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We've picked a riveting, exciting
location to perform magic.

We're here at the Department of Motor
Vehicles.

I'm here to pick up a plate from
Midwest.

My name is Rafael Diaz. Oh, sure, sure.

Specialty plate, I think, right?

Yeah, it says faith with a one instead
of an I.

Yeah, I think this is it. It says it
right here.

Yep, perfect.

All right.

Yep. Good?

Yeah, man. That looks really good.

All right.

This envelope you'll use to return the
other plate. Sorry.

That didn't get dented, did it?

Yeah, they make them out of... Sometimes
they... Oh.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about that.

That just blew my mind.

Yeah. How does that even happen?

What? Yeah, that's really weird.

Ah, damn.

I think it's just that they're using a
cheaper metal and... I mean... You know,

they prep the...

It's just slipping.

So it may still have, the metal might
still have a malleability to it.

Is it possible that we just, that
there's like a form that you can fill

like get a new plate and we'll just come
back at it?

He said that we can like warm it up a
little bit and then get it. Are they

moving at all?

Let me try this.

There you go.

Yeah, sorry about that. That's what he
said. Oh, I don't want to mess it up

again. Okay, no, no. I wouldn't drive
quick today if you're going to put it on

the car. Yeah, I'll let her know. Yeah.
Let me go get your other plate.

Okay. You're going to need two plates.

Sorry, I don't have your other plate.

Oh, no, I think this is it, and that
should be fine.

Oh, it was just one. Yeah, it was just
one. That's cool. Sorry about that. Just

be very careful with it, because it...
Those are produced using the Carbonaro

effect.

The only thing I know about the
Carbonaro effect is the show that

about it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what? I think the guy might be
named like a... His name is Carbonaro.

No, it's not. It's not.

I think it's with Jim Mulaney.

Maybe it's with Jim Mulaney. I know the
show you're talking about. Yeah. Jim

Mulaney hosts the Carbonaro effect.

There you go. I think it's like a hidden
camera show, right?

Yes. That's what it is.

I know that show. You're right. Yeah,
we're on that show right now.

Dude. You're joking. I'm not joking.

My name is Michael Carbonaro.

You are on my TV show right now, The
Carbonaro Effect.

Dude, seriously.

Is the camera hiding up there?

Was that crazy?

Oh, my gosh.

Classy modified?

Sure, sure, sure. Thank you. You want to
do modification?

I know it went through the wash.

It went through the wash?

Yeah. Did it mess up the path?

I have no idea. You know there's a path
inside?

Oh, no, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's like a little,

you can see the edge is double thick.

Yeah. A police officer has one of these
tools as well to open it. Oh.

Okay. So you separate it with this tool.

It actually...

Peels apart.

What? You see that? Yeah.

Yeah. It looks like it's okay. It
doesn't look like it got damaged.

And do you know which... Oh, that's a
good one. I can see what that is.

Speeding violation, dismissal. Yeah. So
if you get pulled over for speeding, you

can tell the officer you have this in
your license.

How was I supposed to know I had that in
my life? They should have had a form

with it when you had it sent to you. I
didn't know that.

So if you're in a rush, just don't worry
about it.

For speeds above 10 miles an hour, you
can speed.

But he'll take it once it gets used.
Like a get -out -of -jail -free card.

Exactly what it is. They make different
ones, too, so this is a good one. Most

of them are just, like, free parking
violation passes. Are they just random?

They're random, yeah. They had, like,
one of them was an accident.

absolving path that shouldn't be i know
so if you get pulled over you hand him

your license and just say squeeze that
because they'll be able to feel it

inside anyway you want to make that a
nice tight fold you just blew my mind

yeah not a lot of people know that they
have them Well, no, they don't. Well, I

guess they tell us in the thing, but no
one reads that. Yeah, there was one for

going into emergency access lane, riding
behind ambulances.

Yeah, you can still feel it in there,
and it's good it didn't get ruined.

That is insane.

Yeah. Okay. All right, let me get that
form for you. All right.

Okay. Are you in our online system?

Not sure. Here's the starter pack right
here. Okay. Just for online

registration. And you're going to want
to have a password.

