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I've been tasting teas all day.

Got to pee.

Hello, how are you?

Hi, how's it going? Going great.

You guys new to the area?

Yes, we are. In fact, I'm doing a pre -sample over here now if you want to

some of our tea.

Great. Oh, great. What do you have?

I am giving a sample out right now of exotic black dragon tea.

Okay. It's very spicy. It tastes very good. Do you want to smell that? Sure.

It has echinacea in it, too, so it's very good for rebooting the system and

penetrating into the muscles and helping to restore, especially this time of

season. Sure.

Okay, so we'll give you a nice big full cup.

Thanks. Okay.

Do you have anything to go?

A lot of people will drink this instead of calcium supplements.

Okay.

All right, I'll let that brew.

All right.

And all of our teas, you can see, they brew pretty quickly.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Now, when you make tea, do you usually steep it with a cup on the top of it?

Yeah, I usually do the drop -in infuser kind of thing. Exactly, yeah.

Sorry,

that's my fault.

That's a porcelain cup, and the tea is made to penetrate our bones, which are

made of calcium, you know, calcium infused.

So you want to use a non -calcium porcelain cup for tea.

That's good to know.

I'm going to get a porcelain cup. You can probably still taste it like that,

let me see if I have any metal cups in the back.

Thank you. Yeah, sorry about that. Be right back.

Always serve them in metal, the calcium.

Good tea for what it's worth.

How did that get through there?

Oh, hey, how are you? Doing really good.

Okay, I got you. You called for the ULAB route?

No, I don't think I did. I'm just checking it out. Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody

called in. They said, oh, put this aside. ULAB route.

Can I help you? Can I help you find something? I'm just looking around.

Yeah? Actually, yeah. I really like white tea.

White tea? Yeah. Okay, yeah. I'm not, like, too familiar with kinds of white

tea, but I've noticed that I like white tea more.

Right. There used to be this shop in Chinatown, actually, that shut down

recently, and this lady was getting really good white tea.

Really? Without a doubt.

So, white tea.

From Chinatown. Yeah.

Wow.

Chinatown, we're here?

Yeah. In Chicago?

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Chinatown, Chicago.

Yeah. I know what you mean. It's a little furry.

Okay. And do you have any pets?

I know that's a weird question. You don't have any pets? I do not.

Okay, perfect. Because I know that sounds weird, but it can be different.

Really? Yeah, the kinds of teeth people have.

Very strange shenanigans with that.

Okay. So, you know, some people have allergic reactions.

It's funny because I thought you were the one who called for the oolab root.

This might be a good match for you. Really?

Yeah, I mean, the thing about oolab root is it does have, it's a furry white tea

formula. Oh.

Which is, you know, you said you like that furry taste.

And it's best enjoyed in a home with no pets.

Wow.

Which is really good.

Precisely what I just said. Yeah, it won't.

affect the allergies or anything like that and the pets will be fine and this

one's locally grown in oh look at that chinatown chicago oh so that's

that's precisely that's good wow wow yeah

so a white pea do you think this might be what you want yeah i think absolutely

right yeah has all the elements it does okay that's crazy yeah it's weird

because i thought you called that's too funny yeah i'm a little bit That's

crazy. What?

Like, I can't believe that that was the one that you had there.

Yeah, well, we have a lot of tea. Yeah. A lot of very specific teas for very

specific kinds of people. But, I mean, it was my last box. The guy called, but

you know what? Why don't you take it? Are you sure? Well, I mean, come on. I

feel like you should have it. Yeah. What's yours?

$7 .95.

Yes.

You get that?

$7 .95. Okay.

I'll get you some change. I'll be right back.

Okay. You're very helpful.

Thank you.

It actually says hurry.

What kind of things do you like?

Well, I'm pretty new to tea drinking. Okay, okay. So any recommendations?

Now, have you ever drank pre -blossomed tea?

No, I don't think so. Okay, before the tea leaves are cultivated, usually the

tea leaves blossom.

But these tea leaves have not blossomed yet.

Okay, so is the main difference that it has a little more flavor? A little more

oomph, because if it opens up first, then it dries in the sun, it loses its

flavor more.

Okay, thank you so much.

Yeah, this is like...

Here we go. T101.

T101.

Okay.

There we go. Drop that in there.

So you do know about when you're making tea, just to steep the tea.

So it starts to blossom a little bit. You can see it swell.

Yeah. And then it's always good to steep. You could put a cup on top of it.

Okay. You know, and you want to let it sit like that for maybe 10 to 15

Okay. These will go faster because they're speed blossomed. And then we'll

it swells up. Oh, wow.

And, yes.

Does that happen with all? So that has blossomed. Oh, wow. I've never seen

Oh, yeah.

