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[Music]
The frail.
The frail.
The frail. A long time ago, we arrived on this
A long time ago, we arrived on this
A long time ago, we arrived on this planet after a very long journey. Our
ship was heavily damaged.
ship was heavily damaged.
ship was heavily damaged. But we were in luck. We had found a
But we were in luck. We had found a
But we were in luck. We had found a planet with air and water and life.
My fool of a brother was in charge.
My fool of a brother was in charge.
My fool of a brother was in charge. He ordered us to try and make contact
He ordered us to try and make contact
He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.
with the locals.
with the locals. I told him it was a mistake. Of course,
I told him it was a mistake. Of course,
I told him it was a mistake. Of course, I was proven right.
[Music]
We were the only intelligent creatures
We were the only intelligent creatures
We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet. It was ours.
We studied the flora and failed
We studied the flora and failed
We studied the flora and failed the others obsessed over big game. I
the others obsessed over big game. I
the others obsessed over big game. I focused on the small.
focused on the small.
focused on the small. A new order had arisen. The primates,
the people.
The
[Music]
My baby.
My baby.
My baby. [Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Let's
Let's
Let's [Music]
go.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] answers.
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It's a
It's a
It's a [Music]
special.
special.
special. [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
We'll tear down your spectac.
with his baby from
clean out this planet earth.
You're just a plague.
The world as we know it ended in 2018
The world as we know it ended in 2018
The world as we know it ended in 2018 when the war between Earth and Moon
when the war between Earth and Moon
when the war between Earth and Moon Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon.
Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon.
Nazis culminated in nuclear Armageddon. The last survivors from Earth boarded
The last survivors from Earth boarded
The last survivors from Earth boarded the only remaining craft capable of
the only remaining craft capable of
the only remaining craft capable of interplanetary travel, Vestial
interplanetary travel, Vestial
interplanetary travel, Vestial Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the
Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the
Celestials Amelia, and traveled to the dark side of the moon. The good news is
dark side of the moon. The good news is
dark side of the moon. The good news is humanity found a refuge. The bad news is
humanity found a refuge. The bad news is
humanity found a refuge. The bad news is it was in the former Nazi moon base.
it was in the former Nazi moon base.
it was in the former Nazi moon base. They were living side by side with
They were living side by side with
They were living side by side with former moon Nazis.
My name is Obi and I live on the dark
My name is Obi and I live on the dark
My name is Obi and I live on the dark side of the moon. How's that for a fancy
side of the moon. How's that for a fancy
side of the moon. How's that for a fancy opening line? I've lived here my whole
opening line? I've lived here my whole
opening line? I've lived here my whole life along with the last 1,980
life along with the last 1,980
life along with the last 1,980 humans left in the universe. Or so we
humans left in the universe. Or so we
humans left in the universe. Or so we thought.
thought.
thought. What am I looking at?
What am I looking at?
What am I looking at? An old volcs
An old volcs
An old volcs way from Earth.
way from Earth.
way from Earth. How did someone get one of those things
How did someone get one of those things
How did someone get one of those things airborne? Who's even left on Earth to
airborne? Who's even left on Earth to
airborne? Who's even left on Earth to get it airborne? It's heading here.
get it airborne? It's heading here.
get it airborne? It's heading here. Uh, straight course for the landing
Uh, straight course for the landing
Uh, straight course for the landing dome.
dome.
dome. The hatch is closed, right?
The hatch is closed, right?
The hatch is closed, right? The hatches
The hatches
The hatches opening.
Get open.
Get open.
Get open. Sir, we are receiving an override signal
Sir, we are receiving an override signal
Sir, we are receiving an override signal from the craft.
from the craft.
from the craft. Well, turn it off. Shut it down.
Well, turn it off. Shut it down.
Well, turn it off. Shut it down. That's not how override signals work.
That's not how override signals work.
That's not how override signals work. We've got to get people out of there.
We've got to get people out of there.
We've got to get people out of there. Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell
Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell
Evacuate. Seal the dome. Any way to tell who's owned that ship?
who's owned that ship?
who's owned that ship? Naomi, we have pinged every comm
Naomi, we have pinged every comm
Naomi, we have pinged every comm frequency we have.
frequency we have.
frequency we have. If they have an override code, they must
If they have an override code, they must
If they have an override code, they must be from the base.
be from the base.
be from the base. We don't know who they are and what they
We don't know who they are and what they
We don't know who they are and what they want.
want.
want. I can't let them win.
I can't let them win.
I can't let them win. So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot
So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot
So, what's the alternative, Mom? Shoot them down.
them down.
them down. The last thing we need is any more Nazis
The last thing we need is any more Nazis
The last thing we need is any more Nazis back on the station.
Obie.
Obie.
Obie. Obby, stop.
Obby, stop.
Obby, stop. Warning. Pressure dropping in landing
Warning. Pressure dropping in landing
Warning. Pressure dropping in landing bay. Evacuate immediately.
We are ready to fire. Man, are you okay?
What is this? God, what the hell?
Overhead,
Overhead,
Overhead, idiot. Over here. Mr. Washington.
What's going on? I'm shutting down
What's going on? I'm shutting down
What's going on? I'm shutting down section by section.
We're up.
We're up.
We're up. Sir, I think she's in the hanger.
Sir, I think she's in the hanger.
Sir, I think she's in the hanger. What? Oh, no.
What? Oh, no.
What? Oh, no. A bar.
Okay,
Okay,
Okay, here we go.
here we go.
here we go. All the environmentally depressurized
All the environmentally depressurized
All the environmentally depressurized breathing devices.
What the hell? What
What the hell? What
What the hell? What What is she doing? She's going to save
What is she doing? She's going to save
What is she doing? She's going to save them.
[Music]
Bring security.
Bring security.
Bring security. Lots of it.
Lots of it.
Lots of it. Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten
Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten
Oh, I wash it. You could have gotten yourself hurt.
Hello, moon people.
Hello, moon people.
Hello, moon people. Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you? My name is Sasha.
My name is Sasha.
My name is Sasha. Relax.
Relax.
Relax. We come from Russia. Well, was Russia
We come from Russia. Well, was Russia
We come from Russia. Well, was Russia before this earth, how you say, blowed
before this earth, how you say, blowed
before this earth, how you say, blowed up.
up.
up. And what is this supposed to be?
And what is this supposed to be?
And what is this supposed to be? Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia.
Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia.
Girl, what look like? It's my ship, Kia. I built it myself.
I built it myself.
I built it myself. Hey, hey, hey. No touching.
Hey, hey, hey. No touching.
Hey, hey, hey. No touching. Looks like you covered it in glue and
Looks like you covered it in glue and
Looks like you covered it in glue and rolled it through a junkyard.
rolled it through a junkyard.
rolled it through a junkyard. Well, concern was to save my people, not
Well, concern was to save my people, not
Well, concern was to save my people, not making beautiful sculpture.
Did you use a TPMS to regulate the
Did you use a TPMS to regulate the
Did you use a TPMS to regulate the landing rockets?
landing rockets?
landing rockets? Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through
Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through
Yes. From Va Dert. had to root through exhaust manifold clutch.
exhaust manifold clutch.
exhaust manifold clutch. That's not possible. There's no way to
That's not possible. There's no way to
That's not possible. There's no way to hold power without a D30.
hold power without a D30.
hold power without a D30. It's easy to byp of serious R.
It's easy to byp of serious R.
It's easy to byp of serious R. [ __ ] Then why didn't you use one?
[ __ ] Then why didn't you use one?
[ __ ] Then why didn't you use one? Why didn't I use one? We were slowly
Why didn't I use one? We were slowly
Why didn't I use one? We were slowly dying on the radiation planet, not
dying on the radiation planet, not
dying on the radiation planet, not leaving a moon paradise. Okay.
leaving a moon paradise. Okay.
leaving a moon paradise. Okay. Excuse me. May I be in charge for a
Excuse me. May I be in charge for a
Excuse me. May I be in charge for a minute?
minute?
minute? You're the boss lady.
You're the boss lady.
You're the boss lady. Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm. You're looking for paradise. I got news
You're looking for paradise. I got news
You're looking for paradise. I got news for you.
for you.
for you. Oh, be enough.
