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Family law, scene eight, take one.
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Action! So tell me, Miss Prescott, how
did you meet your late husband?
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I was his practical nurse.
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Interesting. Did you go to nursing
school?
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In a way.
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What way?
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I bought the shoes.
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And how did you convince your husband to
cut my clients out of his will? It
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wasn't easy.
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I mean, why did he have to die?
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Why? Maybe because he was 93 years old
and you ran him over with your Volvo.
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It was an accident.
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And a Pontiac Aztec.
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Hold it, hold it. That's not in the
script.
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All right.
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Well, I thought I should have a joke
here.
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This isn't very funny.
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It's a drama.
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Oh, what a relief. I thought it was just
bad.
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Could we take five?
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How am I doing?
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Well, I...
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I believe you'd run over an old guy with
your car.
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Thank you. Hey, Tony.
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Hi, Steve. How you doing? Oh, my God.
Who's that?
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Somebody hit him with a handsome stick.
That's Steve, our stunt coordinator.
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Why do you need a stunt coordinator on a
lawyer show?
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Didn't you read the script?
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I read my parts.
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Well, at the end of the episode, I'm
attacked by a pit bull outside a clinic.
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Huh. That's very dramatic.
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Say, is Steve married?
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I don't know. I don't know. Would you
like to rehearse the next scene? No, no,
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no, no, no. Let's just keep it fresh.
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Connie! Oh, Connie!
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I got those contracts in the air the
other day and I went with... Bachelor at
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o 'clock.
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You little stuntman.
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What do they need a stuntman on a lawyer
show? I don't know. Something about a
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bull at a clam bank. I wasn't really
listening.
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Anyway, what do you think?
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Oh, come on. I'll introduce you. Come
on. Show some cleavage. Oh.
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I can't. It's a sports bra.
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It's windy.
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Steve? Steve, hi.
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Hi, I want you to meet my partner, my
best friend, Connie Rangel. Hi.
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Hello. So, you're a stuntman, huh?
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I bet that's given your wife a few gray
hairs.
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I'm not married.
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Really? Well, speaking of unmarried
stunts, Connie here once fell down the
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escalator at Bloomingdale's. Oh, now I
just want to hear about that.
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Sure I do.
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Dad, we're ready for you.
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Okay.
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I'm just going to go and emote, and I'll
expect the two of you at my house for
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cocktails at 7 o 'clock.
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Hey, so you fell down an escalator, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cracked my head open
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and everything.
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So you ready to go? Oh, yeah. I like
this show. Do you think my character
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come back as a love interest or
something?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Why not? Because I shoot you after you
attack me with a chainsaw.
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No kidding.
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Gee, this character's a real
firecracker. I had no idea.
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Somebody get her a script.
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And a Danish.
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Even though I'm crazy and nothing that I
say is true.
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Who won my heart and soul forever? It's
nobody else but nobody else
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but. Each time I feel I'm all too
plastered. Who always makes me feel
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brand new?
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I'm pledging my allegiance, baby.
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As enjoyable as that sounds, we gotta
go.
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Oh, oh, is it that time already?
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Way past.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, Salt Lake City.
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For what?
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I'm doing a special. With the Altmans.
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In Salt Lake City. Which is the capital
of Utah.
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Well, it's been fun.
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Wait, uh, I didn't get your number. I'll
call you with it.
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You don't have my number.
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Leave it on my machine.
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we got to go.
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down a flight of stairs.
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The one time he didn't get right up? I
was so hopeful.
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Gosh, honey, I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. I
wasn't expecting anything.
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Well, obviously he was.
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Two condoms fell out of his pocket and
rolled down the stairs.
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Two.
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So,
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you want to do something?
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No, I'm going to call it a night.
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Why? Why? What are you going to do?
Well, pick up something to eat, maybe
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Tina Sinatra's book. Oh, how is that?
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Don't know. I'm still in Hoboken.
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Okay, everybody.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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Hey, wait.
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Wait just a dang second.
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What? Well, we should go out.
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Where? Wherever.
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Roy's working late. We're all dolled up.
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Honey, really, I'm fine. I know you are,
but why waste all this beauty?
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You have a point. I certainly do.
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We look good.
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We do, don't we? Darn, too.
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Come on, we'll go dancing or something.
With each other? No, no, with us. We'll
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switch off.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Yes, a carnival, but, you know... But
why?
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Well, somebody's got to stay here and
look after Rose. Oh, I can go to Jenna.
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don't like that Jenna. You don't even
know her. Then I certainly can't
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can I?
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All right, fine, I get the message.
You're just going to cramp our style
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Okay, don't stay up too late. I won't.
All right, have fun then. We will, and
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you know why?
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They're what new, then?
