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Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

That's nuts.

That's cool.

Oh my God!

Hiding in plain sight.

Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

The best thing to do is just pick them
up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh my God!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

I think air got inside.

I'm not sure they're going to work out.
What is that?

Oh, these are those government cheese
snacks.

They're like MREs.

They were the ones made by NASA, and I
think air got in some of them, and

why they're not... Yeah. How is it
floating?

They're baked inside of a compression
chamber. They're like anti -gravity

snacks.

See, and if air doesn't... Yeah, see,
once air gets inside the snack...

That'll, uh, there it goes.

Wow.

Yeah, and then you can eat it like...
Dang, man.

Like an astronaut.

This is why I was like, is it me or he
was floating before? Yeah. It was.

Yeah. Like, there's no stream.

No, yeah. Yeah, they do it that way so
you can get a real simulated test. Got

like a negative charge.

A negative charge.

They're baked with a higher atmospheric
pressure.

So when you open it, they lift up on
our... Yeah, even the bags, they don't

out of it.

Yeah, I think it's gone.

Yeah, it lasts a little while.

Because, you know, when you're doing
those simulated tests, you only have a

certain time limit to complete the full
mission.

That's it?

Just that.

Okie dokie.

If you want, you can take one of these.
I'm not going to sell them after today.

They'll probably work up... Do you have
a fireplace?

Have an outdoor flower pot. Oh, yeah.
Perfect. It'll probably work for another

24 hours. I just can't sell it past 24
hours on the table.

Interesting. Yeah. All right. Great.
Thank you.

You've used them before? No. Oh, yeah,
yeah. They're great. I'm going to open

one. They're great?

No, they come... Yeah, see, they're
already... There we go.

Yeah, they're pre -lit inside, so you
can just toss it in.

Oh, that is awesome. Yeah.

So... It's lit in there. Just be
careful.

You okay?

Yeah, don't let him open it.

I'm glad you opened that and let me see.
Well, I wanted to show you. I would

have just gone, okay.

Yeah, you want to pull from the left to
right.

Left? Yeah, this side.

While it's facing out. Yeah, so the
right side.

That's why this is so warm now. Yeah,
the whole counter is warm now. This

Yep. Just give it a quick rip.

And then get out of the way. Yep.

All right.

See you later.

You know when people are afraid of
gnomes?

He's cute.

Looks like the one my grandma used to
have.

So sweet.

First, sweet pie.

Mark's entering.

Mark's entering.

How you doing?

How are you?

I'm doing okay.

What are we... There's a hole right here
in the shirt.

So you were turning the cost into the
hole in it? Yeah.

Oh, you know what it is sometimes, I
think, when they're making them and

fringing the bottom, the scissors hit it
or something.

Let me take a look here. Oh, yeah, look
at that.

Yeah, I think I can fix this.

Okay. Because I don't have another one.
Do you mind if I fix it? Sure, no

problem. I mean, it's right by that
patch, huh?

Right.

This is a sewing cell.

Have you ever used that before?

Never heard of it. Yeah. You isolate the
hole, and you just use a little so -and

-so right on the hole, and if you get
it, it sprays threads.

OMG.

Oh, shoot.

That's the red.

I just fixed it with red fabric.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Gets rid of the hole. Oh, wow.
Look.

But it's red.

Not going to get away with that. Not at
all. It's not going to look good.

Let me get a little yellow.

There we go.

Oh, look.

OMG.

Yeah. As long as you get the right
color, you know it's a perfect match.

Wow. Is that going to work out for you?
Of course.

Okay, great. It looks great.

Oh, good, good, good, good.

OMG, great job.

Yeah. You never used cell and cell
before? I've never had a... So great. It

aerosol with threads inside of it, so it
sprays threads.

Wow. Yeah.

I never saw anything like this.

It's great, right? Wow.

How's it going? Doing good. All right.
I'm going to pick up a concert for Kathy

Johnson. Oh, you bet. And was that the
pink thing?

It was the black with the rhinestones.

Oh, black with rhinestones. Okay.