It's all blossomed up inside.

Okay, so that's what it means. Exactly.

Okay. And I'll go ahead. Oh, let me get you a.

Oh. There it is.

Wow.

Thank you so much. Add some tea.

Oh, wow. Thank you.

Yes.

I really like that. Nice, right? Some tea I have just a little, too.

Yeah, you get all the benefits of an entire box of tea, really, in one tiny

Yeah.

You can feel the call of nature. Got to use the bathroom.

Then we'll do a nature walk.

Give me five minutes.

You ever make a grass whittle?

Oh, no? Okay, I'll show you how to do that.

I'll take that. Kids love this, too.

And the good thing about it is... Ouch.

They're prickly. You know what? Yeah, be careful. It's also called razor grass.

So I get a little cut.

Not a problem.

I'm just going to dab that off.

Okay. I think I was bragging a little too much here. But you know how to

cauterize a wound in the woods? You just... Spit on it? A little bit of spit

it. And that there is the perfect cauterization. So that'll kind of feel

the cut.

Oh! Oh my gosh!

Sorry, I hit an artery. I'm okay. I'm okay. Are you kidding?

No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. This is a good time to talk about safety. I'll

you. Here, hang on one time. Let me slow it down. I don't want to get close.

Yeah, I'm fine. This is... There's one vein that runs...

From the heart.

Okay, there we go. I've never seen anything like that, so I shouldn't

You know what? There's one vein.

You know, it's called the love artery.

Have you ever seen something like that?

Well, I've seen in the woods, yeah. I've seen, you know, I got bit by a croc one

time. It hit the artery. When you get the artery... I've hit my artery before,

actually. I have a big scar.

Yeah.

Landscaping, number one cause of death in America now.

Sorry about that. I'm very embarrassed.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

No, it's just like I was not expecting that. I know, me neither. I laugh when

I'm nervous. Oh, okay, okay. No, I'm fine.

I have a little bandage here, so that'll be fine.

Oh, I started that up. Hold on. Okay, I'm going to be fine. Hold on. You

learn this.

You want to squeeze to really get the... Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm totally fine. See, I'm just trying. What do you got to do? And this

will happen in the woods if there wasn't somebody to get it from.

Hold on. Oh, my God. Okay.

All right. Good.

Yep. Just want to squeeze that. There we go. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, that really

is going.

I'm CPR certified. Are you?

Yeah. Kind of want to sit down for a second. A little.

I think you lost way too much blood. I think you're going to fall off. Really?

Yeah. Oh, look at that.

Yeah, that's just coming out of the tip of my finger. Stop.

I think I should call 911. No, no. You know what it is?

It's just a flesh wound, really.

When it bubbles like that, you know it's about to stop.

What's the longest period of time you've ever been in the woods?

It's probably like two, three days.

It's not bad. Yeah. But not like long. Right. You need a good six to ten months

in the woods to really know. You mean like consecutively? Exactly. Oh,

interesting. To know that you can survive on your own. Do you know

techniques? Have you learned any?

Like the point and tender kind of thing. Oh, right. I mean, if you were out in

the woods without Flint, what would you do? Right, right. You'd be stuck, right?

Right. So there's the myth about, you know, the friction rubbing two sticks

together.

Don't need to. You know, you don't really need to. It is about friction.

I mean, if you were in the woods and you only had, you know, one stick, you can

start, you know, if you tap it, you want to create a little bit.

of friction at the tip. Have you ever cracked your knuckles? And you know how

makes a popping sound. You know why that does that? It's like air?

It's a gas.

It's a gas that's in there. So if you hit a stick onto the knuckles, you're

going to want to... You see that?

You can get... Just from tapping the knuckles.

There we go.

And you get a fire.

And it's in anybody's knuckles.

So you just happen against your knuckle. Right. And it has to be, well, like, in

terms of the stick, like, it has to be a certain area of the stick? Or how does

that? What was that? Like, do you have to hit it against a certain area of the

stick itself? Here, let's try. Take a fresh one.

Yeah, you want to hit it.

You want to hit it right at the tip to the knuckle.

So, like, I could do it here?

Yeah. You want to do that and kind of try and crack your knuckle with it.

Yeah. You should see a little smoke.

Oh, gotcha. So then I'm trying to.

Yeah, I'm not sure you'd last a week out there. Yeah, yeah.

It's a knack. Yeah.

Yeah, but every time you're doing that, you hear that popping. Right. That's

flammable gas. Yeah, so you're trying to basically create friction while

releasing that gas.

Exactly right.

Oh, interesting. Friction, gas, is like a spark to a flame. That's so cool.

Yeah, and do you ever try and get your own water supply?

No. Out in the wilderness? Okay.

