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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:46,130 Good morning, my friends. 2 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:52,570 Well, I'm glad to see we're all gathered together. I have an announcement to 3 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:57,250 make. You're all invited to my penthouse this evening to honor Clayton Endicott, 4 00:00:57,370 --> 00:00:58,490 Jr. Junior? 5 00:00:58,710 --> 00:00:59,710 You have children? 6 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:01,890 Now, that would be an amazing story. 7 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:07,750 No, no, no. Catherine, the junior is my father. He's coming into town, and I am 8 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,310 giving a dinner for him. You sound excited. 9 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:13,370 Of course he's excited. He gets his allowance tonight. 10 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,520 Amusing, Benson. Now, who's going to be there tonight? 11 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,779 Free food? 12 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,220 Me, me. I'll be there. 13 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,480 Good. Governor? 14 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,660 Oh, I think I'm free tonight. What time? 15 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:25,639 Eight o 'clock. 16 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,640 Benson? I'm going to have to check my schedule. 17 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,000 You don't have any appointments this evening. 18 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,600 I'd still like to check. 19 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,680 Trust me, you're available. 20 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,440 I don't know. You're free, completely open. 21 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,060 I'd love to attend. 22 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,920 I'll see you in my office. 23 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:49,250 Try to be on time. 24 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,250 Cocktails at eight, dinner at nine. 25 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:53,650 Am I invited? 26 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:59,010 Well, uh... Uh... No. 27 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:04,050 Uh... 28 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:11,050 Benson, 29 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,250 your coat. 30 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:13,930 Yeah, hang it near the front. 31 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,700 You got a TV guide? 32 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:29,860 Benson, I want you to be on your best behavior tonight. My father is escorting 33 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:30,860 lady. 34 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,760 What am I, goose fat? 35 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,620 Yes. 36 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,680 Now, fellas, I think she looks very nice tonight. 37 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,800 Thank you, I think. 38 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:48,300 Gee, I sure am glad to hear that your father is dating, Clayton. Well, sir, 39 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:53,060 since my mother passed away, my father's happiness is my only consideration. 40 00:02:53,740 --> 00:03:00,520 Do you have something to say, Miss Krause? This vine 41 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,860 goes right to my head. 42 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,840 Good, that's where your mouth is. 43 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,980 Ah, ah, ah, here they are. 44 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,380 Now remember, best behavior. 45 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,980 Ricketts, this wine is older than she is. 46 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,700 So? So I'm jealous. 47 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,300 How old do you suppose she is? 48 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:51,180 I don't know, but it must have been a vintage year. 49 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,020 Oh, nice to see you again. Nice to see you, too. 50 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,940 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 51 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,520 Hey, whitey. 52 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,960 Vincent, mind your manners. 53 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:11,010 What are you talking about? That's his nickname. 54 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,910 Sorry. I don't think I've had the honor. 55 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:19,010 No, I'm Gretchen Krause. I don't have a nickname. 56 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:21,750 Yes, she does, but we don't use it in public. 57 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,410 Well, nice to meet you, Gretchen. 58 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:28,990 I'd like you all to say a big hello to Darlene Montgomery. 59 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,370 Well, 60 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:38,350 can I get you two some things? Some wine, scotch, popsicles. 61 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,740 Well, let's all sit down. Yeah. 62 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,960 Sit down. Good idea. 63 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,680 Oh, Whitey, how was your flight? 64 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,580 Oh, just extraordinary. 65 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,380 Well, that's a layman's opinion. 66 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,400 Why don't you ask the pilot? 67 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,300 You're a pilot, Darlene? 68 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,260 Yeah, well, I get a kick out of it. 69 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,640 Oh, I'll bet. 70 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,000 Well, here we are. 71 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,280 Oh, thank you. 72 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,220 Darlene was just telling us that she flies. 73 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:18,020 Oh. 74 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,920 Do you do stunts? 75 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,020 So, Darlene, are you a professional pilot? 76 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,560 No, no, it's just a hobby. I'm vice president of CE Clothiers. 77 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,100 Oh? 78 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,500 Father's retail subsidiary. 79 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,940 Well, tell me, Darlene. 80 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,180 Just... How long have you been with father? 81 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,800 Professionally speaking. 82 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,460 About six months. 83 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,360 I see. 84 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:01,460 And how long have you been with father socially? 85 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,240 About six months. 