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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,700 Family law, scene eight, take one. 2 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:07,740 Action! So tell me, Miss Prescott, how did you meet your late husband? 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,280 I was his practical nurse. 4 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,320 Interesting. Did you go to nursing school? 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,720 In a way. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,699 What way? 7 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:14,940 I bought the shoes. 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:21,880 And how did you convince your husband to cut my clients out of his will? It 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,659 wasn't easy. 10 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,000 I mean, why did he have to die? 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:30,340 Why? Maybe because he was 93 years old and you ran him over with your Volvo. 12 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:32,619 It was an accident. 13 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,640 And a Pontiac Aztec. 14 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:37,380 Hold it, hold it. That's not in the script. 15 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:38,740 All right. 16 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,280 Well, I thought I should have a joke here. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,980 This isn't very funny. 18 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,180 It's a drama. 19 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:47,020 Oh, what a relief. I thought it was just bad. 20 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,760 Could we take five? 21 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,320 How am I doing? 22 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,709 Well, I... 23 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,930 I believe you'd run over an old guy with your car. 24 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,510 Thank you. Hey, Tony. 25 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:02,570 Hi, Steve. How you doing? Oh, my God. Who's that? 26 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:07,510 Somebody hit him with a handsome stick. That's Steve, our stunt coordinator. 27 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:10,670 Why do you need a stunt coordinator on a lawyer show? 28 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:12,170 Didn't you read the script? 29 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,490 I read my parts. 30 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:17,890 Well, at the end of the episode, I'm attacked by a pit bull outside a clinic. 31 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:19,410 Huh. That's very dramatic. 32 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:20,910 Say, is Steve married? 33 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:25,080 I don't know. I don't know. Would you like to rehearse the next scene? No, no, 34 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,160 no, no, no. Let's just keep it fresh. 35 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,420 Connie! Oh, Connie! 36 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:32,660 I got those contracts in the air the other day and I went with... Bachelor at 37 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,660 o 'clock. 38 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,640 You little stuntman. 39 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,740 What do they need a stuntman on a lawyer show? I don't know. Something about a 40 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:41,600 bull at a clam bank. I wasn't really listening. 41 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:43,880 Anyway, what do you think? 42 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,440 Oh, come on. I'll introduce you. Come on. Show some cleavage. Oh. 43 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,460 I can't. It's a sports bra. 44 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 It's windy. 45 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,380 Steve? Steve, hi. 46 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,400 Hi, I want you to meet my partner, my best friend, Connie Rangel. Hi. 47 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,580 Hello. So, you're a stuntman, huh? 48 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,200 I bet that's given your wife a few gray hairs. 49 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,580 I'm not married. 50 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:08,740 Really? Well, speaking of unmarried stunts, Connie here once fell down the 51 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:12,200 escalator at Bloomingdale's. Oh, now I just want to hear about that. 52 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,560 Sure I do. 53 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:14,660 Dad, we're ready for you. 54 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:15,900 Okay. 55 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:19,200 I'm just going to go and emote, and I'll expect the two of you at my house for 56 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,200 cocktails at 7 o 'clock. 57 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,410 Hey, so you fell down an escalator, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cracked my head open 58 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:25,410 and everything. 59 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:31,250 So you ready to go? Oh, yeah. I like this show. Do you think my character 60 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,710 come back as a love interest or something? 61 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:33,950 Oh, I don't think so. 62 00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:37,330 Why not? Because I shoot you after you attack me with a chainsaw. 63 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:39,150 No kidding. 64 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:42,290 Gee, this character's a real firecracker. I had no idea. 65 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:44,950 Somebody get her a script. 66 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:47,370 And a Danish. 67 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:56,240 Even though I'm crazy and nothing that I say is true. 68 00:02:56,580 --> 00:03:03,540 Who won my heart and soul forever? It's nobody else but nobody else 69 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:10,460 but. Each time I feel I'm all too plastered. Who always makes me feel 70 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,460 brand new? 71 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,000 I'm pledging my allegiance, baby. 72 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,660 As enjoyable as that sounds, we gotta go. 73 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,880 Oh, oh, is it that time already? 74 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,220 Way past. 75 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:51,820 Where are you going? 76 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,680 Uh, Salt Lake City. 77 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,620 For what? 78 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,020 I'm doing a special. With the Altmans. 79 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,600 In Salt Lake City. Which is the capital of Utah. 80 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:03,860 Well, it's been fun. 81 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,020 Wait, uh, I didn't get your number. I'll call you with it. 82 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,240 You don't have my number. 83 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,460 Leave it on my machine. 84 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,600 we got to go. 85 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,280 down a flight of stairs. 86 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:54,900 The one time he didn't get right up? I was so hopeful. 87 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,960 Gosh, honey, I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. I wasn't expecting anything. 88 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,400 Well, obviously he was. 89 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,660 Two condoms fell out of his pocket and rolled down the stairs. 