You know, rocks are about 7 % water, but they're the ones that can really, If

you tap, tap on the rock. That one's got a little, see?

Yep. You loosen the water molecules in a rock.

And that's just tapping.

And this is kind of where the myth about banging sticks together, that that's

friction. Some rocks only have 2%. Some rocks have 7%. Some have more than

others. Can you identify it? And you squeeze and just try and see if you can

it. It'll be residual rainfall.

There you go. Oh, my God. That's so cool. Yep.

See that?

Oh, that's so cool. Is there a way to identify a rock that would have more

moisture? Well, this one... You ever see that one?

Go ahead, give that a squeeze.

That's so cool.

I'm going to tap it with another rock here.

Tap it with another rock.

Yep.

Smack that and see if you can get some water to drip out.

I'll see if we have limestone over here.

What we try to do is we want it to be a regular ecosphere in which things are

moving on naturally. We don't want to intervene too much with what we do as

as our gardening and as far as feeding because we do feed the turtles to help.

And this is the best place here for the ring -necked manticoy.

And we do see a bunch of them out. Which is?

The ring -necked manticoy.

They are probably our most popular animal that pops up this time of year.

As you know, it's a cross between...

a oh there's one right there it's a mammal it's warm -blooded but it's also

it has a lot of characteristics like a bird and uh here i can show you on over

here if you're gonna you can hear his little he's making a little sound there

right it's adorable oh my god they're the sweetest little things up until

years old

So if you see one, you know, you can feel free to pick one up. That's

Yeah, it's an adorable little thing, but you've got to be very careful. The

mother will be around them because they're one of the only animals that

the protection of the mother for three years.

They have no defense mechanisms.

Are they birds?

It's a cross between a bird. It's a warm -blooded mammal bird. Wow. Yeah, it has

three rows of teeth.

They'll all be soft right now, and it will develop its claws and its poison

sacs. Probably within the next seven months. That's good for you.

Right. Oh, but they'll all be, they're impenetrable to the skin until they're

three years old. Okay. The mother will protect them. That is amazing. He's just

adorable. Right. So I'm going to bring him back deep.

Don't worry about the fathers. The fathers are devoured during the mating

process. Nice. I love them already.

It's similar to a praying mantis. It's the only warm -blooded.

Okay.

Sorry. Are you okay? No, I'm fine.

Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Okay, yeah, they are protecting,

and that's fine.

You know what?

That's why we keep you on the path.

Oh. She got me good.

Yeah. It's a... Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm okay, yeah.

It's nature being nature. That's a maternal... Wait, she just tore you to

shreds. Well, you know, they do that in defense.

You know, in defense of their young.

But she's resting now, if you want to look at her. I don't.

I'm good.

Okay, yeah.

I mean, that's the thing about the Montekoi.

Adorable, but vicious.

Yes.

The young make a very high -pitched sound, which is like a, help, you know,

me now. And they'll go for it.

Can I take a picture of you?

Yeah, sure. I mean, do you want me to try and get around? No, no, no, no. You

stay away from her. Okay, okay. Yeah, she's made it quite clear she doesn't

you. That's true. Let's let them.

Oh, my goodness. I cannot believe she did that to you in 30 seconds. Right. I

mean, this is the picture of a mother's love. Yeah.

Are you sure you're okay? Oh, I'm okay. Yeah, that's how nature behaves. Yeah.

It's a mother's protection. And that's why you should respect it.

Exactly. And, you know, that maternal instinct that they have, that's called

Carbonaro effect.

So you probably heard about that. Yeah, I'm a mother of four.

So. How did you learn it? Oh, I don't know. I don't understand the Carbonaro

effect in general, but I understand a mother's instinct to protect their

children. Right, right, right, right, yeah. And the Carbonaro effect is like

that, but the Carbonaro effect is also the name of a hidden camera magic TV

show. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Have you heard of that? I have. I've actually watched

it a few times. Did you really?

Is it like three guys and two of them tell one guy what to do?

No, I think you're thinking of Little House on the Prairie. No. No. You're

thinking of Impractical Jokers. Yes, yes. It's that same network.

You're right. That's right. It's just one guy. He does magic out in ordinary

situations and tries to fool people with hidden cameras. Okay. Right. Like right

now. Right. Like you're on that show right now. Right.

I could be.

You are.

I am? You are. No. Yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

Oh, my God.

No.

I was not attacked.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

You scared the hell out of me.

You were awesome.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay.

I have to tell you something, and this is going to sound like a movie. Your

daughter, she's a chicken.

You're fixing your hair in the mirror? Yeah.

That's a hidden camera.

It is!

This is my friend Libby. She's going to help today.

You're going to go on a little trip. A trip?

Yeah. You're going to play the boss' daughter and one day this will all be

yours.

