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It's finally here. The great Tony Hawk's half birthday.

This is bigger than Samuel H.

Skateboard's birthday.

I have to tell you what he invented.

Yeah, and since it's such a special occasion, we're throwing an all

Dude, she got a limp honker.

But we have to go all out, so we're getting a DJ, a case of mushroom pizzas,

we're even swindling Kirby Cheddar out of a snow cone machine.

Wow, you must eat like a hundred snow cones a day with this thing.

Oh, actually, I'm not allowed to eat snow cones. My mom just bought me the

machine to help me make friends.

Wow, that's banks.

It's okay. I've got chilled cauliflower.

It's nature's snow cone.

Okay, Curb, we'll just take it from here.

Have fun at your sleepover. I've heard they're a blast.

Wait,

hold on.

Luke, this may sound crazy, but I think we should invite Kirby.

What? Why?

We already have a snow cone maker.

Hey, Curb.

Want to come over and hang out with us tonight?

For real?

The only problem is that Kirby Cheddar comes with some serious baggage.

Kirby takes his chewable vitamins every hour on the hour. His bedtime is 7 .30 p

.m. Sharp.

And here is his ointment for his problem area.

His problem area?

But the most important thing is that he cannot miss his trombone recital

tomorrow. He has solo. Well, Mrs. Cheddar, we promise he's not going to

trombone recital. And Luce and I will take full responsibility for your son.

You so much as harm one hair on that boy's head tonight, and I will end you.

Noted.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy?

Someone should be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Well, dude, just calm down. Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

This is what life's like. Nothing ever happens. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Because I'm a

It's only Thursday.

What type of games do you want to play, Curve?

Well, there's Pin the Tail on the Possum, or Pigs in the Pen, or Hide and

That one's my favorite. Or we could also play... How about we play a game

called, uh, Kirby Corky?

Done and done.

Stop,

Junk Dude.

I know you boys are throwing another one of your Tony...

Chalk parties tonight, but you better keep it down.

I got to get up early tomorrow for my astronaut reunion.

I don't want to be tired and look like no dang fool.

Dang fool.

Almost done.

Luke, can you get me a screwdriver from the garage?

We lost their flathead. Governor, what are you doing here?

Just on my way to the orthodontist, big boy.

So, what time should I swing by your little soiree?

Uh, sorry, Lisa, it's for skaters only. Oh, come now.

All the gunk will be cleaned out of my braces by then, if you catch my drift.

Okay, I gotta go somewhere that's not here.

Uh, bye.

All right, fire this puppy up.

What do you want, toadstool?

Mom and Dad may be okay with a sleepover, but I'm not.

So I've got a proposition for you. You give me 20 bucks, and I'll make sure

there are no unfortunate accidents tonight.

Accidents? Like what? Like someone turning on the sprinklers at midnight,

Okay, why would that happen?

Because someone wasn't paid 20 bucks.

I'm confused.

Just pay up, pit sniffer.

No.

All I got is a dollar.

This will have to do.

I'm bidding on electric zapper online.

Why would you need an electric zapper?

You'll find out soon enough.

All

right,

Luke. What snow cone flavor do you want? We got sugar -free fig berry.

Plain.

Raisin. Kirby, snow cone flavor is the week.

Don't worry your little mom, sidekicks.

It's Kojo to the rescue.

Watch out.

Is that Nordic blue?

Pop picked it up in Finland.

Have a taste.

Tastes iceberg.

I don't know, guys. It doesn't seem safe. It expired ten years ago.

I won't... Curry cork it!

All right, guys.

So we have a toast.

Ready?

Happy half birthday, Tony Hawk.

I'm going to cut the cake.

eating those blue snow cones.

Possible side effects include dry mouth, erratic behavior, excessive

urination, short -term memory loss.

Is there any side effects?

Nice dress, Bradzilla.

I can take off this dress. You're stuck with that pro, bro.

Oh.

Oh, no!

It's even worse. It's Nordic blue and sticky.

It was weird.

We all forgot what happened last night.

And even worse, we forgot something else.

Where's Kirby?

Yeah, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.

Kirby!

Kirby!

Kirby!

Where the heck is he? This isn't good.

Hello? Where is Kirby?

Oh, hello, Mrs. Cheddar.

He's not picking up his phone. Kirby's not answering the phone? Where is my

Kirby? Oh, that's because he's not... He's right here. He's just sleeping.

Yeah, yeah, I know. If he's not ready for his recital, you'll end up... We've

got to find Kirby.

Bro, why is everyone giving you the hairy eyeball? I don't know.

Hey, crabby.

Great news last night.

Well, there's no sign of Kirby, so we might as well keep looking. Let me get

some crab.

See what I can get with this big load of cash.

Get a picture with me to kiss my money. Come on.

Whoa! Yo, there's a video on here from last night.

Hey, Kirby.

There you are.

Please tell me we didn't miss the jumps you wanted.

I have been looking all over for you boys since you woke me up in the middle

the night. And now I'm here to give you something.

The other astronauts

at the reunion are going to be blown away when they see that moon rock you

me.

Oh, the moon rock. Yeah, anytime.

Wash your head. Boy, you look like a dang fool.

I got a moon rock. All right, guys.

Obviously, we did some crazy stuff last night, and we lost Kirby Cheddar along

the way.

So, before we go any further, does anyone want to grab any other clues out

their magical pocket?

