All language subtitles for benson_s01e07_snowbound

When did you feed them as puppies?

People?

Was the steak still on sale?

Yeah, and that's the last time I do you
a favor.

There are only five here. I asked you to
get me six.

Well, I had to give one to the dogs to
get from the car to the porch.

You gave a steak to the dogs?

Be happy there's still five.

I almost had to give them another one to
get from the porch to the door.

So, what did you give them?

Your cat.

and I've got some exciting news. Guess
what?

Taylor quit.

We're all going to my Uncle Murray's
Lodge up in the snow.

I'd like my State of the State speech
there and we can ski and play in the

and it would be wonderful for Katie.

Our Cap David.

Or in this case, Cap Murray.

What do you say, Bunsen? Have a real
good time.

Oh, no, you're coming too. We're all
going. Be a kind of working vacation.

Well, if I wanted a working vacation,
I'd be a lifeguard in Acapulco.

Oh, Besson, just think, you can go
skiing.

Not me.

I ain't strapping no sticks to my feet
to be jerked up a mountain on a wire.

So I can come down again at 60 miles an
hour with no brakes.

Best thing I can hope for is to hit a
soft tree and break a leg instead of a

neck.

Why don't you try it, Gretchen?

I have shushed all over to Al. I bet you
are.

Mr. Taylor? Yeah?

Isn't that great?

Those places are just swarming with ski
instructors.

And they're all gorgeous.

There's no such thing as a homely ski
instructor. They won't let them on the

mountain.

Oh, that seems so cruel. Well, they do
stop them at the chairlift.

All I know is this trip makes terrific
press. The governor skis. People love

that stuff.

No, Taylor, all I... water's a quiet
vacation. Every once in a while, I've

got to get away from the pressures of
this office.

But, sir, think what this could do for
your image.

No tailor, no press, nobody is to know
about this trip, not even the state

police. I just wish I looked better in
the cold.

My face gets all blotchy, my hair gets
all stringy, my nose runs and my lips

crack. I'm sorry, I'm going to miss all
that.

What's the matter?

Oh, I just remembered my aunt had... guy
is flying in from Dusseldorf. I

promised to pick her up. I can't go.

Well, what are we going to do? Marcy
can't cook and Taylor won't cook.

I can only make one thing, but who wants
peach melba three times a day?

Benson, could you reconsider?

Uh, I'm sorry, Governor, but I have to
go to a party at my favorite uncle's.

How was last night?

Same party. That's why he's my favorite
uncle.

Benson, please.

Okay, just a minute. Uh, Kraus?

Are you sure you're not going? Ja.

You're staying here?

Ja. So it'll be just the two of us, you
and me, here together, by ourselves, all

alone? Ja. I'll go pack.

I wonder if they're any survivors.

Well, at least it's quiet.

Just the sound of the wind whistling
through the walls.

Look at this dust.

I'm not feeling well.

Can I go outside and play?

Honey, you can do anything you want to.
This is your vacation.

It sure ain't mine.

Thank you, Daddy. You're welcome,
sweetheart. For what?

For taking me here. I love you.

Katie?

Try not to track any of this dirt out
onto that nice, clean snow.

That's a start of fire. My hands are
cold.

Sit on them.

I'm sick, Benson. I think I'm coming
down with pneumonia.

When you're sure, call me.

Uh, Governor, would you happen to know
where the toilet might be?

Uh, yes, I think there's one in the
bathroom.

That's basically what I meant. Oh,
where's that?

Oh, through this door and down the hall.
Thank you.

In case anyone's interested, I'm dying.

Fine, I'll only set four places for
dinner.

I have pneumonia. I'm getting frostbite.
My skin is dead. My glasses are frozen

to my nose.

Oh, I can't move.

Now I can't even move.

There's a bear in there. A what? A bear,
a bear. There's a bear in the bathroom.

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure it isn't a plumber.

Well,

that is no reason to panic.

Screaming is the worst thing that you
can do to a bear. They'll tear you to

pieces. I'm in a room the size of a
walnut with a bear, and he's telling me

to panic.

Who are you, Grizzly Adams?

The thing to do is let him know you're
his friend. Let him smell your hand.

Governor, I'm not interested in training
him.

They look a lot bigger at the Disney
movies.

You can't tell a raccoon from a bear.

It was an honest mistake. They both have
fur.

All right, let's get spruced up around
here and get things organized.

You and Katie can take that room, and
the three of us will take this bedroom.

It's my sinuses I can't breathe.

Sinuses and we're sharing the same room?

Terrific. It's going to be like sleeping
with a sealax.

I've got to go to bed.

Wake me when dinner's ready.

Taylor, start sweeping.

Why don't you just kill me, Benson?

Why don't you just kill me now?

Sweep first, then we'll talk.

Walk this way.

Don't talk to me!

Cross, what are you doing here?

I was sleeping until you brought it in.

I thought you had to meet your aunt.

