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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,649 --> 00:00:44,070 What is your name? 2 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:45,430 Gail Tempest. 3 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:46,550 What is your occupation? 4 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:48,330 I'm a dancer. 5 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:51,730 On the night of February the 13th, were you working at the Black Bottom Cafe 6 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:52,850 when this murder was committed? 7 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:55,110 Yes, but I didn't do it. 8 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:57,730 Then who killed Kirk Robin? 9 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:59,110 I don't know. 10 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,650 Didn't you kill Kirk Robin? I object, Your Honor. 11 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,750 And ask that the last question be stricken from the records. 12 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:09,480 It is merely an attempt to influence this intelligent, broad -minded, and 13 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,560 intellectual jury. 14 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,880 Objection sustained. 15 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,080 Thank you, Your Honor. 16 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,120 That is all. 17 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:26,740 Quiet, 18 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,240 Polly. 19 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,950 If it please the court, Your Honor... At this time, I would like to introduce my 20 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:37,290 three main witnesses, Howard, Fine, and Howard. 21 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:48,750 They were here a minute ago. 22 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:50,470 Will you pardon me, Your Honor? 23 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:51,910 I'll be right back. 24 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:16,340 idea of spoiling the game. I was for onesies. Well, here's twosies. He was 25 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:19,140 onesies? You get him to... Here's fivesies. 26 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,720 Gentlemen, 27 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,200 gentlemen. 28 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,160 Don't you realize Miss Gail Tepper's life is at stake? 29 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,660 gentlemen please try to be a little more quiet in the court? 30 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,060 Certainly, Judge. The gate is locked. 31 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,160 Will you please step forward? 32 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,560 No, no, no. Prepare yourself for the witness box. 33 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,800 Take off your hat. 34 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,080 Now raise your right hand. 35 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:22,140 Now place your left hand here. 36 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:23,840 Take off your hat. 37 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,640 Raise your right hand. 38 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,600 Now put your left hand here. 39 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,280 Please take off your hat. 40 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,920 Raise your right hand. 41 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,420 Now put your left hand here. 42 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,280 Will you please take off your hat? 43 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,200 Raise your right hand. 44 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,420 Now put your left hand here. 45 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,100 Take off your hat. 46 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,340 Raise your right hand. 47 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,860 Will you get rid of that hat? 48 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,110 Raise your right hand. 49 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,270 Raise your right hand. 50 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,370 Do you solemnly swear to tell truth, all truth, and nothing but the truth? 51 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:06,970 Huh? 52 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:10,070 Do you solemnly swear to tell truth, all truth, and nothing but the truth? 53 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,850 Are you trying to give me the double talk? 54 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:16,050 Do you solemnly swear to tell truth, all truth, and nothing but the truth? 55 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,850 Why don't you answer him? 56 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:21,310 He's talking pig Latin. I don't know what he's saying. 57 00:04:21,589 --> 00:04:25,710 He's asking you if you swear to... No, but I know all the words. 58 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,780 He's asking you if you'll swear to tell the truth. 59 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,500 Truth is stranger than fiction, Judge Woody. 60 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,580 Kindly address this court as your honor and take the oath. 61 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:42,180 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth or to tell the truth? 62 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,420 Certainly. What have I got to lose? 63 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,740 Take the stand. 64 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Where do I put it? 65 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,860 No, no. Take the stand. 66 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,260 I got it. Now what do I do with it? 67 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,880 Did you at that time see the defendant, Miss Gail Tempest, in any way, shape, or 68 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,720 form, commit or try to commit bodily harm to the deceased Kirk Robin? I 69 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:41,399 Your Honor. 70 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,800 Counsel is trying to lead the witness. 71 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,480 Objection sustained. 72 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:52,620 Mr. Howard, did you see Miss Gail Tempest in physical fight with Kirk 73 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:56,200 it pleases the court, may I suggest that counsel be instructed to allow the 74 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,960 witness to testify to what he saw? 75 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,290 I say, Jasper, uh... What comes after 75? 76 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:03,110 76. That's the spirit. 77 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:07,790 Request granted. 78 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:09,690 Proceed with the testimony. 79 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,990 Mr. Howard, kindly tell the court what you know about the murder of Kirk Robin. 80 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,830 Well, it was like this, Mr. Court. 81 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:17,910 Address the judge as your honor. 82 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:21,870 Well, it was like this, my honor. Your honor, not my honor. 83 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:23,670 Why? Don't you like him? 84 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:28,330 Allow the witness to proceed. The court understands him. 85 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:29,690 Thanks, Corder. You're a pal. 86 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:36,390 We were tearing up some hot swing music in the orchestra. 87 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:38,730 Gail over there was swinging her fans. 88 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:43,110 Her sweetie, Kirk Robin, was inhaling a bottle of hooch at a table. 89 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:47,150 And a hoofer by the name of Buck Wing was getting ready to shake his tootsies. 90 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:50,930 Kindly speak English and drop the vernacular. 91 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:54,290 Vernacular? That's a doyby. 92 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,070 Drop the vernacular. 93 00:06:57,690 --> 00:07:00,630 No, no, not that. Talk so the jury can understand. 94 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:02,550 Is everybody dumb? 95 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:06,990 Say, Judgey, if you let me, my partner, and Gailey kind of act it out for you, 96 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:08,870 we'll show you just what happened. 97 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:11,250 If counsel doesn't object, that's an excellent idea. 98 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:12,790 No objections. No objections. 99 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:14,110 No objections. 100 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,360 Bye, kids. 101 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:07,260 Tarantula, shut five holes in the divot. Get out of here. Come on. 102 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:13,020 I'll sue you for this. 103 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,980 Oh, superstitious, eh? Oh, vice I kid. 104 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,080 Gentlemen, you must control your killing instincts. 105 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,380 Proceed with the testimony, please. 106 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,900 Proceed. 107 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,420 to the entertainment and continue. 108 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:17,980 Now, Gailey's dance was over. 109 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,660 I stuck my head in the office door and I saw Kirk Robin and Buckwing arguing 110 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,040 over by the parrot cage. 111 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:27,460 What were they arguing about? I don't know, but Buckwing was sizzling like a 112 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,120 hamburger. He grabs Kirk by the neck like that, see, and drags him over to 113 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 letterpress, see? 114 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,500 Then he smacks him on the head like that. 115 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,920 Then he pokes his coconut into the letterpress, see, like that. 116 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,640 Then he says, I'll squeeze the cider out of your Adam's apple. 117 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,280 Then he gives him the works like this. 118 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,320 It only goes to prove that my client is innocent. 119 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,800 Innocent? Exactly, and I'll prove it. 120 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:29,380 Ladies and gentlemen, the action of this pistol is so hard, it would take the 121 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,300 strength of a mule to pull the trigger. 122 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,960 Try it. I'm no mule. 123 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,880 No, your ears are too short. 124 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:37,920 So I'm a mule. 125 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,460 Pull the trigger. 126 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,940 Never fear, it's not loaded. 127 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:59,830 How could Gale Tempest's frail little finger pull the rusty trigger of that 128 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:00,830 instrument of destruction? 129 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,390 See, there was nothing in it. 130 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:12,630 Broad Lane, 9972. 131 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:40,839 So is you. 132 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,840 What are you butting in for? 133 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,180 You're supposed to be a good one, ain't you? Well, ain't I? 134 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,700 Now, what are you disturbing the court for? 135 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,339 Hold still. 136 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,340 I'll get it. 137 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020 Come on, Polly, Polly, Polly. 138 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080 Come on. 9943