All language subtitles for the_carbonaro_effect_s04e15_dummy_talks

Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

That's nuts.

That's cool.

Oh my God!

Hiding in plain sight. Michael, nice to
meet you. He makes them fall for the

impossible. The best thing to do is just
pick them up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh my God!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Here we go.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. No water
allowed in the antique store.

No way.

Throat freeze, brain freeze.

No.

No water on the table. These are
antiques.

Sorry. Oh, hey.

You're Marcella. Yeah, Michael Marcella.

All right, so Marcella, what I'm doing
is I'm polishing off a shipment of new

figures that just came in. Okay. And
when we get the island stuff that my

really likes, we don't use any oils on
them.

So the trick is to just use one piece of
paper towel.

Okay.

And there's your water.

You want to open it up and just take a
little bit of water.

That's it, but always close the water.

Yeah. I learned that one the hard way.

Okay. And then you just dust it off.

And using the water, make sure that the
oils of the wood stay original.

Looks good.

Where did they come from, if you don't
mind me asking?

This one, I think, was Singapore.

Some from Haiti.

So people just get rid of this stuff and
they don't want anything.

Yeah, he's got connections with all
these.

This is amazing. It's so beautiful.

Yeah, and this is a mystery one we get.

A voodoo one or something? I know. You
know what? I'm not superstitious.

Are you?

Like, I'm... It doesn't matter.

This is the thing. My boss is like crazy
superstitious.

If we get these, we don't keep them at
all.

So you don't want to take it, right?

I don't think so. Okay.

Wrap it up. Just wrap it up in that.

And don't tell him about it. No, no, no,
no.

Yeah,

just throw it away.

Okay, good. Piece of paper towel here.

And... Holy... It's in here.

What? What's that?

It's in here.

Oh, is that a bug? No, that's like the
doll.

What? Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me?

Get out of here. Oh, my God.

Ah! The head is not there anymore.

What? I don't want to touch it, so...

Well, that's your water.

Oh, my God. Oh, my. Are you serious?

All right. I'm not that.

Oh, my God. I'm sweating.

Okay.

That's creepy.

How the hell did that happen?

This is why my boss hates this stuff,
and now I understand why.

Oh, my God.

You know, we get a lot of stuff shipped
in here, and we clean it up.

I've been working on this zebra for the
past two weeks.

This had been repainted a few times, so
I've just been removing paint.

How do you remove the paint? The trick
is to use just the right concoction of

water to thinner.

That's kind of cool.

Yeah. So I have a crate that I'm going
to let him sit and finish drying in.

actually right there. You won't mind
getting that, would you?

Oh, he has a house.

I know, right?

It's like a little zebra house.

Yeah, is it dusty or anything in there?
Would you just make sure that's cleaned

off? I'll clean off the lid.

Yeah, sitting around a little bit.

Yeah, it was kind of dusty. A little
dusty, yeah. We don't want any dust on

there.

Very good.

Oh, yeah, it really was dusty, huh?

Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh.

It's cool because it has a vent so the
air can breathe.

Okay, so I'm going to put it in here
like this.

All right, be very careful.

And I'll put this little puppy on here.

I just want to be careful with him. Will
you take him over to that side?

I'm still... Yeah, just make sure... Oh,
shoot.

Did you... Okay, I'm tripping.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to be in big trouble.

Wait. That was white. That was striped.

Then when you dropped it, it changed.

I had this. I used too much of the
thinner.

Oh, my...

Shoot.

That was just white and black.

Right, yeah, this is the original paint
job now, here.

How did it get there? Because I took
away the oxidation off of this thing

down to the last layer, and the original
paint job was probably loose.

So when the box shook, the original
paint job came off.

What kind of law is that? That's kind of
weird.

It's the physics of the loosened paint
splattering to the sides.

Law.

Hi. Hey.

Hi, do you need to get this appraised?
Oh, great.

Appraisals. Come to the right place.

Oh, wow. Kind of heavy.

Well, it's American.

For sure. Yeah.

Well, because you can tell by the way
the corners here are...

are perfectly square. It is beautiful.

Oh, this stuff is inside.

Oh, my gosh, it's lined, too. Look at
that. Wait a minute. You know what? This

is not American.

Wait.

These are... I've heard about this, but
it can't possibly

be.

There's a myth about Catalan wine
glasses from Barcelona that were... You

how the wine glass can make a sound? Uh
-huh.

That they were, like, used like
instruments.

Yeah, and you put more water in it and
it makes a different sound. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. But these, if this can be
them, look at this.

But wait.

Because they blew some glasses that had
structure inside of the glass.

So as the pitch would change? Yeah.
That's ridiculous.

Yeah, it is ridiculous.