Well, her plane was diverted because of
bad weather.

Well, how did you get here?

I took a bus to the village and walked
up the mountain.

You walked up the entire mountain?

I did it three times a day in Bavaria.

Piece of cougar.

to be 15 below last night. It was
freezing.

Freezing? That's freezing?

In Bavaria, that's nippy.

Miss Krause.

Look, Benson, it's Miss Krause. I see
her.

On the couch. I see her, I see her.

How'd you get here?

She walked.

What, am I a mute?

I walked.

When did you get here? Last night during
the storm. You were all asleep.

Isn't that great?

Now we're all asleep. all here together
like one big happy family.

Hey, everybody.

So, Krause, you're staying?

Of course.

Here? Yeah. With us?

Absolutely. Then I'm not needed.

You'll never were.

Last night I walked up the mountain
during the storm while you were

Miss Krause, how did you get here?

Do I have to go through this every time
someone comes into a room?

Miss Krause! Last night I walked!

Oh.

Well, you won't be needing my services
anymore. Krause, have a wonderful time.

All I can say is it's been tense.

to have snowed last night.

You think so?

Only thing I can figure.

You may be right.

Taylor, check the window.

Are we snowed in?

Well, it's hard to tell with all the
snow.

How are we going to get to the market?

How do we get to the car?

Taylor, get up.

Stand behind a tree and make mooses like
a snowbank.

Oh, God, this is fun.

Okay, that's it.

It's over. It's all over.

What are you mumbling about?

The fold is dead, Benson.

Dead, El Morto.

Zip. Zero zilch.

Katie, I have to discuss something with
your father. Would you mind leaving the

room for a moment?

All right, we're all adults, so we have
to assess the situation.

We're thrown in, right? Right.

We can't get out, and they can't get in,
right? Right.

We can't phone out, and they can't phone
in, right?

Right. So, as I see it, we're all gonna
die.

will be here soon because the state
police knows we're here.

No, they don't.

You didn't tell them?

No, you told me not to.

When did you start listening to me?

Well, we may be here a while, so let's
find out how much food we have and start

rationing it.

Well, this is it.

A bag of potato chips, two ding -dongs,
and my three diet sodas.

I think the four basic food groups are
well represented.

a tootsie roll. Katie.

Sorry. Why don't I tell you about candy?
Give it here.

I'll throw these right in the garbage.
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. I'll take

that. You'll ruin your teeth, Benson.

Well, I ain't got nothing to smile about
anyway.

Okay, now. For lunch, we each get two
potato chips. If you clean your plate,

you'll get a tootsie roll for dessert.

Grace and candy. You know what this
diet's gonna do to my skin.

I once saw this movie where a plane
crashed on a mountain.

And what the people do is they eat the
other people. And then we'll help in the

snow. Why don't we do that?

I think I'd rather have a couple of
potato chips.

No, right in the snow.

We will go outside and write help in the
snow.

We can't write in the snow. It's too
high. We're under it. The roof. We'll

it on the roof. One of us will climb up
the chimney and write it on the roof.

Me, me.

Not you.

The way you spell, we'll never get out
of here.

I guess it's me, then. I'm the thinnest.
No, no, you're too tall. There's a bend

in the chimney. We need someone shorter.
Taylor?

I'm not short.

Are you saying that I'm short?

Short enough.

I am not short, Benson. I am not
considered a short person.

Fine, you're Wilt Chamberlain. Get up
there.

I can't. I have claustrophobia. My blood
sugar level is falling.

I'll never make it.

Taylor?

I'll die up there, Benson.

Up there or down here, your choice.

Down here.

All right, I'll go.

Do you see anything?

Yeah, I see the last guy that tried to
get out this way.

C -I -Z -Z -A, 18 points.

Great. Six starving people and his word
is pizza.

Excuse me.

I don't quite know how to say this, but
one of the candy bars is missing.

What do you mean?

I mean someone stole one of the candy
bars.

Someone who couldn't share like everyone
else. Someone who was worried perhaps

about his blood sugar level.

I did nothing. take your candy bar.

That was not me. I swear it on my
mother's head.

Big deal. Your mother is dead.

Then if you didn't take it, what were
you doing hanging around the cupboard a

few minutes ago?

Standing. I was standing.

Can a person stand by the cupboard?

You weren't standing. You were stealing.

You were stealing a candy bar from
starving women and children.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Marcy.
Maybe you miscounted.

bars. Now there are two.

One is gone.

Oh, the Milky Way. Of course one is
gone. I put it out in the snow.

In the snow?

Oh, much better frozen.

Give her another half hour.

Happy?

Sorry, I get a little cranky when I miss
ten, twelve meals.

Here we are.

Strassenbrunnschampnacht.

That's a good word.

In Germany, that's a good word. In
English, that's cheating.

Look at this.

Look what I found. A box of raisin
flakes.

An old box of raisin flakes.

