Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,898 --> 00:00:13,258
Oh, there she is.
2
00:00:13,938 --> 00:00:14,838
Oh, it's chilly.
3
00:00:15,538 --> 00:00:16,478
Oh, my gosh.
4
00:00:16,718 --> 00:00:17,598
How was that?
5
00:00:18,058 --> 00:00:18,458
Freezing.
6
00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:22,698
I cannot believe I just had to pee on the side of the road, and it's, like, negative 20 degrees.
7
00:00:23,418 --> 00:00:24,358
Oh, my God.
8
00:00:24,578 --> 00:00:26,518
I was going to take a picture and send it to Dad.
9
00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:28,898
You don't.
10
00:00:28,938 --> 00:00:30,218
Don't do stuff like that.
11
00:00:30,278 --> 00:00:31,418
That's not nice.
12
00:00:31,618 --> 00:00:32,458
I was going to.
13
00:00:32,518 --> 00:00:33,198
I didn't, though.
14
00:00:33,538 --> 00:00:33,938
Good.
15
00:00:34,018 --> 00:00:34,618
I'm glad.
16
00:00:36,258 --> 00:00:37,898
I can't believe you watched me pee.
17
00:00:37,998 --> 00:00:39,238
That's weird.
18
00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:43,478
I don't really like watching, per se, but...
19
00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:44,658
Just making fun of me.
20
00:00:45,038 --> 00:00:45,338
Yeah.
21
00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,278
There's so much snow.
22
00:00:47,358 --> 00:00:48,158
It's so cold.
23
00:00:49,058 --> 00:00:49,538
Yeah.
24
00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:51,358
It would make one's nipples hard, right?
25
00:00:51,558 --> 00:00:51,778
Yeah.
26
00:00:51,838 --> 00:00:53,118
We're almost out of the mountains, though.
27
00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:54,838
I can't wait to get back to some civilization.
28
00:00:55,818 --> 00:00:56,138
Yeah.
29
00:00:56,298 --> 00:01:00,478
So let's talk about these girls and these parties.
30
00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:05,698
I thought we talked about that yesterday, sweetheart.
31
00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:08,558
I know, but I want to know more.
32
00:01:08,558 --> 00:01:09,218
I want to talk about...
33
00:01:09,218 --> 00:01:09,478
Why?
34
00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,338
Well, I mean, there's not really much more.
35
00:01:12,398 --> 00:01:13,958
I mean, the parties are pretty subjective.
36
00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:17,458
Like, they're not, you know, anything...
37
00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,198
They're not that big of a deal.
38
00:01:20,338 --> 00:01:21,998
That's not why you're going to college.
39
00:01:22,178 --> 00:01:28,638
You're going to college to, you know, be educated and get a degree and better your future.
40
00:01:28,738 --> 00:01:33,458
You're not going to college to just party with a bunch of girls, you know, and...
41
00:01:34,058 --> 00:01:36,714
That's not why we're sending you to college.
42
00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:39,194
That's not why your father is paying.
43
00:01:39,674 --> 00:01:41,654
For a four-year degree.
44
00:01:42,234 --> 00:01:44,854
Okay, well, then I'll just say a statement, then.
45
00:01:44,994 --> 00:01:50,342
I 100% am going to get laid in my first week.
46
00:01:52,582 --> 00:01:53,422
That's fine.
47
00:01:53,522 --> 00:01:54,302
Why do you have to...
48
00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:55,962
I don't need to know that.
49
00:01:56,562 --> 00:02:00,042
Like, I don't understand why you think I need to know that.
50
00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:03,802
Just know it.
51
00:02:03,882 --> 00:02:04,602
It's going to happen.
52
00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,602
Oh, you said that you, uh...
53
00:02:09,842 --> 00:02:12,582
You've been in a wet t-shirt contest before, right?
54
00:02:13,582 --> 00:02:14,662
I did.
55
00:02:14,882 --> 00:02:16,062
Did you win?
56
00:02:16,442 --> 00:02:17,822
No, I told you.
57
00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:20,022
Yeah, I told you yesterday I didn't win.
58
00:02:21,162 --> 00:02:22,354
You won.
59
00:02:22,594 --> 00:02:23,114
I...
60
00:02:23,114 --> 00:02:25,354
I wish I didn't win.
61
00:02:25,654 --> 00:02:28,474
The winner, though, I think she won, like, $1,500.
62
00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:30,654
And when you're in college, that's a lot of money.
