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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,263 (hip-hop music) 4 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,733 (techno music) 5 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,121 (hip-hop music) 6 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,336 * One hundred gram * 7 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:49,341 * I know it's been way too long yeah * 8 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,886 * I've been on the low just counting up * 9 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:57,307 * Focused on the paper not no feelins show no love * 10 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:01,144 * Brand new vibes got me up in the house like * 11 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,312 * Woo. * 12 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,230 * Count up the money okay okay * 13 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,441 * Might buy a crib with a view in LA * 14 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,611 * Niggas keep plottin they want me to break down * 15 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,237 * Nah * 16 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,822 * I'm trina hang with yo boo and a few * 17 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,241 * Bought me a flight from the a to the moon * 18 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:19,537 * Niggas is worried don't know what to do now * 19 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,706 * Count up the money okay okay * 20 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,833 * Might buy a crib with a view in LA * 21 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,253 * Niggas keep plottin they want me to break down * 22 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,713 * Nah * 23 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,382 * I'm Trina hang with yo boo and a few * 24 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,509 * Bought me a flight from the a to the moon * 25 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,762 * Niggas is worried don't know what to do now * 26 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:36,680 * Loved you * 27 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:37,597 * Remember me * 28 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,765 * We were cool * 29 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,433 * I can't deal with that * 30 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,309 * Trust me * 31 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,227 * It was me * 32 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,395 * Not you * 33 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,562 * Yeah I know I know I know * 34 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,605 * That's why I'm gone babe * 35 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,524 * Never to return * 36 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,192 * Gotta know your feelings and you gotta know your worth * 37 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,235 * Now that I know that I'm out of this world * 38 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,695 * Out of this earth * 39 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,613 * Niggas can talk but ain't talking to me * 40 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,782 * I work so hard that I took me a nap on this B * 41 00:01:55,824 --> 00:02:00,245 * And woke up like look I'm a star * 42 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,878 (muffled music) 43 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,853 (upbeat classical music) 44 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,575 - Is this seat taken? 45 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,580 Excuse me? Is this seat taken? 46 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,917 - That's a stupid ass question. 47 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,253 - Well damn. I was just trying to be polite, 48 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,671 but I guess you're not used to that. 49 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,298 - Excuse you. 50 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,342 I mean, do you see anyone sitting? 51 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,260 - No, but you could have been saving a seat for somebody 52 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,887 or even better, 53 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,472 they could have just walked away for a moment. 54 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,974 Geez. Are you always this uptight? 55 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,934 Let me buy you a drink. 56 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,273 - So you buying drinks? 57 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,776 - I think you need one. 58 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,361 - Oh hell yeah. 59 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,696 Sit your ass right here. Come on. 60 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:18,907 All right. 61 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,036 So what's your name, bruh? 62 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,496 - My name's Curtis. 63 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,622 Curtis Wellington and I'm from 64 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,040 - [Cali] Curtis Wellington. 65 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,958 - Yes, and I'm from South Carolina. 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,710 I'm here on vacation first to get away from the chaos 67 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,253 of running for Congress. 68 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,630 - Oh - Yeah. 69 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,341 And secondly, to propose to my girlfriend. 70 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,759 - Oh no. 71 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,428 Where's she at, Curtis Wellington? 72 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,597 Look my nigga, don't be over here talking to me 73 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,557 starting shit. 74 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:48,937 I didn't fly 2000 miles to have to beat a bitch ass. 75 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,856 I can't catch no case overseas. 76 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,567 You know how long I had to save up for this trip? 77 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,403 So you could take a little drink with you. 78 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:59,280 I pay for all exclusive any damn way 79 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,784 and I plan on getting all my money's worth. 80 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:09,708 - Okay, well first of all, I don't date insecure women. 81 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,420 And secondly, everyone knows that all inclusive 82 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,547 is only cheap water down liquor. 83 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,924 Let me buy you a real drink. 84 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,718 Excuse me. 85 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,928 Can we get two Luda thirteens on the rocks please? 86 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,304 Thank you. 87 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,014 - Oh 88 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:26,641 Do you. 89 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,437 You won't hear shit else from me. 90 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,482 - So 91 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,944 - You said you're a Republican, huh? 92 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,070 - No, I didn't. 93 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,613 - [Cali] What? 94 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,365 - I said I'm running for Congress. 95 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,576 I'm a Democratic congressman, not a Republican. 96 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,494 - What's the difference? 97 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,539 I mean, all you politicians lie to get in office anyway. 98 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:50,665 - Is that what you think? 99 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,083 - Oh, that's what I know. 100 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,961 - Well that's enough about me and what I do. 101 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,463 What about you? Where you from? 102 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,964 What brings you to Aruba? 103 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,633 - Well, I'm from California. 104 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,344 - Wow, born and raised? 105 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,095 Okay. 106 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,723 - I was raised by both my mom and my dad in South Central LA 107 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,640 Yay, yay. 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,684 - Okay, Cali. 109 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,103 - My parents are still happily 110 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,440 yet sometimes unhappily married. 111 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,984 We come from a middle class family. Yep. 112 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:22,030 With strong morals and ethics and they raised us in church. 113 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,366 My sister and I, I have a younger sister. 114 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,658 - You sure you're not running for congress? 115 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,035 - No, no, no, no. 116 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:33,375 You know, I watched my parents partner up 117 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,003 and deal with shit that could have broken up our family, 118 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,423 but they stood strong, especially my mom. 119 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,009 And I grew up wanting that type of relationship 120 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,178 my parents had, you know? 121 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,097 - Okay. 122 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,848 And I thought I had that when I married my daughter's father 123 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,891 but I didn't. 124 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,811 - So you were married once before? 125 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:53,770 - Mm, yeah. 126 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,649 But dude was a solo act, you know what I'm saying? 127 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:02,028 I mean just trying to impress everybody and anybody but me. 128 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,489 We moved to a place we call the IE 129 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,157 in Riverside County, right? 130 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,953 He said we could get more house for our money out there. 131 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:13,081 So we moved out there to a five bedroom house 132 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,708 with four bathrooms. 133 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,709 - Wow, that's impressive. 134 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,460 - Mm. If you say so. 135 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,922 Listen, I have four bathrooms 136 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,925 and only one roll of toilet paper. 