86 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,840 I see. 87 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,700 I've always been fascinated by airplanes myself. 88 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:25,620 You have a point to make, son. Oh, no, sir, I... I just, uh... I find 89 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:30,980 it interesting that Darlene's jump into the corporate world has coincided with 90 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:34,960 her jumping into... It's amazing how they put those things up in the air like 91 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,959 that. 92 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,020 I do not appreciate that implication. 93 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Oh, did I imply something? 94 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,940 I think you should have a little more respect for the woman I love. 95 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,420 Ah! Love? 96 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,090 Especially the big airplanes. 97 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:56,130 I'm going to have to have you committed. 98 00:06:56,670 --> 00:07:00,090 I don't think I heard what you said. 99 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:02,170 It was a joke. 100 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,050 Where's your sense of humor? 101 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,290 Well, 102 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,010 by golly, I... 103 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:19,040 I think that turkey should be just about ready. 104 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:22,380 Ding. 105 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:30,520 Did he say ding? 106 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,120 No, the turkey's a ventriloquist. 107 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,420 Vincent. Oh, Father. 108 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,780 Son. Vincent, I want you to do me a favor. Sure. 109 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:48,180 You mentioned to Darlene last night that you enjoyed singing. 110 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:51,360 Well, yes, I've been known to croon -a -toon -a -toon. 111 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,900 Well, how about singing at my wedding? 112 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,100 Oh, why? 113 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 Why? 114 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,240 Wedding? When? 115 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,400 Saturday. 116 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,780 Saturday? 117 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,520 You can't be serious. 118 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,820 I've never been more serious in my life. Why? Did you get her in trouble? 119 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,420 Don't you ever say anything nice about anyone. 120 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:25,320 All right, what do you say? I'd be very happy. Well, if you don't mind the 121 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,340 rattle of rusty pipes, I'd be happy to. 122 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,320 Wonderful. See you Saturday. 123 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,940 Okay. Saturday? 124 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,480 What is the hurry? 125 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,100 What do you mean, what's the hurry? 126 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:35,340 Are you blind? 127 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,420 Relax, Clayton. I'm sure Darlene and your father will be very happy. Who 128 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,820 If he marries her, I'm finished, through, kaput. What are you talking 129 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,980 Benson, I can outlive my father, but not Darlene. 130 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:01,560 She'll get everything, and statistically, rich people live longer 131 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,560 people. 132 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:06,640 Yeah, but the good news is that when you're poor, it seems longer. 133 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,279 What is this? 134 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,880 Well, I'm sorry, Clayton, but that's all the food that's ready. 135 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,620 Well, aren't you going to peel it? 136 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,340 Don't push me, Hendicott, or you'll wind up with that banana sticking out of 137 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,340 your ear. 138 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,000 Look, you never ate in a mansion before. 139 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,200 Why now? 140 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:44,920 I'm conditioning myself to accept government handouts in preparation for 141 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:45,920 future. 142 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,540 The late Mr. Cassidy loved bananas. 143 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,210 He used to say, A banana a day keeps the doctor away. 144 00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:59,090 I believe that's apples. 145 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:02,230 A banana a day keeps the apples away. 146 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,530 You are losing it, pal. 147 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:09,510 Mrs. Cassidy. 148 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:10,730 Oh, hi, Chief. 149 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:12,670 Hey, Bonzo. 150 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:17,010 Did you receive the wedding invitation? 151 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:23,220 Yes, I did, but considering how you feel about this whole affair, I'm surprised 152 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,720 he's being held at your penthouse. 153 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,020 The penthouse belonged to my father. I had no choice. 154 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,300 Oh, well, you have my sympathies. 155 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,580 I don't need your sympathies. I need my father's money. 156 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,220 Money doesn't make the world go round. 157 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,620 Benson, don't be naive. 158 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:45,160 If my father cuts me off, I'll have to live out my life as one of the masses, a 159 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,240 common man. 160 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,880 Is that any way for a human being to live? 161 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,680 Care for some lunch? 162 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,100 No, thank you. 163 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:01,500 This common man just finished stuffing himself at La Parisienne. 164 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:05,000 Benson, how can you afford such extravagances? 165 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,480 I mean, you don't make much more than I do, and I don't make diddly. 166 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,980 Well, it's just a matter of give and take. If you want to take an expensive 167 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,780 lunch, you give up something. 168 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,680 Like what? Like... 169 00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:19,599 Manicures? 170 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:25,200 Come on, get serious, Clayton. I don't get manicures. I trim my own nails. 171 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240 How? 172 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,500 The nail clipper fool. 173 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,880 Go on. 174 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,920 Clayton, if you expect to get by on your salary alone, you're going to have to 175 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,420 learn how not to be a snob. 176 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:44,640 I am not a snob. You are a snob. For example, how much did you pay for that 177 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,640 suit? 178 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:48,030 Well, seven, maybe $800. 179 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,590 $800? I'd buy three suits for $800. 180 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,050 Yeah, but look at them. 181 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:58,550 Oh, my kidding, Benson. I'll never make it without my father's money. 182 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,270 Why don't you just sit down and have a talk with your father? You don't know 183 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:04,330 that he's going to cut you off and give it all to her. 184 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:07,590 Well, put yourself in his position. What would you do? 185 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:09,530 Oh, don't go by me. I don't like you. 186 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,500 Well, he doesn't like me either. 187 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,240 Then there's only one thing you can do. What? 188 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,680 Learn to live middle class. 189 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,640 Learn to live like you? 190 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,680 Never. Clayton. What? 191 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,560 You better take something for Din Din. 192 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,220 Clayton. Ah, welcome. 193 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,700 He's been at the schnapps already. 194 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,820 So, there is a blushing bride. 195 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:07,060 She's blushing in the bedroom down the hall, second door on the left. I'll just 196 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:11,520 go see if she needs anything. Yes, you do that. Oh, Benson, Benson, Benson, 197 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,560 a glorious day. 198 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,400 Sounds like you've got things worked out with your father. Just about. 199 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,520 This is a... 200 00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:23,790 prenuptial agreement which states that when father dies, Darlene gets zip. 201 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,430 And she signed it. 202 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:27,210 Really? 203 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:31,170 Well, you see, I told you she'd be reasonable. 204 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,470 She wasn't reasonable. I tricked her. 205 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:38,350 All I have to do is trick father, and as long as I have this paper in my hot 206 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,250 little hands, I'm back in the money. 207 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:44,850 Well, Benson, I'd like you to meet Darlene's aunt, Aunt Connie. 208 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,950 How do you do? 209 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,210 How do you do? 210 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,120 She's going to accompany you on the piano. 211 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:55,960 Nothing is sweeter than the harmony of music and voice melded together in song. 212 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,360 Well, that's a lovely thought. 213 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,820 Just don't step on my intro and we'll wail, Benny. 214 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,580 Oh, by the way, Father, I need your signature. 215 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:09,959 What's this? 216 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,480 Oh, it's just a wedding license. 217 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 Oh, well. 218 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:17,380 Hey, you can't have a wedding without a license. No, you can't, sir. 219 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,570 Here we go. 220 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:21,190 Now, 221 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,150 Clayton, have you ever given any thought to marriage? 222 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:33,470 Oh, sir, I just... I don't think that it would be fair 223 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,990 to a woman until I'm assured of financial stability. 224 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,670 Well, even then, I don't think it would be fair. 225 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:43,190 Well, I think I'd better get ready. 226 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,860 Get a grip on yourself. 227 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,820 You, Benson, shall we give it a run through? 228 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,040 I gotta go. 229 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,400 Don't do anything stupid. 230 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,440 Let me rephrase that. Don't do anything stupid. 231 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:08,040 Oh, Clayton, do you have a cloth and some soap? 232 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,640 What? A cloth and some soap. 233 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,800 I have to take a lipstick stain out of Darlene's dress. 234 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,680 Darlene's dress? 235 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,660 Is that Darlene's dress? 236 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,320 No, it's the world's largest doily. 237 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:29,220 Miss Krause, the caterers are in desperate need of your assistance. Would 238 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:33,500 so kind? I'll take care of Darlene's dress. 239 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,140 Okay. 240 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,630 Oh, Joe. 241 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,990 Clayton, we found this outside in the hall. 242 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:56,670 It looks like somebody's dress. 243 00:15:56,930 --> 00:16:00,370 Yes, it's, um, it's the, uh, the next door neighbors. 244 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,330 They're, uh, nudists. 245 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,030 Yeah, they get a little carried away. 246 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,410 So, where's the blushing bride? 