Well, there's two more in here.

Yeah, this one just has a, nope, that
looks pretty basic too.

But wait, look at this one.

The one has, like, writing on it, you
know? It says English.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Try this one.

It's harder to do. That might be
something.

Maybe if it's on the table.

Yeah, maybe if it's on the table.

I'm going to hold the base, let's see.

See, it said water.

Yeah, I never knew they could do that.

It should maybe the other way, because
it does an English this way, and then

this should be Spanish. So let's try it
going backward.

Agua. Insane. That is so crazy.

Wow. So this is an English -Spanish
translation, depending on what is inside

glass. It's like spooky.

It's very spooky. It is.

I was a music major, so the fact that
the pitch can change is insane to me. I

mean, it makes sense because even when
you form your mouth differently to sing

song or to sing a vowel, you form your
mouth differently to form a different

sound. But for it to say something like
that is very creepy.

Yeah, there was a myth about... Here,
try it.

What's your name? Casey.

Casey? Here, hold your finger in there.
Or, yeah, get your fingers in there.

Yeah, like wiggle them in there.

Okay.

Did you just say my name? Yeah. The
crystal maker originally made one to say

wife's name.

Just really just on a whim to tell wine
glasses apart.

You know the way you would put like a
little tag on a glass. Everyone at the

party knows whose glass is whose.

I'm just saying, my hands are shaking. I
just got hot and my hands are shaking.

Let me see if my manager can help you.
Hold on one second.

Hey, can you help this lady?

What was it you were looking for?

Hi, good afternoon.

How are you doing?

Hi, I'm here to return the clothes.

Oh, sure, sure.

Just check everything's in here.

All right.

Shoes? Yeah.

I'm hearing a dog.

Hmm? Am I hearing a dog?

Yeah, it should be, if it's part of it,
yeah.

No, actually, I was hearing a dog.

Yeah, yeah. You got the dress and then
Toto.

Oh! Okay.

I did not know I had a dog in there.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes with Toto.

Oh, my God.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, a lot of our costumes come with a
live element.

Really? Yeah. See, they love it. They're
trained to just hang out with the

costumes. When they're born, we...

In their cage, we put costumes.

Okay, okay. So they just learn to be
comforted by them. Right. Where that

costume go, I go.

Yeah. If he's not around Dorothy's
dress, he cries like crazy.

Yeah.

I feel so bad. I did not know who he
was.

That's all right. I would have took him
out. Yeah.

I'm never going to forget this place.

Okay, yeah. We're the only one doing it.
So it's like our thing.

And it's working. It's working.

All right. Well, thank you so much.

You have a great day. Do you have the
munchkin?

Huh? The little guy, Evan.

Just check if he's in your car.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, hey, how did that work out?

Pretty good.

The apron.

Oh, cool. The big old crazy step hat.
Oh, nice.

And then the step coat or whatever. Oh,
that's great. You got the whole thing.

Yeah, and this here, we're going to
leave in that, too?

This is what I mean. This is my shirt.

This is yours?

Yeah. No, with the glasses. Oh, these
are mine as well. I wear these.

Come on. We sell this costume.

I just got one return. Hold on. Let me
show you.

Where did it go?

Yeah.

That's so funny.

This is, like, how I literally dress in,
like, real life.

Weird. Wow, yeah.

No, that's why I said it, because I saw
your shoes had the one black lace and

the one white lace.

Wow, does that suit in here?

No, it just comes with the laces.

It's like, uh,

there's the laces in here.

That's weird.

But, yeah, it's called Suburban Pimp.

We've been feeling a lot of them. I
almost need to like take a picture.

they're like ripping you off. They are
that is crazy Wow Yeah, I

know that's why

I said cuz I saw the laces on your shoes
You're not really so you got this is

your own idea

This is... I'm going to have to, like,
flip it all over. You should, because

telling you, we sold about, like, 50 of
these.

People are going to be, like, walking
around like clones.

Yeah, I'll take a picture of you holding
that.

Right here, yeah.

Suburban pimps, say cheese.

Yeah? Cheese.

Boom. Yeah. Wow.

Dude, that is wild.

That's... So, I'm going to take a video
of this. Yeah.

All right, check this out. So, I'm
leaving the costume store, and the guy's

like, are you going to just walk out
with that whole costume? And I'm like,

are you talking about?

This guy right here.

So check it out. Then he just shows me
this. Hold on. Look at this.

Panda shirt, white pants, white shoes,
black laces, white laces, and a hat.

All right.

Same thing. I thought he was. Look at
the video. Look at what I'm wearing.

