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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,300 What are you waking me up for? Something hit me in the head. Is there a bullet 2 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,199 hole there? 3 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,620 No bullets going through that skull. 4 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,520 Hey, what's he... Miss Skeeter, I can't sleep. 5 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,080 Lay down or I'll put you to sleep. Come on. 6 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,280 What's the matter? You're nuts? 7 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,200 I saw it again. I'll warn you. I'll tell you. 8 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,520 I'll warn you. 9 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:34,070 Write down, you guys. You're spoiling the whole war for me. 10 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:35,650 What of it? 11 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,270 Nothing. I was just saying. 12 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,930 Then go back to sleep and keep quiet. 13 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,310 That's great news, Major. 14 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:48,050 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 15 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,120 Yeah, well, it's too late now. The war is over. They're calling it off. 16 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,520 Viva la France! 17 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,540 Bonsoir, monsieur. 18 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:46,660 Bonsoir, monsieur. 19 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:47,840 Bonsoir. 20 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:35,700 And this. And this. And this. 21 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,980 Thanking me for beating you up? Sure. 22 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,000 They decorated this. They thought we were wounded in action. Look. 23 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,980 Say, this discharge means we're through, don't it? 24 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,800 Yeah. And we don't have to take any more orders from you? 25 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,740 That's right. So what? 26 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,800 That's all we wanted to know. 27 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,360 No hard feelings, is there, Sarge? 28 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:14,890 Saji, break up. 29 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:42,110 Some people have all the luck. Boy, can I tear that chicken to smithereens. 30 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:18,290 Watch your mouth, fella. Oh, you thought you'd get away, huh? 31 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:22,510 Oh, a face slapper, eh? I ought to have you all arrested. 32 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,070 For two cents, I'll punch you right in the face. 33 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:27,870 Well, here's the two cents. 34 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,510 Well, I raised my price. 35 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:32,510 Oh, listen, mister. We don't mean any harm. We're hungry. 36 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:34,430 Do you know where we can get a job? 37 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:40,610 Why, you've got your... I'm sorry I lost my temper. 38 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,730 Go in the building, boys. Up to room 310 and ask for... 39 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,060 Just say you want to sign up. 40 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:51,000 Oh, you're a regular fellow after all. Yeah. And if you want to, you can smack 41 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 me again. 42 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,000 Oh! By golly, he did it. 43 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,420 See you tomorrow, Captain. So long. So long. 44 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,740 Is this room 310? Sure, come right in. 45 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,740 The man downstairs said you can use some men. 46 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,580 You want to sign up? Certainly. What do you think we're here for? 47 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,360 Sign right here. 48 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,800 It's a pleasure. Oh, a job at last. 49 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,860 What are you going to do with all the money? 50 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,140 Hey, I think there's something screwy going on around here. 51 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,060 Every time you think you're weak in the nation. 52 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,320 Sign. 53 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,200 Go on, sign. I'll crack your head open. Go on, go on. 54 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,620 Take these over to Port Stinger. 55 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,900 You mean those papers we signed were to join the army? Of course. You're in the 56 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,719 army now. 57 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,439 Oh, no. 58 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,440 Wait, quick. 59 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:03,880 As I 60 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,480 live, I'm seeing things. 61 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,040 Three of them. 62 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:10,900 Boys, you remember Sergeant McGillicuddy? Yeah, his mother and my 63 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900 both mothers. 64 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,560 Now they helped us win the war. 65 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,880 Sergeant. 66 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,560 Take these men over to Fort Stinger. 67 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,140 They're in your charge. 68 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:20,340 With pleasure. 69 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,000 You wanted a job, huh? Yeah. What's the matter with you? 70 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,300 You, boxcars wasn't good enough for you, was it? I don't know. I'm a stowaway. 71 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,340 Well, stow this away. Leave him alone, will you? I'll leave him alone. We'll 72 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:34,120 there. Break it up! Break it up! Come on, boys. 73 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,860 I kind of forgot myself a minute ago. 74 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:47,530 Medical exam? Okay. 75 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:48,770 Thank you, sir. 76 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,670 Here we are, bosom friends again. 