63
00:02:31,954 --> 00:02:34,290
I think 50 bucks is a lot of money.
64
00:02:36,454 --> 00:02:39,234
Speaking of, is your dad still going to give you an allowance when you're away,
65
00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:40,554
or are you just going to be on, um...
66
00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:45,562
you know, your student allowance from the loans?
67
00:02:45,762 --> 00:02:47,762
Shoot, I hope he gives me an allowance.
68
00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:49,762
We'll see.
69
00:02:49,762 --> 00:02:51,042
Will you talk him into it?
70
00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:53,042
Will you put in a good word for me?
71
00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,042
I'll do my best.
72
00:02:57,042 --> 00:02:59,042
Thank you again. This is great.
73
00:02:59,042 --> 00:03:01,042
Of course. I'm just excited. We're almost through the mountains.
74
00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,042
Get back to civilization.
75
00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:05,042
And then, I mean, once we get through the mountains,
76
00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:07,042
I think it's only 15 more hours and we'll be there.
77
00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:09,042
Yeah, and then I can
78
00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:10,542
mack on some girls.
79
00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:14,542
Look at some titties. Whistle at some babes.
80
00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,574
No.
81
00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,574
You can do that when I leave.
82
00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,926
Yeah.
83
00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:24,926
Yeah, I can do that.
84
00:03:24,926 --> 00:03:26,926
You were the silliest,
85
00:03:26,926 --> 00:03:28,926
silliest boy, Oliver.
86
00:03:28,926 --> 00:03:30,926
I mean, you were just...you know what?
87
00:03:30,926 --> 00:03:32,926
This actually reminds me of the time
88
00:03:32,926 --> 00:03:34,926
that you found your father's Playboys
89
00:03:34,926 --> 00:03:36,926
when you were in, what, the
90
00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,926
ninth grade or something?
91
00:03:38,926 --> 00:03:40,926
And you went on a tangent for a week
92
00:03:40,926 --> 00:03:42,926
how you were gonna be a Playboy photographer
93
00:03:42,926 --> 00:03:44,926
because all you wanted to do
94
00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:46,926
was see naked women.
95
00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,926
Yes!
96
00:03:48,926 --> 00:03:50,926
Oh my god, that's exactly what I wanted to do.
97
00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,926
Oh my god, you were just...
98
00:03:52,926 --> 00:03:54,926
the testosterone that runs through you
99
00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:56,926
when your father is crazy.
100
00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,926
What?
101
00:03:58,926 --> 00:04:03,078
What's wrong?
102
00:04:03,078 --> 00:04:05,078
I have a boner again.
103
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:09,486
Again?
104
00:04:09,486 --> 00:04:11,486
Yeah.
105
00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:13,486
So, okay,
106
00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:18,246
um,
107
00:04:18,246 --> 00:04:20,246
you know, we're in the mountains right now, Oliver.
108
00:04:20,246 --> 00:04:22,246
Like, this is just too dangerous.
109
00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:24,246
I can't, I can't just reach over there
110
00:04:24,246 --> 00:04:26,246
and help you. Like, that's not...
111
00:04:26,246 --> 00:04:28,246
you need to figure this out.
112
00:04:28,246 --> 00:04:30,246
Wait, what do you mean I need to figure it out?
113
00:04:30,246 --> 00:04:32,246
You just, you need to figure it out.
114
00:04:32,246 --> 00:04:34,246
If you have an uncomfortable situation
115
00:04:34,246 --> 00:04:36,246
going on over there,
116
00:04:36,246 --> 00:04:38,246
then you need to figure it out
117
00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:40,246
on your own over there because I am driving
118
00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:42,246
through the mountains and it is dangerous
119
00:04:42,246 --> 00:04:44,246
and I cannot do this one handed.
120
00:04:44,246 --> 00:04:46,246
So you're not gonna help me?
121
00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,246
I literally cannot.
122
00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,246
So you want me to try to do it?
123
00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,246
Yeah. Again,
124
00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:54,246
try, just try, just try.
125
00:04:54,246 --> 00:04:56,246
Just, okay, well I'm gonna pull my pants down.
126
00:04:56,246 --> 00:04:58,246
Fine, and then I'm not gonna look.
127
00:04:58,246 --> 00:05:00,246
Ugh.
128
00:05:00,246 --> 00:05:04,142
Oh my...
129
00:05:10,074 --> 00:05:12,074
This isn't gonna work.
