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Introducing... Come on, you know me.

I've never seen anything like it.

Okay, we are all set.

I have hired some caterer help today to
assist me with this grand party that I

haven't... made up what it is yet. What
should it be?

What is your name? Kelly. Kelly. Okay,
great. Yeah, you can set those right

here. Thanks for grabbing those. That's
from Miss Jeans. Have you ever gotten

anything from them? No, I haven't.
They're amazing.

Are they down here?

Great little dessert.

Cool. And what did they say we had?

They did not.

Okay, we've got, okay, croissant.

And that looks about, we got like
Baker's Dozen croissants. Great. You

close those up?

Great. We'll keep them fresh. You can
keep them over here. Perfect.

And, oh, those look nice. Yeah, they do.
Chocolate chip. I think it's just

chocolate chip. No other nuts or
anything?

No. I'm going to think about how we
should display these because you

want to keep the boxes closed up until
the last minute. Right.

A lot of people like to eat them right
out of the box.

Oh. If you want.

They made plenty.

You know what? I am good. Oh, are you?
Yeah, I'm not a big sweets person, but I

appreciate it. No problem. Thank you. I
have to have just one little bite. Thank

you. Oh, my gosh. Go for it. Of course.

Is there somewhere I can wash my hands?

We, um, oh.

What is that?

Is that alone?

It kind of looks moldy. What? Yeah, was
the, oh.

What is, oh.

What happened? What is going on?

Oh, my gosh. Okay. What just happened?

It's the Miss Jeans. I've catered for
them before, but I've never brought

in here. There's no preservatives in
them, so if they hit moist air, they

Oh, my God. I've never seen anything
like that. I'm literally freaking out.

don't. I mean, it's healthy mold because
there's no preservatives. That I know.

They make all of their dressings with
the same things, blue cheese and stuff.

But, yeah, I don't want to touch it
because my hands might have on it.

Is that still...

I don't even want to know.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

I have never seen anything like this in
my life. Yeah, they can attract bead

mold. Oh, okay.

Hold on a minute.

Hold on a minute. Will you stay right
there? I don't want to touch anything.

I'll get some sanitizer and some
cleaning.

Thanks for asking.

Yeah, they're having a little impromptu
party. His daughter just got a

promotion. Oh, that's so great.

Okay. So you can help out right here.
This could be your little station.

Oh, yeah, you know what? Finish this. I
was just writing.

It's one of those glow signs.

He wanted to say, congrats, Buttercup.
Of course. That's what he calls her.

Okay, you can finish that. I'll go get
the cake. I got it.

Great. Thanks, Lorraine. Is this a
surprise for her or no? Yes, it is.

Uh -huh.

All right, and here's the cake, and I
think the cake is... Okay, now this one.

Oh, that looks great.

Where would you like it?

Yeah, just right there is fine. I think
the cake is going to say the same thing.

How many people would you say that
cake... Oh, wait, what's up here?

Oh, they always pack it with frosting.

Are you supposed to do that? Yeah. Are
you good at that?

I can do it. Yeah. Okay, don't worry. I
think they're pretty much self -working.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. How many people
would you say that cake is?

Serve. All 30.

Yep, good. We'll get the fine.

Okay, so let me close that.

Like the reasonable slices, of course.
That's right, reasonable slices.

Put that there.

And slide this over.

And so I think you have to just put it
near it. Is that right?

Yeah.

You've done one of these before, the
smart cake?

No, I have not, but I know people are
going to be on this side, right?

Oh, no, I meant this next. This is a
smart cake.

What's a smart cake? Oh, look, here, we
turn this on.

Oh, yeah.

Do you hear it pairs? You have to hold
it kind of close.

To the cake?

Yeah. What's the cake do besides, I
mean, what do you mean smart cake? What

it do? Well, that's what I was showing
you.

Oh! Yeah. Isn't that great? How did it
do that?

It's Bluetooth.

It's synced up with Bluetooth, and
there's a chip that runs.

I never did that. You never did that?
No.

Oh, my God.

It's the best way to do it. I see that.
Because whatever you put here, it's

going to be on there. Yeah, what you put
on there sinks onto there. It's like a

printer. Exactly.

Oh, it's awesome. A frosting printer.

Yeah, I thought we would have to do it,
you know, old -fashioned way. The old

-fashioned way you'd have to do
manually, yeah.

But this is, yeah, it's a Bluetooth
frosting printer, and each box comes

one, and it's disposable.

Yeah, we love them because in case they
want to change their mind.

Okay, so you got this sign. Right. Plus
you got the cake. You got the sign, you

got the cake. Uh -oh. Sorry.

Oops. Oh, no. Sorry.

Really?

