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In the last episode of Benson, Clayton,
my dad, Miss Krause, and Benson went to
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Hong Kong on business.
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Well, they barely arrived when Clayton
was kidnapped by mistake. An evil woman
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named Ursula sent her thugs out after
him because she thought he was a high
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fashion designer and they wanted his
designs.
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Dad called the police.
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The only evidence was a pin with a weird
design on it. Well, the police seemed
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worried. Clayton was a prisoner in a
Chinese castle, tied and gagged. I wish
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been there. Well, anyway, he managed to
call Benson and the search was on. My
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dad spotted a car with a weird design on
it and gave chase.
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Then Benson and Miss Krause couldn't
find my dad.
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When they got back to the hotel, they
found out the police were after Benson.
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They thought Benson got rid of Clayton.
So Miss Krause and Benson made a run for
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it. Meanwhile, my dad followed the car
to the bad guy's hideout. At night, he
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climbed over the wall to check things
out.
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That was a mistake.
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And you won't believe what happened
next.
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I demand to know what's going on. It's
very simple, handsome.
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I want Alexander's drawings.
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Who's Alexander?
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I am.
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I mean, I'm not, but she thinks I am.
And you're going to give me those
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drawings, even if I have to torture you
to get them.
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Give her the drawings, Alexander.
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Madam, I appeal to whatever is left of
your reasons.
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Can't you see you've got the wrong man?
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All this can only end badly.
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Please.
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Kong, bring the handsome one to my room.
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I'll deal with him personally.
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Oh, and then gag Alexander and do rude
things to him.
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What did
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the
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hotel save and you called?
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The governor hasn't come back yet.
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We'd better get out of this cab.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm running out of money.
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I'm getting car sick.
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We may know.
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Oh, the police don't find us.
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At home, Bob. You and me. Oh, sure.
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We'll blend right in.
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Um, I think they may have noticed us.
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have blocked your face all over Hong
Kong.
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Clayton and the governor are missing and
you are wanted.
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What are we going to do?
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Well, don't do that.
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There's a cop coming.
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What are we waiting for? Let's go.
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We can't walk all night.
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Oh, you want to get a room?
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Shouldn't you buy me dinner first?
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Why, you want to make smart remarks? You
come up with an idea.
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Okay.
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We're on an island, right?
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Right.
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We're surrounded by water, right?
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What makes it an island, nunchuck?
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So do we hide in the water.
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Are you serious? We could swim all night
long.
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What are you worried about, Chopstick?
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Wood floats.
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So, what are you saying?
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We're in a boat.
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Benson, wire.
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Are they hiding on a boat?
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Because the police won't look for us
here.
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And I need a quiet place to think.
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Perfect. She even bugs me in her sleep.
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The next morning.
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What time is it? I have 5 .15.
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Then your watch is broken.
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You should try calling the hotel again.
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I called 20 minutes ago. Still no
governor and no clique.
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Wait a minute. How did you call? I had
the guy pull over.
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Now, listen, I have an idea.
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Well, it better work. I'm tired and
hungry, and I haven't done any shopping.
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Rouse, listen, I think I've worked out a
plan how we can find out what happened
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to the governor.
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Yeah?
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A cab he took.
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We'll go to the cab company.
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Now, Chief, that's a good idea.
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Do you know you kept me awake all night?
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Snow. I do not snow. Get out of here. It
would have to be one of these.
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Thank you.
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Now, there are five different people on
this list with five different
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destinations. Which one do you think is
the governor?
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Well, I don't know.
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Well, now what are we going to do?
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Well, obviously we have to go to each
one of these five destinations and try
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figure it out.
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Come on, let's go.
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Okay, I'll...
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Are you sure this is the right place?
This is the first address on the list.
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Why would the governor come out here in
the middle of nowhere? We'll never find
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him. Don't get excited, Krauss. We'll
find him.
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Hong Kong's a small place.
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On the other hand, it may take a while.
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Oh, boy.
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Who are these characters?
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Oh, don't worry. They're just tourists.
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Tourists? From where?
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Casablanca? These guys haven't seen a
bathtub in years.
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Remain calm.
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My friend is somewhat unpredictable.
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Who are you?
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Our names aren't important. We're FIS
agents.
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What the hell is an FIS agent? Fashion
Industry Security.
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Counter -espionage.
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Industrial.
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Personal Protection Branch.
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So, what do you want from us? We know
where your friends are.
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Where? Well, we can't tell you that.
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Look, slimeball.
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You tell us where our friends are,
you'll be eating fried rice or a straw.
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Better tell your friend to talk. She
wants to go shopping and she gets very
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cross.
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Okay. All right.
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Ursula Van Dyne kidnapped your friend.
She thinks they're high fashion
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designers.
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What have you guys got to do with it?
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We work for the man Van Dyne thinks he
kidnapped.
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We need time to get him out of the
country. Your friends were the perfect
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diversion. Can we go now?
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Oh, yeah. Beat it.