137 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:24,843 - Damn. 138 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,887 - Oh my God. 139 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,057 Man, we was out there struggling real bad, you know. 140 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,686 Cause the gas prices in order to commute back and forth, 141 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,731 high electric bill cuz it was hot as hell out there. 142 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,735 You know I need some air and gas at home when it was cold. 143 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,904 Oh, and to top it off, childcare was expensive 144 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,574 cuz of the amount of hours we needed. 145 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,451 Oh god, it was a mess. 146 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,747 Probably one of the most stressful times in my life. 147 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,665 So, of course, 148 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,792 financial problems can break up the best relationships 149 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,878 and I just packed up my baby, 150 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,756 we moved back to the city in a two bedroom place. 151 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,091 And let me tell you, I love it. 152 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,010 Oh, I love it. 153 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,554 As they say, you can't put a price on peace, right 154 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,181 - I'll drink to that. 155 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,936 - So yeah, when we got back I was just gonna, oh. 156 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:17,854 Oh my God. 157 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,983 What am I doing? I am so sorry. 158 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,610 Look at me, I'm just running my mouth, 159 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,487 boring you about my life. 160 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,782 Hell, I'm on vacation and you're waiting for your girl, 161 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,576 No, no, no. Your fiance, right? 162 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,119 I'm so sorry. Let me get outta here. 163 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,789 I have wasted enough of your time. 164 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,832 I'm sure you don't want to hear more about my born. 165 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,210 - No, no, listen. It's okay. 166 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,922 Tell me more. I'm interested in your story. 167 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,012 Please continue. 168 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:52,847 - Okay. 169 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,519 Yeah, when we got back to LA. 170 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:03,817 (upbeat hip hop music begins) 171 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,206 (upbeat hip hop music continues) 172 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:32,637 (upbeat hip hop music continues) 173 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:46,693 (upbeat hip hop music continues) 174 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:01,249 (upbeat hip hop music continues) 175 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,839 (upbeat hip hop music ends) 176 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,095 - Hey, last call you guys. 177 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,638 - Whoa. 178 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,724 Where'd the time go? 179 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:21,686 - Oh, my girls are probably paranoid as hell. 180 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,396 Let me get outta here. 181 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,857 - Well I hope you find that hookup you're looking for. 182 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:30,153 - Hell nah, I done already told you I'm here to turn up. 183 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,322 Me and my girls made payment on this shit 184 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,948 for the last nine months 185 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,743 and we going get all our moneys worth. 186 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,619 - Yep. 187 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,620 I remember. 188 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,790 - So you a comedian now, huh? 189 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,626 - Just a little bit. Just a little bit. 190 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,627 - Okay. 191 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,337 - Well listen. 192 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,924 A toast to an outstanding turn up weekend, right. 193 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,177 I mean, that's why we're here after all, right? 194 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,720 - Yeah. 195 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,846 - No drama, no fighting, no campaigning, 196 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,015 just laughs and a good time. 197 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,685 - I like that. I like that. 198 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,019 - Yeah. 199 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,688 Oh by the way, I didn't catch your name, 200 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,356 but do you mind if I call you, Cali? 201 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,149 - Cali? I like that. 202 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,946 As long as I'm able to call you Congress? 203 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:13,988 - Deal. 204 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:14,906 - Yeah. 205 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,784 - [Congress] Goodnight, Cali. 206 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,703 - Goodnight, Congress. 207 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,168 (muffled music) 208 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,346 - You can settle up. 209 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,063 (upbeat music) 210 00:10:56,448 --> 00:11:00,452 Simply because she (indistinct) 211 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,459 But every time you hear me 212 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,376 - Babe 213 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,338 Where you been? 214 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,715 It is the morning. 215 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,383 - Girl. 216 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,843 Go back to sleep. We'll talk about it in the morning. 217 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,011 - Girl, it is the morning. 218 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,305 You've been gone for hours. 219 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,182 We tried calling you. 220 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,768 You know that damn Boost Mobile don't work out here. 221 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,020 You should have let somebody know where you was going. 222 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,189 - Girl, I'm grown, okay 223 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,359 Besides, I never left the resort, I was cool. 224 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,446 Stop overreacting. Calm down and go back to sleep. 225 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:40,200 - Look, for the rest of this trip we travel in two's. 226 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,868 We in a whole different country. 227 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,037 We don't know these damn people. 228 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,456 You know what happened to that one white girl. 229 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,041 - Who? 230 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,460 - Natalee Holloway. Mm, poor baby. 231 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,130 Let she rest in peace. 232 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,050 You know if your ass come up missing, you just missing. 233 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,052 They don't look for black people. 234 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,513 - OMG, Sheila, seriously. 235 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,849 Damn, girl. You're killing my vibe. 236 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,102 Look, okay, I was at the bar 237 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,396 and I met a nice gentleman 238 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:13,066 who happened to be running for congress in his hometown. 239 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,026 - A who? 240 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,904 Girl, bye. What the hell you gonna do with a congressman? 241 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,447 I hope you know he probably wanted to hit it 242 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,324 while you was out here. 243 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,910 Then you gonna be mad when he don't call yo ass. 244 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,829 - It isn't even like that. 245 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,290 It was just a open conversation, you know? 246 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,337 I mean girl, we could have talked all night. 247 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,256 He was just different. 248 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,508 I mean you just don't meet people you feel comfortable 249 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,387 sharing details about your life with. 250 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,930 And you know me, 251 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,224 I don't tell anybody shit about me 252 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,061 but for some reason just opened up. 253 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,940 Like for the first time in my life I saw a man 254 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,318 that could be my friend first versus a lover. 255 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,112 - You just met him. 256 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,613 - I know, bitch 257 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,491 But that's what makes our connection unique. 258 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,868 Ugh. 259 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,953 - Girl, get some rest. 260 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,040 You must be jet lag or something. You sounding real crazy. 261 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,583 You sound delirious. 262 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,460 - Oh, really? 263 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,962 So it's crazy to think that one day I just might meet a man 264 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:20,633 that would be my best friend first then my lover? 265 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:24,512 I guess this day and age that does sound crazy. 266 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,306 Night, bitch. 