All language subtitles for Automan s01e05 Unreasonable Facsimile

Hmm.

This is the story of Walter Nebecker.

Doing what he likes best, fighting crime
in the streets.

You see, Walter's a policeman.

Unfortunately, the chief doesn't want
Walter on the streets.

Captain, get back to your cage, boy.

Now! So Walter must fight crime in his
own way, in the computer room.

That's where he's an expert.

Fortunately for me, Walter's advanced
knowledge of electronics led him to

experiment with what is called a
hologram.

That's a very fancy word for a three
-dimensional picture that, when

can be made to look real, sound real.

As a matter of fact, given enough power,
it can even be made to feel real.

That's kind of what got me into this
world.

My name is Auto Man.

You must be Walter Nebeka.

How did you know that? It's on the
programming you fed into my system. I

say, Walter, you're very good. Very good
indeed.

I look wonderful.

If you do say so yourself.

You programmed me to be honest.

But tell me, why did you call me Auto
Man? It means that you're the world's

first truly automatic man.

You can do anything because you're not
real.

Oh, but I am. I'm as real as you are,
just different.

And thanks to you, perfect.

Nobody's perfect, Auto Man.

That's not true, Walter.

You've programmed me to observe other
people and do whatever they can do as

as they can do it.

Jimmy Connors playing tennis, John
Travolta dancing.

In fact, on a scale of one to ten, think
of me as an eleven.

I've created a monster.

No, what Walter really created was a
wonderful force for good.

Auto Man.

That's me.

for heavy backup roger gallop on my way
this is the police pull your vehicle

over to the side of the road

crashed into a campground in Chatsworth
this morning, killing the pilots on

board and three other people on the
ground.

FAA investigators are on their way to
the scene to determine what caused the

Air 860 to fall from the sky during its
pursuit of a burglary suspect.

We'll have a complete update for you on
the news.

We've got to talk.

Sure. Drink?

No. Did you hear about the accident?

What accident?

It's all over the news. A police
helicopter went down this morning.

I'm sorry to hear that. It was a Velair
860.

How's that our problem?

We didn't do business with Velair.

I've got a computer disc in my office
that said we did.

We should have anticipated something
like this. We paid almost nothing for

surplus parts, and that's exactly what
we got.

Henry, accidents happen.

Five people lost their lives, Jarrett.

That's unfortunate.

We're going to run tests on those
remaining parts.

Henry, three days from now, the problems
of this company belong to the new

owner, not us. Now, you're not going to
red flag a deal it took a year to put

together. There have been three
accidents in the past three months.

I am not going to be responsible for
another preventable tragedy, Jarrett.

I am afraid my partner's become a bit of
a problem.

Problems are the last thing you can
afford right now.

I need to get this out to my daughter in
the afternoon mail.

I wish I could talk some sense into him.
I don't think talk is going to do it.

Hang on a minute.

Hello?

Ed, this is Henry.

Oh, hello, Henry. How are you?

Not too good.

Listen, Ed, is there some place where we
can meet?

Let me get rid of my other call.

You believe in miracles?

Guess who I got on the other line?

Who? Your problem.

I'll get back to you.

Yes, Henry. How about that place I took
you last time?

Club Dionysus.

Well, that's fine.

What time?

How's 8 o 'clock?

You're on.

I don't know if I can, Norm. Wally,
believe me. I have been in the video

business for a long, long while.

But I can't remember the last time I saw
something that had winner written all

over it like this thing does.

So, uh, what is it? They want to design
a video game based on the TV show

Abilene.

The soap opera?

Is that an idea whose time has come or
what?

Well, I don't know, Norm. I think you're
talking to the wrong guy. I'm not much

of a fan of that kind of thing. Nope.

I've never even seen the show. No
problem, no problem. I got six months of

videotape right here. Now, you check
this out, and you tell me if that isn't

worth money in the bank.

Well... I'm not gonna promise anything.
No, wait a minute. All I'm asking

is that you give it half a chance.

Terrific wallets. I'll eat them on the
way out. Bye -bye. Okay.

Otto? You seem surprised with someone
who programmed my arrival.

I did?

We were going to work on some
refinements of my database.

Oh, that's right, yeah. I have some
tapes on criminal behavior I got from

Sounds wonderful.

Huh.

Hello? No problem at all, Captain.

I'll be right there.

