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My name's Hammond Sersoff, and I'm
Australia's sweetheart.
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And we're in. Take this off.
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I think, yeah, yeah. I just want to say,
I really fucked my logy.
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I really never thought this would
happen. I really didn't. I mean, maybe I
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Firstly, I'd like to thank Mitchell
Sandberg from Year 7 who said,
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The only reason I'm here with you at
this party is because I heard you were
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easy.
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Come on. And I wanted to know what it
was like to finger a whale.
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Can you believe me?
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Correction. Was Australia's sweetheart.
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I mean, I couldn't even give away the
old... That's another word for vagina.
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Yeah,
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yeah. For free parking around the back
door.
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I know you like that. I've seen you do
that. Let's try this again.
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Let me take you back to where this whole
mess started.
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Tam and Sursa.
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To
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all
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you girls out there who truly, truly
inspire me, who inspire me more than I
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inspire... Oh, hi, guys. You're all
here. You don't have to pay big dickies.
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Big bickies with your tits.
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Stay true to yourself.
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I love you, I love you, I love you.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
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Oi, oi, oi. Christ, people, lighten up.
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Come on, guys.
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Lighten up.
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Let's put everyone's tits in the bundle.
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And why can't I remember what happened
to this guy?
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Oh, Mr. Richardson, he's... Always my
voice of reason.
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Hi, Mr. Richardson.
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I... Oh, yeah. I can't really understand
you. What... You want me to check my
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email?
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Okay. I'll check my email.
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Um... Okay. Oh, there it is.
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Dear client, there's no easy way to say
this, so I just want to be blunt. I've
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finally decided to be happy. Oh, nice.
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I've run up with all your money.
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I'm living on an island where you'll
never find me. Good luck to you. P .S.
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I'm really sorry.
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Have to run away, darling?
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Won't you be lonely on holiday by
yourself?
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I don't know, Mom.
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I just want to get out of town.
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My life is officially over.
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Oh, there, there, my precious darling.
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I don't know if everything's so bad as
all that.
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I mean, you looked beautiful last night.
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And your speech, well, it was honest
and... Heartfelt?
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I said finger to whale.
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How exactly did this happen there? I
don't know. Everything's fine.
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And then I got something stuck in my
throat and Tricia Pismore handed me a
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of water and... Vagina!
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Bang, bang, ticka, ticka, wow, wow!
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Because I think I've been with you.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
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That lollipop -headed, backstabbing
bitch!
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I knew she had it out for me, Mum. Well,
we'll take her to court. Or better yet,
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I know some people.
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Come on, Dad.
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Some very scary people.
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They're Greek, and they own the chicken
shop down the street.
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Actually... No.
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No, I just have to face back.
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I'm a laughingstock, Mom. I can't even
show my face in my own city, in my own
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country. Then move.
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Out of the city, out of the country, out
of the whole hemisphere.
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You remember John, your old manager? He
lives in L .A. He loves you.
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And you remember who he personally
discovered?
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Olivia Newton -John.
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That's right.
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Australian national treasure.
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Remember when you were little and I used
to sing you that song when you got
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scared to try something new? You
remember?
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No, no, don't remember.
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Sure, you remember.
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Don't think I remember that, no.
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I am woman.
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Hear me roar.
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A number too big to ignore. And I know
too much to get back and
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pretend.
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I think I'm really good. I think I can
stop singing. I think I feel really,
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really good. I've heard it all before.
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And I've been down there on the floor.
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No one's ever gonna bring me down again.
I think I got it.
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I'm invincible.
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Baby girl.
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