90 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,720 Two. 91 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,100 So, 92 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,319 you want to do something? 93 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,440 No, I'm going to call it a night. 94 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,840 Why? Why? What are you going to do? Well, pick up something to eat, maybe 95 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,620 Tina Sinatra's book. Oh, how is that? 96 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,200 Don't know. I'm still in Hoboken. 97 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,140 Okay, everybody. 98 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,160 I'll call you tomorrow. 99 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,240 Hey, wait. 100 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,440 Wait just a dang second. 101 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,100 What? Well, we should go out. 102 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,580 Where? Wherever. 103 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:34,800 Roy's working late. We're all dolled up. 104 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,500 Honey, really, I'm fine. I know you are, but why waste all this beauty? 105 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,680 You have a point. I certainly do. 106 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,080 We look good. 107 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,960 We do, don't we? Darn, too. 108 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,830 Come on, we'll go dancing or something. With each other? No, no, with us. We'll 109 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:50,830 switch off. 110 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:53,130 Doesn't that sound like fun? 111 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,610 Yes, a carnival, but, you know... But why? 112 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:59,670 Well, somebody's got to stay here and look after Rose. Oh, I can go to Jenna. 113 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,990 don't like that Jenna. You don't even know her. Then I certainly can't 114 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,170 can I? 115 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:06,510 All right, fine, I get the message. You're just going to cramp our style 116 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,990 Okay, don't stay up too late. I won't. All right, have fun then. We will, and 117 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:10,990 you know why? 118 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,090 They're what new, then? 119 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,870 Well, Shannon's not talking to Mallory because Mallory likes Shane, but then 120 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,910 Shane told JP that he's totally hot for Cecily. But his second choice is 121 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,290 Cheyenne, and that's why Amber totally freaked on me at soccer practice. 122 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,510 There's a whole Dickensian little world going on in there. 123 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:08,150 Okay, here we go. The night is young in the town. 124 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,530 Want to go to a movie or something? No, we always go to a movie. Besides, if 125 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:16,530 it's bad, we'll fall asleep. 126 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:18,630 If it's good, you'll keep asking me why you're not in it. 127 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,090 I still say I could have been Miss Daisy. 128 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,010 Let it go. 129 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:26,190 You know where we ought to go? Where? 130 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:30,790 Benny's Boom Boom Room. God, is that still there? I'm sure it is. Oh, I loved 131 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,590 Benny's. It was always packed with the cutest guys. 132 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:35,530 Please, you'd have to put in your diaphragm just to make your way to the 133 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:36,530 jukebox. 134 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:44,170 Just promise me you're not going to try to fix me up. Well, what's so wrong with 135 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:48,030 that? You've got to admit, it has been a spell since you had a date. Yeah, well, 136 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,990 after the last guy you fixed me up with. 137 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,610 Please, he was very rich and very sophisticated. 138 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:54,590 He was Klaus von Bulow. 139 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:58,150 I didn't hear any complaining when he flew you to Bermuda. 140 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,450 I'd never been. 141 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:02,910 Okay, let's just go to Benny's for old time's sake. 142 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,450 Wow, Benny's Boom Boom Room. 143 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:09,370 God, we used to rule that place. Yeah, with an iron fist and velvet glove. 144 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,200 That was another crisis. 145 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,380 So, what's new with you? 146 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:27,240 Well, um... Oh, you know that, um... You know that 147 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,860 neighbour that I'm always telling you about? 148 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,700 No. You know, the man who lives upstairs from me? 149 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,140 No. Yes, you know, the one who's always cooking cabbage. 150 00:08:41,619 --> 00:08:44,500 Well, he's quite a character. 151 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,710 get a whole lot younger. Oh, don't be silly. We're not that much older than 152 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:27,689 crowd. 153 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:31,110 If you ladies are looking for the medical supply store, it's across the 154 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:35,630 Hey, aren't you... Yes, I am. Would you like an autograph? 155 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,030 No, just a good tip. Oh, well, you might want to take that autograph. 156 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,010 See? Just like I promised you. 157 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:45,430 Walls are wall -hiding. Yeah, well, we better make our selection quick before 158 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:46,650 their parents come to pick them up. 159 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,390 This is from those two gentlemen. 160 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,540 Wow, look who just got the first drink spot. I told you we still had it. 161 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,360 And here come our generous benefactors now. 162 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 How you doing? 163 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:00,980 Hello. Hi. 164 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,520 I'm Jed. He's Zeke. 165 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,260 Cool. Cool. 166 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:06,760 Cool. Got lipstick on your teeth. 167 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,500 Cool. 168 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,380 So, uh, what do you gents do? 169 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:15,120 Well, I'm a greeter at the Gap. 170 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:26,739 What about you? 171 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:30,400 I'm an assistant manager at the Sunglass Hut. Oh, really? Yeah, I can take out 172 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400 any pair I want tonight. 173 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 What about you, ladies? 