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Have I ever mentioned that Luther loves ranch dressing?

Crack of a day, huh?

Well, he does.

A lot.

Today we're shooting an actual TV commercial for the Leather Cabana. I

would have thought? Me and Luther on TV. Looks like our skating careers are

taking off just as we planned.

Hey, nice shirt.

Yeah, not a ranch again.

As pro skaters, Ruth and I go to the Leather Cabana for all our leather

business or casual.

Or if we would like to just wear some nice little dangly doodly doos.

Our motto is, if it don't squeak, it's we!

The Leather Cabana, where the 93 meets the Jack Bottom Expressway.

Give it to us again, guys.

If it don't squeak, it's weak.

And cheap.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. No, maybe. Don't

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

Let's just relax like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Because I'm a

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

Yeah, we'll always be scared first, but I enjoy doing a little acting on the

side. Really?

Yeah, I could be a serious actor. You know, move to Hollywood, get a super

acting name like Mike Dorr.

Mike Dorr, that is sweet.

It's spectacular.

No one will ever call you Mike Dorr because you know nothing about acting.

sir, are a charlatan. Yeah, well, you, sir, are a weenus.

Stir it up.

Have your little...

Party! But I'm the real actor.

You can see for yourself this Saturday night in the Gilroy Art Players

production of Time Traveler's Pride.

Cool. Can we all come check you out? Oh, yeah. Really?

No! Now that's what you call real acting.

Thanks,

Nicole.

Hey,

Bridget. 112 bucks. All Luth and I had were a dozen donut skins with ranch.

I thought you were paying for your whole posse.

Posse? Yeah, you know, the ones hanging out with you all the time.

Bro,

have you noticed since we got sponsored things a little different?

Oh, bro, I've been gaining a lot of weight. Okay, it's the ranch. It's going

straight to my butt.

No, not that.

They're always hanging around.

Bob! Hello, boys.

Turn it off!

If you don't know what a posse is, it's a group of guys that hang out with you

because you've hit the big time.

You gotta be extra cool, okay, to have a posse. I'm talking like ballplayers,

movie stars, rappers.

Can I get a sponsor?

Skater show!

Butter!

Wait. Hang on, Luke. We don't know that yet. Maybe they're just run -of -the

-mill skate fans.

We have to put him to the test.

All right, bro.

On three, we haul bunnage.

Three!

Oh,

it's still there.

Just go with me, Luth.

Jeez, I am so... I'm super thirsty.

I could really use a beverage. What about you, Luth?

Yeah, I could really use a refreshment.

We have a posse!

So,

for the next couple of weeks, all we did was hang out with our posse.

There's Teddy B, good skater, great sense of humor.

Dude's the life of the party.

And his dad owns a fruit stand, so he's always packing fruit.

Cluster grapes?

Uh, grapes.

Ew!

There's Polly Glover.

Glover's always been a grease monkey.

Now he's kind of like our board doctor.

He makes sure everything's polished and ready to go.

Everything.

And then there's Omar.

He doesn't talk much, and he's sort of become our bodyguard.

He takes his job very seriously.

Omar, no!

It's just the mailman, dude.

They got our backs and we got theirs. Man, they're my boys.

I'd give them the shirt off my back.

Hey, I'd give them the pants off my butt. You know what else I'd give them?

Luther, I think you've made your point.

My sweatband.

Anyway, they're rock solid and we can be doing any dumb old thing and it's still

fun.

Fuzzy Bear!

Fuzzy Bear!

Stir it up, Luke!

I'm on pins and needles.

I don't want you!

Clappy bunch of friends you got there.

Thanks. Those are my bros.

Honest, trustworthy.

Fuzzy Bear!

Really smart.

Excuse me, my lady. Are you at all concerned about our big dance finale?

I mean, I'm going to do fine, but I'm worried about those other clads.

Oh, don't worry. I'll just be at rehearsal at 4 .30. Okay.

Don't tell me you're part of that stupid play.

The Time Traveler's Bride?