This must be about 15 years old. Let me
see. No. Come on, you have to know. You

should give her a chance. We should
share them equally.

You are stepping on them. You are
stepping on the flakes. She's stepping

flakes. Stop it. Stop it, all of you.
Look at you.

Grown -ups killing themselves.

over some stale food.

Look at that, would you? There were so
many more raisins in those days.

Quiet. What was that sound?

Maybe it's a grizzly bear coming to eat
us.

That's stupid. There are no grizzlies
here.

Oh, where are they? In Bermuda for the
winter?

Did you hear that?

Maybe they've come to rescue us. Oh,
take me first. I've got well.

Take me.

Oh, thank God.

We were stranded in our car. We saw the
chimney.

Someday for a drive.

My wife is pregnant.

I was hoping she was hoarding food.

When I heard a storm was coming, I
wanted to get in town just in case she

to labor.

We were almost up to the house when the
snow gave way and we dropped into your

tunnel. When do you do?

In two weeks.

Oh, good. Then there's time.

Not a lot.

I'm in labor now.

Oh, well, let's get her into the bedroom
so she can lie down.

Oh, you poor thing.

I know.

I want you to know, Marvin, I'm not
going to forget all this.

Ma?

I didn't know what to do.

Didn't know what to do? You were full of
ideas nine months ago.

You'll break your caps.

It's all my fault. This is all my fault.
You can say that again.

We're almost ready, so bring in the
water just as soon as it boils.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Oh, absolutely no. Don't worry about a

thing. Listen, I'm an old hand at this.
When I was a kid, I spent summers on my

uncle's farm. I used to deliver pigs all
the time.

Life is in any sense, but the principle
is the same.

Sir, we are talking about a baby here.

Everything will be fine, Benson. You
know how to do it, huh? More than

else here does. That's not saying a lot.
No, but I don't see that we have much

choice.

Benson. What is it, Taylor?

I am going for help.

Come on, Taylor. Not even smoking a bear
would be out on a night like this.

There are women and children here,
Benson. If I don't go, they will starve

death.

If I do go, there's a chance.

It's a slim chance, but a chance
nonetheless.

And I must take that chance.

So I'm going, Benson.

I'm going.

So don't try to stop me.

It's no use, Benson.

You couldn't stop me if you tried.

So don't try.

Benson, in case I don't make it back,
there's something I want you to know.

What's that, Taylor?

I never really liked you.

Come in. It's okay. I'm fine. I don't
want my baby here.

Where do you want it? Out here?

When I tell you to push, push.

Okay, you won't be needing my services
anymore. Thank you very much. Have a

day.

Just relax.

Take a slow, deep breath.

It's going to be easier than the pigs.

The pigs didn't push.

Oh, she's having a baby, Katie.

If she doesn't be quiet, she's going to
wake it up.

Are you sure the governor knows what
he's doing? If the governor says he can

it, he can do it. He said he could
balance a budget. Look at the mess he

This is terrible.

There's no food. How's the baby going to
eat?

From her mother. She's got milk.

I mean, I feel I should be with her.
She's very delicate.

She's stronger than you think, man. And
so is the baby.

I figure God sort of worked it out that
way because he had to keep us going

until somebody came up with the idea of
hospitals.

I don't think God's making them as
strong as they used to.

It's awfully quiet. Why is it so quiet?

Did something happen?

I think your wife...

She's fine.

And you have a son.

Congratulations. Are you sure?

I double checked.

A son?

I have a son.

Oh, God, thank you.

A son.

How is he? Is he okay? Does he have
everything? Five fingers and toes?

Ten. He's got ten.

Fine, ten. What difference does it make?
I love him anyway.

Thank you, Governor. Thank you.

Next time I'll vote for you. I promise.

Can I go in? Can I see them? Sure.

Do you think it'd be right if I saw the
baby?

Yeah, sure.

Come meet my son.

Well,

I'll be darned.

Yeah, me too.

I didn't think you could do it.

Yeah, me too.

done and you did it.

Feels good, doesn't it?

Like I said, there was a slim chance.

Are you all right?

I said that I would bring back help and
I did.

This was so cold.

There was absolutely no shelter from the
wind.

I was almost to the sleep of death. And
then, like a miracle, I saw him.

We found him sitting on the roof,
crying.

Well, I must say, it's good to be back.

Good? I've never seen anything so
beautiful in my entire life. Thank you.

Anybody want anything to eat?

No, I stuffed myself at the diner. Is
there any ice cream in the freezer?

Sorry, bad choice of words.

I'll go get you some fruit.

I don't think I have the strength to
chew.

Look, before I go home...

I just want to clear up any
misunderstandings that you all might

isn't necessary, Taylor. We understand
you two well already.

Now, we've all done things under stress
that we're not too proud of.

Yeah, but, you know, up there, under
those circumstances, you really fight

what you're made of.

That's why we didn't eat you for
breakfast.

Cranston is videotaped before a studio
audience.