What is it? Rat?

Rat butt.

Why don't you put it back in?

Did you turn it on again?

No, it's not going to redo it, right?

I don't know. Let's look. Don't even.

I know.

It's okay, change it. We'll change it
quickly. Oh my goodness. Just give me...

Here, you can maybe write something to
fix it. Congrats, Buttercup. I'll stall

them. Okay, thank you. Yeah, sorry.

Yes? Oh, no problem. Hold on.

We're going to make a little thing like
that. Okay.

Okay. This is going to be the homeowners
having a party. They're very cool, the

two of them. Yeah, apparently they went
on their honeymoon in Aruba and, like,

brought back the shell.

These are, I don't know how you get this
through customs, because usually they

have, you know, with another country.
They have rules, yeah, with regards to,

like, what you can take.

Yeah. Can you hear the ocean? Yeah, a
little bit. It's nice.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Great. So I was going to...

Oh, my gosh. You want to just wash this
rinse? Yeah. I mean, wipe that down?

Yeah. Because I was going to do
something with it, maybe put things

and kind of feature it. Yeah.

All right. I think this is going to get.

Oh, I got that. Okay. Yeah. Great.

Okay. I'll have.

What is going on?

Oh, my gosh.

Look at this. Here, wait. We'll use it.
I'll use this because I'll dump it out.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Maybe they wanted to keep that in there.
To keep it in there. I was just like...

Are you... He was having you listen to
it before.

Wow. It's still going.

That's all right. Well, maybe... Wow.

Look at these.

Yeah.

There's like... There's... What's in...
What is that?

Seaweed. There's stuff still inside.
Well, I'm sure he'd want me to clean it

if it's like important for the park.
Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, that is some nastiness. Wow. But
that's so cool, though.

Yeah, that's insane.

Oh, jeez. No, don't do that. Okay, I'm
going to change that bowl out. You are?

Yeah. You know what? We'll keep it in
the bowl. Okay. Yeah, we'll just use

Jeez. How is there that much fitting in
it? I don't understand.

Hold on. There's like a little... Wait,
there's more water where there's more.

Wait, in the bowl, in the bowl, in the
bowl.

Gosh. In the bowl, in the bowl, in the
bowl.

Okay. That's what makes the sound. You
know, like it's conical, so stuff could

get jammed up in there.

Here, let's just leave it in here like
that. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't even

think he knew that all that stuff was in
there. No, I definitely don't think he

knew. Look at how pretty these shells
are. They are.

Oh, my gosh, it's still going.

Okay, there's water still coming out of
there.

Wow. Okay, well, let's... Here, I'm
going to clean it up. Let me just clean

the table a little bit. That's crazy.

It doesn't even seem that big to hold
that much water.

Yeah, it could be compressed, though,
because, you know, it's under pressure.

You see the air? Yeah.

That's what the air is being released.

So that's why.

Yeah. Oh, that's crazy.

Yeah.

It's like.

You're done now?

I don't know.

Whoa. Oh.

There's a live animal in there. What?
There's an eel in there. Look it. Look

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

My God.

That's crazy.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, that's one of the
reasons you can't bring these.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm going to get a new tablecloth
and everything.

All right, you just stand tight. I'll be
right back. Hold on. I'll get new

linens. You stay just right there.

Okay. Yeah. I'm putting this back.

Do you put it back up there? Should we
put the stuff back in? No. Well, no.

already out. It's already out. Yeah.
From here on out, let's just clean it

We'll clean it up. How is all of this
inside that one shell?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

I don't know. It's like a whole beach.

Oh, my God. I'm putting this back. Good.
We did do something good. We can let

them. What, do I tell him? Yeah, look at
this. You can't hide this. This is a

live animal. Maybe, can I, like, Google
what to do with this thing? Because I

don't know what, besides, like, we don't
want to. Google the Carbonaro effect.

B -A -R.

Yeah, American Hit. No, wait. B -O -N -A
-R -O.

C -R -O -B -O -N -A -R -O.

Okay, I'm on that, but it's showing me
this show.

Oh.

What to do. Wait, what's the name of the
snake?

I'm sorry. Don't drop it in. Put the
thing in there. Look, see?

That doesn't help you.

Okay. It's a hidden camera.

Magic TV show.

Okay. So what does it have to do with
the snake?

Like the one you're on right now.

You're lying.

You're on my TV show, The Carbonaro
Effect. No, I'm not. Right now, yes.

I'm a magician.

I'm cool. I made it happen.

Come here. Here's your phone back.

Put

on

a hardcore look from a hardware store.

I'm not going to talk like this, though,
because I'll never be able to keep it

consistent. We'll just do this guy.

Right. Okay, cool.

