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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,060 No, he's on vacation. He won't be back till Sunday. 2 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,640 I don't know what he's doing Sunday night, lady. 3 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:02,180 Well, if it's any of your business, I'm taking care of his house while he's in 4 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,180 Hawaii. 5 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,420 All right, all right. 6 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,440 I'll add your name to the list. 7 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,060 Genevieve. 8 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,100 Eight, nine, ten, eleven. 9 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,680 No wonder he doesn't want to get married. 10 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,660 Let's put them right down there, bud. 11 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,520 Did you have a good time in Hawaii? 12 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,500 Yeah, my credit cards did. 13 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:26,280 I stayed in my room. 14 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,020 Shy type, huh? 15 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,920 No, it rained every day I was there, man. 16 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,160 I left three days early. 17 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,700 Now I know why they put them little umbrellas in them drinks. 18 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,640 How much are they? 19 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,760 Fifteen dollars. 20 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,940 Fifteen. Thanks a lot, pal. 21 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:44,620 Aloha. Okay. 22 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:46,220 Aloha. 23 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,720 It's me, Kraus. 24 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,740 What? What are you doing home early? 25 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,040 I live here, remember? 26 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,800 Okay, you can come in for a minute. 27 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:10,479 But please be quiet. 28 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,860 What's going on? 29 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:18,840 Why do you have that cheese boy? Oh, I thought you were a burglar. 30 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,300 A cheese burglar? 31 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:29,970 What's your company? 32 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:35,830 Uh, yeah. Why don't you, um, go to an all -night diner? 33 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:39,290 Your company's staying over? 34 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:40,790 Yeah. 35 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:44,230 You little alpine vixen, you. 36 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:48,630 Arnold? Uh, Arnold's out of town. 37 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:50,190 Whoa, whoa. 38 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 in some meantime. 39 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,280 Peter! Come on! 40 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,300 I thought I heard voices. 41 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:19,460 Well, well, well. You must be Mrs. Krause. Fritzie. Just call me Fritzie. 42 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:24,480 to meet you, Fritzie. I know who you are. All Gretchen does is talk about you 43 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,140 night and day. Well, I'll believe everything she says. Oh, you're just 44 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:32,740 modest. Gretchen thinks the world of you. This Gretchen? 45 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:40,300 I'm very tired, and you have a long plane ride tomorrow. Why don't you go 46 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,460 upstairs to bed? 47 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:46,140 I think I would like a little nosh before I go to bed. Oh, nosh, good idea. 48 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:50,440 go up to bed. I'll bring you a nosh. No, Gretchen, we haven't even had a chance 49 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,379 to talk. 50 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,540 Gretchen, Gretchen, leave her alone. 51 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:57,420 Here, come on, Fritzie, sit down. Gretchen will bring you something neat. 52 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,940 Thank you very much. 53 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,320 Oh, 54 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,040 Arnold, you have a lovely place. 55 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,680 Thank you very much. 56 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,280 Come on here, Cross. She thinks I'm Arnold. 57 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:18,560 You have to do it now. She thinks you live here. I do live here, but why does 58 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,760 she think I'm Arnold? Well, see, you only have to pretend to be Arnold for 59 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,740 night. What are you two doing in there? 60 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,160 Nothing. 61 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:29,680 You owe me, Benson. 62 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,520 I house that for you. 63 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,920 Gretchen, my stomach is growling. 64 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,200 Mama, I'm coming, Mama dear. 65 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,160 Here is your nosh, Mama. 66 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:44,350 Want to join us? Oh, well, he's not a big one for cheese. 67 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,390 Nonsense, Snookums. 68 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:49,290 I love cheese. 69 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:50,530 You do? 70 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,530 Arnold? Yes. 71 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:56,950 Of course, as long as it's just for one night. I wouldn't want any cheese 72 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,510 tomorrow night. Oh, no, no. 73 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:03,090 It's just tonight. Tomorrow, it's a friendly disguise. 74 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,410 Ah, you two are so cute together. 75 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,200 Hey, Pritchard, just one. I have to save some for my Gritchy Witchy. 