What is it, Walter?

Oh, a small emergency down at
headquarters.

I gotta go.

Anything I can do?

Oh, no, just stay out of trouble. I
shouldn't be gone that long.

Hmm.

These must be those criminology tapes.

Abilene? What's that got to do with
crime?

Well, no sense wasting time.

I hope I don't seem ungrateful, then.

You were nothing short of a miracle
worker arranging that foreign bank loan

us, but... Believe me, Henry, you're
doing the right thing.

Trying to sell a company under a cloud
is only going to make a bad situation

worse. I wish Jared could see it that
way.

He wanted a stone wallet until the deal
was made.

The sooner you get this behind you, the
better.

As a matter of fact, we're going to go
talk to Jared as soon as we leave here.

Once you both make a clean breast of it
to the authorities, you'll feel a

thousand percent better.

Well, I'm glad someone doesn't think I'm
crazy.

Shall we?

I just want you to know your partner
won't be into work tomorrow.

He had to make a detour.

By the morgue.

You killed him?

It was that or watch him blow the sail
of the company clear out of the water.

Now listen to me.

Carefully.

I want you to go through his office.

He has the entire operation on a disc.

I know. I turned his office upside down
after he left tonight.

Now the disc was gone. I assumed he took
it with him.

That disc gets in the wrong hands and
you're going to have one hell of a time

hanging off that loan I arranged.

Don't worry. You can tell your friends
that I'll pay them their money just as

soon as the sale goes through.

I hope so.

They're not the kind of people to
disappoint.

Oh, yes, sir. I am doing that right now.
I am putting Lieutenant Curtis on the

case.

Yes, sir, will do.

Second call from the commissioner.

Every time some big, high, muckety -muck
like Henry Innes gets murdered, it's

then the torpedoes, so we find out who
did it.

Nebbish, come on in.

What's up?

Did you ever hear of Henry Innes?

The aerospace guy.

Yeah, his body was found tonight in a
downtown alley.

Might have been a mugging. He was
missing his billfold, he was missing his

jewelry. Now, I don't know if this
figures or not. His secretary says that

was very rattled today and she's never
seen him so upset.

Any suspects?

No. We did find this appointment book in
his briefcase, though. I want you to

look at the last entry.

CD 2000.

An abbreviation of some kind. Any idea
what it means?

Isn't that what you and your high
-priced hardware store are for?

I'll get on it right away.

All right.

Has the family been notified?

There's only a daughter. We haven't been
able to contact her.

So we better put a newslet on this thing
until we do. All right.

Are you still working on that
appointment book entry?

Oh, yeah, I keep going in circles on it.

Wally, I never thought I'd say this, but
have you thought about calling Auto

Man? I'm quite capable of figuring out a
simple abbreviation without running to

a hologram for help.

Walter,

you called?

Second opinion never hurts.

Well, I'll leave you two to your flu
thing.

Bye -bye, Roxanne.

Have a good evening, gorgeous.

What was that all about?

I'm a new man, Walter.

And I owe it all to you. And to those
marvelous tapes.

The tapes on criminal behavior?

That's what you said. I found it odd.
They were all set in a town called

Abilene.

Soap opera.

Otto, you watched the wrong tapes. Not
wrong.

Right. Fact.

For the first time, I've realized what's
been missing in my life.

What's been missing?

Lust, Walter.

Passion. Ruthlessness. Deceit.

I'm missing the struggle for life's most
worthy goals. Power and romance.

What have I done? Choruses of angels.
Midnight rendezvous. Burning desires.

Yeah, yeah. Otto, Otto. I get the
picture.

Walter, I've been in the world for close
to six months.

And I still haven't fallen in love.

You don't understand.

You're a hologram. You're not even real.

Neither are the people in soap operas,
and they fall in love every 20 minutes.

I don't believe this.

Walter, you don't want people to think
I'm a wimp.

No, I don't.

But if you don't mind, I'd appreciate
you directing your energies toward

cracking that code that I fed into your
memory bank.

That was a breeze.

Oh. Did you figure out what CD means?

Well, I came up with three
possibilities.

One, certificate of deposit.

It's a financial instrument.

Two, Carnival Dream, a long shot in
yesterday's fifth race at Hollywood

Innes was something of a horse player.
And the most likely possibility, Club

Dionysus. He had a credit card receipt
from that establishment.