I'll just put it down on my phone just
to have it. Yeah, it's always... Like

34Bench18.

34Bench? B -E -N -C -H. B -E -N -C -H18?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

All right, yeah.

Last thing is, may I see that, uh, your
registration pack?

That looks a lot like me. Doesn't it?

It looks a lot like me, actually. That
looks a lot like you. Even the glasses

are like you. Yeah.

This is our new mascot for Identity
Theft.

I'm... That's so weird. This is, uh...
What's your name? Joe.

Joe. Oh, right, yeah, Joe. That's his
name.

Seriously? Dude.

Yeah, look at this.

That's so weird. I knew it. It's funny
because I thought you looked familiar.

Yeah, see, they have... That's, like,
super weird.

Yeah, see, look.

In your pack here, they use that face on
the registration, and there's the

buttons that it comes with.

That makes sense because, look, it's
34Bench18.

That's your password.

Yeah. So that makes sense. No wonder why
I recognize that.

Wait, how did my password get there?

Yeah, they got these magnets.

Is that my license number?

Wait, but how... I don't... I just came
up with the password out of nowhere.

Right. So it... How'd that get in the...
Because this got printed out before,

and I just now came up with the
password.

Right. Right, yeah. See, look, in my
wallet I had... They gave us bumper

stickers. It's so funny. Your face is on
all of them.

You're probably better off with this. Do
you want this? This is funny.

I mean, sure.

Why not?

I actually just got work done on my car,
and they fixed the back of it.

I mean, you get what I mean? Because I
could have been... That's on my car, my

bumper sticker.

Yeah, that has the password. 3 -4 -Bench
-18. Yeah, so it's definitely you.

Out of how many people did I get
selected? That's, like, crazy.

All of Chicago.

Yeah, it's literally... Did we have a...
Oh, yeah, our poster.

Is that mascot?

Wait, that's actually so crazy.

What really creeps me out is the
password, though, because I could have

something totally different with the
password, and these things would still

that, the 34 bench, right?

Let me see if I know how to change it.
You should probably change your password

now. Somehow I happened to pick the
exact password that's everywhere, so,

let's change it. Yeah, let me find out
how to undo that. I'll be right back.

Ever buy something and then you need it
returned?

I'm your guy.

I'm working the return powder at Cook
Brothers.

It's cold out here.

Woo!

Sure,

okay.

All right, you got the original seat.

And on the 11th. Okay, cool.

Was there anything wrong with it?

No.

Oh, sure, sure, sure. No problem.

Yeah. All right, great.

The router.

Yeah. Yeah, it has to be. I understand
these things. There's so many different

ones. Yeah.

It has all the pieces in it.

Sometimes

it's

so hard to get these pieces to fit in
the boxes. I don't know how they ever

originally fit.

Yeah. Yeah, there's something fitting in
there weird.

Oh. Whoa.

Is that real?

What is that?

Oh, my God. Is that a bat? Oh, it's a
bat.

Is that real? Yeah.

This happens on these routers.

I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry about that.

That was fine.

Yeah. That surprised me like crazy. No,
you know what? It's probably some of the

companies set it to like a signal. Uh
-huh. That doesn't work with the TV.

Oh, my God. But the bat picks up the
signal.

That is so crazy. Yeah. And so you
didn't feel that in there when you were

No, I just carried the bag out. Okay. I
would check the surrounding area in your

place where you had this plugged in,
just under the couch or anywhere that a

might have come into, you know, the
immediate area. That is just so crazy.

Yeah. That is insane.

But let me, I'm going to take this. Hold
on one second. I'll be right back and

help you out there in a second.

I want to return this. Do you want to
return this?

Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

Do you have the receipt?

Yes. Okay.

Here's your receipt. Okay. Thank gosh,
right? All right.

Okay, so what did you say? It was just
not working? Yeah, it's not working at

all. Like when you plugged it in, it
didn't do anything?

Yeah, it's not getting hot, and then it
keeps popping up. It won't get hot, and

it keeps popping. Oh.

Sometimes the spring mechanism in there,
it's like it just doesn't lock down.

Oh, so it makes it not get hot. Yeah.