Oh, be enough.
Oh, be enough. How do you know about the moon base?
How do you know about the moon base?
How do you know about the moon base? It's programmed into computer knows how
It's programmed into computer knows how
It's programmed into computer knows how to get home. It's like a uh it's a a
to get home. It's like a uh it's a a
to get home. It's like a uh it's a a pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon.
pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon.
pigeon. Like a metal space pigeon. Damn straight. It's a pigeon.
Damn straight. It's a pigeon.
Damn straight. It's a pigeon. Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We
I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We
I'm sorry, but you can't stay here. We barely have enough food and supplies for
barely have enough food and supplies for
barely have enough food and supplies for the people already here.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at them. You can't send them back.
You can't send them back.
You can't send them back. Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Especially not on this thing.
Especially not on this thing.
Especially not on this thing. I have a responsibility.
Put them in the storage rooms for now.
Put them in the storage rooms for now.
Put them in the storage rooms for now. Postcard so that they can't leave.
Postcard so that they can't leave.
Postcard so that they can't leave. I will see what I will do with them
I will see what I will do with them
I will see what I will do with them later.
later.
later. Move the refugees to storage room 27.
Move the refugees to storage room 27.
Move the refugees to storage room 27. Let's go. You
Let's go. You
Let's go. You feed them. Give them blankets.
feed them. Give them blankets.
feed them. Give them blankets. I appreciate the hospitality.
I appreciate the hospitality.
I appreciate the hospitality. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Come on,
Come on,
Come on, move it along.
move it along.
move it along. Go
Go
Go girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can
girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can
girl, come visit me tonight. No, I can tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe
tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe
tell you about the tuple of RR and maybe other things. Huh?
other things. Huh?
other things. Huh? Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go. Rook, bro.
Rook, bro.
Rook, bro. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Can you try our fresh algae?
Can you try our fresh algae?
Can you try our fresh algae? Come to the market at level 17.
Come to the market at level 17.
Come to the market at level 17. I'm not sure they would have been in
I'm not sure they would have been in
I'm not sure they would have been in such a hurry to get up here if they knew
such a hurry to get up here if they knew
such a hurry to get up here if they knew what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop
what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop
what a [ __ ] hole this place was. overpop populated, under supplied, and very
populated, under supplied, and very
populated, under supplied, and very little in the way of medicine, hygiene,
little in the way of medicine, hygiene,
little in the way of medicine, hygiene, or skilled professionals. I mean,
or skilled professionals. I mean,
or skilled professionals. I mean, literally, it's falling to pieces. If
literally, it's falling to pieces. If
literally, it's falling to pieces. If it's not the helium 3 reactor that
it's not the helium 3 reactor that
it's not the helium 3 reactor that blows, another random moonquake takes
blows, another random moonquake takes
blows, another random moonquake takes down the life support. And of course,
down the life support. And of course,
down the life support. And of course, I'm the only one who bothers to learn
I'm the only one who bothers to learn
I'm the only one who bothers to learn how to fix things around here.
Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to
Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to
Quake alert. Quake alert. Stay close to the walls and wait for the break to end.
[Music]
[Music]
stabilized.
You okay? You okay? It's going to be all
You okay? You okay? It's going to be all
You okay? You okay? It's going to be all right. As it's been so often throughout
right. As it's been so often throughout
right. As it's been so often throughout history, while the regular people
history, while the regular people
history, while the regular people suffer, one group has all they need.
suffer, one group has all they need.
suffer, one group has all they need. I'll spare you the bloody details, but
I'll spare you the bloody details, but
I'll spare you the bloody details, but today the Jobsists are the official
today the Jobsists are the official
today the Jobsists are the official religion on the moon base.
religion on the moon base.
religion on the moon base. I have a question for you about this
I have a question for you about this
I have a question for you about this moon base. Are we in a closed system or
moon base. Are we in a closed system or
moon base. Are we in a closed system or an open system?
It is a closed system
and it is only in a closed system where
and it is only in a closed system where
and it is only in a closed system where we control all the inputs.
we control all the inputs.
we control all the inputs. So the outputs will be in harmony.
So the outputs will be in harmony.
So the outputs will be in harmony. There are two types of people in this
There are two types of people in this
There are two types of people in this world. Harmony people who love
world. Harmony people who love
world. Harmony people who love Shut the [ __ ] up, sweetheart.
It is a perfect mechanism.
Now let us pray for our holy father
Now let us pray for our holy father
Now let us pray for our holy father Steve to shed light on us.
Look at your e prayer apps.
Holy Steve who work in the cloud
Holy Steve who work in the cloud
Holy Steve who work in the cloud hallowed be thy designs who will return
hallowed be thy designs who will return
hallowed be thy designs who will return as the CEO when others have failed us.
as the CEO when others have failed us.
as the CEO when others have failed us. Give us our inflated devices prices.
Give us our inflated devices prices.
Give us our inflated devices prices. There's somebody here who does not
There's somebody here who does not
There's somebody here who does not appreciate flawless design.
Someone who considers themsself a power
Someone who considers themsself a power
Someone who considers themsself a power user.
You
You
You let me see your phone.
jailbroken.
jailbroken.
jailbroken. Why don't you want to be like everyone
Why don't you want to be like everyone
Why don't you want to be like everyone else?
else?
else? Is our selection of default wallpapers
Is our selection of default wallpapers
Is our selection of default wallpapers not sufficient? Do we not provide you
not sufficient? Do we not provide you
not sufficient? Do we not provide you with an adequate choice in ringtones?
You know what happens when unauthorized
You know what happens when unauthorized
You know what happens when unauthorized changes are made?
You get pricky bricked.
No, no.
I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve.
I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve.
I believe in Steve. I believe in Steve. I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How
I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How
I believe Steve. I believe in Steve. How many of
many of
many of have a nice after?
Yeah.
Hi, OB.
Lena, you left all these people out here
Lena, you left all these people out here
Lena, you left all these people out here to die.
to die.
to die. The temple is open only for those true
The temple is open only for those true
The temple is open only for those true in faith.
in faith.
in faith. Like the guy that maniac just blew into
Like the guy that maniac just blew into
Like the guy that maniac just blew into Adams. He was excommunicated.
Adams. He was excommunicated.
Adams. He was excommunicated. It's probably a hacker
It's probably a hacker
It's probably a hacker or a pirate or
or a pirate or
or a pirate or both.
Man's got a point.
Well, that's that's not good.
[Music]
Do you have any idea how much those
Do you have any idea how much those
Do you have any idea how much those doors cost? Do you have any idea how
doors cost? Do you have any idea how
doors cost? Do you have any idea how many people were stuck out in a hallway?
many people were stuck out in a hallway?
many people were stuck out in a hallway? The system must remain closed.
The system must remain closed.
The system must remain closed. How long you think your system will hold
How long you think your system will hold
How long you think your system will hold up if I change the Wi-Fi password?
up if I change the Wi-Fi password?
up if I change the Wi-Fi password? Huh?
Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back
Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back
Okay, ceremony over. Everybody go back home.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom. Mom.
Mom.
Mom. Hello, sweetheart.
Hello, sweetheart.
Hello, sweetheart. Why are you in here?
Why are you in here?
Why are you in here? Did you know what was going on outside?
Mom, where's your medicine?
Mom, where's your medicine?
Mom, where's your medicine? You don't need to worry about me,
You don't need to worry about me,
You don't need to worry about me, sweetheart.
sweetheart.
sweetheart. Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do. I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I have to worry about everyone. Ever
I have to worry about everyone. Ever
I have to worry about everyone. Ever since dad died, I'm the only person
since dad died, I'm the only person
since dad died, I'm the only person keeping this place running. The moon
keeping this place running. The moon
keeping this place running. The moon quakes are getting worse. The wirings in
quakes are getting worse. The wirings in
quakes are getting worse. The wirings in the hallways are all corroded. The
the hallways are all corroded. The
the hallways are all corroded. The centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I
centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I
centrifugal blowers are I mean, Mom, I don't know how long I can keep the life
don't know how long I can keep the life
don't know how long I can keep the life support working without help.
