Original subtitles

Easy, boys!

Sutter's Nugget is the largest gold nugget in the world. Not your granny's

leftover meatloaf.

Right, Stan?

Who are you and why are you talking to me? I love your humor, Stan -man.

Volunteer, student security.

Doy, we're pretty much partners.

Oh, you totally nailed that backslide.

You mean?

Your crime was sick.

Authorized personnel only! Keep moving!

That's what we call respect, Stan.

They fear the sound.

Okay,

okay. I know we are all excited about Sutter's Nugget being here. I gotta tell

you, I'm bursting, people.

Bursting!

So, in that spirit, let's move on to the big projects we've been working on all

semester.

What are these fair semester projects you're doing? What?

You want some more fondue?

The lives of sponsored skaters are crazy busy. You got contests, demos, you name

it. The point is, we don't have time for history.

History's weak!

It's completely weak. And so we spaced on our project.

And while most kids would be panicking if they were in our shoes, we're used to

winging it. I'm the king of winging it.

First up, Luther Waffles.

Dude. Dude!

What's

up,

everyone? Luther Waffles, age 16, and, uh...

This is my report.

Oh, oh, cramp, cramp. Oh, cramp. Oh, no, it's worse. Oh, much worse.

Oh, I did have a great report, but it's too late. I'm dying.

Mr.

Waffles, go back to your seat.

Yeah, Dad.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. No, maybe. Don't

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

As if we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

In hopes that no one will ever hear us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

1945. Herman Sutter arrives in the town.

Hey, let's check out this dope river.

Chill, Bucky.

We ain't found a nugget yet.

So, Herman Sutter cinched up his big prospector pants.

Ain't got to work.

But suddenly, Herman heard a noise.

All right, Cornelius, that's enough.

Thank you.

And lastly, Zeke Falcone.

You know, I had a really long A -plus report I was going to give, but I'm not

going to do it.

Instead, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to ask the question that's on the mind

of every student in here, which is...

What's the deal with history?

I mean, honestly, it happened in the past. Let's move on already. Get over

Instead, I want to talk about the present. You know what's in the present?

Skateboarding. That's how I feel. That's how Luther feels. Right on, bro!

And Kojo, too. Me?

Zeke, that's enough.

They cannot fail all of us. So I say that we march out of here right now and

skateboard the parking lot for freedom!

Kitchen? What did I do? Mom finds out she's gonna snap.

Super snap.

All right, Luke, what's the score?

Well, you're up 630 games to 623.

The tension, believe it or not, is worse than history. It's freezing cold and

smells like dead science projects.

The only good thing is there's no teachers, so Luke and I kill our time by

playing sockball.

Break one.

Your worst nightmare.

That's who I am.

What's that?

I am the new vice principal, Novotna. Sent from downtown to straighten out

rotten school.

Uh, Vice Principal Novotna, Zeke and Luther are the real troublemakers here,

me. So if you could not tell moms about this, that'd be greatly appreciated.

You know what I'm saying.

She shredded my tasty fruit leather.

By the size of your disciplinary file, I'm guessing you don't care much about

school? You got that right. You think I'm vesting with you, fun boy?

I am not vesting with you.

Six months detention for everyone.

Dude, stop vesting with her.

Six months?

That's like two years.

However, there is one way for you to clean your slaves.

What do you mean?

As you well know, Sutter's Nugget is on display at our school for the next 48

hours. And they have put me in charge of protecting it.

Naturally, there would be many foolish persons who would want to steal it. But

not on my watch!

To make sure that my security is impenetrable, I want you, the

the sneakiest, the worst of the worst, to steal it.

Steal it? But that's stealing.

Relax.

It is only a test.

What's in it for us?

If you succeed, I will wipe clean your permanent record.

No more detention, ever.

That is, if you think you can handle it.

Okay, being asked to steal a giant gold nugget is totally nuts.

But if Vice Principal Novotna is going to give us a free pass on detention and

wipe our records clean, it's a no -brainer. We have to steal it. You've

file. That is a lot of wiping.

They getting locked down on the premises?

Copy that!

Just think, tomorrow, thousands!

Nay, millions of kids will be lined up to see the historic nugget. Kind of

you the willies, huh, Stan? The good willies.

Okay, we got security and Ozzie.

Two agents, one weenie. A rotating camera.

Motion detector.

Final laser test in three, two, one.

How are we going to get past those nasty lasers?

Let me worry about that.

The bigger problem is how we're going to break into that Luther Knight case.

We're going to need some serious tools. Luther, you're the equipment guy.

Really? Oh, okay. Can I use my ninja action belt?

That thing you got when you were like seven?

Exactly.

Pretty cool, huh?

Ninja death pliers.

Got your ninja mustard shooter.

Ninja goggles.

Ninja moisturizing lotion.

Your ninja rope.

And your ninja snacking hot dog.

Good fresh one for the big height.

Kojo, your job is going to be to distract the agents.

Kojo? Just hanging out with some friends, Mom.

What?

Why am I using my up -to -something naughty voice? I don't know.

Must be coming down with the cold or something.

Oh, oh, Flock of Falcons coming. Gotta go, bye.

Got her wrapped around my pinkie.

Helicopters fly by here all the time.

Horses! We're being attacked!

Relax. I'm sure horses gallop by here all the time.

Ice cream man, give me a break.

Actually, a mango bar would be a sweet treat.

I would have carried rocket pop.