Oh,

I got Kathy. Yeah, Kathy Johnson. Black
dress.

Is that right?

It was supposed to be rhinestone.

Oh, like rhinestone. What was it
supposed to be? I think he said it was a

like a heart in red and pink rhinestone.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. Yeah.

I'm sorry about that. That's my fault. I
got in late today.

We customized them here for the dance.
So we do all our own applications.

Like I did this. Okay, that's cool. Make
me look tough?

I like it. Okay.

But not an iron -on, but a... Yeah, I
think it was like the... Individual

stones. Okay, do you have a second?

Yeah, but how long would that take?

I can do it really fast. Yeah, that's
fine. Yeah?

All right, great. I have these, the
quick stones that we used to make them.

Different than our, you know, iron -on.
And Kathy was for the heart.

You got it.

Talk about a time saver.

Yeah. You don't even have to get all of
them.

All right.

Just got to make sure you throw it right
up.

Okay.

Yes.

Wow. Isn't that nice?

What the hell? Yeah, it's really good.
Wow. Yeah, they just stick right on.

How do you get the shape?

It knows. They're programmed differently
in the cans. Oh.

Isn't that great?

That's amazing.

Yeah. And then it just goes on there so
we don't have to, like, use the clicker.

Yeah, and it does kind of do an
overspray, but people are really into

know? I like to applique one. Oh.

Oh, I got some.

I got some from that.

I didn't even see that.

Oh, shoot.

I threw too many on there.

You have to learn how many to throw. Oh,
okay.

To get it right. That looks cool.

Does it still look tough? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Maybe just get the pink ones off the
shoulder, right? Get the pink ones off

shoulder. Yeah. Good idea.

Can I get you anything?

You're smelling that popcorn, right?

Yeah. Why did you send me down here?

Oh, because I'm doing the fresh popcorn
today.

I wanted to get you the good kind.

Let's do it. Okay.

Here's your bucket.

I got your little kernels here.

No. We make our own?

Oh, no. It'll make itself.

I'm going to give you the heat coil to
use in the theater.

Okay? And it's microwave.

I hate the new things.

It's not microwave.

Have you not had shadow corn before? I
have not.

Oh, it's great.

It comes with the little kernels. That's
a small amount.

Right. A little bit of kernels in the
bottom, and this is the heat coil,

And it's a little sticker, and it goes
at the bottom of the bucket.

Keep teaching me. I'll teach you. I
can't do it here because it's too bright

here, but I'll make a cover for it so
it'll be in the darkness.

If it gets covered in the darkness...
The kernels are activated.

Hold on to that like that.

Yeah, and just push that down. So when
it's dark, the lights go out in the

theater.

It'll make it for you.

You'd go sit in there?

And it will pop.

What an inconvenience. People are going
to be making noise all over. Well, it's

just during the preview.

It's just during the preview. Everybody
pop their popcorn. The whole theater

smells delicious.

And this way, you don't end up eating
all your popcorn before the movie

Yeah, but what about your butter? Did it
work? That's enough.

Yeah. I don't think it finished.

You got it.

I don't like this.

You don't? No, this is too new age.

Well, it's the freshest popcorn you can
have.

Boy, life is moving faster than I even
want it to.

Now, sweetie pie, I'm going to go get me
butter. All that I want on here so we

can get nice and big and plump. You got
it. All right.

You enjoy that.

Okay. Can I interest you in a popcorn
drink?

Small Diet Coke with a lot of ice.

Okay. My machine's been funky.

The lines in this machine get mixed up
between the regular and the diet.

So we have to strain them, okay?

Just to make sure that it's actually
diet.

Let me get another glass here.

Oh, how do you test it? We have a
strainer.

We just strain it to make sure.

Do you know what I mean?

No, I don't. Oh, yeah, yeah. So because
this is a titanium strainer, so it's

magnetized.

So when I pour, this way I can make sure
I strain anything out.

And this way everybody knows they're
getting real diet.

What is it straining out?

The sugar.

How can titanium sugar?

Look, it strains the sugar out of it.