247 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,610 I don't care. 248 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:15,870 Oh, I do care. Sir, why don't you just, um, put your coat in the bedroom down 249 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,590 the hall, second door on the left. 250 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,500 And, sir, while you're at it, why don't you just take this with you? 251 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,360 Uh, Catherine, can I get you anything? 252 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,960 Got a TV guide? 253 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:32,640 Is 254 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:41,380 that 255 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,380 my dress? 256 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,140 Oh, hi, Catherine. Darling, how wonderful to see you. 257 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,340 I mean... 258 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,040 Can I just put that on and let you take a minute? Oh, what? No, no, no, no. 259 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,040 We'll go. 260 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,720 Oh, 261 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,820 darling, Clayton, what the... What 262 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:05,920 the hell's going on here? 263 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,079 Oh, wait a minute. 264 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:14,560 You don't think that I... That Darlene and I... That we were... 265 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,260 Oh, what a tangled web we... 266 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,579 did was come in here to throw my coat on the bed. 267 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,740 Oh, your coat, huh? 268 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,920 Do you have a point to make, Whitey? Well, darling, let me handle this. 269 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,960 Whitey, I would never try to move in on another guy's girl. 270 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:40,160 Now, when I say girl, what I mean... All right, you, put up your dukes. 271 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:46,360 Whitey, come on. Come on, I'm gonna punch you out. Come on, and then I'll 272 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,700 with you. Come on. All right. 273 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:54,450 If you want to fight, you better give it your best shot, Shorty, because I'm 274 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,570 going to clean your clock. 275 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:02,090 What? What? What is going on in here? Stand back, Benson. 276 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:06,530 Governor, what do you think you're doing? I am defending my honor. That's 277 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:07,309 I'm doing. 278 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:07,969 And you? 279 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:11,050 Well, I came in here and he was with her like that. 280 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:15,590 He was returning my dress to me so that I could marry you. 281 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:18,950 Well, this sounds like a big misunderstanding to me. 282 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,330 Right, Clayton? 283 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:24,210 Oh, yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. 284 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:30,710 Oh, well, I'm sorry, darling. 285 00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,130 I'm a fool. 286 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,810 No, I'm the one who's a fool. 287 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:40,750 Because I love a fool. 288 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:45,770 Oh, no, no, no, Tish, no. 289 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:58,200 What's going on? 290 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,100 Looks to me like the prenuptial agreement is about to hit the fan. 291 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,320 Would you care to explain this? 292 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,040 Ah. 293 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,120 Uh. 294 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,600 No. 295 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:11,860 Well, then I will. 296 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:17,520 This is a prenuptial agreement stating that Dolly... gets absolutely nothing if 297 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,840 I die and it's signed both by Darlene and me. 298 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:24,160 Well, this is a family matter. No, no, no, no, no. I want you to hear this. 299 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,560 my son is a spoiled, selfish brat. 300 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:32,000 And he created this little confrontation in an effort to stop me from marrying 301 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,400 Darlene. Now, Father, I can... Shut up! 302 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,980 Don't ask. 303 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,380 I... I am really sorry. 304 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:47,450 I hope you can find your heart to forgive me. Oh, I do, Whitey. And I 305 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:48,970 you're getting a wonderful girl. 306 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,890 A wonderful woman. 307 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,170 Thank you, thank you. 308 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:56,910 As for you, I'll deal with what's left of your behind tomorrow. 309 00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:00,070 I'll be ready in a moment. 310 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:05,190 I'm sure you two would rather be alone. Benson, Benson, Benson. 311 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,590 Where'd I go wrong with this kid? 312 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,720 Well, to tell you the truth, Whitey, I'd rather not come, you know. What do you 313 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,340 think I should do? What would you do? 314 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,840 Well, I'd leave innocent bystanders out of it. I'll tell you what I'm going to 315 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,519 do, Benson. 316 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,900 I think I should warm up my voice before I sing. 317 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,360 I'm going to cut him off financially. 318 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,759 Is that right? 319 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,760 Me, me, me, me, me. 320 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,520 No more allowances, no more trust fund, no more inheritance. 321 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,979 How about that? 322 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:38,700 Well, I may reconsider, but he has to know there's more in life than 323 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,640 money. Now, that ought to do it, right? 324 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:41,899 Come, Mr. 325 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:46,840 Tallyman, Tallymother. I love 326 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,980 you. 327 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,600 I'm doing it for your own good. 23208