All right, you know what? Here.

Let me get a... Did you ask for the
chain?

No. You're not the chain order. Okay,
maybe you can help me out. You're cool

using Bluetooth tools?

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

All right.

My cutter here.

They usually pre -cut them, and then I
cut it at the wrong length. This one's

just the hardest one to do by myself.

Oh, yeah, no problem. This tool. Okay,
let me... There we go. Okay.

So I'll open that up like this.

Okay. You got that.

Thank you so much.

Okay,

so what you want to do is you want to be
within six inches.

Okay, what am I doing? Just bring it a
little closer, like six inches close to

it. Come closer. About right there.
Wait. Come a little closer. And give it

snip.

Good. Thank you. Whoa.

Okay. That was so cool.

Didn't you just say you need a Bluetooth
tool?

Well, when you said Bluetooth, I was
like, oh, yeah, I have Bluetooth.

Oh, you've never used the tool. No, that
was so cool. Oh, yeah. Isn't that

great? It doesn't cut flesh.

Like, it won't cut flesh no matter what.
That is so cool. You know, like, your

phone won't open unless it's a thumb?

Yeah.

Here, look, I'll show you. This one's my
favorite because I was just playing

with it.

You know, the noise that that makes,
right, is way worse. But if you use the

Bluetooth, you could work in the middle
of the night with this guy.

Button right there.

The only thing that's weird is that you
just don't know which side is the, you

know, which side is the claw and which
side is the head.

Here, move your purse. Would you want to
give that a try?

I'll put it on the edge. Go ahead and...
Yeah?

Give it a little action. Go ahead and
give it a hit.

Oh, I think it's the other side. Yeah,
there you go.

Give it a whack.

Whoa, okay, this is so creepy.

That's great. How does it do it?

It's using, like, inertia, and the
Bluetooth is starting up a magnetic

resonance. Yeah. So it's using both
Bluetooth and inertia.

That is way interesting.

How are you doing? Good, how are we
doing?

Good. All right.

Thank you.

All right, just this?

Yeah. Got it. Oh, you got a little,
uh... It's a little... A scratch?

Oh, yeah.

I think I'll call it.

Yeah,

this is the only one they had, too. The
only one they had? Yeah. All right, let

me, uh... Let me see if I can just give
that a little... Smack that back into

place.

A little bit.

Sometimes that'll... Oh, jeez.

What did I do?

Oop.

Sorry. Sometimes it's better to do it
that way first, though. Where's this?

I'm sorry, buddy.

That's all right. Yeah.

Sometimes it's better to break it first
before you try and fix anything.

That's cool.

If I had another one, I'd let you.

All right, let's see. You just rub it
in. It's an aluminum spray and

all the cracks.

I don't understand how that works like
that. Isn't that something?

That's crazy. See the little? Yeah, it
fills the cracks.

Really? Yeah.

It sort of like heats each end.

Because when mirror breaks, it always
breaks in a sharp blade -like point. And

the two of them together, when both
very, very sharp tips get melted, they

perfectly meld into each other.

So that's not going to break or
anything, is it? It actually strengthens

Oh, really? Yeah. The same thing
happened with my windshield on my truck.

thought that mirror was a goner, man.
Oh, yeah, no. I had a little nick on my

windshield, and I tried to fix it with
the spray, and it wasn't working, but we

smashed the whole thing and then fixed
it, and it's much, yeah, much cleaner.

Yeah, much cleaner fix. Yeah.

Let me get the coupon in the circular
for you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Careful.

Yeah.

Do you want to take some of those home
with you guys?

They're glove warmers. You know, to keep
your hands warm in the winter.

How do they work?

Dude, you just drop them in a glove.

You rub them to kind of warm them up,
and then you drop them in a glove.

Oh, really? Yeah, and it keeps your
hands warm. You can put them in your

You know, you can put them in a... Yeah,

you take a couple of them, put them in
your... Yeah.

You use one at a time when you're doing
it. Oh, so after one.

You take one and you put it in your hand
and just sort of rub it until it'll

light.

You let that ball light up.

You drop it into a glove.

Well, you got to put these in the bag.
Feel that. Right?

Oh, yeah.

It feels warm, right? Feel that?

Yeah, but the way you touch that thing,
that thing, ain't nothing like that.

No, it's inside. Yeah, the tip. I'm
talking about before you put it in.

You're talking about the flame that he
saw. Yeah.

You got to put this in the bag. You
can't have this in your pocket and roll

on something.

Well, I drop, it'll stay lit inside. And
then just when you're finished with it,

you just tumble it out.

And then you have the lit one again.

And you just, you want to blow it out
and put it in there.

Amongst all the other ones.