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Well, Shannon's not talking to Mallory
because Mallory likes Shane, but then
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Shane told JP that he's totally hot for
Cecily. But his second choice is
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Cheyenne, and that's why Amber totally
freaked on me at soccer practice.
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There's a whole Dickensian little world
going on in there.
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Okay, here we go. The night is young in
the town.
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Want to go to a movie or something? No,
we always go to a movie. Besides, if
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it's bad, we'll fall asleep.
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If it's good, you'll keep asking me why
you're not in it.
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I still say I could have been Miss
Daisy.
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Let it go.
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You know where we ought to go? Where?
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Benny's Boom Boom Room. God, is that
still there? I'm sure it is. Oh, I loved
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Benny's. It was always packed with the
cutest guys.
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Please, you'd have to put in your
diaphragm just to make your way to the
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jukebox.
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Just promise me you're not going to try
to fix me up. Well, what's so wrong with
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that? You've got to admit, it has been a
spell since you had a date. Yeah, well,
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after the last guy you fixed me up with.
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Please, he was very rich and very
sophisticated.
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He was Klaus von Bulow.
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I didn't hear any complaining when he
flew you to Bermuda.
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I'd never been.
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Okay, let's just go to Benny's for old
time's sake.
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Wow, Benny's Boom Boom Room.
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God, we used to rule that place. Yeah,
with an iron fist and velvet glove.
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That was another crisis.
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So, what's new with you?
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Well, um... Oh, you know that, um... You
know that
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neighbour that I'm always telling you
about?
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No. You know, the man who lives upstairs
from me?
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No. Yes, you know, the one who's always
cooking cabbage.
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Well, he's quite a character.
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get a whole lot younger. Oh, don't be
silly. We're not that much older than
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crowd.
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If you ladies are looking for the
medical supply store, it's across the
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Hey, aren't you... Yes, I am. Would you
like an autograph?
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No, just a good tip. Oh, well, you might
want to take that autograph.
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See? Just like I promised you.
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Walls are wall -hiding. Yeah, well, we
better make our selection quick before
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their parents come to pick them up.
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This is from those two gentlemen.
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Wow, look who just got the first drink
spot. I told you we still had it.
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And here come our generous benefactors
now.
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How you doing?
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Hello. Hi.
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I'm Jed. He's Zeke.
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Cool. Cool.
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Cool. Got lipstick on your teeth.
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Cool.
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So, uh, what do you gents do?
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Well, I'm a greeter at the Gap.
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What about you?
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I'm an assistant manager at the Sunglass
Hut. Oh, really? Yeah, I can take out
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any pair I want tonight.
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What about you, ladies?
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Well, kind of here at work that Wetzel's
pretzels.
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And I'm a physicist.
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We love those pretzels.
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Thank you. Yes, we're very proud of
them.
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So, let me ask you a question.
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Are those space pants?
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Because your ass is out of this world.
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Okay. All righty. All right there.
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Yes, well, as charming and slightly
creepy as this is, I just have to be
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with you, we are old enough to be your
mothers.
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No, no, no, no. She's old enough to be
your mother.
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I'm old enough to be a sister from your
father's first marriage.
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It's just Body Shop Friday.
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What's that?
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Well, you just lick the salt and take
the shot.
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Who's first?
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Well, I'm driving, and her doctor has
her on a low -sodium diet.
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Come on, ladies. I thought you were out
here to have a little fun.
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I thought you didn't like lime. Yeah,
well, off a 23 -year -old stomach, it's
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not so bad.
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What is?
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How about we find someplace that caters
to adults?
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Why don't we just rent a movie and go
home?
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I don't want to rent a movie and go
home. How about one of your movies?
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No.
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This mission is far from over. Oh, God.
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Oh, you're making me a mission again?
I'm simply saying that you'll never meet
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the perfect man sitting home with me and
watching a video. Honey, I have dated
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plenty of perfect men.
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Hell, I even married a couple. Well,
maybe third time's a charm.
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Yeah, and he's just waiting for me at
the bar of the Peninsula Hotel, right?
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Where'd you get the Peninsula Hotel?
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from? I don't know.
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They have that big chafing dish of
Swedish meatballs.
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Yeah, we love those.
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I love free meatballs.
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What is it about them?
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They're free and they're meat. What's
the mystery?
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Save your toothpicks. Rose likes it when
I bring something home.
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Okay, what's it going to be?
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Couch, table, or bar stool?
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Couch is closer to the buffet.
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Say no more.
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Martini's straight up.
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We don't like martinis. Oh, we look good
with the glass.
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Oh, you know what other glass we look
great with? Brandy snifters.
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Mmm, the bomb.
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Oh, this is good.
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Much classier establishment.
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Yeah.
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Is that a bone or a peppercorn?