Thank you, Don.
Thank you, Don.
Thank you, Don. We offer simple solutions for every
We offer simple solutions for every
We offer simple solutions for every problem. All we ask people is think
problem. All we ask people is think
problem. All we ask people is think different.
different.
different. [ __ ] off.
[ __ ] off.
[ __ ] off. You will never find a man if you keep
You will never find a man if you keep
You will never find a man if you keep talking like that.
talking like that.
talking like that. Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine.
Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine.
Mom, I don't need a man. Okay, I'm fine. Commander.
Commander.
Commander. Hello, Malcolm.
Hello, Malcolm.
Hello, Malcolm. Hey, Malcolm.
Hey, Malcolm.
Hey, Malcolm. Miss Washington. I heard you saved the
Miss Washington. I heard you saved the
Miss Washington. I heard you saved the day out there.
day out there.
day out there. Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad. Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know,
Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know,
Yeah, thanks. It was uh you know, nothing.
nothing.
nothing. Well, I better be off. I'll see you
Well, I better be off. I'll see you
Well, I better be off. I'll see you girls later.
He's such a fine young man,
He's such a fine young man,
He's such a fine young man, and you two would make beautiful babies.
and you two would make beautiful babies.
and you two would make beautiful babies. What?
What?
What? [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Here's what's left of Amelia.
Here's what's left of Amelia.
Here's what's left of Amelia. Poor girl was cannibalized for parts
Poor girl was cannibalized for parts
Poor girl was cannibalized for parts years ago.
years ago.
years ago. And no one stopped to think what we
And no one stopped to think what we
And no one stopped to think what we would do if the only spacecraft left was
would do if the only spacecraft left was
would do if the only spacecraft left was torn to pieces.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] You see the 6G soccer match? just
You see the 6G soccer match? just
You see the 6G soccer match? just Oh yeah. East side.
Oh yeah. East side.
Oh yeah. East side. You don't understand how they become so
You don't understand how they become so
You don't understand how they become so bad.
bad.
bad. I can't.
I can't.
I can't. No.
[Music]
[Music]
What the
heat?
What is that?
What is this? Then
there
Who are you?
You know who I am.
The moon fur.
The moon fur.
The moon fur. My mother watched you die.
your maza.
My gutter damaron.
My gutter damaron.
My gutter damaron. What about it?
What about it?
What about it? Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it? Been gathering moondas for the last 20
Been gathering moondas for the last 20
Been gathering moondas for the last 20 years.
You humans,
You humans,
You humans, all you want to do is destroy what I
all you want to do is destroy what I
all you want to do is destroy what I created.
Like I destroyed your lazy kn.
You need me. Your mother is f
What do you think you know about that?
What do you think you know about that?
What do you think you know about that? What do I need you for? Huh?
Give this to her.
Give this to her.
Give this to her. It will make her feel better.
It will make her feel better.
It will make her feel better. What do you have to lose? You know she's
What do you have to lose? You know she's
What do you have to lose? You know she's going to die soon.
What the hell?
Mom, you okay? Obie.
Mom, you okay? Obie.
Mom, you okay? Obie. Mom, what is that?
Mom, what is that?
Mom, what is that? You got to bear with me. Okay.
You got to try it.
Wow.
Okay.
What was that?
Where did you get that from?
I I'll be right back.
I knew you would be back.
I knew you would be back.
I knew you would be back. Explain.
Explain.
Explain. It's called Willia.
It's called Willia.
It's called Willia. It is pure energy.
It is pure energy.
It is pure energy. It powers our ships. It make us live
It powers our ships. It make us live
It powers our ships. It make us live forever.
forever.
forever. Us who?
H.
H.
H. You have to cut me loose so I can show
You have to cut me loose so I can show
You have to cut me loose so I can show you.
you.
you. Better not try anything funny, old man.
We are
We are
We are [Music]
[Music]
the frail.
the frail.
the frail. A long time ago, we arrived on this
A long time ago, we arrived on this
A long time ago, we arrived on this planet after a very long journey.
planet after a very long journey.
planet after a very long journey. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Our ship was heavily damaged,
Our ship was heavily damaged,
Our ship was heavily damaged, but we were in luck. We had found a
but we were in luck. We had found a
but we were in luck. We had found a planet with air and water and life.
My fool of a brother was in charge.
My fool of a brother was in charge.
My fool of a brother was in charge. He ordered us to try and make contact
He ordered us to try and make contact
He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.
with the locals.
with the locals. I told him it was a mistake. Of course,
I told him it was a mistake. Of course,
I told him it was a mistake. Of course, I was proven right.
[Music]
We were the only intelligent creatures
We were the only intelligent creatures
We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet. It was ours.
We studied the flora and failed
We studied the flora and failed
We studied the flora and failed the others obsessed over big game. I
the others obsessed over big game. I
the others obsessed over big game. I focused on the small.
focused on the small.
focused on the small. A new order had arisen. The primates.
A new order had arisen. The primates.
A new order had arisen. The primates. Then I did something I knew my brother
Then I did something I knew my brother
Then I did something I knew my brother would never understand.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] I stole some of our precious failure and
I stole some of our precious failure and
I stole some of our precious failure and gave it to my two favorites, Adam and
gave it to my two favorites, Adam and
gave it to my two favorites, Adam and Eve. I could have waited, let nature
Eve. I could have waited, let nature
Eve. I could have waited, let nature take its course, but why not give
take its course, but why not give
take its course, but why not give evolution an urge? But I learned soon
evolution an urge? But I learned soon
evolution an urge? But I learned soon that the paradise was doomed.
My brother ordered us to take our ship
My brother ordered us to take our ship
My brother ordered us to take our ship and move underground.
and move underground.
and move underground. You see the earth is hollow.
In the center
In the center
In the center you find enough for us.
Enough to power your ship.
Enough to power your ship.
Enough to power your ship. Enough to keep your mother alive.
The other frails are not as nice as I
The other frails are not as nice as I
The other frails are not as nice as I am. They hate your kind.
am. They hate your kind.
am. They hate your kind. Won't be easy to get there from them.
Won't be easy to get there from them.
Won't be easy to get there from them. Wasn't planning on asking.
Wasn't planning on asking.
Wasn't planning on asking. Oh, how human of you.
The entrance to the hollow earth lies
The entrance to the hollow earth lies
The entrance to the hollow earth lies between two mountains on Antarctica.
between two mountains on Antarctica.
between two mountains on Antarctica. The entrance to hollow earth.
The entrance to hollow earth.
The entrance to hollow earth. Okay. And once I'm down there,
Okay. And once I'm down there,
Okay. And once I'm down there, you find the city of Agata. In the
you find the city of Agata. In the
you find the city of Agata. In the middle of the city lies a temple where
middle of the city lies a temple where
middle of the city lies a temple where they keep the rail. in a simple vessel
they keep the rail. in a simple vessel
they keep the rail. in a simple vessel called the Holy Grail.
called the Holy Grail.
called the Holy Grail. What's your angle?
What's your angle?
What's your angle? Why so good to help?
Why so good to help?
Why so good to help? I'm running out of option,
I'm running out of option,
I'm running out of option, my dear. Just like you.
But you have to go soon. Take that
But you have to go soon. Take that
But you have to go soon. Take that Russian with you.
Russian with you.
Russian with you. What? No.
What? No.
What? No. But you want to fly that ship by
But you want to fly that ship by
But you want to fly that ship by yourself?
yourself?
yourself? Why don't you go with me?
Why don't you go with me?
Why don't you go with me? No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. My presence would only expose us all.
But there's something I want you to
But there's something I want you to
But there's something I want you to have.
have.
have. Gross. I don't want that.
Gross. I don't want that.
Gross. I don't want that. Can come in handy.
Can come in handy.
Can come in handy. Finger eye.
Finger eye.
Finger eye. [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] God.