77 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:56,930 Gee, 78 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,150 Sarge, you're a pal. 79 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:02,530 Sit down. 80 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:09,650 Oh, now listen, Sarge. You're going to let bygones be bygones, ain't you? 81 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:10,930 Sure, sure. 82 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,530 Get over with that trough. 83 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:14,330 What are you going to do? 84 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,080 Detonation? If I got it, can I get cured? 85 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:23,340 Yeah. It's a test to see if your eardrums will stand the shooting of the 86 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:24,340 guns. 87 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,580 That's a new one on me. 88 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,940 Yeah, I just thought of it. 89 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,600 Now, when I say go, duck your heads under that water and hold it. 90 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,100 For how long? 91 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,820 I'll tell you when to come up. 92 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600 Keep going. 93 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,130 Where were you born? 94 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,510 What? 95 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:23,910 Where were you born? 96 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,410 I don't know what he's saying. 97 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:26,990 Where were you born? 98 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,650 He says your pants are torn. 99 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:57,010 soldiers for the Coast Artillery wouldn't know a shell from a boat. 100 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,250 What? 101 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,710 He says you smell like a goat. 102 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,130 Oh, yeah? 103 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:03,830 Thanks. The same to you. 104 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:06,850 Remember your place. 105 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:10,630 What's wrong with you men? 106 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150 We're hungry. 107 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,450 We ain't even a week. 108 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:14,810 Oh, that's it. 109 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,390 Sergeant, get these men some food. 110 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:18,930 Yes, sir. Now to continue. 111 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,270 Were you born in this country? 112 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:23,810 What? 113 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,030 you born in this country? 114 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:27,510 No, Milwaukee. 115 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:33,190 Would you fight for this great republic? I'm Republican. 116 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:34,950 No, I'm a Democrat. 117 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:36,689 Not me. 118 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:37,690 I'm a pedestrian. 119 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:41,830 This is all I could find, sir. 120 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,630 See what you can do with these men. 121 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,990 I give up. 122 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,140 4 -1 -G heavy ordnance gunnery practice. 123 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:06,440 Gun crew 6, 7, and 8 in order name will fire on obsolete radio -controlled 124 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,460 cruiser which will pass port at 5 ,000 yards. 125 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,660 Crew making best record of hits will receive citation and two weeks leave of 126 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,660 absence. 127 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,800 Take your blows! 128 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:22,480 Go to the powder tunnel and bring shells and powder as fast as you can and no 129 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,480 slip -ups. 130 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,300 Target practice postponed until arrival of Admiral Hawkins' flagship on 131 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,300 inspection crews. 132 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,340 Dismiss the crew. 133 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,460 Pull in. 134 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,420 Target practice postponed. 135 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,060 Ready first, forward march. 136 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,080 Admiral Hawkins' flagship is steaming up the bay for maneuver, sir. 137 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500 He's between halves. 138 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,320 Hold that. Oh, thanks. 139 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,020 Come on. Come on, get busy. 140 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:29,660 Out 141 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:37,200 of 142 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200 the way. You're in the way. 143 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,800 Come on. Oh, 144 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,480 the first shell went in there. 145 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,220 Take the bull by the horns and... 146 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 We don't know, sir. 147 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,600 I did. And, boy, was that a shot or was that a shot? 148 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,900 Well, you hit the Admiral's flagship. 149 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,500 When did you hit the Admiral's flagship? 150 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,780 When did you hit the Admiral's flagship? 151 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:40,360 I see my duty and I did it. Well, I see my duty and I'll do it. See that? 152 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:45,680 The Admiral's flagship, eh? The Admiral's flagship, eh? 153 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,520 He's seen his duty and he done it. 154 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,600 You're a swell guy, Sarge. 155 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840 Oh, sure. 156 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,920 I'll tighten the straight lines. I'll hold it and look pleasant. I'll be right 157 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,920 back. 158 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,840 Hey, what's he going to give us? I don't know. Maybe he's going to take our 159 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,200 picture. Maybe he is at that. 10822