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Peppercorn. Good.
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Oh, you like blondes, don't you?
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Nah. Why not?
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Well, let's say we go to the
Mediterranean.
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He's going to broil like a lobster. I'll
be sitting on the beach. He'll be in
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the casino losing the mortgage. I've
seen it happen.
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Airline pilot.
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You've enjoyed a few layovers in your
day, haven't you?
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No, no good. They retire early.
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Then what do you got? Some old guy in a
hat trying to fly the toilet.
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Excuse me, sister girl, but I sense a
little bit of negativity here.
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Sister girl?
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I heard one of the harlots say it.
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Okay, lovely.
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You know what we're going to do? We're
going to relax, enjoy ourselves.
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Whatever happens, happens.
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Mm -hmm.
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We're just going to sit back and enjoy
our martini glass.
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Perfect.
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Drape yourself a little. What?
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You're sitting up too straight.
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I have good posture. Men don't like
that.
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They don't. A leg here, an arm there.
You have no idea the business this
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in.
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Where do you come up with these things?
Watch and learn.
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Whoa!
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Are you okay down there? Yeah, yeah.
Just let me find my watch.
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Excuse me. I was wondering, are you here
alone?
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Yes.
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Great.
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I found a nickel.
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I saw a man's shoes.
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What did I miss?
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Not my type.
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That's all right. Plenty more where he
came from.
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Let's inspect the troops.
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is if that flaming baton had not hit the
judge's table, Connie here would be
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Miss New Jersey 1987.
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I was just in it for the scholarship
money anyway.
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Well, I gotta say, my trip to L .A. just
got a little bit nicer.
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Well, I'm glad.
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Any chance you might have some time to
show me around this weekend?
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I think that could be a range.
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That'd be great.
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Because Mom and I have already done
Disneyland and Universal.
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You're on vacation with your mother?
Well, come on. What would a trip be
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your best friend?
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Hey, Mom, come here.
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I want you to meet someone.
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And her friend's that movie star you
don't like.
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Run. I'll fake a seizure.
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Who bed... Who stayed in school and
never took any drugs.
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Can I try a beer? No.
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Yeah, we took the bus.
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Look, this is ridiculous.
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I mean, I've known you your whole life.
I know.
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I'm your godfather.
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I thought Barry Manilow was my
godfather.
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He used to be.
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He always gave the best presents.
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Come on. I mean, look, there must be
something we'd enjoy doing together
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all these years. I know.
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Want to go and mess with your mother's
scale?
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You are so cool.
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So, uh, let me ask you something.
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Are those space pants?
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I said, are those space pants?
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That's it. We're out of meatballs. We're
out of men. Let's get validated.
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Not so fast, my friend.
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Oh, my.
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How can you not?
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Uh,
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look, it's been a long and not
uninteresting night, but I have no more
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talk in me, so holy cow, are you
handsome.
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And I'm happily married, but likewise,
I'm sure.
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Hey, I know you.
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And I know her, so now we're all
friends.
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Well, we're having a party in the
Versailles room, and I'm just taking a
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breather. You two want to come?
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You got any hors d 'oeuvres?
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Six -course meal. Ooh, shake a leg,
handsome.
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Ooh, nice spread. What's the occasion?
307
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It's a wedding. Oh, whose?
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Mine.
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You still have Klaus von Bulow's number?
Because I could use a little nap.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you believe this, man? You are so...
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How did you get her here?
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You are my favorite singer in the whole
world.
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Your favorite?
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Really? Well, if you don't count Barbara
Streisand.
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Which I don't.
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Grandma Tessie, look who Nick got to
sing at our wedding.
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This is truly the most wonderful day of
my whole life.
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So, what are you going to sing?
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Oh, come on.
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date and his bride.
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Grandma Tessie just gave me $18.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, look at them. They're so happy.
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Sweetheart, you really made their night.
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You ever miss being married?
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Sometimes.
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You ever miss being single?
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Not after tonight.
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Come on, we had fun.
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Oh, I guess I just worry about you.
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A lot?
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Only when I'm not worried about myself,
my family, my career, and the
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00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,370
environment. Oh.
335
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,510
No, not a hell of a lot. Good.
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Don't. I like my life.
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Good.
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Shall we get a move on?
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What's the cake?
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Carrots. All right.
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Oh, Connie.
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Oh, listen, thanks so much. We had a
really good time.
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This is Robert.
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He's my best man.
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He's been asking about you.
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Oh, well, how do you do?
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00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,530
You know, Bette was just going to...
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Sing another song.
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Maybe a flow one this time?
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That could work.
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Okay, Tessie.
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Get your pocketbook out.
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00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,710
Hi.
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How you doing?
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00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:29,790
Pretty good. How about you?
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She's a little handsy.
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