If this is going to work, you have to
If this is going to work, you have to
If this is going to work, you have to promise to keep your mouth shut and do
promise to keep your mouth shut and do
promise to keep your mouth shut and do exactly as I tell you.
exactly as I tell you.
exactly as I tell you. Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay,
Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay,
Ah, only need Sasha for muscles. Okay, you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax
you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax
you will be impressed. Girl, back in tax station, they call me the Siberian bear.
station, they call me the Siberian bear.
station, they call me the Siberian bear. Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I
Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I
Oh my god. Have you ever seen bear? I fight them all the time. If you see true
fight them all the time. If you see true
fight them all the time. If you see true Russian bear
Russian bear
Russian bear Donald
Donald
Donald ever thought of driving that thing off a
ever thought of driving that thing off a
ever thought of driving that thing off a cliff?
cliff?
cliff? I hear this time of year is very nice at
I hear this time of year is very nice at
I hear this time of year is very nice at the center of the earth.
the center of the earth.
the center of the earth. I know about your little trip. I want
I know about your little trip. I want
I know about your little trip. I want in.
in.
in. You need stay there.
You need stay there.
You need stay there. Obie, let's put our differences aside.
Obie, let's put our differences aside.
Obie, let's put our differences aside. I need your help. Why would I ever help
I need your help. Why would I ever help
I need your help. Why would I ever help you?
you?
you? You and I both know the truth.
The moon is not going to be here for
The moon is not going to be here for
The moon is not going to be here for long. Soon enough, we will all be dead.
long. Soon enough, we will all be dead.
long. Soon enough, we will all be dead. I just need some comfort for my flock.
I just need some comfort for my flock.
I just need some comfort for my flock. All right,
All right,
All right, sure.
sure.
sure. Let's go.
What was this? Why you allow them to
What was this? Why you allow them to
What was this? Why you allow them to come?
come?
come? Might be the only way I can finally get
Might be the only way I can finally get
Might be the only way I can finally get rid of him.
rid of him.
rid of him. Okay, stop.
All right, we need to get rid of him.
All right, we need to get rid of him.
All right, we need to get rid of him. I'll go find something big. Stay here.
I'll go find something big. Stay here.
I'll go find something big. Stay here. Don't talk.
Don't talk.
Don't talk. The red goes here and the white right
The red goes here and the white right
The red goes here and the white right here.
here.
here. Huh?
[Music]
Hey. Huh?
Hey. Huh?
Hey. Huh? [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] Dude, this is like a fully
Dude, this is like a fully
Dude, this is like a fully punchresistant outfit. How did that make
punchresistant outfit. How did that make
punchresistant outfit. How did that make any sense in your brain?
any sense in your brain?
any sense in your brain? Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler,
Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler,
Hey, Donald. What's up, Brian? Tyler, fat Tyler,
fat Tyler,
fat Tyler, Obie,
Obie,
Obie, Malcolm,
Malcolm,
Malcolm, what are you guys doing?
what are you guys doing?
what are you guys doing? Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know
Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know
Uh, sorry. Um, we really didn't know that was you.
that was you.
that was you. Hello. I am hurt one.
Hello. I am hurt one.
Hello. I am hurt one. Listen, we are going to steal that
Listen, we are going to steal that
Listen, we are going to steal that Valkor, head to the center of the Earth,
Valkor, head to the center of the Earth,
Valkor, head to the center of the Earth, which is apparently hollow, and
which is apparently hollow, and
which is apparently hollow, and hopefully find the one thing that can
hopefully find the one thing that can
hopefully find the one thing that can get my ship running and save my mom and
get my ship running and save my mom and
get my ship running and save my mom and basically the whole of mankind. Okay.
Okay, cool. Can I go?
Okay, cool. Can I go?
Okay, cool. Can I go? Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could
Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could
Yes. I mean, uh, yeah, sure. We could use the muscle.
use the muscle.
use the muscle. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me. It's my job.
It's my job.
It's my job. Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy
Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy
Who is it? Who are you? Listen, Cowboy team is full. Already have all the
team is full. Already have all the
team is full. Already have all the muscles we need.
Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm
Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm
Hey, uh Malcolm, not that I'm complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep
complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep
complaining, but uh shouldn't you keep the armor on? We It's going to be
the armor on? We It's going to be
the armor on? We It's going to be dangerous.
dangerous.
dangerous. Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like
Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like
Huh? Oh, that's not mine. There's like an insane fine if I wear it off duty.
an insane fine if I wear it off duty.
an insane fine if I wear it off duty. Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt.
Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt.
Anyway, it's okay. I got my lucky shirt. Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this.
Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this.
Lucky shirt. All right, let's do this. Yeah, let's do this.
Yeah, let's do this.
Yeah, let's do this. Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear
Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear
Next stop, Earth. Years of nuclear winter have rendered the surface
winter have rendered the surface
winter have rendered the surface uninhabitable. What fun and adventures
uninhabitable. What fun and adventures
uninhabitable. What fun and adventures we'll have there
we'll have there
we'll have there or we'll die a horrible radiation death.
or we'll die a horrible radiation death.
or we'll die a horrible radiation death. Buckle up.
Man, it's cold in here.
Man, it's cold in here.
Man, it's cold in here. Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the
Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the
Oh, sorry. You want me to put on the heater?
heater?
heater? Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great.
Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great.
Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great. I don't have any.
Are you sure this thing can handle
Are you sure this thing can handle
Are you sure this thing can handle atmospheric re-entry?
atmospheric re-entry?
atmospheric re-entry? Please, girl, it will hold. I build it.
Please, girl, it will hold. I build it.
Please, girl, it will hold. I build it. Just read the map.
So, the map says we should be headed
So, the map says we should be headed
So, the map says we should be headed toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice
toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice
toward Antarctica. Uh, look for big ice sheets or something.
sheets or something.
sheets or something. Well, that helps. Half the world is
Well, that helps. Half the world is
Well, that helps. Half the world is covered in ice these days.
covered in ice these days.
covered in ice these days. Oh yeah. Oh
anyway. Um,
anyway. Um,
anyway. Um, head south toward that big building over
head south toward that big building over
head south toward that big building over there.
there.
there. What is that place?
What is that place?
What is that place? It's me. Let's just land down slowly.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Adjusting the yaw.
Adjusting the yaw.
Adjusting the yaw. It's not your pitch. Get your hands
It's not your pitch. Get your hands
It's not your pitch. Get your hands down.
down.
down. Who wants to pitch where the yaw
Who wants to pitch where the yaw
Who wants to pitch where the yaw supposed to be?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that? Congratulations, girl.
Congratulations, girl.
Congratulations, girl. You broke it.
You broke it.
You broke it. No, I didn't.
Stay very very still.
I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It
I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It
I can't talk the ship. You broke it. It didn't break anything. It was already in
didn't break anything. It was already in
didn't break anything. It was already in pieces. Don't touch anything anymore.
pieces. Don't touch anything anymore.
pieces. Don't touch anything anymore. I'm going to crash. Your fault.
This won't work.
I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame
I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame
I knew it. Russian quality. Don't blame me. It's
okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you
okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you
okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you fine?
fine?
fine? Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Everybody out.
This is the last time I'm getting into
This is the last time I'm getting into
This is the last time I'm getting into anything built by you.
anything built by you.
anything built by you. Would have been fine if not touch beach.
Would have been fine if not touch beach.
Would have been fine if not touch beach. I told you it was faulty.
I told you it was faulty.
I told you it was faulty. I'm surprised the whole thing didn't
I'm surprised the whole thing didn't
I'm surprised the whole thing didn't explode. The CDI and the OBS were
explode. The CDI and the OBS were
explode. The CDI and the OBS were completely miscalibrated.
completely miscalibrated.
completely miscalibrated. Did you get that SL meter from an old
Did you get that SL meter from an old
Did you get that SL meter from an old sucker?
sucker?
sucker? Guys, actually I did. So what?
Guys, actually I did. So what?
Guys, actually I did. So what? Holy [ __ ]
Holy [ __ ]
Holy [ __ ] [Music]
Maybe goes without seeing, but you
Maybe goes without seeing, but you
Maybe goes without seeing, but you didn't expect to see this.
didn't expect to see this.
didn't expect to see this. Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true.
Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true.
