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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,240 And you call yourself a fight manager. Where's our cut from last night's show? 2 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:46,880 Yeah, the only cut I've got so far is this one over my eye. 3 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:49,300 Sir, help me, boys. 4 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,400 After taking out expenses, there ain't enough left to feed a mouse. 5 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,860 Now get this, Mo. 6 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,340 We're quitting it, see? 7 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,320 Oh, wait a minute, gentlemen. 8 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,640 You mugs can't do that to me. 9 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,560 I'll be left without any fighters. 10 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,860 Bo Brummel? How are you, Mr. McGurn? 11 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,360 Wait a minute. 12 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,620 Where have you been? 13 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:29,860 Out to lunch. 14 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,740 Get over there and wait on those customers. 15 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,040 Yes, sir. 16 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,680 What do you have, gentlemen? 17 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:39,300 Give me the biggest steak in the house. Hold on, hold on. 18 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,400 I ain't had my dessert yet. 19 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,800 Four slices of burnt toast and a rotten egg. 20 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,740 Burnt toast and a rotten egg? 21 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,620 Yeah. What do you want that for? 22 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:53,140 I got a tapeworm and it's good enough for him. I know how you feel. 23 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,520 What do you gentlemen have? 24 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,840 I want the biggest thing ever. 25 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,780 Three hamburgers for the mugs. 26 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,060 Three hamburgers. 27 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:07,220 Pardon me, stranger. 28 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,100 I'm a musician. 29 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,239 So what? 30 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,670 Well, I... I thought if you had some music around the place, you might 31 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:15,010 business. How much dough do you generally get? 32 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:18,070 Well, I get $250, but for you, I'll take $200. 33 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:21,390 I'll give you a bowl of soup. I'll take it. If you're good. 34 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:23,610 I hope the soup's good. 35 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,130 You'll never regret this, mister. 36 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,780 Sorry, gentlemen, you can't have any hamburger. The meat's too fresh. Oh, 37 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:47,780 minute. 38 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,560 The meat ain't the only fresh thing around here, is it? 39 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:56,960 Oh, give us a break, will you, fellas? I'm a citizen, and I... I didn't 40 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,800 really... I'll try that stuff around here. 41 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:01,300 Now you're going to bring the boys the food? 42 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:29,089 What's eating you? 43 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:30,090 Don't you remember? 44 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:35,510 No. Every time I hear that weasel tune, something pops inside of me. 45 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,210 Then everything goes black. 46 00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:41,650 Hey, what's the idea? You trying to ruin my business? 47 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:42,668 I'm sorry. 48 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:43,990 Look at my customers. 49 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,650 I'm a victim of circumstance. 50 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:47,490 What do you think this is, a joint? 51 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:51,170 It's that pop the weasel. Hey, fiddler, give us that weasel tune again. 52 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,390 Get up there. It worked. 53 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,930 Shake hands with your new manager. 54 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:14,950 Boy, we're going to make a lot of money. 55 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:16,269 Come on. 56 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:19,690 I need you, too. 57 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:21,670 From now on, we're a corporation. 58 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:23,830 Where are we going? We've got a lot of training to do. 59 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,360 The rope. 60 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:42,860 Rope. 61 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,080 The rope. 62 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:45,460 The rope. 63 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,760 Rope. 64 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 Rope. 65 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,040 What's going on? 66 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,100 What's the idea? 67 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,660 I lost my balance. 68 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:58,340 Oh, you lost your balance, eh? Yeah. Well, go find it. 69 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,700 Take it easy. 70 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,100 I know you had a tough day, kid. 71 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,640 How do you feel now? 72 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:11,730 Oh, you're in great shape, K .O. You, gentlemen. 73 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,010 I'm having a little trouble. 74 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,010 I wonder if you could help me. 75 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,150 Sit down, lug. 76 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,450 Didn't you hear the lady? She said gentlemen. 77 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,370 Besides, I always told you bucks and then women don't mix. 78 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,310 Now, what can I do for you, Toots? 79 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:35,310 I'm in a terrible dilemma. 80 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:38,030 Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either. 81 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,120 You don't understand. 82 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,640 I'm stuck. 83 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:44,220 On me? That's funny. That's what they all tell me. 84 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,260 I mean in the ditch. 85 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:47,620 The ditch. 86 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Yeah. 87 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,360 Hey, Keo. 88 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,940 Don't sit there like a dummy. Come over here. 89 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,260 Give me a hand. 90 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,620 Which one? 91 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:00,880 Get on the bumper. 92 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:04,040 Wait a minute. We need more help. Where's Larry? 93 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:14,229 Take it easy. 94 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:15,230 Take it easy, kid. 95 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,050 What's wrong with you? Wait a minute. 96 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,490 Wait, look at this. 97 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:21,250 Look at this here. What's the matter? 98 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:24,730 Oh, wait a minute. Look at that. Yeah, that's a funny time to go fishing. 99 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,790 You don't know how it happened. I would say to you, you'd have gotten into the 100 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:31,810 whole thing. You'll fall sometime, Dad. I know. We got work to do. 101 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:36,070 Come on, Carly, get on that mudguard there. Hey, you, help me here. 102 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,229 Wait a minute. 103 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:41,290 I got a better idea than this. In music, there's strength. Yeah? 104 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:44,010 Give K .O. a call. Couple of bars of weasel. 105 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,630 Oh, my foot. 106 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:04,730 Hey, Carly, get it off. I can't budge it. 107 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,110 Well, do something. 108 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:09,450 Why are you standing around for? Do something. 109 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:16,300 Pardon me. I'll be with you in a minute, my sweet. 110 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,360 Come on, we'll take care of this guy. 111 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:19,780 Hey! Oh! 112 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,740 about me, dear. I'm a man without feelings. 113 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,420 What'd I tell you about mixing fighting with women? 114 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:17,980 Get upstairs. 115 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,260 Go on upstairs. 116 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,780 See you after the fight. Don't worry now. I won't get hurt. 117 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440 See you, Toots. 118 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:17,290 Why don't you boys make a good clean fight? 119 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:53,910 Sit down. 120 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:00,050 Somebody a nervous toots? 121 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,590 No, no, only a nutmeg. 122 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:08,370 Are you flighting? 123 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:53,170 Thanks, pal. 124 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,580 needs rubbing. 125 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:12,010 Now, little kiddies, Uncle Dan will tell you how Fuzzy Bear met Jerry Porcupine 126 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:15,330 under the old hollow tree stump in the woods right next to Peter Rabbit's 127 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,330 gingerbread. 128 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:45,939 Good enough. 129 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:46,980 Have you seen Larry? 130 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,930 What? 131 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,250 What happened? 132 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,470 Why, you're the new champ. 133 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,890 I knew we'd do it. We put it over. Oh, it seems to. 8912

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