And then, oh, you know what?

Sorry.

Funny, it just looks like there's a
little, oh, yeah, look at that.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, that's okay. Don't worry about
that. Oh, look.

A little piece of toast in there.

That's probably what jammed the thing.

Let's see here.

Oh, there you go.

There's a whole piece of toast in there.

That's what probably got it stuck.

There's a bunch of bread in there.

You know what?

I think that... Did you try and... Maybe
you put toast in there and someone else

came in and tried to put bread in there.

I mean, yeah.

The flap opens up and they kind of hide
under there.

Why? So then the next person comes in
the room, and they're like, oh, I'll

toast. Then their toast doesn't come up,
and then the next person comes in.

So how many days did you have this?

I think I had it from last week.

Okay, yeah. You got a lot of people in
your family?

No, not a lot.

Somebody likes toast, yeah?

Oh, there's also a strudel. It looks
like someone tried to do a strudel.

Yeah, that's a lot.

But they are jammable little monsters.
Oh, this one's buttered.

What have we got?

Oh, did someone try and fix it?

Yeah. Yeah, it looks like there's a fork
in there.

Maybe someone tried to jam that down. I
had no idea.

Were you roommate or something? Yeah.

I don't understand. How could this take
that much food?

Well, I mean, they're made for
industrial toast, but there's a bagel in

That can jam it if you don't split it
first.

So probably somebody... Okay, well, let
me just get all that out of here.

One minute.

Once it gets stuck in one of the...
There we go.

Because it's stiff, so they're pushing
up against each other, and they're kind

of butting up against there, kind of
making it harder for the next piece to

released.

This doesn't even look that big.

Yeah, do you want the toast?

No. No?

I know some people make croutons and
stuff like that. What are you talking

about? No. No, okay. So do you want to
just return it or do you want another

one? Yes. I'm probably going to get
another one. All right, let me see if I

grab another one off the shelf and hang
here one second.

Hello. How are you doing?

Return. Just a return?

Yes. Okay, you got it.

Calculator here?

Yes. All right.

And this is your receipt?

Yes. Okay.

Scan that.

Yeah.

Scan the back of the package there.

Just didn't need it anymore?

Right. Okay. It's not too many of them.
Yeah.

Oops. Sorry.

Did they just drop your receipt?

No, it didn't. No type of way. How?

Oh.

Whoops.

What? I don't know how that happened.
Did you get a slot on there? No, there's

no slot on there. It just popped in
there. It just popped. You saw it too,

right? Yeah, I dropped it and the thing
was.

Wow.

That just freaked me out.

Well, it's like, I think because it's
vacuum packed maybe.

It might. So.

I have to scan the back of the receipt,
but then I'd have to open it, and then

it'd be an open package.

Really?

Wow.

Okay, I'll use an exempt form.

It's a receipt exemption form, and I can
fill that out later. But I'll just put

it with this, this way.

That is crazy.

That is the weirdest thing.

Just bring this up.

Look, look.

Come on.

You've got to be kidding me. I've got to
record this.

The receipt.

I don't know where Ken is.

Hold on a minute. I'm going to get my
manager. Maybe he knows how to, like,

never seen that happen before.

But it's technically returnable now
because there's a return.

Because you have the receipt exemption
form.

Well, we can just make sure. Okay, I'll
find out. Let me just find out. I'll be

right back. Okay.

I have to record this.

It's not even open. And somehow the
receipt is in the packet.

That's not open at all.

That's where she drank from. There's
life in there. There's life in there.

Check this out.

Who would have thought there was a beach
in Chicago?

We're on the beach in Chicago. This is
great.

Oh, hey.

What's your name? Janet.

Hi, Janice. How you doing? Michael.
Michael. Nice to meet you. Oh, you

water? Yeah. You got water. You're going
to want to have a good sip of that, you

know, make sure you stay hydrated.

What a day, right?

Mm -hmm. Such a nice day.

We're just taking inventory of the
rental boat.

Okay. Throwing a coat of wax on them,
and then we're getting them packed up

the fall.

And we're just going to give it one coat
of wax.

Oh, wow. Look at this.