He's pouring regularly. You're kidding.
That's amazing.

Yeah, it'll strain it out.

Titanium. But titanium will do. There
must be something that gets it out.

Yeah, like they put it in like an
ultracentrifuge or something, the

that it has like a static electricity
charge that grabs the sugar.

That's amazing.

And with your ticket, you know, you get
a free meal today.

So we're offering our cinema gourmet
menu, if you like. Can we get a free

today? We do? Yeah, so it's like your
movie theater experience, but take it to

gourmet level. I think I want the apple
sausage.

Do you want to do this? Yeah, let's do
it. Apple sausage pretzel dog. The apple

sausage pretzel dog, you bet.

We have our cinema gourmet ingredients
right here. We make all of them fresh,

made to order. And it's fast.

We're going to be late for our meeting.
No, that's why. It's so quick. It's so,

so quick.

So this is our, this is a dough base.

We use it for most of our foods.

See that?

What is that?

It's probiotic, and it's self -rising.

Probiotic sounds good. Probiotic is
really good. What time is it? Because

movie starts in like five minutes.

Oh, yeah, no. It takes 15 seconds.

And this is the actual dog base, the
meat base.

To make the sausage out of it. No, it's
great. It actually is really good.

Because a lot of people were complaining
that foods are processed and they come

from a factory. So we just make them
with the processed stuff here.

Oh, so it's still processed?

Well, yeah, but there's no preservative.

Oh, that's interesting.

Oh, that's very good.

It's fresh processed. It's going to come
out looking like that? In 15 seconds is

all it takes.

I know.

It's going to look like that up there.

Oh, yeah.

Fifty seconds, it'll be ready.

Okay, and then I guess I'm going to
have... It's very healthy, too.

Diet Coke, too.

All right.

And here we go. Look at that. Two
seconds left.

And are we done?

Done. Are you sure?

Yeah. It's quick and fast for the
cinema.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Is it what you call this stuff?

This is cinema gourmet. Oh, I can't
believe that. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's

good. I want one. You want one, too?
That's amazing.

Okay.

This is a really high -end antique store
where we have beautiful antiques, and

in between customers, we play baby toss.

Where's the baby?

How are you doing, man? Did I interrupt
you? No, well, I was in the middle of

doodling. Oh, okay.

What's your name? Eric. Eric. Oh, cool,
yeah. All right, so what do we got here?

All right, we have an old -school gold
watch. Uh -huh. I just appraised it.

Wow.

Oh, that's nice.

That's what I thought, too. I don't know
if it's real gold, though. You know, it

looks like it could have been old, but
someone... Either cleaned it or... Yeah,

cleaned it too much, really.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you know what? The crystal there,
that looks like it's been replaced.

Oh, okay.

So, you know, a lot of times it's
actually better to leave the original

on antique stuff.

You know, people, like, they get
antiques and they think, like, you know

should do? Clean it up. Clean it up,
make it look great. But, you know, stuff

that has its old vintage look is better.

Like, this chain hasn't been replaced.
It's just been polished.

So I'm going to, I'll probably do a
little reverse cleaning on it.

You know, we're re -antiquing. I'm going
to use a pot of old.

It's good stuff.

So just a little bit of that. Get that
on that chain there.

I'll use a little cloth. Have you ever
heard of that stuff before?

Oh, never. I've never heard of pot of
old.

Yeah. Pretty interesting, though. Yeah.

I'm just going to get a little lab of
that right there. I don't even want to.

And just give it a little rub.

Wow. Yeah.

See, that looks better.

See that?

Yeah. That's interesting.

So basically, that's how it was before
they cleaned it, and you took off the

polish that quick. It's restoring the
patina and the oxidation.

That is awesome. I've never seen that.
You've never seen that? You know, over

years of time, it collects all of that
rust and scratches, and this glass was

replaced. So what I'll do is I'll put
just a big wad of it in there and

hopefully age the face of the watch.

I'm going to put a little bit here, and
I'm just going to give it a little...

Rub and look at that.

Just beautiful.