Wow. [ __ ] Turns out it was all true. I guess that means Raila really is
I guess that means Raila really is
I guess that means Raila really is powering that tiny adorable little sun
powering that tiny adorable little sun
powering that tiny adorable little sun thing over there.
thing over there.
thing over there. And that's what we need.
All right. What do you think? Well,
All right. What do you think? Well,
All right. What do you think? Well, probably go around here and then go in
probably go around here and then go in
probably go around here and then go in the middle.
Did anyone think to bring a compass?
Did anyone think to bring a compass?
Did anyone think to bring a compass? Sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry, no reception.
I thought I hid it somewhere.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Is that a
Is that a
Is that a Whoa. Yeah.
Whoa. Yeah.
Whoa. Yeah. No 3310. It's classic.
No 3310. It's classic.
No 3310. It's classic. My dad used to talk about these all the
My dad used to talk about these all the
My dad used to talk about these all the time.
time.
time. I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that. First phone he ever had.
First phone he ever had.
First phone he ever had. Is this the original cover?
Is this the original cover?
Is this the original cover? It's undestructible. Survive nuclear
It's undestructible. Survive nuclear
It's undestructible. Survive nuclear war.
war.
war. Does it still do the menu?
Does it still do the menu?
Does it still do the menu? Star button. Yeah. Autolock,
Star button. Yeah. Autolock,
Star button. Yeah. Autolock, of course.
of course.
of course. All the original ringtones.
All the original ringtones.
All the original ringtones. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Snake.
Unbeatable. High score.
Man, you should put that away. If that
Man, you should put that away. If that
Man, you should put that away. If that freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you
freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you
freak sees you, he'll excommunicate you in a heartbeat. Esco what?
in a heartbeat. Esco what?
in a heartbeat. Esco what? We don't want to know. Just put it away.
We don't want to know. Just put it away.
We don't want to know. Just put it away. Actually, let me see it again.
Actually, let me see it again.
Actually, let me see it again. So, which one is it? Put away or give?
So, which one is it? Put away or give?
So, which one is it? Put away or give? Can't be both.
Can't be both.
Can't be both. Doesn't this thing have a compass?
Doesn't this thing have a compass?
Doesn't this thing have a compass? No, it's it's just games.
No, it's it's just games.
No, it's it's just games. See things?
See things?
See things? Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Tools.
Tools.
Tools. Yeah, try tools.
Yeah, try tools.
Yeah, try tools. It's calculator. Look
bus
works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed.
works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed.
works perfectly and no Wi-Fi needed. This is it.
This is it.
This is it. The promised land.
The promised land.
The promised land. The perfect closed system where we can
The perfect closed system where we can
The perfect closed system where we can control everything.
control everything.
control everything. This is what I want.
This is what I want.
This is what I want. Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to
Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to
Ryan, open your PowerPoint. I'm going to dictate some slides.
All right, people. I got a strong
All right, people. I got a strong
All right, people. I got a strong feeling it's this way.
feeling it's this way.
feeling it's this way. Follow me.
Follow me.
Follow me. Let's go meet the CEO of this place.
Let's go meet the CEO of this place.
Let's go meet the CEO of this place. [Music]
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. I'll go check it out.
I'll go check it out.
I'll go check it out. That sounds like the exact opposite of
That sounds like the exact opposite of
That sounds like the exact opposite of what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal.
what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal.
what you should do. Malcolm. Mal. Mal. Mal.
No worry. I
No worry. I
No worry. I keep you safe here.
keep you safe here.
keep you safe here. Really? You going to keep me safe?
Really? You going to keep me safe?
Really? You going to keep me safe? What? You don't believe me?
What? You don't believe me?
What? You don't believe me? Girl, I have experience fighting bear
Girl, I have experience fighting bear
Girl, I have experience fighting bear also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We
also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We
also tiger in in Russia in my camp. We have many hungry animal
this place is crazy. That thing was like
this place is crazy. That thing was like
this place is crazy. That thing was like and I was like
promised you never do that again. Well,
promised you never do that again. Well,
promised you never do that again. Well, we should probably go then because
we should probably go then because
we should probably go then because there's like 10 more of can come back.
there's like 10 more of can come back.
there's like 10 more of can come back. Where is the problem? 10 against one is
Where is the problem? 10 against one is
Where is the problem? 10 against one is almost fair fight.
almost fair fight.
almost fair fight. We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go. Which way? Don't say that way.
Which way? Don't say that way.
Which way? Don't say that way. Uh
Uh
Uh well um I I just
well um I I just
well um I I just I just need a second.
I just need a second.
I just need a second. She doesn't know.
She doesn't know.
She doesn't know. We're lost.
We're lost.
We're lost. We're not lost. I said I just need a
We're not lost. I said I just need a
We're not lost. I said I just need a minute.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's wrong. It's this way.
It's this way.
It's this way. We just came from there.
We just came from there.
We just came from there. Wait,
Wait,
Wait, are you like actually insane?
are you like actually insane?
are you like actually insane? We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's
We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's
We are inside Earth. It's simple. It's like mirror. Only east is west and west
like mirror. Only east is west and west
like mirror. Only east is west and west is east.
is east.
is east. Me crazy.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] the legendary city of Agartha. at the
the legendary city of Agartha. at the
the legendary city of Agartha. at the center of the center of the earth. And
center of the center of the earth. And
center of the center of the earth. And at the center of that, the Villia.
at the center of that, the Villia.
at the center of that, the Villia. Unfortunately, the place is crawling
Unfortunately, the place is crawling
Unfortunately, the place is crawling with. And I'm not hugely fond of
with. And I'm not hugely fond of
with. And I'm not hugely fond of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This
shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This
shape-shifting reptilian humanoids. This should be interesting.
should be interesting.
should be interesting. [Music]
Yeah, the unions.
clean this up.
Well, it certainly has been an
Well, it certainly has been an
Well, it certainly has been an interesting last few millennium with
interesting last few millennium with
interesting last few millennium with this whole infiltrate the upper echelon
this whole infiltrate the upper echelon
this whole infiltrate the upper echelon of human society and manipulate them
of human society and manipulate them
of human society and manipulate them into destroying each other. Now, we
into destroying each other. Now, we
into destroying each other. Now, we might have just gone a little heavy on
might have just gone a little heavy on
might have just gone a little heavy on the political realm. Pardon me, madam,
the political realm. Pardon me, madam,
the political realm. Pardon me, madam, but in my own defense, I was far and
but in my own defense, I was far and
but in my own defense, I was far and away the first of us to swim those
away the first of us to swim those
away the first of us to swim those frigid waters.
frigid waters.
frigid waters. Mhm. And we're all real proud of you,
Mhm. And we're all real proud of you,
Mhm. And we're all real proud of you, Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a
Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a
Caligula. But you went, for a lack of a better word, insane. And we've all
better word, insane. And we've all
better word, insane. And we've all learned that humans really don't like
learned that humans really don't like
learned that humans really don't like their insanity being challenged. And
their insanity being challenged. And
their insanity being challenged. And then there was that little thing with
then there was that little thing with
then there was that little thing with your horse.
your horse.
your horse. We're just friends.
Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know,
Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know,
Oh my god. And little Sucky. You know, who knew that social media was going to
who knew that social media was going to
who knew that social media was going to work? That was brilliant. Everyone too
work? That was brilliant. Everyone too
work? That was brilliant. Everyone too wrapped up in cat videos and sending
wrapped up in cat videos and sending
wrapped up in cat videos and sending dickpicks to procreate instead of think
dickpicks to procreate instead of think
dickpicks to procreate instead of think with their brains. Very nice. Sure
with their brains. Very nice. Sure
with their brains. Very nice. Sure helped with my case during the
helped with my case during the
helped with my case during the elections.
elections.
elections. And you two crazy kids with your
And you two crazy kids with your
And you two crazy kids with your crusades and your jihad or whatever you
crusades and your jihad or whatever you
crusades and your jihad or whatever you want to call them.
want to call them.
want to call them. Nothing like a little montheism to throw
Nothing like a little montheism to throw
Nothing like a little montheism to throw people into centuries of battles over
people into centuries of battles over
people into centuries of battles over exactly same ideology.
Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80
Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80
Oh, don't even get me started on 80. 80 hit the with the
hit the with the
hit the with the hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me.
hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me.
hell. Hell my sexiness. Help me. Oh, shut up, you old drunk fool.
[Music]
[Applause]
What about me?
What about me?
What about me? You managed to destroy all that human
You managed to destroy all that human
You managed to destroy all that human vermin, but you destroyed everything
vermin, but you destroyed everything
vermin, but you destroyed everything else along with them. Madame President,
else along with them. Madame President,
else along with them. Madame President, well,
well,
well, total victory. All but a few stragglers
total victory. All but a few stragglers
total victory. All but a few stragglers gone. And now the planet is ours again.
gone. And now the planet is ours again.
gone. And now the planet is ours again. Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet.
Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet.
Yes. A beautiful, unlivable planet. Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good,
Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good,
Totally nuclear wasteland. Very good, Miss President.
Miss President.
Miss President. I will say something.
I will say something.
I will say something. Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up. Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but
Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but
Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but we still have our spaceship.
we still have our spaceship.
we still have our spaceship. Why can't we just take it and move to
Why can't we just take it and move to
Why can't we just take it and move to another planet?
another planet?
another planet? Space.
Space.
Space. Space is huge. Where do you recommend we
Space is huge. Where do you recommend we
Space is huge. Where do you recommend we go? Second star to the right and then
go? Second star to the right and then
go? Second star to the right and then straight till the morning.
straight till the morning.
straight till the morning. You know how difficult it is to find a
You know how difficult it is to find a
You know how difficult it is to find a planet to live on.
planet to live on.
planet to live on. My brother
My brother
My brother created this pest,
created this pest,
created this pest, the humans.
He will get punished as soon as I find
He will get punished as soon as I find
He will get punished as soon as I find him.
But we really didn't have to leave if
But we really didn't have to leave if
But we really didn't have to leave if you hadn't turned the surface into a
you hadn't turned the surface into a
you hadn't turned the surface into a radioactive mess.
Miss Pedan,
Miss Pedan,
Miss Pedan, a total victory indeed.
a total victory indeed.
a total victory indeed. I really don't think there's any reason
I really don't think there's any reason
I really don't think there's any reason to overreact.
to overreact.
to overreact. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Please, everyone,
Please, everyone,
Please, everyone, sit down and enjoy your meal.
My dear sweet brother,
My dear sweet brother,
My dear sweet brother, I will find you. And when I find you, I
I will find you. And when I find you, I
I will find you. And when I find you, I dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ]
dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ]
dip your head in the bucket of [ __ ] [Music]
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
[ __ ] That's
That's
That's all right. Looks like we've got to take
all right. Looks like we've got to take
all right. Looks like we've got to take a left to this junction and then at the
a left to this junction and then at the
a left to this junction and then at the um
um
um Look, look, look, look, look. It's him.
Look, look, look, look, look. It's him.
Look, look, look, look, look. It's him. It's really him. He's still alive. I
It's really him. He's still alive. I
It's really him. He's still alive. I told you,
told you,
told you, Donald. I don't even know why I have to
Donald. I don't even know why I have to
Donald. I don't even know why I have to tell you this, but that's not him.
tell you this, but that's not him.
tell you this, but that's not him. How can you be sure?
How can you be sure?
How can you be sure? Because we're in the center of the
Because we're in the center of the
Because we're in the center of the earth.
earth.
earth. Who knows how far his reality distortion
Who knows how far his reality distortion
Who knows how far his reality distortion field extends?
field extends?
field extends? Perhaps we only think we are here
Perhaps we only think we are here
Perhaps we only think we are here because that is what he wants us to
because that is what he wants us to
because that is what he wants us to believe.
believe.
believe. He is first among thieves. He will show
He is first among thieves. He will show
He is first among thieves. He will show us the path.
Your important usability will not
Your important usability will not
Your important usability will not foreign.
foreign.
foreign. Okay, we got to run.
Evil.
Evil.
Evil. Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings. Your CEO ship
So, what has planned?
So, what has planned?
So, what has planned? Just give me a second. I can come up
Just give me a second. I can come up
Just give me a second. I can come up with something.
Maybe go back to running. No.
Maybe go back to running. No.
Maybe go back to running. No. Go. Come on.
Go. Come on.
Go. Come on. Did you go ahead? I'll hold him off.
[Applause]
Come on, let's go.
I'm confused. What we going to do next?
I'm confused. What we going to do next?
I'm confused. What we going to do next? We're going to go get that Grail.
We're going to go get that Grail.
We're going to go get that Grail. I thought we were supposed to save your
I thought we were supposed to save your
I thought we were supposed to save your man.
man.
man. I know him. He can take care of himself.
I know him. He can take care of himself.
I know him. He can take care of himself. And I can't.
I can't do this alone. Okay.
I can't do this alone. Okay.
I can't do this alone. Okay. I need you.
I've heard before. He's that um
I've heard before. He's that um
I've heard before. He's that um Oh, what's his name?
Oh, what's his name?
Oh, what's his name? He's that um
He's that um
He's that um Oh, what's his name?
Oh, what's his name?
Oh, what's his name? IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump.
IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump.
IBM. IBM the Bill Gates. Donald Trump. Oh, look at the costumes. You got
Oh, look at the costumes. You got
Oh, look at the costumes. You got Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it.
Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it.
Boston. King Nazi. Nazi. That's it. I have so many questions. We can help
I have so many questions. We can help
I have so many questions. We can help each other. Quid proquo.
each other. Quid proquo.
each other. Quid proquo. You didn't let me finish.
You didn't let me finish.
You didn't let me finish. I have so many questions.
I have so many questions.
I have so many questions. Too bad that you're not going to be
Too bad that you're not going to be
Too bad that you're not going to be alive to answer them.
Don't kill me.
Don't kill me.
Don't kill me. Nobody's getting killed.
They need us.
I have a business proposition for you.
You're going to like this.
How'd you open it? I don't know.
How'd you open it? I don't know.
How'd you open it? I don't know. Stop. Give me paper.
The structure says here
The structure says here
The structure says here something about finger. Maybe it is
something about finger. Maybe it is
something about finger. Maybe it is gibberish.
gibberish.
gibberish. Maybe not.
If you have an idea now is needed.
If you have an idea now is needed.
If you have an idea now is needed. [Music]
What is that?
Brother,
where is he?
where is he?
where is he? Quit proquo.
Quit proquo.
Quit proquo. What do you want? I need you to bring my
What do you want? I need you to bring my
What do you want? I need you to bring my people here to the hollow earth.
people here to the hollow earth.
people here to the hollow earth. So you can ruin Agata
So you can ruin Agata
So you can ruin Agata like you have ruined the whole planet.
like you have ruined the whole planet.
like you have ruined the whole planet. Only my followers, only the jobists. We
Only my followers, only the jobists. We
Only my followers, only the jobists. We of all people appreciate what you've
of all people appreciate what you've
of all people appreciate what you've done here. We will maintain it in
done here. We will maintain it in
done here. We will maintain it in perfect harmony.
perfect harmony.
perfect harmony. Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's
Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's
Are you negotiating with Hitler? He's not well known for keeping his promises.
not well known for keeping his promises.
not well known for keeping his promises. Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for
Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for
Czechoslovakia. Anyone? You take me for a fool.
a fool.
a fool. Trying to get him to sign an enduser
Trying to get him to sign an enduser
Trying to get him to sign an enduser license agreement.
license agreement.
license agreement. No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just
No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just
No one reads that [ __ ] man. He's just going to do whatever he wants. It's a
going to do whatever he wants. It's a
going to do whatever he wants. It's a wholly binding contract.
wholly binding contract.
wholly binding contract. Siri, enduser license agreement.
Siri, enduser license agreement.
Siri, enduser license agreement. Opening holy end user license agreement.
Opening holy end user license agreement.
Opening holy end user license agreement. All that information there is contingent
All that information there is contingent
All that information there is contingent upon whether
upon whether
upon whether Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Agree.
Siri maps
Siri maps
Siri maps destination home.
destination home.
destination home. Calculating directions to home.
Route planned.
Route planned.
Route planned. That explains a lot.
That explains a lot.