Okay, Faith, one can wait. All right, let's bust them in.

Oh, no, no, no, the camera's coming right at us.

Good shooting, bro.

Thanks, man.

All right, let's get to work.

This is Lieutenant Kemp Hart. I did yourself at once.

Ow,

I forgot it was wild boar season.

Chocolate chip cookie dough.

The Dapper Junior.

Lower it down. Lower it down.

Come on, come on.

Oh, forget it. Forget it.

How did we do, boys?

You tell us.

Lady, dude, your security is a joke. We could have done that blindfolded. I want

to thank you for showing me that my security team stinks like fish.

They will catch my full wrath.

Hey, don't forget about our deal.

Of course.

Your detention days are over.

Anyone else smell unbaked chocolate chip cookies?

This isn't Sutter's nugget.

It's a delicious fake!

We've been breached!

Unimed! No, Unimed! Bros, I think we go to Don's to celebrate our successful

nugget hunt. Yeah!

I think we've found our nugget theme.

Easy,

fellas. It was all just a test, which you failed miserably. The nugget's not

really stolen.

Then where is it?

It's with the new Vice Principal Novotna.

There's no Vice Principal Novotna at this school. You don't know what you're

talking about, okay? Because you just threw away a disciplinary file.

Ooh.

Yeah, see?

Filled with Chinese menus?

No!

Rose?

We just got played.

Wow, wow. I mean, who does that kind of thing? Who walks into a school, says,

I'm the new vice principal, and gets us to steal a giant golden nugget?

No, really.

I mean, who does that?

Natalia Novotna. She also goes by the name of Daisy McFadden, Rita Conchita,

Cheap Thunder Thighs.

You've been conned by one of the best.

She's stolen everything from Priceless Picasso to Oprah's shoe.

There's no reason to bring our moms into this whole thing, right? You know, this

whole nugget -stealing business can just be between us.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, no!

People always shredding my fruity leather.

So, are we in trouble?

Huge. Don't leave town.

Oh, wait. Okay, we can all chip in and pay for the nugget ourselves, right? How

much is it worth?

$19 million.

You don't have it.

Oz,

you all right?

I know you guys don't care about history, but I do, and so do all of the

outside waiting in line to see the nugget.

Wait, it's midnight.

The kids are already lined up for tomorrow? Of course they are!

And you wrecked their chances to see a big stinking nugget.

You nugget wrecker.

Ozzie wasn't kidding.

Man, these kids really are nutty for that nugget.

We gotta get it back.

But how?

We don't know if Novotna or whoever she is is still in town.

Well, let's see if there's something on the net that can help us out.

It's our last hope.

So there's nugget fun facts.

Oh, I love fun facts.

Since it was found, there have been numerous attempts to steal the big

Oh, the big babushka. Yeah, that's what they call the nugget in Russia.

Wow, it's like they speak a whole other language.

The last person to try and steal the nugget was a Russian billionaire by the

name of Popovich.

Police recovered the nugget, but he got away by jumping off of a 200 -foot

bridge. Then he escaped on a dolphin.

What's that?

That's a cool story.

Wait.

Are we actually enjoying history right now?

I think so.

Well,

it's a total long shot, but here's the ad.

Curious individual looking to purchase high -end bling, possibly the big

babushka. For reals, I am not a bus waxer. Oh, that's good writing, bro.

It's bad!

Mom found out about detention and the nugget.

Take a picture of me real quick.

Why? She grounded me for life.

Now I have to text her my whereabouts every 15 minutes.

But, hold on. Told you I was at the library.

Guys, we're in business.

I just got a response from someone called Chief Dundaside 67.

She wants to meet tonight at midnight.

Yeah! Kojo's in!

What are we doing exactly?

You? Well, if it isn't my old friend.

You pulled off quite a job.

You've worn so bad yourself.

You obviously played the Ed.

Clever. Well, I just thought you may be having some trouble finding a buyer with

that kind of cash.

But for a cut of the action, I can deliver such a guy.

He's filthy rich, and he doesn't ask questions.

Interesting.

There he is now.

His name is Yuri Popovich.

He owns half of Moscow.

The good half.

Is this the lady with the big babushka?

Perhaps.

Pucci Magruder's uncle is a Hollywood makeup artist, and he put Luther in

disguise.

I think he did a pretty good job.

I don't think I'm going to fool anyone, bro. And this mask, it's all, it's

itchy. It's going to work.

I'm scratching.

I can't.

So. You're a gold connoisseur? Please, not such big words.

My English is... How do you say?

Stupid.

Bro, my face itches.

Is there a problem?

No, no, no. We're ready to make the deal. We have the 19 mil.

You have the nug? Yes.

Stop scratching.

I don't like what's happening here.

No.

Okay, weekly.

Fake money.

I can't take it anymore!

A professional Hollywood mask?

That's not fair!

Hey, Washington, get in the way! Ninja muscle -up!

Go get her!

Get this!

Now take her away!

In your face!

Hey, Oz.

Here's a little something for the kids.

Oh! Cider's nugget! It's back!

Yes!

It's back!

Well, we did it.

We recovered a piece of history.

As far as Nevada goes, well, we won't be seeing her for a long, long time.

Come on now, for the last time, get out of here.

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

Really not fooling anyone.

All right, okay, thank you. No fogging up the glass, mouth breather.

No flash photography!

Neck!

Show some respect for history.

Get a haircut, hippie!

Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. You could damage the nugget with these.