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12 miles, bro.

That was a monster ride. Take a breather.

I'm going to take a cool down lap.

Luke, you're on fire.

No, no, no. Your trucks are overheating.

Oh,

did Luke

do sorry excuse for a boy to have a boo -boo?

It's nice to be you.

It's a little melty, but it's fine.

You want to see fine.

Check out my new sweet home. Yeah, I just had it accessorized.

You put thins on your deck.

Oh, yeah.

And check these babies out.

Super fuzzy.

Skaters need a lot of gear. And not the ridiculous stuff that Kojo buys.

But equipment ain't cheap.

And once again, Luth and I were flat broke.

Fortunately, a man by the name of Brad Dunkelman is about to change all of

Gentlemen.

Brad?

Look, I'll point it.

I'll call the cops. No, Game Shack is hiring people. This is how we can get

money. Dream on, Fulios.

I'm getting that job.

Oh, yeah?

Don't tell me, dude, you won't believe what happened. No, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza and then relax like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's

only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza and hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Because

I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

Luth and I have never had real jobs. Name tags, uniforms, time cards. We have

had some lame side jobs before. Like Mr. Rondo paid us 60 bucks to scrape bat

poop off of his driveway.

I do wish he'd come pick it up.

But getting this job would be totally cool. We'd have money for the skate gear

we need. We'd get discounts on all the games. Plus, we have toilet access. And

we all know that Luth has to tinkle all the time.

The one thing I'm worried about, though, is this job interview thing.

Bro, problem solved.

Look what Poppy brought.

Job interviews for complete idiots.

It's awesome, Luke. Get that job you're after by following a few easy steps.

Step one, during the job interview, maintain eye contact with the

Nice to meet you, sir.

Getting this job would be awesome, Mr. Interviewer.

Step two, compliment the interviewer. You are one handsome dude.

What the ladies call eye candy.

Meow.

Step three, show off your special skills.

Bro, come on. Come on.

We totally got this.

Oh, yes, we do.

Suckers. You can't get anything with that stupid claw.

Even if you could, why'd you want to win a... Ugly?

Beaver?

The limited edition furry friend that would complete my collection?

Almost.

Try again.

Game over, Toots.

Now move it. Don't worry, sis. We'll play as long as it takes.

In Pacific Terrace, Game Shack is where it's at.

Brad's a bit of an oddball, but if we wanted that job, we were going to have

play his game.

And so, the interview process begins.

Who will be the chosen?

Cornelius Jonesworth.

Yep, I got this on lock.

You boys might want to get to ski -daddling.

Come on, boy.

Here's how I see it, Dunkleman. You'll double your business if you attract more

female ladies. And what attracts the females?

You're looking at it.

I like how you've organized the games by galaxy size.

Impressive.

Not everyone notices that. I also noticed you didn't put Final Kingdom

there's a sequel in the works which would render the kingdom not truly

Sounds like you're a player.

You could say that. In Final Kingdom, I'm known as Lord Epithet.

You are Lord Epithet?

Leader of the Gorlocks?

Son of Zethius?

And lover of Eugenia? The one and the same.

You stole my elven bride.

You're the mad vizier.

Leave my chamber!

I will leave your chamber! But you and your centaur better watch your back!

Next,

Zeke and Luther.

Don't let this obnoxious girl bother you, Tiffy. Take all the time you need.

Bathroom's in the back.

Ugly beaver, I'm coming after you.

Remember, Luther, eye contact, lots of compliments.

I'm looking for an applicant with impeccable qualifications in... Do you

problem with your eyes?

No. Why would you say that?

But on the subject of eyes, yours are the color of springtime.

Excuse me?

And your forearms are very nicely defined.

I always thought they were a little hairy.

Smooth.

My real girlfriend will be impressed.

Look, you seem like good guys, but I've seen a lot of promising candidates

today, and... I just don't... We really want the job. Well, that's a problem,

because I can only hire one guy.

Wait, Brad, I got it.

Luce and I can work as a team. That way you get two workers for the price of

one.

Gentlemen, by the power entrusted in me, you are now temporary sales associate.

Working at Game Shack was awesome. Not only did we have enough money to get new

gear and fix Luther's melted board, we had a little throwing around money left

over. Everybody, free donuts!

And steamed asparagus!

You think you have stuff because you got jobs now.

Well, I can give away free stuff, too.

Everybody, free salt!

Work!

And look there.

Almost there.

Dang it!

Almost?

Try again.

That was my last quarter, you dumb clown.

Please don't kick the machine, loser.

You got a pain house, too? The pain continues?

Sorry, Kojo.

The waiting list for that one is a mile long.

Well, could you sneak my name up to the top of the list, you know, for an old

pal?

Old pal?

Yeah, man! You guys are awesome.

Coolest guys I know.

We'll see what we can do. You don't have to kiss up, guys.

I'm not.