I got DJ Midnight Panda, white pants,
and I have different colored laces in my

suit. Somebody's either ripping you off
or.

style man or you're lying to me and you
ripped this off no man i don't i didn't

i mean why is it even the suburban pimp
i don't i don't understand it wow maybe

you're like the new suburban pimp dude
i've like done like this for a long time

man wow well somebody's on to you that's
insane

i'm a key swinging

arcade man

Need some quarters?

There's a machine somewhere over there.
Get yourself some quarters. Good luck.

Have you ever replaced any, like,
batteries or changed down machines?

Oh, good. Yeah, this one, we just got
the report, was not... None of the kids

are winning.

So we like to be fair.

I never win at this game.

Yeah. We like at least, like, one out of
every 20 or so to win. So we're going

to replace... The M module.

Okay. All of these that are manually
operated are M module games.

This is in here.

Yeah, if these are all stabbed through,
if one flips out, yeah, it'll start to

jack up in the scene. Here, let me close
it.

Grab a flashlight out of here. Okay.

Shine it, like, right at that.

That is bizarre.

No, because they're all going through.
That's the whole thing.

They're going through there.

Do take out the bolts.

Yep.

Yeah.

I'll take them.

Yeah, go ahead and pull them.

Yeah.

How long have you worked here for?

Oh, my God. I've worked here for... You
only do this? Yeah, too long.

Please, yeah.

Let me unlock it here.

Take that key.

Unlock that.

See if it gets temperamental and the
kids aren't winning on it.

They get mad.

They do. They get mad.

You all right in there? Hey, hey. Up,
up. Up, up. Hey, hey, hey.

Come here.

Hey, buddy.

Well, we're better due now, aren't you?

What? See, that does not make sense to
me.

You should still be working. Is he
really in? What?

There's a monkey in there? I did not
know that.

Yeah, I mean, these machines, they
don't, like, you're not controlling.

Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Yeah,
like, the monkey controls what you're

Oh, I did not know that. Yeah, no,
because, yeah. How long is he standing?

Well, until he stops working well, you
know?

So he stopped letting people win, and we
just replaced them.

Well, what's freaking me out is those
things were in there, and how did that

old monkey, that big, come out of there?

What do you mean?

No, these.

These were all the way through, right?
Yeah.

But how did that monkey come in?

Oh, they train them.

What's your name? Courtney. Hi,
Courtney. Michael.

You help ourselves here today?

Yeah. All right, great. Well, we just
have to, like, try and section off which

machines can be on which breaker box
because for some reason these two

are, like, shorting each other out.

Yeah, so I'm going to try and figure
that out here. Will you hold the light?

Okay.

Let's see what's going on in here.

Huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, there's no light working.

Well,

that doesn't look good.

A battery? That's bizarre.

Yeah, and you know what? Just go plug it
in. Try plugging it in.

Okay.

Oh, no, no. Well, dangling wires can't
be good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Gosh, this one's connected.

What's the crap?

Can you get the key in there?

Oh, my gosh.

Where's the key? Is there a key in
there?

Can you?

No.

Oh, my gosh.

No,

no, I'm okay. Oh, my God. I got zapped.
How did you get in there?

Wow. Okay. Yeah, that is bizarre.

Oh, my God.

Wait, was I in here? You're in here.

Wait, how did you get out? Hold on a
minute.

Wait a minute. What's the crap?

Wait a minute. What the?

Are you okay?

No, because it's been closed on you and
I'm trying to get it open.

I know, but I went in here.

Right. And then this closed.

Yeah.

And then I heard a noise.

Uh -huh.

Flash of light. Uh -huh. And then I'm,
when did, when did I, when did I go in

here? I don't know.

Did I just zone out? I don't know what
happened.

How did... How did you get in there?

That's what I don't understand.

Am I... Because you were freaking in
there.

I know, and then I got zapped, and then
I was... Oh,

God.

I thought you died.

What? I thought you died.

Okay, so it's working again?

Where's my flashlight?

How did you... I don't even...

I think that, I just remember I'm like
in this machine and then it was like a

zap, there was a siren and then I was
like covered in stuffed animals.

What?

No.

That is, that's like the weirdest thing
I've ever felt.

No, I know, this has got to be, this is
the whole problem with this whole place,

you know? Here, close that down.

They're like, they're too
interconnected, all of the machines, and

happens is one can, one can transfer
over to the other, you know? So you like

teleported. I guess, like through
electricity, you know how that can

ever hear of the Carbonaro effect?

No. There's too much power on one side,
so it sucks the power up to the other

side. The Carbonaro effect, have you not
heard of that? Nope.

It's also the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show.

Did you just do magic? I don't know.

Like the one you're on right now?

What the crap is this?

This is a TV show. No, this is a book.

Oh, you did so good. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

Courtney saved me.