76 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,020 kitchen with me, my little sauerkraut? 77 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,200 Why does she think you're married to Arnold? 78 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,700 I sent her an announcement saying we were getting married. And then when we 79 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,620 didn't get married... You didn't bother to tell her? It would break her heart. 80 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,500 Ah, you're too smooching in here. Well, 81 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:10,600 actually, Fritzie, Gretchen has a little secret that she wants to tell you. 82 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,800 Isn't that right, Gretchen? 83 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,640 Yeah. 84 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,760 You catch yourself into the situation. I didn't get myself into the situation. 85 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 It was Kraus. 86 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,180 Well, it's nice of you to pretend to be Arnold. 87 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,000 Well, it's over now. 88 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:45,340 She's gone. 89 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:49,140 Kraus put her mother on the plane to Bavaria this morning. 90 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,480 Good morning, Governor. 91 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,020 Good morning, Arnold. 92 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:54,960 Good morning, Governor. Good morning, Arnold. 93 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,420 If I kill Gretchen, would Arnold go to jail? 94 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:12,200 Thomas' plane was grounded because of the rain, a storm that came in from 95 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,200 Hawaii. 96 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,820 Ah, just another plane that leaves at four this afternoon. 97 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,560 All right, all right. 98 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:24,140 Who rewrote my bond proposal? 99 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:28,220 Not now, Clayton. No, no, let me guess. Could it have been my old friend Benson 100 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:33,560 Dubois? Ah, we'll ask him when we see him. Goodbye, Clayton. 101 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:37,330 Governor, are you going to let Benson get away with this? Clayton, we really 102 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:40,350 shouldn't be discussing this in front of Arnold Lumditter. 103 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:43,470 Arnold Lumditter? 104 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:46,090 Arnold Lumditter. 105 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,950 Yeah, you know Arnold. 106 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:53,490 Gretchen's husband who just met Gretchen's mother for the first time. Is 107 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:54,490 right? Yes. 108 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:20,640 Benson Dubois. Hey, you better be careful what you say about Benson. 109 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,500 He and Arnold are very close. 110 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,220 I'm sure they are. 111 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:31,780 But you wouldn't contradict me if I said that Benson was an overrated, semi 112 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:38,120 -competent paper pusher, would you? I think I can speak for Benson when I say, 113 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,820 Clayton, why don't you freeze your teeth and take your tongue for a sleigh run? 114 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:53,910 Arnold, when you see Benson, tell him I think he's a real schnook, okay? 115 00:08:56,930 --> 00:08:59,950 I've always prayed for a chance like this. 116 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:08,690 My nose is broken. 117 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:11,910 It's like a lot of us are getting our prayers answered. 118 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,270 You broke my nose. 119 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:17,410 Why were you smelling the door? 120 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:25,310 Now, Pete, what do you want? 121 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:29,310 I was just going to get something to eat. Oh, well, I've got some beef jerky 122 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:33,910 my desk. So why don't you and me go to my office and do some government stuff? 123 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,350 I don't think this storm is going to let up. 124 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:42,030 I've got a couple of days left on my vacation. I just think I'll go to my 125 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,510 office, get my jacket, and go home. 126 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,100 I have a message for you. 127 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,580 That's from Jill. 128 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,820 Jill? She said she met you on the flight to Hawaii. 129 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,100 Ah. Where is she? 130 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,560 Stewardess Lounge at the airport. 131 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:56,820 There's the number. 132 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,580 What are you doing? 133 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,560 I'm calling Jill. No, you're not. 134 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,260 Yes, I am. Oh, no, you're not. 135 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,800 Put the phone down, Kraus. 136 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,120 Because she's charming, intelligent, and between flights. 137 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,900 You don't need her. You got me. 138 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,440 I don't want you. I want her. 139 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,160 I couldn't help but over here. 140 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,640 Tell her, Cross. 141 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,960 What is it? I mean, what's going on? Why are you two fighting? 142 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:33,700 It's nothing, Mama. Nothing. 143 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,400 Fritzie, it is not my place to be telling you this, but... Please, please. 144 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,480 Gretchen and I... Don't tell her. ...are... She'll be so ashamed. 145 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,080 ...getting a divorce. 