267 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,391 - No, good morning, bitch 268 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,563 * Josh don't do that shit * 269 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,274 * Knockin', boots Bruno Magli * 270 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,985 * When I pop out like Loch Ness * 271 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,280 * Polished briefcase no wallet * 272 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,240 * Just blew a bag like scotsman * 273 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,452 * Kilt that in the AM going real fast * 274 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,496 * UK honey had to drill that * 275 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,290 * Bonds man bailed out no conflict * 276 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,210 * Might've said I love her but I never made a promise * 277 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,504 * She want seed, told her nothing's gonna blossom * 278 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,090 * Badger me for info had to ship her to Wisconsin * 279 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,633 - At 4, in the morning. 280 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,510 - You tried. 281 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:07,263 That's the guy was telling me about. Hey Congress. 282 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,181 - Mm mm 283 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,396 - I know, I know this mother fucker didn't, 284 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,565 I mean his ass kept me up all night talking about that bitch 285 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,317 and now he can't even bother introduce me 286 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,528 to her stuck up ass 287 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,947 - Well you thought he liked your ass or something? 288 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,365 Hell he look boring as hell 289 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,242 and she look like she got a stick up her ass. 290 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,952 Fuck them. 291 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,412 - Ah, I didn't even want that. 292 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,581 Just common in decency, you know what I'm sayin? 293 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,961 Nigga, don't act like you don't see me cuz you with yo bitch 294 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,254 What the hell am I going through? 295 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,714 - You trippin. 296 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:41,548 - I mean it's not even my type anyway. 297 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,716 - It's aight. 298 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,717 - He knows beard gang over here. 299 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,343 - Gang, gang gang. 300 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,344 - I mean who really fucks with niggas 301 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,388 with a JCPenney suit on. 302 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,306 - Well you know how niggas are. 303 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,560 They probably was arguing and he used you for pastime 304 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,229 until she took his ass back. 305 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,981 Look, let it go. 306 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,400 Don't let him or her fuck up our trip, bitch. 307 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,653 We've been waiting too long for this. 308 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,196 - Okay. 309 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,614 - It's too many niggas. 310 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:10,118 I mean too many niggas out here on this beach. 311 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,247 But not that one. 312 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,540 - What was that? 313 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,418 - We got our fashion nova shit son. 314 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,627 Let's make it do what it do, bitch. 315 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,629 - You right. You right. 316 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,466 Fuck him and her. 317 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,594 * Bounce back. * 318 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,596 * I think I had too much * 319 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,097 * I take another cup now I'm stuck in the morning * 320 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,349 * Imma bounce back * 321 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,516 * Now if I take a loss, * 322 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,684 * don't worry cuz I'm not * 323 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,769 * It ain't nothing to a boss * 324 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,479 * Imma bounce back * 325 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,272 * Now if the pussy good, I might double up back * 326 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,440 * Give her wood, understood * 327 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,733 * Then I bounce back * 328 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,735 * Opposition's getting tricky * 329 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,236 * Leave yo ass sticky with the blikky try to get me * 330 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,696 * Better bounce back * 331 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,615 * That's why I got it come in different ways * 332 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,575 * I need the bag for my chips like a bag of Lays * 333 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,119 * I'm on point like a blade I ain't with the shade * 334 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,329 * Lined it up like a * 335 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,122 - I'm back baby. 336 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,582 - Hey sister. 337 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,708 - Oh, gosh 338 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,293 - Let me take this from you. 339 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,003 - Oh baby. - Oh look at you. 340 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,713 - What? 341 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,298 - You lose, nigga you look good, you lose some weight? 342 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,758 Ooh, your head look all smooth. 343 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,094 - Move bitch. I didn't bring you shit back. 344 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,762 Don't be sucking up to me. 345 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,097 - Don't me coming in here talking all that shit. 346 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,223 You know it was real peaceful 347 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,683 before you brought yo ass back. 348 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,393 - Oh, hush. You know you happy to see me. 349 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,644 - Whatever. 350 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,521 So how was your trip? 351 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,023 - Ooh, Girl, we had a blast. 352 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,733 Oh my God it was so good. 353 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,777 Ooh, except for Regina cheap ass. 354 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,447 Now that bitch, she ain't going nowhere with me. 355 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,074 - You say that same shit every time. 356 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,243 Every time, she end up right back with ya. 357 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,663 - Oh, shut up. I mean it this time. Where's my baby? 358 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,832 Ooh, did you make sure Duke had enough to eat? 359 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,333 - I'm down. 360 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,168 Your baby is with her dad. 361 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,380 And that ugly thing that you just keep calling a fucking dog 362 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,465 is outside, running around somewhere. 363 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,467 - Bitch, don't be talking about my dog. 364 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,803 He looks better than half the niggas you used to fuck with. 365 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,180 Ooh, did I say that out loud, Lord? 366 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,348 - Wow. 367 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,558 Disrespectful. You know what? 368 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,434 - What? 369 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,102 - Not today. 370 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,520 Back to you and your trip. So how was it? 371 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,105 Did you meet you somebody new? 372 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,773 Like did you get you some good, good. 373 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,691 - Nah. 374 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,821 But I did meet this square ass congressman. 375 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,781 - Congressman. 376 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,408 - What's so funny? 377 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,077 You don't think I'm capable of hooking up 378 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,704 with a congressman? 379 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,707 - Bitch. What would a congressman want with yo ass? 380 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,792 You are hood as fuck. 381 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,627 - Why are you always assume 382 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,255 I gotta hook up with every guy I meet, you nut. 383 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,299 - That's because you do. 384 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,217 - Okay. Okay. 385 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,511 Yes, but not this time. 386 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,431 That nigga had a JCPenney suit on. 387 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,432 - JCPenney? 388 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,809 - You know I love me a thug. 389 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:40,727 - Yeah 390 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,605 Okay. 391 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,523 - But seriously, he was cool. 392 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,318 You know, we had a great conversation. 393 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,736 He was actually out there 394 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,405 to get away from his upcoming election, girl 395 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,867 and to propose to this debutante looking sister. 396 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,745 I mean, she was pretty, ain't gonna hate, she was all right. 397 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:03,333 But homegirl was not friendly at all, you hear me? 398 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,794 But overall he was cool. You know. 399 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,505 We exchanged numbers and we'll see what happens, 400 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,258 but I doubt he calls. I don't know. 401 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,718 - Well, who cares? 402 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,304 I mean, he's not even your type anyway, so. 403 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,849 - Yeah, but surprisingly I enjoyed his conversation. 