130
00:05:12,634 --> 00:05:19,118
Well, I told you I can't, I can't reach over there while I'm driving. This is so dangerous.
131
00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:25,478
Do you just, it just won't, you just can't wait till we get through this?
132
00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:28,618
No. I'm rock hard.
133
00:05:30,078 --> 00:05:35,098
Okay, well the only way I can help you is if I pull over. So I need to just find a place to pull over then.
134
00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:39,238
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, find a place to pull over.
135
00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,238
Pull over. I have an idea.
136
00:05:41,238 --> 00:05:42,238
Okay, fine.
137
00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:44,238
Perfect.
138
00:05:45,238 --> 00:05:48,238
Pull your pants back up at least until we get pulled over.
139
00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:51,238
Okay. Fine.
140
00:05:56,986 --> 00:05:58,866
over there or something. I know, okay, okay.
141
00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,386
See why I didn't want to call over in the mountains?
142
00:06:21,386 --> 00:06:22,586
Yeah, but this is perfect.
143
00:06:29,082 --> 00:06:35,522
the seat belt off. All right, now I can pull these back down. All right, sweetie. Okay.
144
00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:43,322
All right. So you want me to just use my hand? Um, I was thinking maybe you're,
145
00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:48,542
maybe something a little different. What do you mean different? Here, I'm going to put up some
146
00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:52,142
of the sunshades that we use for your brother. Okay. Yeah. Sweet. No one can.
147
00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:56,082
What do you mean different? I was thinking maybe you could use your mouth.
148
00:06:59,082 --> 00:07:08,282
Um, my mouth? Yeah. Yeah. My, come on. I mean, it'll be super fast. I promise it'll be way
149
00:07:08,282 --> 00:07:21,382
faster than the hand. That is so not appropriate. Um, I, you really just asked me that. Come on,
150
00:07:21,502 --> 00:07:26,742
please mom. It'll be super fast. I'll, I'll just come really quick. And we, I'm your stepmother.
151
00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,062
I know, but we're almost there. Don't you want to get there before?
152
00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:34,502
Nightfall? Don't you? We need to. The check-in, they don't let you check in after 10.
153
00:07:34,742 --> 00:07:41,202
Well then help me, please. I need your help. I promise it'll be super fast. Please.
154
00:07:44,562 --> 00:07:54,562
You cannot tell a soul about this. Okay. I won't tell anybody. Okay. All right. Okay.
155
00:07:54,562 --> 00:07:58,122
Oh, perfect. Okay.
156
00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:08,542
Um, I can't, I'm about to suck my stepson's dick. You're sure this is the only way? Yes. Okay.
157
00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:40,202
Is this working? Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't stop. Yeah, this is great
158
00:08:40,922 --> 00:08:46,842
Oh my gosh, you look so great ma. Oh, i'm your stepmom. Please. Don't call me. Okay, okay
159
00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:49,742
stepmom
160
00:08:55,514 --> 00:08:56,354
Oh wow.
161
00:09:03,226 --> 00:09:05,486
Oh my.
162
00:09:06,826 --> 00:09:08,706
Just like that, just like that.
163
00:09:10,906 --> 00:09:12,746
I like when you look up at me too.
164
00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:17,814
Please don't make this any weirder than it is.
165
00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:18,674
Okay?
166
00:09:19,214 --> 00:09:19,614
Okay.
167
00:09:19,614 --> 00:09:19,774
Okay.
168
00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,374
Oh yeah.
169
00:09:28,754 --> 00:09:30,174
Yeah, just like that.
170
00:09:34,394 --> 00:09:36,454
Oh wow.
171
00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:45,034
Yeah.
172
00:09:46,214 --> 00:09:48,394
Oh, keep going like that.
173
00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,734
Yeah, keep going just like that.
174
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,634
Oh yeah.
175
00:09:58,662 --> 00:09:59,622
Oh yeah.
176
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,602
Oh, you're gonna make me.
177
00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,362
Oh, you're gonna make me come.
178
00:10:06,202 --> 00:10:08,042
Keep going, keep going.
179
00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:13,482
Oh, I'm coming.
180
00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:30,882
I can't believe you just made me swallow that.
181
00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:34,142
Oh, fuck.
182
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:35,622
You.
183
00:10:35,622 --> 00:10:35,682
You.
184
00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:35,742
You.
185
00:10:35,742 --> 00:10:36,182
You.
12531
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof