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It's been pretty wild around here lately.

Everyone's been gearing up for the biggest event of the year.

Daily team street contest.

Yeah, so we've been skating around the clock, busting our hineys. I'm serious.

Since it's a team contest, you have to have the right teammate.

If you don't, you're in deep yogurt.

That reminds me, bro.

Happy birthday.

But my birthday's not for another eight months.

Oh, I know. Just want to get an early jump, you know, spread the joy.

You, my friend, deserve it.

Okay, thanks.

By the way, have you thought of anyone you want to team up with for the street

contest?

Yeah, I do have a guy in mind.

You do?

Tall, redhead, really scrappy skater.

I hate this guy.

I'm talking about you, Lugnut.

Thanks, bro.

I'm really excited to see what you got me.

Why don't you just wait until your birthday?

It was empty, wasn't it? Yeah.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

We'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down.

It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

It'll say no one overheard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

99.

100.

The contest is only a couple days away.

Lucy and I are at the top of our game.

Still one little thing rattling me.

Something strange that went down with Kojo.

Listen up, chump.

I'm gonna make you the offer of a lifetime.

Join up with me for the Danley Street Contest at...

Don't have to hug me. Simple yes will do.

You and me.

We don't like each other.

Remember? Why would I be your partner? Because I'm clearly the best skater

around. And you might be second.

Distance second.

So it doesn't make sense we team up. Yeah.

Well, thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick with my best bud, Luke.

It's not about best friends, loser.

It's about winning.

Hey, but whatever.

I got plenty of friends.

Friends that can skate circles around you guys.

Prepare to get crushed like this donut.

These are my dating pants.

Kojo asking me to be his partner? What's he thinking?

I have loot. He's reliable, he's steady, plus he always has his feet on the

ground.

When it comes to competing, I look for any edge I can get.

So I decided to unveil Chrome My Wallet and spring for a real professional

sighting.

Ice cream sold and future sold.

Swami Steve got what you need.

Are, uh, you a real psychic?

Sure am. In fact, I knew you were gonna say that.

Wow, you're good.

Step into my party.

So, uh, could you tell me anything, though, to help us win the skate

competition? Like, uh, should I start with a 360 aerial?

Or what about the weather? You think it'll be chilly? We talking like a long

-sleeved dilly?

All fine questions.

Let us now consult the cards of truth.

The cards sure are telling today.

What are they telling? What are they telling me? Is it bad? Because I can't

that. The information you seek is here.

Beware of the banana.

Say what?

Beware of the banana.

What? What does that even mean? Kid, don't holler at me. The dang cards of

have spoken.

You're not even a real fortune teller. And your van smells like feet.

I'm out of here.

Excuse me, sir. I have two fruit pudges and a rainbow bomb.

Kinky Delgado, a pro skater.

The dude won the Junior Nationals two years in a row. The guy's a monster.

What was he doing at our ramp?

That's my work, Kinky.

I'm a big, total fan.

I saw you in Tucson when you annihilated Grecci.

Could I get an autograph?

Sure, bro. No problem.

Well, it's gonna be 20 bucks.

I don't do anything for free.

We're the banana.

He's gone.

You saw that banana, right?

So,

Cheeky, what brings you to Gilroy?

Mom says child time is at seven sharp.

Thanks, because I wouldn't miss your mac and cheese for the world, bro.

Wait, so Tiki Delgado is your partner? You had your chance, fool.

Me and T -Del go way back.

Way back. And now we gonna destroy you.

So, spanks to be you, bro, because I feel a Tiki attack coming your way. Go,

Tiki! Go, Tiki!

Look,

I went to see the psychic and he kept telling me, but where the...

Of course, I thought he was a little weird.

Until I thought.

It was a man.

It was a banana.

It was a banana.

St. Luke, just calm down. I'm sure it was your imagination.

Besides, we've got bigger problems.

Holy fuck, is that tiki -do? Yes, it is.

Which means if we're going to win this thing, we're going to have to beat a

Grover, like Kojo, get to be friends with a pro skater. I know. It's weird

thoughts, man. I didn't even think Kojo had any friends.

I know.

Do you remember his crazy birthday party at Don's?

I'll be back, bro.

Gotta mingle. You're looking good.

Okay, okay.

So glad to see you, bro. Thanks for coming.

Thanks for coming.

The point is, if we're going to beat Kojo and Tiki, we have to bring our

to the next level. Yeah, because we're going to shred them like cheese on

pancakes. That sounds pretty tasty.

And, uh, maybe you could tell Deacon Luther that I saved a life once.

They'll buy it. They, uh, think I'm a hero. We'll see.

I'm not doing any more of those stupid watch -out things anymore. Oh, but

my signature.

Fine. But from here on out, every watch -out thing I do, it's gonna cost you ten

bucks. Each.