404 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,477 But like I said, I, I doubt he calls 405 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,521 and you know me, I sure ain't calling. 406 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,691 - Oh yeah, you're definitely not calling anybody. 407 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:31,528 Well this was great. But I have plans. Yes I do. 408 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,781 But we could talk more about your trip tomorrow. 409 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,657 Okay. 410 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,244 - Well thanks for hanging out with my babies. 411 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,412 - Oh yes, for sure. 412 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,788 Oh yeah, by the way, 413 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,791 I did drink up the rest of your Mascato. 414 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,668 - God, dog, really? 415 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,462 - I love you, sissy though. Bye. 416 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,801 * Yeah yeah * 417 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,511 * Yeah yeah * 418 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,805 * If life is a movie, you got a choice * 419 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,473 * So what are you choosing * 420 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,434 * Bend or you fold? * 421 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,852 * My dogs are holding the code we never get loosie * 422 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,854 * These days everyone's wrapped in gold * 423 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,689 * The money will change you 'fore you even know * 424 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,649 * Don't let the snakin' change up your goals * 425 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,819 * Keepin' it honest, don't tell 'em who told * 426 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:13,987 - Hello? 427 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,364 - Hey Cali, you made it in? 428 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,325 - Wow. 429 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,202 Hey, Congress. 430 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,581 Man, what you doing and what time is it in the country? 431 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,332 - Oh wow. Really? 432 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,543 So I'm in the country now. 433 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,422 It's not that late. We probably got y'all by like two hours. 434 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,842 - Oh okay. Well it's good to hear from you. 435 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,304 I didn't think you would call honestly. 436 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,598 - Why not? Look you crazy as hell 437 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,808 and I love meeting fun new people. 438 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,643 - Yeah, you cool too. 439 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,522 When your girls not around. 440 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,857 - What you mean? 441 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,693 - I don't know. 442 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,403 You just seem uptight when you with her that's it. 443 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,906 Like you gotta stick up your ass and shit. 444 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:58,782 - Wow. 445 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,408 - Yeah. 446 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,327 You know you walk right past me at the resort 447 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,663 like you didn't know me. That shit wasn't cool man. 448 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,416 - Look. 449 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,545 You know, sometimes you just gotta, you know, play the role. 450 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,381 - Man, fuck that, okay 451 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,549 Life is too short to be playing. 452 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:20,303 Hell, it is what it is and I'm going to be me, 453 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,555 especially with someone I'm playing on spending the rest 454 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,683 of my life with. 455 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,851 - Well you seen my fiance. 456 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,270 She look good, don't she? 457 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,563 - She aight. 458 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,440 - Wow, okay. Anyway. 459 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,777 She coulda had any brother that she wanted but she chose me. 460 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,904 You know, I can't mess that up. 461 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:42,701 - Yeah, well the Holy Spirit told me, mm she ain't shit. 462 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:44,744 - What? 463 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,415 - Listen, I ain't saying she a gold digger, 464 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:52,794 but I could tell she don't fuck with no broke niggas. 465 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,297 What, I'm just keeping it real. 466 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,882 - Yo you, you crazy 467 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,844 and you really thought I wouldn't call. 468 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,513 Oh wait, what about you? 469 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,348 Like why you single? 470 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,058 - Here we go. 471 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,103 Cuz of niggas like you, always looking for dimes. 472 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,522 Uh huh, yeah. Trophy wives. 473 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,651 - Wait, so you don't consider yourself a dime? 474 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:20,113 - Not a dime. More like a silver dollar. 475 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,698 - Oh 476 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,075 - Yeah. You know they're nice, round, 477 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,953 shiny and rare. 478 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,708 So when you find one, you should really hold onto it. 479 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,045 But you know if you don't have a certain look, 480 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,921 brothers don't have an interest 481 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,674 and I ain't changing shit about me, you hear me? 482 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,594 Take me as I am, bloated, moody, 483 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,765 overeating with a whole lot of gas and having fun. 484 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,809 My dear man. 485 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,978 I do know the difference between a salad fork 486 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,646 and a dinner fork 487 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,566 but if I wanna use my fingers to eat? 488 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,484 Who cares? 489 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,362 - Wow, you are a mess. 490 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,031 - Stop. 491 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,786 - You are messed up, lemme get off this phone. 492 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,997 It is late and I gotta get back to my campaign. 493 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,916 My team and I are trying to come up with an idea 494 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,918 to like wish the community, you know, 495 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,505 like somebody get the people out to vote. 496 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,840 - Feed them. 497 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:23,718 - Say what? 498 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,806 - You don't need a team to come up with that. 499 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,683 Oh my god. 500 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,852 I swear you politicians, you forget the basics man. 501 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,648 Look, go to the people you represent, right. 502 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,985 Host a community event. Invite the neighborhood. 503 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,197 Yeah, you can have food, music. 504 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,701 Mm, a jumper for the kids, you know, face paint. 505 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,120 You and your miss thang get out there 506 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:54,040 and get up close and personal with your prospective voters. 507 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:57,711 - You know that's actually not a bad idea. 508 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,587 Thanks Cali. 509 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:04,509 You know earlier I just saw the current councilman and 510 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,762 he gave me this look like I already lost the race. 511 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,180 - Wow. 512 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,890 - I can still see that smirk on his face. 513 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,475 - Hmm. 514 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,894 You know what you should have done, Congress. 515 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,062 - What's that? 516 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,064 - You should have smirked back. 517 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:22,485 Looked him dead in his eyes and said to his ass, 518 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,863 you about to lose your child. 519 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,783 Get this dance baby. Get this dance. 520 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,579 - Yeah, you crazy. 521 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,122 - I crack myself up. 522 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,001 - Well look it is late. 523 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,589 Can I call you tomorrow or is your man gonna get mad? 524 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,759 Like I ain't trying to cause no problems. 525 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,093 - Nigga 526 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,179 Call me tomorrow. 527 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,264 - Okay, goodnight. 528 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:52,474 - Goodnight. 529 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,229 Oh shit. He called 530 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,902 - [Voicemail] You have two new voicemails 531 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,862 and two saved messages. 532 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,913 - Hmm, wow. 533 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,749 The doctor left a message. 534 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,293 You know I'll call her back later. Let me tell you this, 535 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,672 she ain't gonna never get me to take another mammogram. 