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Yep, let me get it in here.

What?

How much is this?

That's $45 .99.

How are

you

doing?

It's pretty good.

It does get a little blurry every now and then, like when I'm watching TV or

something.

And have you ever worn glasses before?

No. No contacts, no glasses, LASIK? No. Okay.

There's a new procedure called AI, where it's an eye replacement, where you'll

be able to see two times clearer than a normal human being. Wow. And we do it

here. And I had it done in both of my eyes. Really? So I have excellent,

excellent vision.

Wow. Deep inside the pupil, you should be able to see.

A little light.

I do, a little bit.

Yeah, it connects to the optic nerve.

So it has the precision of a camera. You know how they're making, yeah, camera

lenses much smaller? Uh -huh. It gives the ability, and I'll show you here.

You can get a look at it. Yeah, you can actually see it.

Yeah.

What it is,

there's a small light inside here.

and that's connecting to the optic nerve that goes right to my brain.

That's the only thing that's a little weird. It's wireless.

Really? So you can see, like, when it's... That's the only... Up to 30

I walk away.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's the only jarring part of... Kind of creepy.

Yeah.

We use it sometimes, you know, my wife and I as a nanny cam.

Does she have one, too?

Yeah, she has two of them. Really? And I'll leave this at home so I can watch

her with a babysitter.

What do you do, like, when you don't have that in?

Like, you just... Sleep. You take them out at night. Really?

Yeah. And it doesn't hurt, like, while it's out?

No.

That makes me dizzy.

Sorry about that.

You know, I was tired of trying to wear glasses. I never had good vision. That's

part of the reason why I became an eye doctor, you know, was because I couldn't

see very well.

No, it's good to get it.

Once it sets in, it, like, clicks.

Wow. I have not heard of this. Come here. Okay.

Okay, and you let us know if you're interested, okay? Okay.

Doesn't it look like a giant fluff hair?

Oh, did you draw with it?

No, I was just looking at it. Oh, yeah, it's really wild.

They make it, the people who make 3D printers, they make that same kind of

thing. I was trying to play with it before, but I couldn't get it to work.

Someone was doing it. No, see, it's not really, it's supposed to look 3D, but it

doesn't look very 3D.

No. And because it's expensive, too, so it's very strange.

Yeah, those are clothes. Those are clothes. But look, like if I draw a 3D

here, you know how you draw like a box and make it look 3D? Yeah. It's supposed

to look.

I don't know if the ink is running out or what, but... I

don't know if they say that, like, it's supposed to...

I don't think it really works that well.

Yeah, I don't think... It's not really, like, great, right? They said when it

dries, it should, like, start to... Oh, my God. Wait. Do you see it?

Wait a minute.

Are you kidding me? Oh, no, no. Oh, my gosh. I got it to work.

That's great. Oh my gosh, that's great.

Wow. Okay, what just happened? Yeah, it's like a 3D printer.

That's great.

I totally didn't think it was working.

How did that happen? I don't know. Like, freaked out.

Totally freaked out.

That is out of control.

Seriously? Yeah.

Wait, look at this.

It dried out. Oh, I guess it needed to get just... That's the scribble.

That's great.

You're going to scribble on it?

Here, try.

Where'd the pen go?

Oh. Whoa.

Okay, what?

You know what? It's funny. The guy said that they make the pen, like that they

draw the pens out of their own pens, the company, and that they're not losing

any money. They have 100 % profit margin.

Okay. That's crazy.

I'm freaked out right now. Yeah, we were trying to get this to work all day.

Hold on a second. Let me just get my... Yeah, please.

This

is

beautiful.

Yeah. It's really pretty, right?

This is the way we got it, 1817.

Okay.

Who would use that chest?

A tailor?

Yeah, this is a bespoke tailoring trunk.

Wow. And it still functions.

That's amazing. The gears, we didn't change any of the gears out on it. We

oil it. That's all we do, but it still does.

I don't know the settings on it, but we have it set for sure.

Oh, have you not seen a bespoke tailoring trunk? No, I have no idea what

is. What the heck are you talking about? Oh, I'll show it to you.

Yeah,

I have some fabrics here.

I'll show you how it works. Pick one of these fabrics.

Okay.

Not the purple, I guess. No. This is flannel. Yeah.