I got some... It's a receipt from...

Fleazy Steve Ponter.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's you boys.

Come back to sell me that sleep board, did you? What?

This baby's going in a museum someday. I would never sell it. Well, sir, that is

your prerogative.

Listen, Steve.

It's Fleazy Steve, thank you.

You just need to know what we did here last night.

Don't you remember?

You bought all sorts of stuff.

Afro wig.

That'd be me.

Fake moon rock.

Some too.

And a couple of rings for you and your lady friend.

A couple of rings for me and my lady friend.

Oh, please, please, please. Tell me it's not.

Pumpkin, you're back!

Pumpkin? Man, this is priceless.

Now, don't forget, Zeke. We had dinner with my parents tonight. They want to

the video of our promise ceremony.

Promise ceremony?

Guys, this is kind of personal. Just give us a second.

Fine. We'll be in the living room.

Look, Lisa, I don't remember what happened last night, but I don't like

that.

I think I'm not listening, but maybe the promise ceremony video will tell us

where Kirby Cheddar went.

Yeah. Make nice to your lady friend.

Lisa, I'm sorry.

Why don't we watch the promise ceremony video and relive the magic?

What do you say?

Sugar dumplings.

I can never stay mad at you.

There's Kirby getting down on his phone.

I guess that's it. We have to get to the bus station later, brother.

I don't want to be here when you get back.

Okay, I will.

He's not a dog.

Hey,

yo, here's his bone.

Where's Kirby?

Attention, please.

Bus is now boarding for Lodi, Livermore, Yuba City, and Dallas -Fort Worth.

Yo, he can be anywhere.

This station's a major hub.

Oh, hello, Mr. Cheddar.

Uh, yeah, Kirby's right here.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry,

Mrs. Cheddar. We're going to have Kirby at the recital in 20 minutes.

This

is

bad.

Kirby's lost, and it's our fault.

Man, Karen was such a good friend.

I remember that whole summer where Karen and I worked as lifeguards at Camp

Guadalupe.

What? That never happened. It never will.

Guys, drastic times call for drastic measures.

We gotta go. I have an idea.

Ginger, we need your help.

Name your price.

Give us some cash, bro.

Hey, uh, can I have a change for a dollar?

What the? Oh, no.

This'll do.

Forget the regular zapper. I'm springing for the Zatmaster 5000.

Come on.

All right. Everyone knows Kirby's mom is super overprotective.

That means she must have put a tracking device on his cell phone.

It should be in the database.

Check GPS coordinates and... Voila!

Curbs across the street at Jumpsuit Johnson's place.

Huh. Have fun with that.

Well, guess what? Joke's on you, Runcicle.

Jumpsuit's our new best friend.

Let's go.

Hey,

buddy. You didn't answer the front door, so we just let ourselves in. What's up,

J .J.? You boys got a lot of nerve showing up here.

But didn't we give you that moon rock? Moon rock, my keister.

I showed off your moon rock to my astronaut buddies.

So, my distinguished colleagues, I now present to you the most impressive

lunar specimen you have ever seen.

You can tell it's authenticity by the lunar nuggets here. And here are the

impact records.

Nothing but a little novelty store cookie jar.

I look like a dang fool.

Uh, well, we're really sorry about that jumpsuit, but we think that Kirby, he

might be over here. I don't know anything about that little meatball, but

I gotta go iron my jumpsuit.

And you better not be here when I get back.

One of these days.

Yo, let's face it, guys.

Kirby's lost forever.

We need to move on with our lives.

I'm going to go wash my head.

I don't understand.

Hey, Ginger said Kirby was here.

I'm not giving up.

Mrs. Cheddar's going to be rolling up the driveway any second.

I'm trying Kirby again.

Oh! There it is.

See, Kirby must have been thinking some snickerdoodles.

Like 50 texts with Mom in here.

We don't have time to read them all. Just read the last one.

Gotta go.

Game time.

Game time.

Game time. Luke, I know exactly where he is.

What are we doing, bro?

All Kirby wanted to do last night was play games, right?

But what was his favorite game?

and die.

Misty, you little meatball.

We gotta... Here

he is, Mr. Cheddar.

He's all ready for his recital.

Where is his trombone, you bozos?

Last time I had it, we were at the bus station.

The bus station?

We were playing keep away from Kirby.

It's an imagination game, Mr. Cheddar.

And we just went to get the trombone.

Polished, right?

So it looks good for the recital, so we'll meet you there.

Don't mess with me.

Be there.

Where are we going to find a trombone?

I'll be right back.

Please, Steve.

What do you want for the trombone?

Oh, you know exactly what I want.

That mighty sweet bowl of yours.

All right, all right.

This board is my baby. It's my soulmate.

Don't let anything happen to it.

I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. I'll be back for you in a couple days. I

You better not ride it. Sleazy Steve makes no guarantee.

It was a wild night, but in the end, Kirby taught Luce and I a little

about responsibility.

It may have cost me my favorite board, but it was worth it to know our little

buddy was okay.

Well,

as okay as Kirby Cheddar can be.

Now this is a zapper!

You know, that was a good thing you did for Kirby.

Well, it was the least I could do.

I'll tell you one thing.

I won't be having any Nordic blue snow cones anytime soon.

Me neither.

Right after this one.

Beat him any much?

I just want to try out some new equipment I bought.

What new equipment?