536 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:26,091 That shit felt like my titties are about to burst. 537 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,676 Uh-uh 538 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,844 - Sis, that was your first mammogram? 539 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:32,514 You know you're supposed to take those like once a year? 540 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,265 - First and last, you hear me? 541 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,892 She made me take this one 542 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:38,770 cuz you know I've been resisting for years 543 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,106 but she insisted this year with Covid and all 544 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,525 And I guess I just gave in. 545 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,070 You know let me call her back and see. 546 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,780 Let's get this over with. 547 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:49,823 Is that 866? 548 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:58,081 (singing) 549 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,001 Hi, how you doing? 550 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,294 This is Danita Randall? 551 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,297 Yeah, I'm back, I'm back in town. 552 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,216 Oh man, it was lovely. 553 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,801 It was so lovely. 554 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,013 You know they finally gave a sister a passport, 555 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,807 in spite my little miss hap with LAPD. 556 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,767 Girl I'm surprised too. 557 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:22,022 I got your message. What's going on? 558 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:25,775 Okay. 559 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,324 Okay. 560 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,289 What does that mean? 561 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,082 - Sis, what's wrong? 562 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,922 - Well how large is it. 563 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,385 - Bitch, if you don't tell me what the fuck is going on. 564 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,346 - No, what's happening? 565 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,266 - Okay, wait, hold on, hold on. 566 00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,935 I could get dressed and be right over. 567 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,395 - You right. Sis? 568 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:03,229 - Okay 569 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,397 - Sis. 570 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,899 What's wrong with you? Hello? 571 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,192 Would you shut up 572 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,318 - No. 573 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,361 - Oh my God. 574 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,155 Oh fuck 575 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,199 Shit 576 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,700 - What? Sis, what? 577 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,746 - I have breast cancer. 578 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,083 She said I have breast cancer. 579 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,346 * Tonight I'll sleep in this old house * 580 00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:39,891 * Where dreams were built up from the ground * 581 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:43,186 * A castle built up in the clouds * 582 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:46,272 * Eventually must fall * 583 00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:49,943 * Tomorrow I'll wake up and wish * 584 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:53,405 * That the slipper never fit * 585 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:56,908 * And maybe someday I'll forget * 586 00:26:56,950 --> 00:27:00,286 * We ever loved at all * 587 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:02,205 * Remember what it felt like * 588 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,873 - Fuck 589 00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:07,085 * Back at the start * 590 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,714 * When we were living * 591 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:13,883 * With fairytale hearts * 592 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:17,679 * Wish I could have read the ending * 593 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,931 * Before it played out * 594 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:23,977 * I guess a broken king and queen * 595 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:27,981 * Eventually, give up the crown * 596 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,318 - Look bitch, I need you to get it together, okay? 597 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,155 You acting like a bitch is about to die or something. 598 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:37,198 You heard what the doctor said 599 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,867 With the treatments available 600 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:41,745 and the new advancement in medicine. I got this. 601 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,204 But none of that's gonna be effective 602 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,874 if I don't keep a positive attitude 603 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,877 and I need that from you too, girl. 604 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,756 I can't have baby girl see me like this. 605 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,925 Come on now. See us like this? 606 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,052 - You're right. 607 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,386 I'm just so mad at you. 608 00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:00,221 - What? 609 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:01,348 - Why weren't you getting your mammogram, sis? 610 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,266 You know how important they are. 611 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:06,770 - Because I did not want all that radiation in my body. 612 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,521 Just like I ain't taking that damn vaccine. 613 00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:10,357 You don't know what's in that shit. 614 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,275 - Just like you don't know what's in that shit 615 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:15,487 that you roll up and smoke but yo ass keep smoking it. 616 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,113 - Girl with the news I just got, 617 00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:20,033 I'm about to smoke that shit right now. 618 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:21,034 - Seriously, sis. 619 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,911 - What? Where is it? 620 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,746 - What's gone happen? 621 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:30,251 - I'm gonna beat this, you know. 622 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,921 I gotta be here for baby girl. 623 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,508 I gotta get this over with man. 624 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,802 I mean I prayed on the way over here 625 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:42,764 and I asked, "God please don't call me home right now." 626 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:43,473 Besides 627 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,976 I got a little more dick to get. 628 00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,396 - What? Are you crazy? 629 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,898 - I know, you know how much dick I left in a robot. 630 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,358 I can't let this shit get me down. 631 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,110 I gotta make my way back there next year. 632 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,152 - Oh my god. 633 00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,035 Why you smiling? 634 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,538 I thought you said you didn't like the nerd. 635 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,289 Tell him to stop calling you 636 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:09,874 because you have other important things to tend to sis. 637 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,835 - Oh my god, would you shut up? 638 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,461 Geez. 639 00:29:13,503 --> 00:29:16,840 He's not gonna know about anything what I'm going through. 640 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,550 - Wow. 641 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,928 Okay, well I guess I'll just wait in the car then. 642 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:22,846 Oh. 643 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:27,225 - Hey, I'm just checking in with you. 644 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:30,186 Don't mean to bother you. You probably have a date tonight. 645 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:33,565 - Nah, I am tired of wasting my time on dates. 646 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,275 You know the last date I went on, 647 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,402 the nigga ate all my shrimps from my plate. 648 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:41,990 - What? Now why would a brother steal your shrimp, Cali? 649 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,408 - You don't believe me, huh? 650 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,035 Watch. 651 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:47,579 I purposely ate three of my eight shrimps 652 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,040 they put in my jumbo liar, right? 653 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:52,417 I was saving the rest so I could eat the shit the next day 654 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,044 for lunch. 655 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,503 I figured since homie was paying, 656 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,464 I might as well get two meals out of it. 657 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:01,217 So I ate three and I put the other five to the side. 658 00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:03,887 I went to the bathroom and when I came back, 659 00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,847 the nigga sitting there like he ain't seeing shit 660 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:06,848 or ate shit. 661 00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:10,643 - See this is why I called. 662 00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:13,980 I love laughing and talking with your crazy ass. 663 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,940 - Oh 664 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,526 - By the way, your community picnic idea was a huge hit. 665 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,320 My team loved it. 666 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:22,238 Angelica not so much, 667 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,493 but she's not attending so everyone else is on board. 668 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,370 - No problem. 