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Reality junkies.

Hey, Mom.

Oh, hi, Peter.

What's up?

Well, I was wondering... I was wondering if you had any more of those

things you gave me.

The, um, condoms?

Yeah, those.

Did you really use them all already?

Yeah. I mean, I'm not surprised your dad and I did adhere to you and your friend

last night.

But don't be embarrassed.

I'm the cool stepmom.

I can handle it.

Dad and I have talked, and, you know, you're a teenage boy. You're going

the change, and you kind of have to figure it out for yourself.

So, um, unfortunately, though, I don't have any in the house. So I'll have to

go to the store.

Well, do you think you could go get me some more, then?

I mean, I can. Are you shy to buy them for yourself?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, kind of.

I mean, you shouldn't be. They're magnetized.

But I can surely run to the store for you as soon as I'm done cleaning here.

Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome. I really appreciate that.

Not a problem at all.

You're the best.

What are you doing?

Um, you kind of caught me.

Um, well, I was using your cum to try to get pregnant.

You were using my cum? It looks like my mom's fucking herself with my cum.

Well, yeah, that's kind of what it was.

Listen, Alex, we need to talk. Can you sit down, please?

So your father and I have been trying to get pregnant, and I'm getting really

impatient because it's kind of not working.

Oh, does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?

Maybe, but I think I'm going to need a little more help.

See, I came in here to use your condom because, well, your dad's not getting

job done, and I...

I just really want to have this baby of my own, you know, and I don't want to

lose your dad.

So, um, maybe you can help me out?

My cum?

Yeah.

I mean, you know, like, I need it to get pregnant.

Well... Do you want to help?

How?

Um, well, we could, um...

You know, you kind of need to come inside of someone to have a baby, so

could have sex?

That's really weird, but in like a super hot way.

So, I just need another condom then, right?

No, no, no. I was thinking more, you know, actual sex. Like, you know, you

could...

Fuck me.

We might have to do it, you know, a couple times, though, because it doesn't

always work on the first try.

A couple times?

Yeah.

You think you'd be interested?

You want to help me out?

Yeah. Yeah?

Thank you.

You're gonna have to keep this a secret, you know, so your dad doesn't know.

Mmm.

What?

me touches you.

Does it feel good?

Why don't you lay down?

if not we'll have to try this again