174 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:39,020 Well, kind of here at work that Wetzel's pretzels. 175 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,900 And I'm a physicist. 176 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,060 We love those pretzels. 177 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,480 Thank you. Yes, we're very proud of them. 178 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,840 So, let me ask you a question. 179 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,780 Are those space pants? 180 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,340 Because your ass is out of this world. 181 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,880 Okay. All righty. All right there. 182 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:08,680 Yes, well, as charming and slightly creepy as this is, I just have to be 183 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,180 with you, we are old enough to be your mothers. 184 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,760 No, no, no, no. She's old enough to be your mother. 185 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,300 I'm old enough to be a sister from your father's first marriage. 186 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,380 It's just Body Shop Friday. 187 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,339 What's that? 188 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:31,180 Well, you just lick the salt and take the shot. 189 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Who's first? 190 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,060 Well, I'm driving, and her doctor has her on a low -sodium diet. 191 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,640 Come on, ladies. I thought you were out here to have a little fun. 192 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:49,760 I thought you didn't like lime. Yeah, well, off a 23 -year -old stomach, it's 193 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,699 not so bad. 194 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700 What is? 195 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,950 How about we find someplace that caters to adults? 196 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,510 Why don't we just rent a movie and go home? 197 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,870 I don't want to rent a movie and go home. How about one of your movies? 198 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,750 No. 199 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,630 This mission is far from over. Oh, God. 200 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:09,850 Oh, you're making me a mission again? I'm simply saying that you'll never meet 201 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:13,370 the perfect man sitting home with me and watching a video. Honey, I have dated 202 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,510 plenty of perfect men. 203 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:18,030 Hell, I even married a couple. Well, maybe third time's a charm. 204 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:22,110 Yeah, and he's just waiting for me at the bar of the Peninsula Hotel, right? 205 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,130 Where'd you get the Peninsula Hotel? 206 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,370 from? I don't know. 207 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,830 They have that big chafing dish of Swedish meatballs. 208 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,030 Yeah, we love those. 209 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,150 I love free meatballs. 210 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:36,870 What is it about them? 211 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,190 They're free and they're meat. What's the mystery? 212 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,410 Save your toothpicks. Rose likes it when I bring something home. 213 00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:45,870 Okay, what's it going to be? 214 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,370 Couch, table, or bar stool? 215 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:48,790 Couch is closer to the buffet. 216 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:49,990 Say no more. 217 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,069 Martini's straight up. 218 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,570 We don't like martinis. Oh, we look good with the glass. 219 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,910 Oh, you know what other glass we look great with? Brandy snifters. 220 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,130 Mmm, the bomb. 221 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,149 Oh, this is good. 222 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,150 Much classier establishment. 223 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,329 Yeah. 224 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:06,690 Is that a bone or a peppercorn? 225 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,530 Peppercorn. Good. 226 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,670 Oh, you like blondes, don't you? 227 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,670 Nah. Why not? 228 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,610 Well, let's say we go to the Mediterranean. 229 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,230 He's going to broil like a lobster. I'll be sitting on the beach. He'll be in 230 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,270 the casino losing the mortgage. I've seen it happen. 231 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:25,810 Airline pilot. 232 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,010 You've enjoyed a few layovers in your day, haven't you? 233 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,290 No, no good. They retire early. 234 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,430 Then what do you got? Some old guy in a hat trying to fly the toilet. 235 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:44,190 Excuse me, sister girl, but I sense a little bit of negativity here. 236 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,389 Sister girl? 237 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,750 I heard one of the harlots say it. 238 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,450 Okay, lovely. 239 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,890 You know what we're going to do? We're going to relax, enjoy ourselves. 240 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:54,370 Whatever happens, happens. 241 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,449 Mm -hmm. 242 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,930 We're just going to sit back and enjoy our martini glass. 243 00:13:58,450 --> 00:13:59,450 Perfect. 244 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,210 Drape yourself a little. What? 245 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:02,610 You're sitting up too straight. 246 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,930 I have good posture. Men don't like that. 247 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:09,050 They don't. A leg here, an arm there. You have no idea the business this 248 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:10,050 in. 249 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,010 Where do you come up with these things? Watch and learn. 250 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,330 Whoa! 251 00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:18,610 Are you okay down there? Yeah, yeah. Just let me find my watch. 252 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,510 Excuse me. I was wondering, are you here alone? 253 00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:24,839 Yes. 254 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600 Great. 255 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,320 I found a nickel. 256 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,420 I saw a man's shoes. 257 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640 What did I miss? 258 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680 Not my type. 259 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,120 That's all right. Plenty more where he came from. 260 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:44,820 Let's inspect the troops. 261 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:59,040 is if that flaming baton had not hit the judge's table, Connie here would be 262 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,180 Miss New Jersey 1987. 263 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,420 I was just in it for the scholarship money anyway. 264 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,260 Well, I gotta say, my trip to L .A. just got a little bit nicer. 265 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,580 Well, I'm glad. 266 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,820 Any chance you might have some time to show me around this weekend? 267 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,100 I think that could be a range. 268 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 That'd be great. 269 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,580 Because Mom and I have already done Disneyland and Universal. 270 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,440 You're on vacation with your mother? Well, come on. What would a trip be 271 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,440 your best friend? 272 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,520 Hey, Mom, come here. 273 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,980 I want you to meet someone. 274 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:35,060 And her friend's that movie star you don't like. 275 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,380 Run. I'll fake a seizure. 276 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:04,760 Who bed... Who stayed in school and never took any drugs. 277 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,520 Can I try a beer? No. 278 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,470 Yeah, we took the bus. 279 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,010 Look, this is ridiculous. 280 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,150 I mean, I've known you your whole life. I know. 281 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,230 I'm your godfather. 282 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,310 I thought Barry Manilow was my godfather. 283 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,650 He used to be. 284 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,690 He always gave the best presents. 285 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:29,230 Come on. I mean, look, there must be something we'd enjoy doing together 286 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,410 all these years. I know. 287 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,750 Want to go and mess with your mother's scale? 288 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,310 You are so cool. 289 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,830 So, uh, let me ask you something. 290 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,590 Are those space pants? 291 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,450 I said, are those space pants? 292 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,690 That's it. We're out of meatballs. We're out of men. Let's get validated. 293 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:03,550 Not so fast, my friend. 294 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,459 Oh, my. 295 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,820 How can you not? 296 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,720 Uh, 297 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:15,960 look, it's been a long and not uninteresting night, but I have no more 298 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,200 talk in me, so holy cow, are you handsome. 299 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,980 And I'm happily married, but likewise, I'm sure. 300 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Hey, I know you. 301 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,780 And I know her, so now we're all friends. 302 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,880 Well, we're having a party in the Versailles room, and I'm just taking a 303 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,040 breather. You two want to come? 304 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,419 You got any hors d 'oeuvres? 305 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,320 Six -course meal. Ooh, shake a leg, handsome. 306 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,260 Ooh, nice spread. What's the occasion? 307 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,000 It's a wedding. Oh, whose? 308 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Mine. 309 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,880 You still have Klaus von Bulow's number? Because I could use a little nap. 310 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,380 Oh, my God. 311 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,640 Do you believe this, man? You are so... 312 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,790 How did you get her here? 313 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:03,390 You are my favorite singer in the whole world. 314 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,650 Your favorite? 315 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:07,690 Really? Well, if you don't count Barbara Streisand. 316 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,090 Which I don't. 317 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:15,570 Grandma Tessie, look who Nick got to sing at our wedding. 318 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:21,090 This is truly the most wonderful day of my whole life. 319 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,070 So, what are you going to sing? 320 00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,170 Oh, come on. 321 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200 date and his bride. 322 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:08,970 Grandma Tessie just gave me $18. 323 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,330 Oh, my. 324 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,470 Oh, look at them. They're so happy. 325 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,610 Sweetheart, you really made their night. 326 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,430 You ever miss being married? 327 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,690 Sometimes. 328 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,290 You ever miss being single? 329 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,730 Not after tonight. 330 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,110 Come on, we had fun. 331 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,270 Oh, I guess I just worry about you. 332 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:31,550 A lot? 333 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:35,370 Only when I'm not worried about myself, my family, my career, and the 334 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,370 environment. Oh. 335 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,510 No, not a hell of a lot. Good. 336 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,010 Don't. I like my life. 337 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,210 Good. 338 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:45,810 Shall we get a move on? 339 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:47,230 What's the cake? 340 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,310 Carrots. All right. 341 00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:51,910 Oh, Connie. 342 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:55,050 Oh, listen, thanks so much. We had a really good time. 343 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,410 This is Robert. 344 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,570 He's my best man. 345 00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,190 He's been asking about you. 346 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,170 Oh, well, how do you do? 347 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,530 You know, Bette was just going to... 348 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:05,910 Sing another song. 349 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,630 Maybe a flow one this time? 350 00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:09,870 That could work. 351 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,550 Okay, Tessie. 352 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,550 Get your pocketbook out. 353 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,710 Hi. 354 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:28,190 How you doing? 355 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:29,790 Pretty good. How about you? 356 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:31,850 She's a little handsy. 25515