That explains a lot. The dark side of the moon.
You did us a great service. Now we can
You did us a great service. Now we can
You did us a great service. Now we can finally leave this horrible planet.
finally leave this horrible planet.
finally leave this horrible planet. Of course, a man's only as good as his
Of course, a man's only as good as his
Of course, a man's only as good as his exit strategy.
I can brainstorm with you
as long as you deliver my people to me.
as long as you deliver my people to me.
as long as you deliver my people to me. Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah, about that.
about that.
about that. Mob, boys.
Oh yeah.
What the hell?
Wow. The holy grail, huh?
I'm going to go get it.
Be careful.
It says here the grail is attached to
It says here the grail is attached to
It says here the grail is attached to the base but can't be removed without
the base but can't be removed without
the base but can't be removed without triggering some kind of a
triggering some kind of a
triggering some kind of a self-destruction.
What do you think's the weight of this
What do you think's the weight of this
What do you think's the weight of this thing?
thing?
thing? My weight. Ah, wait. Wait.
My weight. Ah, wait. Wait.
My weight. Ah, wait. Wait. Uh, it's about 84 sal.
Uh, it's about 84 sal.
Uh, it's about 84 sal. What? Did you just make that up?
What? Did you just make that up?
What? Did you just make that up? It's a old Russian system. Look it up
It's a old Russian system. Look it up
It's a old Russian system. Look it up sometime.
sometime.
sometime. It's
uh 1,500,500
what?
what?
what? ounces
ounces
ounces or grams? Can't remember conversion, but
or grams? Can't remember conversion, but
or grams? Can't remember conversion, but probably grams.
It was ounces.
I saved a room.
You looked the most delicious.
Not to give away my plans or anything,
Not to give away my plans or anything,
Not to give away my plans or anything, but shit's about to get real when these
but shit's about to get real when these
but shit's about to get real when these chains come off.
chains come off.
chains come off. I will not take the chains off. That's
I will not take the chains off. That's
I will not take the chains off. That's not how captivity works.
not how captivity works.
not how captivity works. Sorry,
Sorry,
Sorry, I should have been more clear.
[Applause]
[Music]
Stay alive. Stay alive.
[Music]
There
There
There you know how to drive chariot. How hard
you know how to drive chariot. How hard
you know how to drive chariot. How hard can it be?
Infinite.
Good one.
[Music]
[Music]
You [ __ ]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Give me that
now.
This is going to be interesting. Go.
This is going to be interesting. Go.
This is going to be interesting. Go. [Music]
Come on, guys. I know you can make it.
Come on, guys. I know you can make it.
Come on, guys. I know you can make it. Make it.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
Guys,
are you okay?
I really hope this is a stupid question,
I really hope this is a stupid question,
I really hope this is a stupid question, but you guys have the grail, right? We
but you guys have the grail, right? We
but you guys have the grail, right? We don't have to like go back for it.
don't have to like go back for it.
don't have to like go back for it. Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.
Oh, cool. What happened to the others?
What happened to the others?
What happened to the others? Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism.
Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism.
Hitler ate them. Not a euphemism. All right.
All right.
All right. The work here is done.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Heat. Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
[Music]
[Music]
choice and support
Washington. Do you have any idea in how
Washington. Do you have any idea in how
Washington. Do you have any idea in how much trouble you're in? Leaving like
much trouble you're in? Leaving like
much trouble you're in? Leaving like that was the most naive, most stubborn.
that was the most naive, most stubborn.
that was the most naive, most stubborn. Mom, not now.
Mom, not now.
Mom, not now. And the bravest thing I've ever seen.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm so glad you're back. Little baby.
Little baby.
Little baby. Out of the way. Out of the way.
Out of the way. Out of the way.
Out of the way. Out of the way. Wolf gun. This can't be true.
Wolf gun. This can't be true.
Wolf gun. This can't be true. Did you find it?
Did you find it?
Did you find it? Find what?
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful. Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent. Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me. Obie, you think I'm just going to let
Obie, you think I'm just going to let
Obie, you think I'm just going to let you walk out of here and leave us all to
you walk out of here and leave us all to
you walk out of here and leave us all to die?
die?
die? Well, then your mother dies first.
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
[ __ ] Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh?
Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh?
Okay, enough. Why you shoot him? Huh? You think he's more dangerous? Must be
You think he's more dangerous? Must be
You think he's more dangerous? Must be taken out of equation.
taken out of equation.
taken out of equation. Listen, I am very dangerous
Listen, I am very dangerous
Listen, I am very dangerous because
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] time. Good old German punctuality.
character.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Do I hope it's not what I think?
Do I hope it's not what I think?
Do I hope it's not what I think? [Music]
Z
Z
Z [ __ ]
Yeah.
Heat.
[Music]
How nice of you to visit.
Step away from the ship.
[Music]
You guys actually dying or can you help?
You guys actually dying or can you help?
You guys actually dying or can you help? I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a
I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a
I'm fine. I got two kidneys for a reason.
reason.
reason. I'm fine, too.
I'm fine, too.
I'm fine, too. Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound
Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound
Sasha, go prep my ship now. Come sound the alarm. We've got to get everyone out
the alarm. We've got to get everyone out
the alarm. We've got to get everyone out of here now.
Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them.
Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them.
Mom. Mom, you've got to go with them. Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to
Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to
Okay. I'm going to I'll find a way to stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived
stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived
stop him. Obie, listen to me. I've lived my life. I have my chance to be a hero.
my life. I have my chance to be a hero.
my life. I have my chance to be a hero. We don't have time for this. Please,
We don't have time for this. Please,
We don't have time for this. Please, you make me so proud. Honey,
your father and I will always love you.
your father and I will always love you.
your father and I will always love you. What are you doing? What? Mom.
What are you doing? What? Mom.
What are you doing? What? Mom. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Mom.
Now you go ahead
Now you go ahead
Now you go ahead and save what's left of humanity.
Blondie inside some turtles.
Emanuel
everybody get on that ship. Come on.
everybody get on that ship. Come on.
everybody get on that ship. Come on. Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring.
Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring.
Give me grave. Let me do the rewiring. No, it's my engine. I just got to get
No, it's my engine. I just got to get
No, it's my engine. I just got to get these people in. Let them deal with it.
these people in. Let them deal with it.
these people in. Let them deal with it. What?
What?
What? We are a team now.
We are a team now.
We are a team now. Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry. Trust me.
Go.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me. Come on. Go.
Come on. Go.
Come on. Go. Okay, people. Come on.
Come on.
M.
Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base
Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base
Come on, Sasha. Come on. The whole base is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can
is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can
is chaotic. Mom. Mom. Come on. We can make it. Mom.
Oh, die.
Oh, die.
Oh, die. Wow.
You're so much more than I ever could
You're so much more than I ever could
You're so much more than I ever could dream.
dream.
dream. A shame
A shame
A shame that you come to such an end.
No. No.
No.
No.
No. It doesn't matter. Ala,
It doesn't matter. Ala,
It doesn't matter. Ala, they have the grave. They are safe.
they have the grave. They are safe.
they have the grave. They are safe. [Music]
[Music]
It wasn't until that moment that I
It wasn't until that moment that I
It wasn't until that moment that I realized how much I'd looked up and
realized how much I'd looked up and
realized how much I'd looked up and relied on my mom.
[Music]
How much all these people had and now
How much all these people had and now
How much all these people had and now they were relying on me.
Main engines running at full capacity.
Main engines running at full capacity.
Main engines running at full capacity. Shield power
Shield power
Shield power one now.
one now.
one now. Coffee machine is online.
Oh,
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] heat n
heat n
heat n [Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Everyone okay?
Everyone okay?
Everyone okay? Yes. Air pressure is under control.
Sasha
Sasha
Sasha washer.
washer.
washer. Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this
Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this
Sasha. Sasher, talk to me. Why is this happening?
happening?
happening? I don't know.
It's happening.
It's happening.
It's happening. It's not easy to make a fool out of me.
Which one is the weapons? There are no
Which one is the weapons? There are no
Which one is the weapons? There are no weapons. This is a transport ship. This
weapons. This is a transport ship. This
weapons. This is a transport ship. This American must be weapons somewhere.