Wow. Yeah.

Oh, that is just beautiful.

Oh, look at that. Wow.

See, is this a break? No, it's restoring
it to its original glass before it was

replaced with a new glass. So was there
glass over it, though? Well, yeah, there

was a replacement glass.

And you just took that replacement glass
off just that quick? Well, I didn't.

That? Yeah, it reversed.

Now, if they wanted to put the glass
back on, what would they have to do?

have to restore it again.

Wow. Right. But you don't want it
restored.

You know, you want this.

This is the original glass now.

Wow. With all of its age and oxidation
on it. This one would probably be worth

about, like this, $1 ,500.

You'd probably get $2 ,500.

Wow. If you go to the right place.
Pretty amazing, right?

Do you want to put that in your little
bag there?

Sure.

It's great stuff. Look at this. Because
I was doing this drawing here before.

You know, it'll age paper.

As well, because, you know, like when
you see something and it's too brand

you know, so I use this antiquing cream
here and I'm going to rub it on the

paper and watch what it does.

Wow. Look at her. Her hair turned.

Her hair was brown.

Oh, I wasn't even paying attention.

That's amazing.

It just aids her.

Yeah, I definitely won't wash my hands.

OK.

Yeah. All right.

That's free.

I have a guy coming today who's going to
appraise some wedding cake toppers.

These were sculpted by Andrew Ritz, one
of the most expressive individual cake

toppers that there ever were.

How do you know so much about all this?

Well, because I learned working here.
Oh. Yeah, and his thing was he was

as the guy who could capture through his
sculpture the expression of the

relationship of the actual couple.

There we go.

I think this is perfect like that.

Why is that?

I don't know, just because it looks
better like that. What does it look

It looks like he's just standing there
like, I don't know what I'm doing, and

she's like, I don't know either.

We better get married.

Maybe that's what their relationship
was.

Possibly. He's like, he's like a, yeah,
he's like a... Oh

my gosh.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's just pick these pieces up and put
them in here.

I have a guy who can, like, glue this
stuff back up.

So maybe take his little leg and put it
in here. Maybe

he'll just, like, be interested in just
one of them, you know?

What?

How'd she change positions?

Is that weird?

That's weird. I'm freaked out now. I'm
really freaked out now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, I'm not even joking.

I'm weirded out.

But her hands were like this. I know
that.

That's weird.

I don't like that. That thing was like
that, and now that's weird.

Well, I mean, what about him, though?
No, I think we need to bury him now.

Not really bury him, but put him in his
little home.

That's not a bad idea.

It's weird that... That's why she's
blocking her eyes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

What? Okay.

All right. I'm not. I'm not doing this.

I'm telling you, man.

It's weird.

I don't like it.

Well, at least she's happy now.

I don't care how she is. It's weird.
There's, like, ghosts. That's some ghost

stuff, bro.

That's ghostly.

She's happy now that you put them
together, though.

You know what I mean?

But he's not put back together.

You know what I mean? Just because you
put the pieces.

Dude, he's fixed. I'm freaking out. I'm
freaking out.

It's fixed.

I'm not joking.

It's fixed.

Open it.

I'm freaking out. I swear to God, dude.

It's fixed.

I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. I'm
freaking, dude. This is the weirdest

experience I have ever experienced in my
entire life.

But this is good.

Dude, I know it's good, but it's weird,
dude.

Dude, but now I'm not going to get in
trouble because it's back.

Oh, I don't care about getting in
trouble or anything. That's just weird.

We could position them back.

Dude, that is the weirdest thing between
a thing breaking, her crying, and then

it's back to life.

Dude.

Yeah. Well, that's what this guy would
do. He used to sculpt using...

A process called the Carbonaro Effect.

Dude, that sounds like booze. Have you
heard of that before, the Carbonaro

Effect? No.

Coincidentally, it's also the name of a
hidden camera magic TV show,

like the one you're on right now.

Are you, you're joking.

Shut up, dude.

Come here, come here, come here.

No. Get over here. No.

Come here.

No. No.

I am not coming over there.