146 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,560 Thank you, Arnold. 147 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,380 I am really disappointed in myself. 148 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:53,260 Oh, God, there has never been a divorce on my side of the family. And there is 149 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:54,800 not going to be one now. 150 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,060 Especially if there is a baby involved. 151 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,740 A baby? We've got a baby. 152 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,080 ridiculous now. Button your face. 153 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:23,280 Now, I am in charge. You will listen to a visor head. 154 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,560 Go put yourself in the car. 155 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,920 But, Mama. Move it. Yeah, Mama. 156 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,720 Arnie, sit down. 157 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,940 Fritzie. Sit. 158 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,980 Yes, Mama. 159 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:38,680 You are a nice man. I can see that. 160 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:43,000 Heaven knows my daughter. She is not easy to get along with. 161 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,700 She's just like a papa. 162 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,920 You just stop by. 163 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,980 Benson, you've got to help Miss Krause. 164 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,880 Pete, we were going to work up to it. 165 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,640 The cat's out of the bag now. 166 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,780 Will you do it, Benson? Do what? 167 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,800 Well, we wanted to ask... Madison Moore! 168 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,280 Benson. 169 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,700 Benson. 170 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,780 Miss Krause needs your help. 171 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,740 She wants you to have dinner with her and her mother and try and work things 172 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:48,740 out. Forget it. 173 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,060 Okay, Clayton, you win the dollar. Sweetness didn't work. 174 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,670 Does Krause put you all up to this? 175 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,170 Bad son. 176 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:05,490 To put it simply, if Miss Krause can't do her job, it affects the way we do our 177 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:06,490 jobs. 178 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:10,690 And if we don't do our jobs, well, it affects the entire state. 179 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,670 See, Pete, this is called working up to it. 180 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:17,390 And if you project that out, if the people of this state are unhappy, it 181 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,570 affect the entire nation. 182 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:22,730 Right. If the entire nation is unhappy, well, then the whole world is messed up. 183 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:27,540 So what you're saying is if I have dinner with Miss Krause and her mother, 184 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,000 solve the problems in the Middle East. 185 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,640 Benson, Miss Krause needs you. You're her friend. 186 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,520 And that's a good enough reason for me to make a fool of myself? 187 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,500 Just go to reason as any. 188 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:44,200 Well, why didn't you say that in the first place? I'll do it. 189 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440 a schnook. 190 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,880 I am not a schnook. 191 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,960 I'm a lumditter. 192 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,120 Then how do I look? 193 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:12,220 Oh, Mama, you look lovely. 194 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,800 You look great. Let's drink the beer. 195 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,800 You choose it. I'll get the beer. 196 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:23,800 Has he thought of any names for the baby? The baby? 197 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:29,910 Well, if it's a girl, we thought we'd name her Ermentrude. 198 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,230 Oh, that's nice. 199 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,710 A German name. Yeah. 200 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:39,510 I suppose if it's a boy, you'll give it a Hawaiian name. 201 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,370 Yeah. Don Hope. 202 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640 Jimbo King. 203 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Jill. 204 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:19,080 My flight got grounded because of the storm, and I thought maybe we could... 205 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,180 You have company. 206 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,680 No, they're not company. 207 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,300 Oh, hello. 208 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,180 I'm Arnold's mother -in -law. 209 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,500 Oh. 210 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:34,700 Who's Arnold? This is my friend Jill Fletcher. Well, I'm glad to meet you. 211 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,540 I'm Fripsy, and this is Arnold's wife, Gretchen. 212 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,260 Sorry we can't chat. We are having dinner. 213 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,500 No, you're just in time. Let me take your coat. 214 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,360 Oh, thank you. You have got to get rid of her. 215 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,260 You're right. 216 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,700 Okay, I've got a plan. 217 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,940 What I'll do is I'll take her to dinner and after dinner I'll try to figure out 218 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,340 a way to keep her occupied. 