Yeah, but... And it'll always keep
lighting? It'll keep lighting.

Yeah, that's what I say. When you give
me a little piece of paper, I can wrap

mine in.

A little bit of something to wrap it in.

Yeah, I don't want... This way it's a...
Well, it might ignite the paper,

though. Yeah, so I'm thinking... You
know, that'd be like... Just hold it in

your hand.

Just... Probably paper.

Give me a bag, quickie.

Bag. I'll get you a bag. I don't care.

I don't care.

That's what I thought about it. I said,
it'd be good.

Gee whiz.

That's... That bag that you got up in
your pocket.

2 a .m.,

I'm on a farm and I've got my alien
calling device.

These things actually work.

So, show some respect.

So, yeah, the guy who usually tends the
farm, he was living in here.

So they just like without you without
anybody didn't know no no and he was

keeping the animals cool But um yeah, so
basically we have to just get all of

this stuff at it. Oh my god. It's like a
disaster Yeah, he went nuts. Oh look.

He's one of those. Yeah, I want to take
a photo Go for it. Well. That's what we

have to do. We have to take photos.
That's crazy Um of the what machines are

they talking about? What is this
toothbrush with a photo?

What's that? No, there's a toothbrush
with the notes in it.

Oh, he's, like, insane.

He's insane. I think he, like, used to
work for NASA or something like that.

And someone called, said they were from
a division of the CIA.

And we're like, we're just a petting
zoo.

Yeah. Like, we just want to.

Oh, shoot. Where are the goats?

Okay.

This is our donkey, Goldie.

Yeah. Hi, Goldie. Hey, Derek.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, the goats aren't in here, so I
guess he took off with the machines and

goats.

You have to be kidding me.

No, and he, like, tagged the walls, too.
There's, like, this symbol on the wall.

All right. Okay, so look for the goats.

I don't know, man. What the hell?

Okay. Oh, yeah, there, too.

Yeah.

What's the matter? Do you have water?

A little bit.

Looks like it.

All right, yeah, you're good. You're
just making sounds, right?

What was that?

That did happen, right? I'm like, okay.

I don't know what the heck that was.

Somebody driving up, maybe? Oh, yeah,
maybe that's got to be the truck that

driver by.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Cool.

Enough weirdness going on. Okay, put
that in there. So they're going to pick

this stuff up. Okay.

That looks like one of them.

Yeah, that's one of his things.

It's okay if I touch it? Yeah, please.

Yeah. Okay.

There's an important device, Kyle.

Clearly.

What is it?

I don't know.

I like the teeth the best.

Yeah. No, this is... Oh!

It works.

We're calling them.

No, no, hold on.

Okay, here.

Shut this off.

Here we go. Hold on.

Just one big picture.

Cool. Great.

Okay. Okay. Well, that's fun.

So that I heard.

What is that? I don't know.

What is that?

Look. What? Okay.

Whoa.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. What is happening? I have no
idea. Hold on a minute.

Holy... What the hell is going on?

What the... Seriously.

What was that? I don't know.

What just happened here?

Um... I'm scared.

Get the... Holy... Okay, we just
witnessed this.

What the heck is that? What is that?
That is that.

That's the same symbol that was above
the donkey.

Right? Oh, my God. Get down.

What is happening?

Okay, we're okay. We'll call Derek to
come back up. Are we okay? That just

burned a hole through that. I know, but
we're... I mean, I... Do you hear that?

Yes.

Where is Goldie?

What the hell is going on? I'm not sure,
but I'm creeped out. Like, seriously

creeped out. Where the heck could she
have gone? She was tied up.

Kyle, what's happening?

Look, that... This is weird alien

stuff.

I have never seen anything like that in
my life. Okay, ready? Okay.

Get down. That light. Look.

It's happening.

Okay. What is that? I don't know. What
is that?

Okay. Oh,

my God. Okay. Can you... I'm... That is
the

same sign.

Would it burn it in your... Yes.

That was not here.

I am not with you. This is weird. Why do
you have a symbol? I don't know. I

don't know what this means.

Oh, my God. I've seen that symbol
before. It was something about it

What the... Symbol means it's part of
the Carbonaro effect.

Do you know what that is?

No. You've been marked. No. The
Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden

magic TV show... Okay.

...that you're on right now.

Are you... It was me. I am.

Kyle? Yeah?

My name is Michael Carbonaro. I'm a
magician.

You're on my TV show right now. I think
so. Yes, yes!

That was crazy. Why are you doing this
to me?

That wasn't... Don't be scared.

Seriously, is there a camera on camera?
Yeah, look, I have a camera hiding right

up here.

Okay, so burning a hole through this
thing, that was just you? That must have

been the real alien.