Cotton. Would you rather work with cotton? Sure, sure. Cotton is actually

easier one to do.

So, let's see if I have enough of it left here. Oh, my. Yeah.

Yeah, it's almost 200 years old. Oh, my God.

The fabrics back then were... Look down here, Mom. See, look, there's a crate.

Yep. I'll cut a piece.

Thank you.

You don't have to be good at this, which is great.

Really? No, yeah, you cut just a piece.

You know, I'm eyeballing it.

The fabric, they would load from the front through the slit like this.

The royalty would use these because every night they had to have a different

outfit. So when they were traveling, they would just... find nice fabrics at

different places that they were vacationing when they port their ship.

just twist together.

And then it gets tucked in the back. There's a clip.

Okay. Right by the neck.

And then I close that.

Shenanigan there.

Door's a little bit loose. And then you just turn the crank.

Okay. See?

Yeah. A Swiss clockmaker and a French tailor.

teamed up together to make this.

That is the wildest thing I've ever seen.

The thread pulls down on a spiral -spoken side.

The main middle shaft is a brass piston that pulls up and down on its original

bolt, and then it'll make the tail of the shirt.

No.

No, no, no, no.

That can't be.

It's a little baggy, I know. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God. No.

Yeah, the buttons load in the button chamber, if I could reach that.

No, he made the shirt. Yeah, it's a bespoke tailoring truck from 1817. All

did was load fabric, cut off the thing of fabric from here, loaded it in that

little slit, tucked it behind there, cranked the thing, and in about a

minute, it made that.

That is unbelievable.

And I think of the hours I spend on my sewing machines.

I can help you too.

I can help you.

That's 11 by 14, correct?

This is 8 by 10 if my eye's on.

That's a pretty popular size.

Sometimes it's good on a picture like this to have like a mat around it.

Here, let me show you. I have like this frame right here.

Like a frame like this and we sell this is really good because this will go in

there and we can get it all the way over. Shift it over a little bit? Yeah.

What's good is it has that really slick back coating, which means you could use

a framing cannon.

Do you have one?

No, I don't even know what that is. Yeah, I'll show you how it works.

We do most of our stuff like this, too, because we used to make people wait to

get stuff framed, but now it's, like, much easier.

Here, so, like, I'll tell you, I take the picture, and I'm going to roll up

picture like this.

People used to wait a week, but everybody wants stuff done right away.

Right.

So it rolls up, and it goes inside of here.

But that's got a slick inside, too. The same thing. The frames are slick, and

this is slick.

And then right here gets like a little CO2 cartridge.

I have those right here.

This little CO2 goes in the back like this.

And you can do this in your house. Once you have something set up with one

picture, you can do multiples if you want. It's just a lot easier than

because they're so annoying. You have to, like, pull all the nails out. So,

Josh, can you help me with this? Yeah, sure. Okay, here. You want to hold that

up? Sure.

And it's real simple to use, and we sell these, too, up at the front.

So once your picture's inside here, you get the picture in there.

Just watch out. Bring it in the hole!

One, two, three.

What? Yeah, so you don't have to, like... What just happened?

Well, it shoots it in so you don't have to, like... What just happened?

What? I'm really confused there.

We'll use it as an air compression.

Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem. It uses an air compression so you can change it

in and out, just like an ordinary frame.

So can you take that picture out?

I can have someone do it for you if you want. Yeah, you'd have to unscrew it.

What? I don't understand.

Like, it transferred over in water molecule?

Yeah, I think it freezes it so much that it can get it to penetrate through

because glass is like a super cool liquid.

Right. Do you mind if I see that? Yeah.

Just be careful, okay? Yeah, I'm not pulling anything.

This is weird.

Yeah, it's cold, too. Yeah, so this is disposable.

It's a one -time use. One -time use per change, yeah. And how much is this?

That's $45 .99.

Don't aim your face. Yeah, I'm not. I'm just confused on exactly what happened.

You roll the picture, I put it in here. Right.

The CO2 cartridge, this is carbon dioxide, correct?

Mm -hmm.

This pushed the carbon dioxide through here?

Not exactly.

It's pushing pressure as it's freezing.

So the first blast is cold, so that the picture is cold and it tightens up.