669 00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:32,165 Where is Angelica? Is she preparing a late dental? 670 00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:34,000 - Actually she's speaking on my behalf 671 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:37,253 at a campaign fundraiser but she should be here soon. 672 00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:39,339 I'm actually ordering from her favorite Chinese restaurant. 673 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:42,550 So order should be here soon as well. 674 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:44,177 - Panda's on Uber Eats. 675 00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:46,221 - Don't nobody want no panda, Cali. 676 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:47,555 - Whatever. 677 00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:48,515 - Bye Cali. 678 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,432 - Duces. 679 00:30:57,399 --> 00:31:01,528 - So you just gonna keep talking to this man laughing 680 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,364 and keke and shit like you haven't received the worst news 681 00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:06,074 of your mother fucken life. 682 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:08,451 - Bitch, that nigga needs me. 683 00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:11,079 Hmm. 684 00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:17,961 And right now 685 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:20,338 I need him too. 686 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,223 I am so scared. 687 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:39,232 (instrumental music begins) 688 00:31:49,534 --> 00:31:53,455 (instrumental music continues) 689 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:06,509 (instrumental music continues) 690 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:20,482 (instrumental music continues) 691 00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:27,197 (phone ringing) 692 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:41,294 What do you want this early in the morning? 693 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:42,754 You lucky I picked up the phone 694 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,340 especially looking like this. 695 00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:48,009 - Do you wake up talking shit? 696 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:52,514 - I talk shit in my sleep. What's happening? 697 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:57,352 - Well, I just wanted to hear a voice 698 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:59,646 before I go into the office, that's all. 699 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:03,024 - Aw. Uh-uh Congress. What's going on? 700 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,652 You sound stressed. 701 00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:09,072 What's happening? 702 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:12,575 - It's just all these campaign liars, man. 703 00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:15,286 Like they starting to get to me and 704 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,706 and I know I shouldn't let them but 705 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:19,791 I be lying if I said that shit didn't hurt. 706 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:20,709 - Mm. 707 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:22,627 Yeah. 708 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,504 Congress. 709 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:27,173 Remember what our mamas used to tell us when we were kids? 710 00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:29,175 - I'm scared to ask. 711 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:31,428 - Well I don't know about your mama, 712 00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,054 but my mama used to say, 713 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:35,348 "They can talk about you all they want 714 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:39,602 as long as they didn't put their hands on you." 715 00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:40,645 You know? 716 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,397 - I forgot that one. 717 00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:46,568 - Congress, all those childhood riddles man 718 00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:50,488 I know for a fact, three of them fucked us up. 719 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:51,781 - What you mean? 720 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:55,493 - The first one they lied and told us was sticks 721 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,787 and stones may break your bones 722 00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:00,457 but names will never hurt you, right. 723 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,375 That shit was a lie. 724 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,793 Then they said, oh, 725 00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:07,130 and then they live happily ever after. 726 00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:08,590 Another damn line. 727 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,468 And to top it off, 728 00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:13,428 they brought that big bone purple mother fucker 729 00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:16,598 talking about I love you, you love me. 730 00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,434 We are a happy family. 731 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,604 That nigga lied too. 732 00:34:25,273 --> 00:34:25,899 Oh God. 733 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,567 - Yeah. 734 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:28,693 Yeah. 735 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:31,529 I made, I made the right call. 736 00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:34,366 Yeah. Call you when I'm down. Thanks Cali. 737 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,742 - Yeah. 738 00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:37,869 - I mean I really needed that. I needed that. 739 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:41,331 - Who's that walking back and forth like that. 740 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,124 - Oh, that's Angelica. 741 00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:44,751 She's just getting something to eat. 742 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:47,921 - Mm, I guess she's getting one grape at a time. 743 00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:49,255 - Shut up, Cali. 744 00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:50,131 - What? 745 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,302 - Can I call you tonight? 746 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:55,679 - Whatever nigga. 747 00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:57,514 - Bye 748 00:35:02,435 --> 00:35:07,440 * All I ever wanted was love love love * 749 00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:12,821 * All I ever wanted was love love love * 750 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:18,368 * All I ever wanted was love love love * 751 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:24,749 * Girl you shine so bright yeah you shine like a diamond * 752 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:30,255 * You got my heart its sounding like a drum and its beating * 753 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,299 * I'm feeling like I just can't breathe * 754 00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:34,801 * I wanna see your smile up on your face * 755 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:37,470 * Cuz baby that makes my day * 756 00:35:37,512 --> 00:35:39,681 * Oho that makes my day * 757 00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,474 - Sis, we need to talk. 758 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,309 - What? 759 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:44,561 - I feel like you are not taking your diagnosis serious. 760 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:45,603 - Ugh, not this shit again. 761 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:46,980 - Yes, this shit again. 762 00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:48,606 You go to chemo every day 763 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,316 and you hide that shit from your daughter, 764 00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,485 from her father, hell our parents. 765 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:53,945 Sis, I am trying. 766 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,697 I'm trying to keep your lil secret 767 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:56,823 and to be a supportive sister 768 00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,992 but damn, this shit is hard. 769 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:02,787 Like you are my sister, you the only sister that I have. 770 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,831 What am I supposed to do without you? 771 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:06,833 You my confidant. 772 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,710 You're my best friend. 773 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:11,379 You my support system. 774 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,590 Like, bitch, I love you. 775 00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:16,676 - Bitch, that just touched me. 776 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,554 Oh my God, that really touched me. 777 00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:23,808 You know how Martin Luther King speech touched me, girl? 778 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,477 I didn't. 779 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,812 - Can you shut up and be serious for once, damn. 780 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,439 - Oh, you mad mad. 781 00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:32,776 I'm sorry. 782 00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:35,487 Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 783 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:36,446 Okay, okay. 784 00:36:37,822 --> 00:36:38,698 Sorry. 785 00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:42,577 All jokes aside. 786 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,248 I'm scared as hell, okay. 787 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:48,667 I am. 788 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:51,044 But I know I can only have one. 789 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,879 Faith or fear. 790 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:55,048 So I choose faith. 791 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:58,259 Every morning I open my eyes, I step up 792 00:36:58,301 --> 00:37:00,011 and I get out on faith. 793 00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:02,931 Do you know, 794 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:06,059 do you have any idea the stress of having cancer? 795 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,562 Mentally and physically it destroys me. 796 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:14,609 I know I'm walking around here like it doesn't, but it does. 797 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:17,862 But my God is awesome man. 798 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:19,030 He is awesome. 799 00:37:23,118 --> 00:37:24,994 Sis 800 00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:29,416 I thought about telling mom and dad. I did, but no, no. 801 00:37:31,334 --> 00:37:33,461 I want them to enjoy their retirement 802 00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:36,756 without worrying about little old me. 803 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:38,466 Me and Jesus. 