No, he's dead.

He's dead? Yeah, he'd be moving and
clapping at you.

Yeah.

Poor guy.

Yeah. Aw.

You know what happens when these get
dried out, though? They attract

Oh, that's good that you moved them.

I'm going to bag them up here. I'll just
use my lunch bag.

You sure?

You could, like, wrap them at least, you
know, give them a little proper burial

or something. A proper burial?

We're going to dig them down?

Dig a hole?

I would later if you like. Yeah, here,
I'll put him inside here. God's animals.

Yeah. There we go. Rest in peace, little
guy. Oh, it's already starting to

smell.

Oh, poor guy. He's probably been there.

The sun gets a hold of that.

That'll smell pretty bad.

Yeah, I'll seal it up so the seagulls
will get to that. That was cool. I

expect to see that.

Never seen a crab in my life.

Little one. A little one in Florida.

Oh, yeah? And I went to Tampa.

Yeah. They didn't mention before you
came here about a lifeguard coming?

No. There's, like, people out here.

I'm going to call them and make sure
there isn't supposed to be somebody down

here. All right.

That's my water.

That's my water.

Are you drinking my water?

I don't know who you are.

You can have it.

Excuse me.

Yeah. Are you seriously? Like, for real?

Like, you could take this water. There
should be somebody.

She just came up and drank my water.
What happened?

She literally walked up, picked up my
water, and drank it. She could have it.

Oh, thank you.

Okay. No, no, no. Give it back to her.
Wait, tell me what happened? Look it.

walked over, took a sip, literally me
telling her, that's my water, excuse me,

that's my water.

Give her back the water.

I mean, she, I don't know what's wrong
with her. She's weird.

What the hell is going on?

I have no idea. Take it back. That's so
weird. No, what the... Don't let her

take it.

She's weird, dude. She literally walked
over... She said nothing?

Thank you.

Did she just do, like, some ritual?

It looked like it.

What the?

What the heck is right?

What the?

What the?

What the? Oh, my. What the?

It just happened, bro.

Hold on a minute. Hold on a second. What
the? It just happened.

Oh, my God.

Bro. Now, hold on.

That is.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay. Hold on a minute. Hold on a
minute.

You want some more water? I ain't
drinking that.

Okay, do me a favor.

Stay here.

Keep your eye on her until I get a
proper lifeguard. I don't want either of

to be in trouble for this.

Keep your eye on her.

What? There's life in here, bro.

What?

There's life in there. There's life in
there. I can't. I can't, bro. I can't.

Wait, what happened? What happened? I
have no idea. There's just fishes in

there. That's where she drank from.

She's a... El Diablo.

That is... Brujeria. Brujeria.

Witchcraft. Witchcraft?

Brujeria, bro. Brujeria?

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Como el Diablo. What is she doing?

That is so freaking weird.

She came over, took a sip, and I'm like,
excuse me, that's my water.

I've never... Oh, my God!

Oh, my... What the... Did you see that?

Holy... Hey!

Oh, my God. What the... No!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Como el diablo. What is he doing?

That is so freaking weird.

She came over, took a sip, and I'm like,
excuse me, that's my water.

I've never... Oh, my God!

Oh, my... What the... Did you see that?
What the... Holy... Hey!

Oh, my God. What the... No!

Oh, my God!

She's a mermaid!

You're a mermaid!

Did you see that?

Look at it! Look at it! She got a tail!
She got a tail!

Wait, um...

Is this real?

That's not a real thing. She had feet
and now she has a tail.

She didn't bring it in there with her.
What do we see? I saw her walk out. She

had legs.

She sold her soul to the devil, bro.

She brought a crab back to life.

She gave us fish.

Yeah.

I know what this is.

Do you know what this is?

This is the Carbonaro effect.

Do you know what the Carbonaro effect
is? I've seen that show before.

The show?

You've seen that show? That's all I've
seen. Yeah? That's all I know. It's a

hidden camera magic show.

Are you, are you, did you just, am I on
camera?

Yes, you're the best.

I'm just, dude.

How did, how did she do, how did she do
that?

Magic.

Janice. Janice! I hate you so much!