Never kiss up to awesome, cool people like you guys.

Oh.

What happened to you, boss?

I just finished a 72 -hour session of Final Kingdom.

My nasal passages dried up while I was destroying the entire troll nation of

Nif. I left one alive as a warning.

Wow, you must be tired.

Why don't you go home and get some sleep? We can cover the night shift.

I don't know, Brad.

It's us, Zeke and Luther.

Dynamic duo.

All right, but stay on your toes.

The night shift brings out all kinds of weirdos.

Here are the keys.

The lockup.

Hey, thanks, guys.

Hello, Luke. Looks like we're running the show.

I'm gonna stop some of the games. Watch the counter. No worries.

All right, Buster, don't move.

I don't want to hear a sound out of you. Got it?

Don't panic, but...

Right over there.

Keep quiet. Don't give me any trouble.

This is a nice store.

I like pretty much all of these games.

Just take them all.

Okay, Buster, sit.

Good boy.

Thanks, just take anything you want.

You sure?

Just take it.

Take it all.

Okay.

You guys are the best.

Hey.

Come on. No drooling on the floor.

I'm sorry.

I'm telling you, there was nothing we could do. This guy meant business.

I warned you guys about the night shift.

Good thing I have security cameras.

Get a good look at this maniac thief.

Wait, he had a dog?

You gave $600 worth of video game equipment to a basset hound? No, I'm

stuff like this happens all the time. Five times a day.

You are no longer temporary sales associates. You are now junior temporary

sales associates.

My name tag? I don't even know who I am anymore.

We were robbed by a dog, okay? If this gets around town... Don't worry about

It's over. Nobody ever has to know what happened, okay?

Dandy Dolphin, I already have you.

Necked up on our two of Gilroy's lamest people is the very location where these

two luckheads were robbed by a bastard hound.

Really?

Either buy a game or get out. Yeah, we're not a freak show!

Now I'll show you where these fools live!

You know, if we were held up by a real robber, nobody would... Wait a second.

That's it.

Luth, I know how we can fix this.

I love when you get your idea for me.

You want me to rob the store?

No, I want you to pretend to rob the store so we can catch you and look like

heroes. Want to get in trouble?

Heck no. We'll scare you out of there and you'll make a clean getaway. But

catch it all on camera. It's going to be great.

I don't know.

Look, you'll get to wear a mask, and you'll get back at Brad.

Deal. Okay, what kind of robber should I be?

What are you talking about?

You know, like an old -timey gangster type.

This is a stick -up. Give me the money, you see.

Or more of a silent cat burglar type.

Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

Or a supervillain with a hiccup.

I want big money.

No!

Whatever, I'll just be there at 5.

Can we make it 5 .15? It's my caterpillar's birthday.

Sure.

Yo, bros. Thanks for putting my name at the top of the list for Paint House

Kill.

I'm about to go get my paint on.

Hey, no problem, good buddy, but you shouldn't take off just yet. Yeah, stay

the robbery.

I mean, the grand theft robbery.

It comes out today.

Where's that weenie? I knew he was going to mess up our plan. Should he be here?

There he is.

Oh, no, everyone, stand back. We're about to be robbed by a very real and

dangerous robber.

Boy, you need your birthday cupcake more than he's got a robbery.

Ozzie, I need to borrow your freakishly long arm.

No, I can't. I have to... Yes, you can.

I need my ugly beaver.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Give me everything you got.

Move it!

I think not.

What? Are you nuts? This man's got a whacker.

What's going on here? I'm trying to slay some gorlocks.

Pipe down, dweebs.

that he ran into the two bravest guys in Gilroy.

And this is what we think of your... Toast!

Yeah, well, we eat toast for breakfast.

Sorry

I'm

late, but... Stick it up, you people!

Banana mash!

Ozzy?

That's Ozzy.

Scary dude!

Last guy that touched my pom -pom.

It's missing a finger.

Was

that

a real robber?

I don't think so.

I'll be painting now.

Up to that point, all we'd been thinking about was saving our reputation.

But all of a sudden, that didn't matter.

There was no way we were going to let that guy get away.

Come on, bro!

It's all yours, officer.

Nice job, associate.

I haven't seen anything that impressive since I destroyed the dragon beast of

Eltonot.

We'll take that as a compliment.

Working at Game Shack turned out to be a wild ride.

The weed whacker guy we caught was wanted for knocking off a bunch of

now we have a new rep around town.

And by popular request, here are the guys who brought down the sinister Wally

Wacker.

You guys can take pictures. I'm just a little shy.

Let me just call that.

Dude,

I'm going to go see if they have that possum zombie action figure in the claw

machine.

Ginger, what are you doing in there? It's a long story, but I'm finally going

get my ugly beaver.

They get me out of here, you ham lickers.

Booth, you know I always wanted an ugly beaver.

I'm on it, bro.

Don't you dare!