Okay. Then the next blast is pushing it out.

Right, but you pushed it out, and how did this get in there?

Well, it goes through the glass.

Dude, I've never seen it before. If my phone wasn't dead, man, I'd love to film

this right now. I'm really, uh... That was probably one of the coolest things

everything. Really? When did this happen?

Is this common?

Uh, this tape's been starting to do it since, like, last April.

And what is this thing called?

It's a framing cannon.

Framing cannon? Framing cannon.

Yeah, it shoots it through the glass.

Save us a bunch of time, you know?

What?

Do you need Dippledo?

Oh, this doesn't even work.

Yep, and you spent over $20 so you get a universal bulb.

Do you have a need for that?

Do I?

Well, do you have anything that would take this?

I don't think so. No?

Yeah, I could see if my friend...

If any of my friends did. Then if not, then I can bring it back.

Sure, sure, sure. This is kind of an older bulb, isn't it? Well, this is a

universal. Universal.

Because that just fits inside there.

So don't do it in the car. But it has 14 watts for 15 inches.

So, you know, if you get home and you realize it's too short, to the whatever

lamp you want.

That's amazing.

Yeah. So this way people just only have to buy one bowl depending on, you know,

just... That's great.

Yeah.

And how do you get it back?

I think it has to go... Well, let me give you... I'll give it to you this to

take it home in this.

Great. You know, this way it's not... Because that'll fit in there, right?

Yeah, and this might be... This looks like the right size.

Yeah.

Or it can go... That's amazing.

Yeah, if you hold it out to the edge.

That was just so amazing.

Yeah, and then a case for it this size.

It gets bigger.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

That one, I think, that's a 48 -inch, isn't it? Yeah, that's 48, but I don't

have a case for this.

No, no, that's okay. Can you carry it like this in the car?

Yeah. You know what? Here, let me... That's not going to fit in a bag, right?

No. You see a little warp in there? It's got like a little warp.

Yeah. See that? And you can bend it back?

Yeah, you can bend it back, but don't do it until you get home. This way you can

drive away with it in your car like this shape.

Is that right?

Good?

Anybody seen me do that?

I'm just fixing the security camera. It's not a hidden camera.

How are you doing today?

I didn't know they had tent putters. That's great. Yeah, it's cool, right?

Soon they're going to be making those wireless too, so you won't have to get

cables at all.

They'll be out of business, but the dudes who are making the thicker

they're taking over the whole market.

Oh my gosh, we sold them out yesterday like crazy.

It's like people who like to listen to music on an auxiliary speaker, like a

Bluetooth speaker where there's no wire connection.

It's the same thing, but it's just on a... I don't know how they do it,

actually. It's just on a sticker.

The whole component is just like a...

That's the speaker.

That's the speaker. Yeah, and it will pick up the closest, like, playing.

the quality?

It's like this.

Yeah. You can amp it up with something, though, if you put it on something

like... It'll, like, pick up the resonance or something.

It's a big difference.

It is a big difference.

Right?

Are these for sale now?

Huh? Are these for sale now? Yeah. How much are they?

They're 25 cents each.

You're kidding.

No.

Yeah. I want to buy some. You want to buy them? Yeah. Okay.

So just a couple of things to tell you.

Pressing it once will catch the closest signal, whether it's Bluetooth, Wi -Fi,

or FM radio, or internet radio, whatever's closest. So if you want to

something specific, keep it closer to the sticker.

Anything you put it on will amp the sound. So it'll just play like this,

But it can pick up, like, even if you put it on the cabinet here, that'll pick

up the whole, it'll resonate.

Awesome. Good, right? I mean, that's a good sound.

Okay. Now, where is it picking up from right now?

It's picking up, I don't even know, whatever the close, I don't have

playing, so whoever has internet radio playing or Wi -Fi.

That is badass. Yeah.

It's cool, right? I can't believe, this, it uses this as a speaker cabinet.

Right. Anything it touches will work. Yeah. What are you going to use them

I don't know. I'll figure something out. Yeah.

I mean, that's pretty badass. It's pretty cool, right?

Yeah. In addition to this, I'll take $10 worth.

$10 worth. You got it. Okay.

Excellent. Don't put them on anything too big. So don't put it on... Did I

you don't put it on the windshield in the car? Because it'll vibrate that.