804 00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:39,509 We got this. 805 00:37:40,468 --> 00:37:42,053 We got this. 806 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:44,305 So please stop worrying. 807 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:52,480 - Okay. All right, fine. 808 00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:53,398 I'll try. 809 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:56,943 Now come gimme hugs, please. 810 00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:58,611 - Oh, really? 811 00:37:58,653 --> 00:38:00,739 - I didn't get any when I walked in. 812 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:03,575 Okay, so sis, I do have like one more question 813 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:05,618 I needa ask you, right? 814 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:08,621 Do you think that you should stop talking to that man 815 00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:10,457 from Aruba? 816 00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:12,959 - Oh my God. You just won't let a bitch be happy 817 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:14,461 - No, I'm serious. 818 00:38:14,502 --> 00:38:16,379 Like he is wasting your time. 819 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,715 Plus he has a whole fiance. 820 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:21,593 He's not even your type. So like fuck him. 821 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,845 Fuck him and focus on your treatment sis. 822 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:27,640 - Okay. You know, I'm not looking for anything. 823 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:29,809 I mean, this may sound crazy, 824 00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:32,937 but it just feels good to have a man of his caliber 825 00:38:32,979 --> 00:38:34,814 calling me daily. 826 00:38:34,856 --> 00:38:36,066 - Gonna make me drink now. 827 00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:37,692 - Sis. 828 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:41,363 He asked me for ideas, advice and I love that. 829 00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:44,449 I mean, he just makes me feel like I'm important 830 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,409 or something, you know? 831 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,744 Like he listens to me. 832 00:38:47,786 --> 00:38:48,703 - I listen to you 833 00:38:48,745 --> 00:38:49,954 - No you don't. 834 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:52,665 I mean, look at me man. 835 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:54,125 I ain't got no money. 836 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,127 I ain't got the top model look. 837 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,128 You know what I'm saying? 838 00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,755 I ain't got no degrees. 839 00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:01,675 He has this beautiful, educated, wealthy woman, 840 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:02,967 but he calls me. 841 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,597 I'm just happy to have a friend of his caliber. 842 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:09,683 I mean, even if he was my type man, 843 00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:12,519 he wouldn't consider dating someone like me. 844 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,979 You think he's gonna pass up a sister with a black heart 845 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,066 for a sister with a EBT. Come on now. 846 00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:23,738 You know, before all this, 847 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:28,618 I used to think I was God's favorite, 848 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:33,498 but now we don't even know if he even likes me, man. 849 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,416 - Sis. 850 00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:35,125 Sis 851 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:40,213 Listen, there is nothing wrong with you. 852 00:39:40,255 --> 00:39:43,049 For real, there is nothing wrong with you, sis. 853 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,719 God loves you, hell he loves us 854 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,055 and this is not the time to lose faith. 855 00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:49,973 Okay? 856 00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:53,101 - Yeah, yeah. 857 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,563 - Now, in terms of these niggas. 858 00:39:56,604 --> 00:40:00,525 Girl, you already know that they are all the same. 859 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:03,570 - Girl. You sound like Jay-Z. 860 00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:07,574 Rich nigga, poor nigga, smart nigga, dumb nigga. 861 00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:09,743 - Still nigga - Still nigga 862 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,497 - Sis 863 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,835 What would I ever do without you? 864 00:40:20,211 --> 00:40:22,505 - What would I do without my baby? 865 00:40:22,547 --> 00:40:23,173 - Hi baby. 866 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:26,217 Get on my nerves. 867 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:28,053 - Oh, oh bitch, I'm going need my EBT card back. 868 00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,971 - Oh, I use all of it though. 869 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,223 I'm sorry, they expensive bitch. 870 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:36,019 Like 30, 40, 50 dollars, something like that. 871 00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:42,150 (instrumental music begins) 872 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:56,581 (instrumental music continues) 873 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:10,553 (instrumental music continues) 874 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:23,566 (instrumental music continues) 875 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:36,579 (instrumental music continues) 876 00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:48,717 (instrumental music continues) 877 00:41:58,226 --> 00:42:01,855 (instrumental music ends) 878 00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:05,942 (phone ringing) 879 00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:06,985 - Hey, Cali. 880 00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:09,654 - Hey. 881 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,281 - Hey, tomorrow is it. 882 00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:12,866 - Yeah. 883 00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,743 - Y'all gonna be watching the polls so 884 00:42:14,784 --> 00:42:17,370 I'll be sure to FaceTime you as the final numbers come in. 885 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:18,955 - Okay 886 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:21,041 - I think I, I think I got this Cali. 887 00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:22,834 Looking really good. 888 00:42:24,294 --> 00:42:27,255 - You do got this. I told your ass. 889 00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:31,217 And you know we will be watchin. 890 00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,886 Congress. 891 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:34,721 I am so proud of you. 892 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,724 And when all this is over, 893 00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:42,103 you and Angelica can have the wedding of the century. 894 00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,357 - I'm not sure about all that. 895 00:42:45,398 --> 00:42:48,777 I'm starting to have second thoughts. 896 00:42:48,818 --> 00:42:50,695 But listen, I'm not gonna, I don't wanna, 897 00:42:50,737 --> 00:42:54,157 I don't wanna kill my positive vibe with my cold feet so 898 00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:59,079 how's the girl doing with the, with the, the, the dog? 899 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,289 Did y'all ever contract, contact the trainer 900 00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:02,999 that I referred y'all to out there? 901 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,626 - Wait, wait, wait. 902 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,169 Did you say you was having second thoughts 903 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,129 about marryin Angelica? 904 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,633 Oh, no? you can't. Oh, you know what? 905 00:43:11,675 --> 00:43:13,301 You're right, you're right. 906 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,222 We'll talk about it after you win this election. 907 00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:18,932 Any who, that fool. 908 00:43:19,974 --> 00:43:22,352 He told me to give him $3,500. 909 00:43:24,145 --> 00:43:25,772 He will pick up the dog, 910 00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:27,190 keep her for three weeks 911 00:43:27,232 --> 00:43:29,109 and bring her back completely trained. 912 00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:32,904 I said, "Shit, I can see if he would've took my daughter 913 00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:35,281 and brought her ass back completely trained. 914 00:43:35,323 --> 00:43:36,825 Not a damn dog." 915 00:43:39,828 --> 00:43:41,913 - That's not a bad price. 916 00:43:44,749 --> 00:43:46,668 - Well you pay it then. 917 00:43:48,211 --> 00:43:51,172 - After I win tomorrow, I will. 918 00:43:51,214 --> 00:43:52,048 - Okay. 919 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,174 - Bye, nigga. 920 00:43:58,096 --> 00:43:58,972 - Bye. 921 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:11,860 - Hey, sissy. 922 00:44:13,069 --> 00:44:14,362 How you feeling? 923 00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:19,284 - I could be better. 924 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,119 My daughter didn't see me with the this, did she? 925 00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:23,872 - No she didn't. She outside feeding that dog. 926 00:44:23,913 --> 00:44:26,082 Girl, you need to get that dog trained, okay 927 00:44:26,124 --> 00:44:29,210 The dog is outside, running around, knocking folks down 928 00:44:29,252 --> 00:44:31,379 and shitting everywhere. 929 00:44:31,421 --> 00:44:32,797 - That's my Dookie. 930 00:44:32,839 --> 00:44:33,840 - Ew, nasty. 931 00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:37,469 But she'll be in here in a minute. 932 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,721 So who was you on the phone with, huh? 933 00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:41,056 Mr. Congressman? 934 00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,515 - Yeah. 935 00:44:42,557 --> 00:44:45,310 He's so excited about tomorrow's election. 936 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,312 Oh bitch, listen to this shit. 937 00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:48,980 - What? 938 00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:50,815 - He's having cold feet about marrying homegirl. 939 00:44:50,857 --> 00:44:51,483 - What? 940 00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:52,776 - Yes. 941 00:44:52,817 --> 00:44:53,902 I wonder why. 942 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,030 You think he was just using her ass as an arm piece 943 00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:58,156 to win the election. 944 00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,033 - Yeah, congressmen. 945 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:02,369 - I mean, that's the only reason I could think of. 946 00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:03,370 What else could it be? 947 00:45:03,411 --> 00:45:05,038 - Girl, 948 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,873 - You know, after the election, 949 00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:10,168 I'm gonna ask what happened to miss Bougie. 