Yeah. I'm in that stupid play. I wrote it.

And I'm directing it, too.

Did I say stupid? I meant stupid good.

Stupid good, see?

Not behind it.

Look at that bear.

Hello, Ollie.

Give me that bear. Oh, yeah, Omar.

Legal fuzzy bear removal.

What are you going to do, huh?

Well, if you continue to taunt me, I'll have to resort to my power scream.

by your goofy short shorts.

I'd like to see them try.

All right, everybody. In 48 hours, we're going to be in front of a live

audience, and we still haven't got the big dance number right.

Uh, has anyone seen Ozzy yet?

He's warming up.

I'm revving my glutes. I'm not just some toast you can flick on, click, and off.

Click. I'm an instrument that needs to be warmed up.

Ladies, let's take it from the top, okay?

So the guys have been great. We feel like we want to do something nice for

Yeah, so we came up with something special. Because you know when you roll

Z -Dog and Lucy Pants, there's some fringe benefits.

So are you going to tell them or can I?

Oh, it's all yours, bro. You got it. Yeah.

Guys, listen up.

Got a big announcement to make.

Because we think you guys are the best, Zeke and I thought it'd be fun to go

to... The Monster Truck Rally in Reno!

What? Reno?

Bro, I was supposed to do the big announcement.

Sorry, bro, I forgot. You can still do it.

Turn it off!

Omar, don't stir it up yet. Luke still has something to say.

We're, uh... We're gonna go to the big Monster Truck Rally in Reno!

We were already going with Zeke.

No, it's the same trip.

Thanks, bro.

Look, guys, we're going to go.

Hello?

Hello, my friend. Can you mosey on down to ramps?

I'm kind of busy right now, Ozzie.

I'm riding the cotton highway.

If anything happens to me, can you give my caterpillar his chewable vitamin?

You might have to flip it into his coffee.

You guys think that's funny?

Yeah, sort of.

What are you looking at me for? I didn't hang him up there.

Ozzie, who did this to you?

One of your barbarians.

Hey, Omar?

Milady. I'm in a great deal of pain, so I will be unable to perform in the Time

Traveler's Bride this weekend.

That's you, boys.

You bruised my booty.

Do the ambulance.

Wait, Ozzy, you can't put my play. I need you.

Wow.

That's a bummer.

You got a backup guy or something? No, no backup. I couldn't get any other boys

to audition, so Ozzy was playing all five husbands.

Thanks, Zeke. You and your posse have ruined my play.

Not now, Omar.

Look, bro, I swear, okay, I did not tell Omar to give an atomic hand splitter.

You know how he gets.

Look, I know Ozzy's a total nozzle jockey, but I kind of feel bad for the

Hello! Man with wags is still here!

Yeah, I feel bad for Ozzy, but I feel worse for her.

Why? She didn't get a wedgie.

Yeah, she did.

An emotional wedgie. We ruined her whole play. Hey, boss man.

You're a funny guy. Yes.

Hey,

Bridget.

So how many tickets have you sold to your play this weekend?

Like 15 or 16. Why?

Because you don't have to cancel. See, you told me that Ozzy was playing all

five parts, but... Well, we have five guys.

Those guys?

Really? Are you sure this is a good idea?

Uh, yeah. We're all out. Got a trip to Reno, remember?

The whole point is... Bridget, I know you haven't been a big fan of me or

but... We got your back on this one.

Okay.

Okay, the time traveler's ride is an epic musical journey through time with a

lot of dancing and music.

Stir it up.

Let's take it from the top.

Balancé, balancé, and sene, guys, sene.

Do you even know what this play's about?

I've read it like four times. I have no idea.

Guys, I'd hate to admit it, but I was wrong about you and your posse.

Yeah, they're solid guys.

Right, Luke? Yeah, the best.

Hey, do you think instead of being a shepherd, I could be the cool guy at the

burrow?

Luther, that's the janitor.

I know.

Hello?

Who's there, huh?

What are you two doing here?

It's 2 .30 in the morning.

Look, Commander.

Wow, this is so awkward.

We like being in your posse because you guys are cool and you do cool stuff.

But this place, it's just not cool.

It just doesn't stir anything up, bro.

We were really looking forward to seeing those monster trucks up in Reno.

Fat tires, gas fumes, mud.

So the guys think the play is stupid, and the more I think about it, I think

it's stupid, too.

But, you know, let's do the mature thing and blow her off and go to Reno.

I don't care how stupid it is. I told her that we'd do it.

But go ahead.

Have a good time, bro.

Come on!

Monster trucks in Reno?

Big tires?

Right? Mud?

You're missing out.

You know, bro, sometimes you make me mad, and I don't say anything.

But this time, this time, okay, I'm going to say something, all right? I'm

to let you have it, all right? I'm going to let you have it with both barrels.

Goodbye, Liz.

Bye.

They bailed. I knew it. This is great.

Really great.

All right, so what's the big deal? So we might embarrass ourselves in front of,

what, 15 or 16 people?

You said 15 or 16.

I leave the zeros off. People do that.

No, they don't.

You said your posse had your back.

Yeah, forget about them. I think they only have my back when they feel like

Okay, come on. I can do this.

All right.

Except your first thing is in the grass skirt.

I knew that.

Oh, there.

It's a bun halo. Dr. Ricardo said it was the worst wedgie he'd ever seen.

Thanks for coming out, man. Do you have any acting tips for me?

Are you kidding?

I'm here to watch it crash and burn.

Great.

But now I'm going to run on stage to be in a play I know nothing about.

The show had to go on, so I was going to give it 100%. Who knew? Maybe nobody

would notice.

I'm here to marry the princess.

And I challenge any man to stop me.

Well, gave it a shot.

The next hour I was racing around like a madman.

You may take your stinking treasure, for I have something greater.

Knowledge of her love.

And surprisingly, the audience was into it.

Way into it.

I may be ugly and hideous.

But I've got a hunch that we're going to make it. I love you, Douglas.

Huh.

Turns out, acting's pretty easy.

But even though it was going okay, I was still bummed that Luther and my posse

didn't have my back.

Look, if you want me to hit a 540 in front of a stadium full of people, I'm

good. But I am not a dance guy.

Okay.

We're on in 40 seconds.

Yep. In 40 seconds, that audience would see something they'd never forget.

Me looking like a jackknob.

Bro.

Bro, uh, what are you doing here?

I was halfway to Reno when I realized... What am I doing?

Okay, those guys may not have your back, but I do.

Now let me take the finale.

No way, bro. You won't know what you're doing up there.

Bro, give me this one.

So Luke did have my back after all.

He jumped in without missing a beat.

Yeah, sure, he had a rocky start, but... In the end, came through like a

champ. Because my bro can dance.

Luther proved that there was only one bro in the world I could really count

You guys were awesome, and you're totally starring in my spring musical.

Oh, yeah.

Now.

Hey, boss man, knocking it out in the big theater.

A riveting performance.

Sure it up.

Thanks, guys.

But we have an announcement to make.

Luth, why don't you take this one?

Okay, uh... We need you guys to move on.

What?

That's it? Just like that? Goodbye?

Yeah. We have gift baskets.

Come on.

Whew. An edible keepsake.

Sure it up.

We're good people. It's so bad.

So we set our posse free. We told them they were great guys and that they

shouldn't spend their time living in other people's shadows.

They actually took our advice.

Omar is now starting middle linebacker for the JV football team.

Yeah, and Teddy had a successful fruit standoff at the Jack Bottom Expressway.

And Pauly Glover got a job at a car wash.

Yep, it all worked out.

Luth even won a Gilly Award for his performance in The Time Traveler's

My door, baby!

My stage name.

You want this thing? No, I hate musicals.

The Leather Cabana, where the 93 meets the Jack Bottom Expressway.

Leather Cabana!

So come on

down to the Leather Cabana, where the freeway meets the bottom of the sack.

I'm done, man.

Just buy a map, people.