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Reality junkies.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, hi, Peter.
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What's up?
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Well, I was wondering... I was wondering
if you had any more of those
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things you gave me.
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The, um, condoms?
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Yeah, those.
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Did you really use them all already?
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Yeah. I mean, I'm not surprised your dad
and I did adhere to you and your friend
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last night.
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But don't be embarrassed.
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I'm the cool stepmom.
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I can handle it.
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Dad and I have talked, and, you know,
you're a teenage boy. You're going
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the change, and you kind of have to
figure it out for yourself.
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So, um, unfortunately, though, I don't
have any in the house. So I'll have to
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go to the store.
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Well, do you think you could go get me
some more, then?
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I mean, I can. Are you shy to buy them
for yourself?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, kind of.
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I mean, you shouldn't be. They're
magnetized.
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But I can surely run to the store for
you as soon as I'm done cleaning here.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome. I really appreciate
that.
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Not a problem at all.
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You're the best.
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What are you doing?
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Um, you kind of caught me.
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Um, well, I was using your cum to try to
get pregnant.
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You were using my cum? It looks like my
mom's fucking herself with my cum.
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Well, yeah, that's kind of what it was.
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Listen, Alex, we need to talk. Can you
sit down, please?
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So your father and I have been trying to
get pregnant, and I'm getting really
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impatient because it's kind of not
working.
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Oh, does that mean I'm going to have a
baby brother?
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Maybe, but I think I'm going to need a
little more help.
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See, I came in here to use your condom
because, well, your dad's not getting
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job done, and I...
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I just really want to have this baby of
my own, you know, and I don't want to
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lose your dad.
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So, um, maybe you can help me out?
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My cum?
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Yeah.
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I mean, you know, like, I need it to get
pregnant.
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Well... Do you want to help?
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How?
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Um, well, we could, um...
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You know, you kind of need to come
inside of someone to have a baby, so
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could have sex?
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That's really weird, but in like a super
hot way.
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So, I just need another condom then,
right?
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No, no, no. I was thinking more, you
know, actual sex. Like, you know, you
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could...
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Fuck me.
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We might have to do it, you know, a
couple times, though, because it doesn't
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always work on the first try.
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A couple times?
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Yeah.
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You think you'd be interested?
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You want to help me out?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Thank you.
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You're gonna have to keep this a secret,
you know, so your dad doesn't know.
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Mmm.
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What?
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me touches you.
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Does it feel good?
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Why don't you lay down?
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if not we'll have to try this again
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