950 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:12,045 I thought you two was supposed to be the next Barack 951 00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:13,129 and Michelle. 952 00:45:15,298 --> 00:45:16,966 - But for real sis. 953 00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:20,136 You really been going through a lot lately 954 00:45:20,178 --> 00:45:24,766 and you've been holding it down. I'm like so proud of you. 955 00:45:26,142 --> 00:45:29,229 Like sis, where do you get your strength from? 956 00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:32,232 - I'm using God's strength now 957 00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:36,069 because I ran outta strength a long time ago. 958 00:45:36,111 --> 00:45:37,112 - Excuse me. 959 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,368 - Hi Mommy. 960 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:45,995 - Hi my baby. Oh, look at you. 961 00:45:47,455 --> 00:45:49,082 You ready for school? 962 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:50,250 - Yes. 963 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,419 - Yeah. You looking so pretty. 964 00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:56,923 You know mommy loves you, right? 965 00:45:56,965 --> 00:45:58,466 - Yes, I love you too. 966 00:45:58,508 --> 00:46:02,012 - Yeah, okay. Now you'd be good at school, okay? 967 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:02,887 - Okay. 968 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:03,555 - You promise? 969 00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:04,431 - Yes. 970 00:46:04,472 --> 00:46:06,057 - Kissy kissy 971 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:07,350 Bye 972 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:08,226 Sister. 973 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:09,894 - Hmm? 974 00:46:09,936 --> 00:46:12,313 Listen, I want you to go get your backpack, 975 00:46:12,355 --> 00:46:14,941 get your jacket and wait for me in the car, okay? 976 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:15,942 Don't turn my car on. 977 00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:16,818 - Okay 978 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,527 - Bye. 979 00:46:20,655 --> 00:46:21,489 Yes. 980 00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:25,493 - You're on my strength as well. 981 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:26,536 You and Bre. 982 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,997 I love you two. 983 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,833 - I love you, sissy. 984 00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:36,087 - Can you do me a favor before you leave? 985 00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:37,964 You think you can help me to the bathroom? 986 00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:39,257 - Yeah. 987 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:40,175 Okay. 988 00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:44,137 - Okay. Take, take your time now. 989 00:46:44,179 --> 00:46:45,263 - Okay. Okay. 990 00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:01,529 - Slow down if you need to. 991 00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:12,582 (sombre instrumental music) 992 00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:26,221 (sombre instrumental music continues) 993 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:41,945 (sombre instrumental music continues) 994 00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:52,414 - Why? 995 00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:04,092 (sombre instrumental music continues) 996 00:48:10,682 --> 00:48:15,270 (sombre instrumental music continues) 997 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:27,449 (sombre instrumental music continues) 998 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:40,170 (sombre instrumental music continues) 999 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:55,310 (sombre instrumental music continues) 1000 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,525 (sombre instrumental music ends) 1001 00:49:06,654 --> 00:49:09,491 (dramatic music) 1002 00:49:11,534 --> 00:49:12,619 - [Newscaster] Breaking news. 1003 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,537 Votes are in. 1004 00:49:14,579 --> 00:49:16,539 The new congressman for the 13 District of South Carolina 1005 00:49:16,581 --> 00:49:18,375 is Curtis Wellington. 1006 00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,462 (crowd cheering) 1007 00:49:22,504 --> 00:49:23,463 - We did it 1008 00:49:27,342 --> 00:49:29,135 - Congratulations 1009 00:49:29,177 --> 00:49:31,304 - We did it, can you believe it? 1010 00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:32,222 Oh my god. 1011 00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:35,725 God, so much changes on the way. 1012 00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:38,645 Ah, we did it. I gotta call Cali. I gotta call Cali. 1013 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:41,398 Oh my God, I gotta go call Cali. 1014 00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:44,693 Cali, Cali, we won. We won. 1015 00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:46,403 Thank you, thank you. 1016 00:49:46,444 --> 00:49:47,737 Oh my God, we won. 1017 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,072 - Hello? 1018 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,490 - Did you hear me, Cali? We won. 1019 00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:52,325 I'm flying you out first thing in the morning. 1020 00:49:52,367 --> 00:49:53,618 I swear I don't wanna celebrate with nobody but you. 1021 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,036 - Hello? Excuse me. 1022 00:49:55,078 --> 00:49:58,331 It's not Danita. It's her sister. 1023 00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:01,167 Did you hear me? This is not Cali. 1024 00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:02,168 Mm. 1025 00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:04,337 My sister is dead. 1026 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:07,215 - What the hell did you say to me? 1027 00:50:11,136 --> 00:50:14,556 I just talked to her last night. Like I, 1028 00:50:14,597 --> 00:50:17,225 I, I know I didn't get to talk to her this morning, but, 1029 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:20,103 but it's because I had to do a lot of press interviews 1030 00:50:20,145 --> 00:50:22,564 before the polls opened, like. 1031 00:50:25,442 --> 00:50:26,317 Like what. 1032 00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:29,696 What happened? What, what, what happened to her? 1033 00:50:29,738 --> 00:50:30,613 Like what? 1034 00:50:32,449 --> 00:50:37,412 - My sister, she passed away this morning in her sleep. 1035 00:50:38,496 --> 00:50:40,206 She was battling breast cancer. 1036 00:50:40,248 --> 00:50:41,374 And. 1037 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:42,751 - No, no, no, wait. Okay. 1038 00:50:42,792 --> 00:50:44,252 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay 1039 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:45,712 How's, how's her daughter? 1040 00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,297 Where's her daughter? Is she okay? 1041 00:50:47,339 --> 00:50:48,423 Like, tell me like what happened? 1042 00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:50,300 Tell me what happened, what. 1043 00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:52,719 This can't be happening. This can't be happening. 1044 00:50:52,761 --> 00:50:54,596 - Calm down. 1045 00:50:54,637 --> 00:50:56,598 Bre is with her father. 1046 00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:00,769 - Why didn't she tell me? 1047 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:02,437 What? Why didn't she tell me this? 1048 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,356 We talk every day. We talk every day. 1049 00:51:04,397 --> 00:51:05,774 We talk every day. 1050 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,281 She put a smile on my face. 1051 00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:15,116 - She fought the battle of her life. 1052 00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:16,117 - Why 1053 00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:17,369 - Thank you, sir. 1054 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:22,582 You put a smile on my sister's face every single day. 1055 00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:28,213 - I just called to share my victory and I lost. 1056 00:51:29,673 --> 00:51:32,133 I just lost a woman I loved. 1057 00:51:44,646 --> 00:51:47,816 * Ooh right off from the jump * 1058 00:51:47,857 --> 00:51:50,318 * Had to know your name had to know your name * 1059 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,279 * Baby how you walk that way * 1060 00:51:53,321 --> 00:51:58,326 * Oh baby how you look that way * 1061 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:00,745 * Right off from the jump. * 1062 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:02,455 * If beauty's on the team * 1063 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:06,626 * Then the beast gonna be what it needs to be * 1064 00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:10,630 * Baby what you need from me * 1065 00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:15,343 * Ooh babe should've gave me a runnin * 1066 00:52:15,385 --> 00:52:18,638 * Cause now you got me going to Thailand * 1067 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,725 * Shoulda known that you be the one when * 1068 00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:23,977 * When I first met you * 1069 00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:25,812 * Oh babe * 1070 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:28,356 * Yeah I was a player * 1071 00:52:28,398 --> 00:52:31,651 * Baby came promise never to let her * 1072 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:34,779 * And you came in and I must've lost to ya * 1073 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:37,699 * When I first met you * 1074 00:52:37,741 --> 00:52:39,909 * Now we fall in love * 1075 00:52:39,951 --> 00:52:42,245 * Never thought that I will say those words * 1076 00:52:42,287 --> 00:52:44,664 * But I said it to you babe * 1077 00:52:44,706 --> 00:52:46,499 * But if that ain't enough, * 1078 00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:47,959 * I'll buy you a couple things * 1079 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:51,338 * that to show you that it it's all all yours * 1080 00:52:51,379 --> 00:52:55,258 * Oh, even when I get away you'll be on my brain. * 1081 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,802 * I'll be thinking of you * 1082 00:52:57,844 --> 00:52:59,679 * And that ain't what I'm used to * 1083 00:52:59,721 --> 00:53:03,308 * You came in the picture baby girl wish had a cool * 1084 00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:07,604 * Ooh babe should've gave me a runnin * 1085 00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:10,899 * Cause now you got me going to Thailand * 1086 00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:13,860 * Shoulda known that you be the one when * 1087 00:53:13,902 --> 00:53:16,404 * When I first met you * 1088 00:53:16,446 --> 00:53:17,947 * Oh babe * 1089 00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:20,658 * Yeah I was a player * 1090 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,870 * Baby came promise never to let her * 1091 00:53:23,912 --> 00:53:27,040 * And you came in and I must've lost to ya * 1092 00:53:27,082 --> 00:53:29,626 * When I first met you * 1093 00:53:29,668 --> 00:53:31,044 * Yeah yeah * 1094 00:53:31,086 --> 00:53:33,755 * You braggin mommy to ya friends * 1095 00:53:33,797 --> 00:53:37,050 * And I'll braggin bout ya to my friends * 1096 00:53:37,092 --> 00:53:40,261 * Telling them that you're the one * 1097 00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:43,973 * And I can't even be a long for this long without you * 72767

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