside here but it would

have a oh oh it's oh there's a bird in
it i'm sorry i

totally didn't even know that was that's
crazy oh so it's a shipping tube

that is insane that was so tiny yeah oh
i see okay how you doing buddy

yeah oh so they're in here you know yeah
i know i had

that's nuts that's so cool though yeah
Well, I had heard it's like, it's

actually, it's tough on birds when
you're traveling with them. Like him, he

would be coming from South America.

So inside of a cage that can be sort of
traumatic with it rattling around.

So they compress, you know, they. That
is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. They ship a
lot of animals that way now in

compression chambers.

Wow. That surprised me. Yeah. It
surprised me too. I thought, I honestly

you knew. Oh no, no, no. Yeah. I had no
idea it was going to be in there. No

worries. Wow. Okay. Let me, um.

Put this somewhere.

Yeah, I'm going to put him over here.

Okay. Here you go. Will you stay there?

Okay. Here you go, bud. Oh, that is so
cool.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, just hang here and watch him, and
I'll be right back.

Okay, let me get a cage or something.

That is so cool. Hi, buddy.

Can they breathe in there?

They can breathe in there and all that?

Oh, that's a good question.

Yeah, I mean, obviously, yeah. That's
probably why there was a little split in

the plastic. Yeah, it makes sense.

Yeah, so I guess they kind of... That is
insane.

Yeah. They get so tiny.

Yeah, they pack them in there using the
Carbonaro effect.

Huh. Yeah.

Interesting. Have you heard of that
before? Yeah, I think I have. I've

bunch of videos on stuff. Right, yeah.
And the Carbonaro effect is the hidden

camera. Magic TV show. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Okay, gotcha. Yeah, you're on that show
right now, actually. Are you for real?

Yeah. No way. What if I told you I'm a
magician?

No way. Do you think they really trap
birds inside a little tube like this? Or

maybe I'm a magician?

Oh, my God, that is so cool.

That's so crazy. I probably look like a
giant idiot.

No, it's cool. I look good, right? That
was crazy.

Oh. Hey, look. Dude, the thing isn't
even in here. I don't even want to be

now. It went boom.

Super excited because this season they
finally got me a decent dressing room.

Okay.

Moving day at the castle.

Let's do this. I need some more boxes.

The castle was a church. Some dude just
bought it.

Oh, man. Yeah, lucky him, right?

Yeah, they wanted to keep some of the
stuff at the Chicago History Museum.

Correct. But we're going to take some of
this garden statuary stuff as well.

They're probably going to want the
pillar. Will you measure that? Here.

How big that is? Because I might have to
get a bigger crate or something for

that. The museum would know better than
me if it's...

An important piece.

I'm quite sure it would be.

Here, you want me to hold the top?

Yeah. All right.

Like... Yeah, it's like X -T.

Almost 72.

72 feet.

Seven. Seven point, yeah, two feet.

Seven, seven feet, two inches. Yeah. All
right, yeah, that'll fit in there. We

got a dragon to the neck. Oh, I didn't
even see that thing.

A dragon.

What is it like? It's like chained to
this post? Yeah, they got the dragon

chained down. Will it move?

Yeah, this will move. Yeah.

Is that heavy? Or it's like chain. You
want to break this?

Can it come out of the ground?

I think, yeah.

Oh, there we go.

We've got the little guy chained up.

Maybe it's the castle's pet. Who knows?

Here, how heavy is that?

Can you get that? Yeah, you want to grab
the tail?

We'll just lift him up. Oh, yeah.

He's heavy. Sure.

About like, what do you say, 50 pounds?

Yeah. Let me put him up here.

Oh, what a nice piece, though. Look at
that. Yeah, that is a real nice piece.

Yeah. That's how I was looking at him
when I seen him down there. Really nice.

Still in good shape, too. Really good
shape, yeah.

All right, yeah.

He'll fit inside here, right?

I'm going to try and get him up in
there.

Great.

Solid.

I'm going to just pack some of this
stuff around him.

Correct. Yeah, we'll just kind of pack
it up and just cover it.

All right, and then maybe I'll move the
dragon over.

And if you'll put that chain, like, next
to the dragon along the side so he

doesn't, like, cripple the wing.

Good.

Yeah, that'll do it. All right.

And then the birdbath is the other thing
we're going to bring up here. We could

carry that together, right?

Here, come on.

Come on.

Oh, that's hot. Yeah, you want to hold
it?

It's getting cold.

And now, oh, it's separated already.

Okay, hold on.

Is this going to fit in a box that size
probably?

That size is going to be small. Hey,
look.

What's that? The fire just came out that
dragon mouth.

What? Fire just popped out that dragon
mouth.

No, I'm dead serious.

Some fire just popped straight out of
that box. Out of that, like, the fire

the dragon's mouth.

I'm like, I'm not joking. I'm dead
serious. Like, just scared the hell out

me. Look.

You see the side of the box?

You saw fire? Yes, a big -ass fireball.

Dude, the thing isn't even in here.

Hey.

Bro. Dude.

I don't even want to be here now.

What is going on? That just scared the
hell out of me. Did you feel... Okay. We

both just lifted that dragon up and put
it in there. Yes.

That just... And you... Okay.

So you saw fire burning through this
hole? I seen the big fireball.

Man, that was just freaky as hell. I
thought you were messing around.

You're like, I saw fire from the
dragon's mouth. You looked at me like,

looking at you like, hell no.

I just seen the big ass, like a
fireball. It went boom.

Oh my God.

And the big fireball came right here and
just boom.

Like some mythical, bro. Like some
unbelievable, bro. Like, I didn't...

Oh, my God, bro. Look, bro. Look.

Just look. Look what? Look.

Oh, my God, bro. Look, bro. Look.

Just look. Look what? Look.

Look at the top.

Oh, my God. What the?

Oh, my God.

Jeez. How did it get up there?

We just looked, and it burnt out, and it
just knocked the whole cup off. Are you

sure there was not a dragon on top
already? I'm positive.

Don't you remember? We just moved it.
No, I know there was never one. Yes,

you remember? I moved it from out there,
and we moved it on the top of there.

It wasn't nothing on the top of there.
The dragon was right there. The dragon

was right there.

So it flew to the top of the pole?

I didn't see nothing but fire. It was
like a fire portal.

Like, it didn't go dry. It blew.

It blew. Like a portal.

Like a... Oh, my.

Like something like you would see in a
movie if you was to try to take

that was cursed. Right. And you moved it
and took it, and it went back. Like,

that means that goes together.

That's got to be some... Magic, like...
Some type of magic. Yeah. Some type

of... Like some kind of Carbonaro
effect.

Or something like witchcraft or
something.

That thing is possessed with something.
Yeah. Have you heard of the Carbonaro

effect? Yes, I heard of it before. I'm
familiar with a lot of strange things,

and I didn't think a lot of strange
things in my life, but this is by far.

I mean, that's what will happen with the
Carbonaro effect. And they said the

castle was enchanted kind of thing.

You know, it's like sorcery. Like
sorcery. Yeah. But it's also the name of

hidden camera magic TV show.

That, Maceo, you are on right now.

I'm on a TV show? You're on a TV show.

Nathaniel, what are you feeling? Oh, my
God, you just had me so... Oh,

man, you got me good with that, man. Oh,
my God.