You can stick them on the skin because it can combust the inside pressure.

Okay. Okay? Yeah. One press starts it on. One press starts it off.

Three clicks will change to the next station.

This one got glitched.

Sorry.

One second. Sorry about that. Give me one second.

It's a tanning machine that people can tan without having to take off their

clothes. Cool. So they could wear their clothes inside the machine.

Okay. So everyone who does it has to sign a relief.

It has this... Here, I'll put this over here.

Yeah, the bulbs are made out of this intense infrared light.

Astronauts, they notice we're getting tanned through their suit.

So they knew that it wasn't because of direct light hitting the skin. It was

radiating from underneath, which we like to tell people that they won't ruin.

Yesterday was my first day, and all I did is turn on the machine.

You just turn it on with this button?

Yeah. I'll show you how to do it.

And that's basically it. They just go in there for a few seconds. Pretty cool. I

mean, you see it immediately.

Really? Yeah.

All of a sudden, they're tan in like seven seconds.

It's pretty wild.

Hi.

It's $20.

$20 a session.

So I don't have to take my clothes off?

No, you don't have to take clothes off. Hey. Do you have time for a walk -up?

Yeah, absolutely.

Make yourself comfortable, and I get a towel for you right here.

You can lay your head back like that.

Good. Nice and comfy.

Great. Okay.

I'll close this down here.

You okay?

Okay. And just an express or? Yeah. Okay.

And you signed a release because you have the card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always

ask. Cool. Okay.

You close that there.

Okay. And then go ahead and pick up the remote.

Good. Yeah. Come on over here.

Go right in here.

Take that.

Right. And you want to push the lever all the way down. Not in the middle. All

the way down. Yes.

And leave it just like that. That's the lowest.

setting. Okay. So they don't want us playing around with anything other than

that. Yeah. And it's just like an automatic thing. So it just does what it

and that's all.

Do you just count to seven and then?

No, it'll do it automatically.

Yeah, that's been on a while.

Okay.

Oh, wait, that's up. Flip it upside down.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's down. All the way down. Oh, press that.

Hold on. Press that. Press that. Press that. Are you all right?

Double -click that.

Oh, my God. That's been on high the whole time.

Oh.

What?

Oh, shoot. Wait, that's up. Flip it upside down.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's down. All the way down.

Oh, press that.

Hold on. Press that, press that, press that. Are you all right?

Uh, oh my god, that's been on high this whole time.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

That's my fault. That's totally my fault.

Don't even worry about it. Yeah, don't even worry.

Okay.

She just died?

Uh.

They're all very well aware of what happens. They signed a relief, but we're

responsible at all.

We're allowed to fumble.

Shut up.

Oh, my God.

I just learned this yesterday, so it doesn't matter. We're not going to be

responsible for that kind of thing. They said if anything happens, just clean it

up and try and upsell someone else.

It's a volume business.

But that's my fault, and I'm sorry. But you know what it is?

We should probably get her shoes out of there.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I mean, I feel you. It's like, you know, they're making us do something

that's experimental, and the people who come to use it are well aware that it's

experimental.

So that makes me feel better. I don't like it, but I'm not going to take on

responsibility, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. Okay, I'm not comfortable

doing this. Really?

I mean, somebody just died.

I like to say she, you know, had a little too much sun or whatever you want

say. So how do you get tan like that?

A tanning bed, but I don't die.

Right. Well, yeah, that's good.

So I wanted to take a break. Would you be comfortable doing this if someone

comes up to try it?

Oh, no. No, but now that you know how the remote helps. No.

You're not going to be responsible at all.

Okay. Yeah, I can just call the boss. I'll call him. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

funny because he said that if you put it on high and someone stays in there for

over seven seconds, it can cause the Carbonaro effect.

Right. Have you heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect?

You haven't? No. Oh, no. It's like a scientific term. It's also the name of a

hidden camera magic TV show.

Like the hidden camera magic TV show you're on right now.

Shut up. Yes.

What the?

My name is Michael Carbonaro. Oh, my God.

You're on my TV show right now. Shut up.

I'm fine.

You're there.

Look, see, she's okay.

I was like, what the?

Oh, my God.

How? You were great. You want to get in?

Now she's telling it.