But I'm tapped, bro. Hey, it's your choice. You can either pay up, Or we can

call this whole best friend thing off.

No way.

Kojo is paying Tiki to be his friend.

I wonder how much he pays that lady to be his mom.

Welcome, everyone, to day one of the Dancing Skateboards Team Street

Competition. We'll be featuring all the skaters from right here in North Gilroy

and a few special guests.

Doesn't matter that Kojo and Tiki aren't friends. They're still out to beat us.

We have a two -day contest ahead. We have to stay focused. Oh, absolutely.

Can I have ten of these, do you mind?

Helps me focus.

Late registration is still available for teams to enter at the registration

booth. Hey, Tiki, remember that time I saved you from that burning building?

Oh, yeah.

Thanks. You're a real hero.

No problem.

Anything for my...

Best bro.

Hey, Gojo.

Luce and I want to see that cool watch out thing you do.

Oh, no, no.

Yeah, I've seen that like a million times. Hey, no, no, no. But I like when

do it with Tiki. It's real best friend -y.

One, two, three.

Watch out.

Again.

Watch out. Again.

Watch out.

Gaming celebrity Tiki Delgado has brought a day game today.

see what the judges give him.

9 .75 for Tiki Delgado.

Good run.

I swear it was over there.

Get it together.

Focus on what's real here. Tiki, he's kicking our butts.

All right, we have a local skate team up next.

Zeke and Luther.

Just give it up. Just give it up.

Okay, we have a chance to win this contest. It's a huge deal for us.

Okay, get together.

Zeke.

We have all day tomorrow. We just really got to bring it. Okay? It's fine. It's

fine. Hey, yo, buddy.

Came off that frontside flip a little weird, but felt good. Really? Yeah.

Because that's how you do like a thousand things wrong.

Step up your game, bro.

So.

Where's Tiki?

Oh, chilling with a female lady out to his way.

Best night ever. Come on, dude. I know that Tiki's not your real friend.

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.

We bet.

Okay.

He's a rental.

He may be a great skater, but he's a grade -A chalk sucker.

And his hotel bill is killing me.

Normally, I would enjoy watching my enemy cry like a baby.

But nobody deserves to be treated like that. Not even Kojo.

Taking a

guy's

bed is a Zeke and Luther class.

And the funnest part is, where does the bed end up?

I know it was YouTube punk.

So I hope you're prepared for payback.

Phil, totally unprepared for payback.

Don't worry about that guy, Luke.

It's not that McGlare's been put down.

Next up is nationally ranked celebrity skater Tiki Delgado.

And unfortunately, amazing skating moves.

Yo, I appreciate what you guys did for me, but gotta bring it today.

Next up is nationally ranked celebrity skater Tiki Delgado. And here we go.

He's sweating on a day two.

He's putting on a show. No doubt about it. All right, bro.

You're up next. You got to nail this. Oh, yeah.

Don't even worry.

I'm loosey -goosey.

Now going into the final round.

Team Zeke and Luther continue to trail Team Tiki and Kojo.

Next up, Luther waffles to the starting line.

Big air!

Nice! Luther's off to a solid run.

Oh, he lost the handle on that one.

And another miss. That's going to cost him.

Chasing him back. He nails it!

Now let's see what the judges have for us. What happened out there? It wasn't

me, okay? It was...

say that the imaginary banana messed up your run. Look, I swear I wasn't right.

Fine.

Fine, okay? If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom.

I need to spread the dirt.

What do you want?

The one that ruined my run, you rotten banana?

Okay, you got me.

Why, man?

Why? I thought if I made your fortune come true, you'd tell all your friends

I'd get more business.

Wait, so you rented this costume and followed me around for three days just

make my fortune come true?

That's genius.

I knew you were going to say that. You're good.

Let's tell all my friends about you.

You weren't kidding about the banana guy.

Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. It's cool, bro.

Well, I got some other bad news.

Your score, not so good.

We're toast.

Not if I can get a perfect ten.

A perfect ten?

Our last skater of the competition, Steve.

If he wants to defeat Team Tiki and Kojo, he's going to have to escape.

That's right.

Absolutely perfect.

Second call for Z.

Come on, Z. Let's go. They're calling your name.

Somebody has glued my glutes to the seat. This is the third and final call

Z.

Okay.

Stop.

Stop. It's not going to work.

What are we going to do?

You know, pranks are one thing, but Kiki broke the skater's code.

You never mess with a guy's run. You just don't. And I wasn't about to

so I only had one choice.

After all, it was a freestyle contest.

Well, go get him, bro.

Wow, really?

Zeke is wearing cotton candy underpants?

Okay, well, this looks to be a skater.

But he's really got...

You know, cool guy, just like me.

Clean smelling.