Let's see what we got here.

Okay. Alright, Diamond.

Thanks for helping me sort through all this junk.

My boss wants this place cleared out so his daughter can have an art studio.

Okay. So she's actually supposed to stop by later, take some pictures.

What is... What is that?

This is some of the crap.

What is it? The crap.

The crap? You ever seen that movie?

No. It's like about witches.

Shut up. Yeah.

Oh.

Is she locked in? Oh, that might be Fiona.

Fiona?

Oh, thank God.

Hi. Hi, I'm Fiona.

Diamond. Hi, Diamond. Nice to meet you.

Are you guys done?

No, no, we just got here. You're just starting?

She had the key because they changed the locks.

Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, this diamond.

Yeah, we introduced you. Okay, okay.

Diamond was just telling me about this.

What is this?

This was here. This must be the squatter. It's probably witch stuff. I'm

like,

digging that. Oh, please.

I'm pretty sure that was just, like, playing around.

Yeah, it was, like, some middle school business.

This is crazy.

But I'm going to show my boyfriend.

Do you want me to...

Do you want us to take a picture for you?

Oh, no, I actually just got this.

Yeah.

Oh, look above the eye of the tiger here. There's a thing.

There's like another weirdo.

What is that?

It's like a bracelet.

Yeah, it's got a little like.

Oh, that's a bone in there.

Oh, my God.

My friend has a jewelry line.

Yeah, that would be perfect.

Look at this picture. It's a drawing of the bracelet.

That's that thing. Let me see that.

Okay,

let me try this.

Oh, geez.

This is so crazy.

Yeah. Am I okay there?

Yeah. Right here. Hold on.

That's 135 at 11.

Okay.

I'm going to get really low. It's going to be 14.

It'd be like, whoa.

Whoa. That was crazy. Whoa. What was that? Oh, my gosh. My eyes just got

totally. Okay. We need to like.

Where'd she go?

That is her.

That is...

How do you say it's her? It has the, remember she wore the bracelet? It's

its neck now.

Girl! Come on.

You have to, this whole floor right here is covered in like ash.

Yes.

Her selfie stick is right here.

Okay, they may not believe this, but I saw it. So you have a witness.

Hey, girl, come here.

Come here.

Fiona. Fiona.

Do you see her body print?

Yes, I do.

I want to take a picture of it, but I'm scared if I... That's what did it.

Exactly. In the middle. Oh, my gosh.

It's like... What the... What do we do?

Okay, we need to, like, grab her phone and call these people.

I'm not going to call.

I'm not calling. Mr. Fields.

Her father owns the company. Do I say... He owns the company?

You got to... I mean, you got to be honest. Okay, okay, okay. What the...

Come here. Don't put the phone over there. I'm not getting it. Because

going to turn into a chicken. Right here. Okay, right here.

I'm not talking.

No one's talking.

Hi,

Mr. Fields. How are you?

I'm very good. How are you? I'm good. My name is Diamond Weems. This is my first

day starting with your company. We were just here viewing one of the buildings.

Oh, yeah, my daughter's over there. Yes.

I have to tell you something, and this is going to sound like a movie, but this

is... Serious right now.

We are in a place that has all this satanic witchcraft stuff. I'm just being

honest. I think it's like celestial stuff. It's like celestial stuff.

Astrology. Like astrology type of things. Kid stuff.

Your daughter, your daughter literally, she took a picture in the middle of the

circle.

She just disappeared and now she's a chicken.

Do you hear this?

I do hear that. It sounds like there's a chicken. It's a chicken, sir.

Okay. There's no livestock on the floor whatsoever.

Exactly. And I'm not kidding right now. I'm honestly overwhelmed.

I'm astounded right now. I'm about to cry because I've never seen anything

this. My heart is beating so fast.

Okay. Your daughter.

I'll get it. I'll get her. Tell him I'm going to get her.

He's getting her now.

Wait. All right, Mr. Phillips. I got her.

Okay. I'm going to put her down.

Fiona, get back in the circle.

There you go.

Oh, my gosh. She understands you.

What?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, did she just jump on the table?

Fiona, if that's you, jump to the other table.

You try it. She understands you.

Fiona, jump to the table, baby.

Can you jump to the table? I know you're scared. This is weird.

She understands.

Fiona, get back in the circle.

You have to turn back.

Do you know what that is? These symbols and that... Bracelet that she had on? A

bracelet? That's like... They're probably trying to evoke the Carbonaro

Have you heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect?

What is that?

The Carbonaro effect, it's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Do you think she's somewhere else?

Who thinks she's this chicken?

It's a hidden camera magic TV show.

Stop playing with me. What if I wasn't playing with you?

Bring Fiona out.

Fiona, tell her the truth.

Oh, my God.