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I guess I took care of that pretty good.
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You sure did.
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Except that we don't have a phone number
and address, and we have no idea where
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Clayton and the governor might be.
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Okay, so I'm not perfect.
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You're not even pleasant.
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What are we doing in the garment
district?
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Kraus, didn't you listen to those two
jerks up on the peak? This Van Dyne
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thinks Clayton is a clothing designer.
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Aren't. Aren't, since there's only two
listings for Ursula Van Dyne in the
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book, and one of them is in the garment
district. Yeah, what?
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I think the humidity here has warped
your brain.
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Put it in a push cart.
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Here.
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See? That's it.
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Ring the bell.
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May I help you?
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Yeah, we're here to see Miss Ursula Van
Dyne.
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Good afternoon.
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I'm Ursula Van Dyne.
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I'm Vincent de Buandas and my associate,
Gretchen Krause.
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I see.
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Well, what can I do for you?
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We want our friends back or we will tear
this place apart.
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What my associate means is that you have
apparently,
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by mistake, taken some dear friends of
ours prisoner.
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We'd be quite satisfied if we could get
them back.
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Come with me. Come.
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Please, make yourselves comfortable.
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You know, I've no idea what you're
talking about.
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Miss Van Dyne, there's no need to play
games.
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We know you haven't. Yeah.
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One of Sabolo's that snatched Clayton
dropped a collar pin with that dumb
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on it. That design?
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Well, that's simply our company's
trademark.
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Do you know what it means?
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Well, of course.
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It means fine quality clothing at low,
low prices.
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Well, if that's the way you want to play
it, then I suppose you won't mind if we
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look around.
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Be my guest.
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Come on, Cross.
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That way, please.
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Yes, Ursula.
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What are we going to find down here?
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Looks like trouble.
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Come on, come on!
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What are you doing?
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Let's get out.
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This is where the woman always trips and
falls down in the movies. I think
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that's so degrading to me.
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Let's discuss film politics some other
time.
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How about that?
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They actually fell for the old barrel
through the skylight trick. Things are
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looking up.
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Who am I kidding?
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Oh, Benson got away.
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He's sure to rescue us.
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How am I going to get Kraus, Clayton,
and the governor back from Ursula? She's
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not going to keep them at the factory.
She knows I know where that is.
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Well, I've got her home address from the
phone book.
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But she's got all those guys working for
her.
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If I could get a whole bunch of people
to come with me.
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I wonder if the Jackson 2 is coming to
Hong Kong.
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I'm a wanted man.
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If I could get the cops to chase me,
I'll just annoy a few of them and lead
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to Ursula's place.
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Uh, hey.
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I'm a wanted man.
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I'm a wanted man.
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That has a way of making you feel
unwanted.
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If they had thought, what if they shoot?
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Get that man out!
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I can't believe he lost him in the panic
there.
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I lost him in a pedicab.
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It's so good to see you. Where are the
police? I lost them. How are we going to
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get out of here?
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What is your plan, Benson?
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I don't know.
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What? You mean you went to all the
trouble to get in here and you have no
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of escape?
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We should be traveling with Indiana
Jones.
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How many men did she have? Virtually
dozens.
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Boy, you really botched up business,
Joe.
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You should have gone to the American
consulate.
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Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Hindsight.
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Governor, I'm going to go and scout.
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You think we should untie Clayton? Well,
let's not rush into anything.
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What?
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Oh, well, maybe he was kidding.
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Come and get me.
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Who
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are
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they? Dancers.
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What did you say to them? I told them
they were missing the audition for the
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-Chinese version of Chorus Line.
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What do we do now?
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Well, into the dragon suit, down the
steps and out the door is what I had in
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mind. Good plan.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shouldn't
we think this through before we start
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gallivanting around in a dragon suit?
Yeah, what are the alternatives?
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The alternatives?
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Torture? Captivity?
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An everlasting diet of sizzling fish
lips?
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Okay, Vincent, we'll miss you.
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Kraus, stop stepping on my heels.
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Dragon, your feet.
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Oh, get it? Dragon, your feet.
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That reminds me of a story.
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This is not the time for it.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry, Governor.
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Sorry, Clayton.
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Everybody's watching.
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Make this look good. All right, now keep
in mind, the traditional dragon dance
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is an ancient celebration of... Shut up
and boogie!
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They're shooting at us!
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Well, it's only five seconds.
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Don't you guys see the dragon break
dance?
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It hasn't been all that much fun this
time, sweetie.
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Ah, there you are.
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Yes, here I am. And I surrender.
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I think this proves that I did no harm
to Clayton or the governor.
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Well, we never thought you did.
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We were simply seeking your assistance.
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Krause?
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Okay, so I made a little mistake.
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Where's Van Dyne?
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I think there's your answer.
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You see, I told you.
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Hong Kong's the city of excitement and
intrigue. I wouldn't know. I didn't get
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to see much of it.
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Let's go home.
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