American must be weapons somewhere.
American must be weapons somewhere. I have plenty of weapons. We've got
I have plenty of weapons. We've got
I have plenty of weapons. We've got help.
You and everyone on board are entirely
You and everyone on board are entirely
You and everyone on board are entirely at my mercy.
How is he contacting us? I've gutted all
How is he contacting us? I've gutted all
How is he contacting us? I've gutted all of the comm's gear from
of the comm's gear from
of the comm's gear from cellular network.
cellular network.
cellular network. [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha,
Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha,
Maku, take the helm for a sec. Sasha, show me your phone.
show me your phone.
show me your phone. You humans never understood how it could
You humans never understood how it could
You humans never understood how it could have been if we would have worked
have been if we would have worked
have been if we would have worked together and not against each other. We
together and not against each other. We
together and not against each other. We could have conquered the whole G.
could have conquered the whole G.
could have conquered the whole G. Cliche villain monologue.
Cliche villain monologue.
Cliche villain monologue. This has a thing that looks a lot like a
This has a thing that looks a lot like a
This has a thing that looks a lot like a shield around the ship and then a gauge
shield around the ship and then a gauge
shield around the ship and then a gauge that's down like 75%.
Okay, it's um almost gone now.
Okay, it's um almost gone now.
Okay, it's um almost gone now. Hello,
Hello,
Hello, Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off
Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off
Malcolm. Can you um can you hold him off for like 10 seconds?
for like 10 seconds?
for like 10 seconds? No idea.
No idea.
No idea. We're in, right?
We're in, right?
We're in, right? Smart girl.
Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has
Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has
Want to bet that hypocrite Donald has his phone jailbroken, too?
his phone jailbroken, too?
his phone jailbroken, too? Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo. Want to do honors?
Want to do honors?
Want to do honors? Malcolm, turn him on.
Malcolm, turn him on.
Malcolm, turn him on. You never understood.
You never understood.
You never understood. Hey, Wolf Gang.
Hey, Wolf Gang.
Hey, Wolf Gang. All I wanted to do
All I wanted to do
All I wanted to do was to help.
was to help.
was to help. My mother sends her regards.
Have a nice afterlife.
Have a nice afterlife.
Have a nice afterlife. Heat.
[Music]
Heat.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes. [Applause]
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is
Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is
Hope is a funny thing. All it takes is the smallest glimmer and you can walk
the smallest glimmer and you can walk
the smallest glimmer and you can walk forever through the darkness or fly on a
forever through the darkness or fly on a
forever through the darkness or fly on a rusty space bucket or a spacey rust
rusty space bucket or a spacey rust
rusty space bucket or a spacey rust bucket as Sasha called it.
bucket as Sasha called it.
bucket as Sasha called it. Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes. And that's a new high score.
So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't
So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't
So there I was three dinosaurs. I didn't know what to do. All I had in my hand
know what to do. All I had in my hand
know what to do. All I had in my hand was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the
was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the
was Ruby's cape. I feel better in the first head the next month. Bang.
Sasha, you you okay?
Sasha, you you okay?
Sasha, you you okay? Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm
Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm
Oh, you got the salad free steak. I'm sorry. I should have I should have told
sorry. I should have I should have told
sorry. I should have I should have told you about that.
you about that.
you about that. No, it's not the
I'm just no match to him.
He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm
He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm
He fight prehistorical vi explosion. I'm not eaten by Hitler. I have no good
not eaten by Hitler. I have no good
not eaten by Hitler. I have no good stories, no good body. I'm just how you
stories, no good body. I'm just how you
stories, no good body. I'm just how you say an oil baboon.
say an oil baboon.
say an oil baboon. That's not at all how you say it. It's
That's not at all how you say it. It's
That's not at all how you say it. It's um it's grease monkey.
um it's grease monkey.
um it's grease monkey. Listen, I've been meaning to ask you
Listen, I've been meaning to ask you
Listen, I've been meaning to ask you about your Valkor. I was wondering how
about your Valkor. I was wondering how
about your Valkor. I was wondering how did you manage to stabilize the exhaust
did you manage to stabilize the exhaust
did you manage to stabilize the exhaust manifold? I was trying to figure it out,
manifold? I was trying to figure it out,
manifold? I was trying to figure it out, but then all this happened and I um
but then all this happened and I um
but then all this happened and I um well, you know,
well, you know,
well, you know, I was rerooting it through a
I was rerooting it through a
I was rerooting it through a D17 thermometer.
D17 thermometer.
D17 thermometer. It used toilet as exhaust.
It used toilet as exhaust.
It used toilet as exhaust. That was the only way I could figure out
That was the only way I could figure out
That was the only way I could figure out how to get rid of the excess heat
how to get rid of the excess heat
how to get rid of the excess heat without using the coollets.
without using the coollets.
without using the coollets. This is perfect.
This is perfect.
This is perfect. I know it's not elegant, but I tried to.
I know it's not elegant, but I tried to.
I know it's not elegant, but I tried to. No, no, it's um perfect.
[Music]
[Music]
She likes you, dude.
She likes you, dude.
She likes you, dude. I thought she likes you,
dude. She's a little too scrawny for me.
dude. She's a little too scrawny for me.
dude. She's a little too scrawny for me. I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an
I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an
I like a big, strong, and hairy, like an oily baboon.
No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I
No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I
No, no, no. Don't have to be worried. I am very open-minded. I have I mean, some
am very open-minded. I have I mean, some
am very open-minded. I have I mean, some of my best friends.
of my best friends.
of my best friends. Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay? But they're peanuts in a sauce
But they're peanuts in a sauce
But they're peanuts in a sauce and shellfish
and shellfish
and shellfish and we
worse than saying your goodbyes too
worse than saying your goodbyes too
worse than saying your goodbyes too early
early
early and sending off the memory of your loved
and sending off the memory of your loved
and sending off the memory of your loved ones.
especially if it's an empty casket.
I never had a chance to say how much I
I never had a chance to say how much I
I never had a chance to say how much I loved her.
And now it's too late.
and Malcolm, my only true friend through
and Malcolm, my only true friend through
and Malcolm, my only true friend through all these years.
all these years.
all these years. [Music]
[Music]
Malc,
Malc,
Malc, you're alive.
you're alive.
you're alive. Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing
Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing
Sorry, guys. I have this weird thing where my body shuts down. It's like
where my body shuts down. It's like
where my body shuts down. It's like total catatonic state. My mom used to
total catatonic state. My mom used to
total catatonic state. My mom used to bury me almost 20 times when I was a
bury me almost 20 times when I was a
bury me almost 20 times when I was a kid. It was crazy.
Has
Has
Has you guys figured out you like each other
you guys figured out you like each other
you guys figured out you like each other yet?
Well, maybe you knew it already, but to
Well, maybe you knew it already, but to
Well, maybe you knew it already, but to me it came as a surprise. That annoying,
me it came as a surprise. That annoying,
me it came as a surprise. That annoying, wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have
wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have
wiry, greasy Russian. Who would have guessed?
guessed?
guessed? [Music]
The rate this thing is traveling is
The rate this thing is traveling is
The rate this thing is traveling is going to take us 100 years to get to
going to take us 100 years to get to
going to take us 100 years to get to Mars.
Mars.
Mars. you forgetting to take luck of Earth's
you forgetting to take luck of Earth's
you forgetting to take luck of Earth's gravity into account. Acceleration is
gravity into account. Acceleration is
gravity into account. Acceleration is much faster. It's closer to 80.
much faster. It's closer to 80.
much faster. It's closer to 80. I'm certainly not forgetting that. But
I'm certainly not forgetting that. But
I'm certainly not forgetting that. But we're on course to take advantage of the
we're on course to take advantage of the
we're on course to take advantage of the orbital eccentricity and mean it at its
orbital eccentricity and mean it at its
orbital eccentricity and mean it at its parhelion.
parhelion.
parhelion. Eccentricity cycle much faster than
Eccentricity cycle much faster than
Eccentricity cycle much faster than Earth. It will pull us forward to
Earth. It will pull us forward to
Earth. It will pull us forward to [Music]
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