219 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,680 I have a better plan. 220 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,880 Jill? There's not enough food for you, so there's no sense in sticking around. 221 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,340 Oh, 222 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:18,540 that's ridiculous, Gretchen. I mean, she's skinny as a ski pole. 223 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,860 No, she can't eat much. Come on, we'll get something out of the kitchen. 224 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,920 Who are those women? 225 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:32,520 Well, uh, the, they, uh, uh, have you heard of the Big Brother Organization? 226 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,080 Uh -huh. Well, these are not them. 227 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:42,400 These people are bag ladies from the neighborhood. 228 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:50,720 Who's Arnold? Arnold is an imaginary son -in -law. If they should bring him up, 229 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,440 all you do is smile and nod knowingly. 230 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,200 Good? I was right. There's plenty of food. 231 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,200 Are you hungry, Arnold? 232 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,280 Oh, yes, Arnold's very hungry. 233 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,940 Isn't that right, Jill? 234 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,760 Ready in ten minutes. Arnold, why don't you get a beer for Jill? 235 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,400 No, no, let me get it. 236 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,839 Did you hear? 237 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,300 Arnold and Gretchen are going to have a baby. 238 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:24,640 Oh, that should be interesting. 239 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:28,760 What happened while I was gone? 240 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,140 They, uh, told me about the baby. 241 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,360 The baby? I always forget. 242 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,680 Oh, 243 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,840 Jill, look, come into the kitchen. I must tell you something. No! 244 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,400 Jill counts day. 245 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,400 I'm having the baby. Oh. 246 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:50,380 Oh. You can't be having the baby. You've only been pregnant 24 hours. 247 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,180 She's really pregnant? 248 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,340 Yeah. And this is the pair of papa. 249 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,920 You're the what? 250 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400 Thank you. 251 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:18,780 Uh, wait, wait a minute, Jill. Wait. Don't touch me, Arnold. 252 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,180 No, I'm not Arnold. 253 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,439 That's right. 254 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,440 You're slime. 255 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:30,260 I'm going after her. Over my dead body. Okay, have it your way. 256 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,000 I think I know what's wrong with this marriage. 257 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,660 Fritzie, there is no marriage. It's all a lie. 258 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,970 No, no, read my lips. 259 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:50,970 Gretchen and I are not married in any way, shape, form, or fashion. 260 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,710 I should have told Mama the truth from the beginning. Why on earth didn't you? 261 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,490 Why do we have to go through all of this? 262 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:38,250 Benson, in my village, there were seven girls born the year I was. 263 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:43,850 And by the time we were all teenagers, on Saturday night, they had dates. I sat 264 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,730 home and waxed my toboggan. 265 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,430 Well, what has that got to do with what we're talking about? Don't you 266 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:55,050 understand, Benson? Mama never said anything, but I knew she was ashamed of 267 00:19:55,610 --> 00:20:01,090 The other girls all got husbands. I... I... I got a shiny toboggan. 268 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,830 Kraus, how do you know what your mother was thinking? Did you ever sit down and 269 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,730 talk to her about it? Oh, it's too late now. 270 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:12,550 I told too many lies. 271 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,190 It's not too late. 272 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,950 It's better than Mama thinks. 273 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,710 I merely don't fail. 274 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:23,190 They're never married at all. Oh, for goodness sake, Kraus, your brain doesn't 275 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,190 work at all. 276 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,040 Okay, stop crying. 277 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:31,120 If you still want me to pretend to be Arnold, I'll do it. But just until she 278 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,120 leaves. 279 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,260 You would do that for me? Of course, I'm your friend. 280 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,520 You mean it? Temporarily. 281 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:57,969 not married. 282 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:02,310 But that doesn't matter, Fritzie. Any man would be lucky to have your 283 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,330 Krause is a fine woman. 284 00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:11,970 I know that. 285 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:16,270 But who are you, anyway? 286 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,810 My friends call me... 287 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,680 to you. You go on up to bed. Now, I'll be right up. 288 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,040 Lone Hawaiian? 289 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,880 Benson, thank you. 290 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,540 You are a true friend. 291 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,480 Nice family, but they are a little strange. 21256