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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:48,170 I reiterate that environment is the keynote of social distinction. 2 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:52,370 Nonsense. Heredity is the backbone of social life. I say environment. 3 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:53,850 Bah, heredity. 4 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:58,790 I'll wager you $10 ,000 that I can pick a man from the lowest strata of life and 5 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,890 with three months' time with environment, make him a gentleman. 6 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,090 Well, of course, there are exceptions. 7 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,330 I'll make it two men. 8 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:10,290 Make it three and I'll accept your wager. Three it is. And in three months 9 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:12,130 today, I'll collect from you. 10 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:13,950 Come on, get to work. 11 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,000 Well Professor, I'll call the time. 12 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:55,470 and explain the whole thing. Excite me. 13 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:56,830 You stay out of this. 14 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:59,010 And you too. 15 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:01,930 I didn't say nothing. Well, that was in case you do. 16 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:03,230 Seek no further, Professor. 17 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,770 Here are your three subjects. 18 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:07,930 Yeah, right out of the rubbish can. 19 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,590 I forget what happened. If you men will promise to do something for me. 20 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:16,330 Okay, we'll do it. What is it? Permit me to transform you men into gentlemen. 21 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:17,750 Oh, no. 22 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:19,170 Police! Help! Police! 23 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:22,030 Hold on. You know, it'd break the old man's heart. 24 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,270 But you got the... 25 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:26,770 It'll disgrace us for life. I won't be able to look my children in the face. 26 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:13,650 Gentlemen, are you ready for today's lesson in table etiquette? 27 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:14,890 Sweet me. 28 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,910 Sure. Well, we'll... 29 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:24,550 What 30 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:37,890 are 31 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:38,890 you eating? 32 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,920 Beans? 33 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,760 Hey, you dropped one. 34 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,600 My beans. 35 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,200 By the by, how is the Countess? 36 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,560 I said, how is the Countess? No, no. 37 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,840 Get it right. Get it right. 38 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:08,280 How can I get it right when he won't answer me? 39 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,740 I beg your pardon. How can I answer with my mouth full of food? 40 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,959 Quite right. 41 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:15,960 Quite right. 42 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,200 Say, you ain't got a toothpick on you, have you, bud? 43 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,060 Commence. 44 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:28,200 Oh, see the cat. 45 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,260 Does the mouse see the cat? 46 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,400 Yes. The dirty rat. 47 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Oh. 48 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:37,980 Proceed. 49 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,300 Oh, see the deer. 50 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,160 Has the deer a little dough? 51 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,540 Why, certainly. 52 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:44,780 Two bucks. 53 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,300 Oh! Oh! 54 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:51,960 Boys, I don't want to lose my temper, but this has been going on for two 55 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:59,200 Listen, I have $10 ,000 at stake. Now, please, please, concentrate! 56 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:05,750 Spirits. Cat. 57 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:09,530 K -I -T -T -Y. 58 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,010 Pussy. 59 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:19,670 Now, in order to become good dancers, you must follow me 60 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:22,010 closely and do exactly as I do. Do you understand? 61 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:23,610 Okay. All right. 62 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,470 One, two, three, dip. 63 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:29,230 One, two, three, dip. 64 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:32,370 Now, can you do it? It ain't the dipping, it's the counting that's got 65 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:35,470 Oh, never mind. I'll count for you. Come on now. 66 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:39,590 One, two, three, dip. 67 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:40,910 Oh! 68 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,450 Come on now. 69 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,810 One, two, three, dip. 70 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:47,830 Leave him alone. 71 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:49,430 I'm quitting. 72 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:50,890 Put up your hands. 73 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,570 No! You're quitting, eh? 74 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:57,090 There. What's the matter? What's leaving him alone? 75 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:59,070 Get out of here. I'm not dancing. 76 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,210 Hey, put your hand on your rear. 77 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,240 It's most popular in society. 78 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,780 You'll never go amiss doing this. 79 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:10,560 Now follow me closely and do exactly what I do. 80 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:11,980 Ready? 81 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,440 your debut in society. 82 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:31,160 And it's up to you boys to prove that my experiment is correct. Professor 83 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,100 Nichols is coming to the reception and your behavior tonight will decide our 84 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,580 wager. Please, do not fail me. Don't worry, Prof. 85 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,840 It's in the sight. 86 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:40,940 Sight me! 87 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,940 That's in case you do and I'm not around. 88 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,500 Now, remember, no liquor, no fooling around, etc. 89 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,260 Are we allowed to smoke? 90 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,420 You don't see any signs around, do you? 91 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,740 Australia. 92 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,019 We'll see. 93 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:28,360 Gentlemen, allow me to present Professor Nichols, two daughters. 94 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,140 Brother, can you spare a nickel? 95 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,159 Always the little clown. 96 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:41,140 Now, Prof, I don't mean to misrepresent you and to cast more jurisdiction upon 97 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:44,660 you by using such high influential language, but he means it's okay. 98 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,580 Ladies, 99 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:48,980 I am charmed. 100 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:48,450 Would you care to dance? 101 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:51,690 With pleasure. 102 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:56,930 I changed my mind. I think we'll sit it out. 103 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,270 Oh! 104 00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:59,650 Oh! 105 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:08,970 dance a step last year. 106 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,410 Don't go away. Wait a minute. 107 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,890 Is there a traffic light around here? 108 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:39,510 No, it's that left pivot. 109 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:40,790 Let's try it again. 110 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:54,330 Pardon me. 111 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:55,850 Are you dancing? 112 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,090 Are you asking? 113 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,590 Yes, I'm asking. 114 00:10:58,850 --> 00:10:59,850 And I'm dancing. 115 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,440 Thanks for the dance. 116 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,160 And cut yourself a slice of throat. 117 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,269 Are you drinking? 118 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,270 Why, sleep me not. 119 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:26,810 Where's that bottle? 120 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,740 What else did you take? 121 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,080 Oh, 122 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,260 what was that you were trying to tell me on the dance floor? 123 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,240 Well, I was thinking a guy like me, like... Like... Well, I was just 124 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,420 if... If I... If we... Yes. 125 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,180 You must believe in the hypothesis of occult power. 126 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,620 Well, I guess so. 127 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,440 Put your hands on my forehead. 128 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,340 The other one. 129 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:40,660 When I gaze into your burning eyes, I know that you have studied the mystic 130 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,900 powers of Brahma. 131 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,080 Someday, you will find the eternal spring. 132 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,740 Find it, lady. I got it. 133 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,080 What are you going to do with it? 134 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,340 Get rid of it. 135 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:36,870 my wager. 136 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,060 certainly won the wager. Oh, that's very nice. 137 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,020 Please forgive me, Mrs. Rich, for annoying you with these rowdies. 138 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,550 for associating with the hoi polloi. 139 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,090 Chapter 11. 140 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,030 Did you call? 9165