Otto, you're terrific. That's a singles
club on Lancashire.

Now, what about that 2 ,000?

Military for 8 p .m. He spent six years
in the Navy.

Which means he had an appointment at
that bar last night.

It may just pay to go down there and ask
some questions. It's a good thing I'm

familiar with the case. We can go over
the questions on the way. Otto, Otto,

in your present state of mind. A single
club full of eligible young women just

isn't the place for an inexperienced
young hologram.

Well, I guess you're right.

Good luck, Walter.

Thanks, Otto.

I never would have found that place
without you.

You're darn right he couldn't have found
that place without me.

There's one thing I've learned from
Abilene, it's you don't take no for an

answer. Besides, my program won't allow
me to stand by idly if there's some way

I can help.

No, Cursor, it has nothing to do with
the beautiful young women.

Now, res me up something chic, but
unpretentious.

This should drive them wild.

Hey, where's the fire, buddy?

Auto Man?

Auto Man?

I could do that.

Probably better.

May I join you?

Till death do us part.

I mean, uh, sit down.

Hi there.

Well, hi.

She's spoken for.

Do you enjoy piano music? I love it.

It's my second favorite thing in the
whole world.

What's that he's playing? Great Balls of
Fire.

Do you play?

Try me.

Can I buy you a drink?

Hey, I saw him first.

Hi, my name is Rachel Ennett. I wonder
if you know my father, Henry Ennett.

Ah, sorry, don't know the name.

Oh, well, maybe you'd know the face.

Here.

Yeah, I guess I've seen him once or
twice.

Look, it's real important.

He was supposed to meet someone here
last night, but he was murdered en

and I need to know who he was meeting.

Look, I'm really sorry to hear this.

All I know is the other times he was in
here with Ed Scanlon. Good customer.

Do you know where I could find him?

No, sorry.

Oh, well, thanks.

Excuse me.

Rachel Innes?

Yes? My name is Walter Nebeker.

I'm a police officer.

I think we're here for the same reason.

Well, why don't we let the gentleman
decide?

Well, it doesn't seem fair to deprive
either of you.

How did you know about your father's
appointment?

Look, sooner or later, you're going to
have to start trusting somebody.

Excuse me for one moment.

Your place or mine?

Excuse me.

What are you doing here?

I was doing just fine until you
interrupted.

Next time, we really should have a
little signal worked out between us. It

really would save a lot of
embarrassment.

I don't believe this.

Where did she go?

Where did who go?

There she is.

Uh, where are you going?

Oh, I'm sorry, but the smoke was really
getting to me.

Well, that's okay. We can talk outside.

Oh, Rachel Innes, this is my associate,
Otto.

Hello.

Walter,

is there a chorus of angels singing
right now?

I got a call from my father about 7 o
'clock last night.

Did he call you from work?

Yeah, he was pretty upset.

He said he'd made some serious
misjudgments, that he was involved in a

that could have devastating consequences
if he couldn't stop it in time.

Oh, excuse me.

I'm feeling rather strange, Walter.

Probably interference from those power
lines overhead.

Did he say anything else?

That he'd be coming to this bar later in
the evening and that he'd call me when

he got home.

Only he never called.

Well, we'll do everything we can.

Right, Otto?

Rest assured.

We'll go to the ends of the earth if
necessary.

We'll overcome any obstacle.

If I have to climb the highest mountain,
cross the deepest river, Otto, we'll

get the idea.

Thanks.

Both of you.

Edward M. Scanlon, longtime operative
for West Coast Organized Crime Family,

specializing in gambling and loan
sharking.

And what would a reputable businessman
like Ennis be doing meeting a man like

that? Maybe his partner can answer that.

Lieutenant Curtis, my wife Christine.
How do you do? Hello, Lieutenant.

Now, if there's anything we can do to
help expedite your investigation, just

name it.

For starters, could you tell me if Henry
Innes had any enemies?

I thought he was the victim of street
crime.

Well, that could be, but right now we
just don't want to rule out any other

possibilities.

As far as I know, he was everybody's
friend.

A colleague of mine spoke to his
daughter. She seems to think that her

might have been in some sort of trouble,
something that he couldn't handle.

Rachel always had an active imagination.

So you wouldn't know anything about
that?

Well, if he was in some kind of trouble,
he never shared it with me.

What about Ed Scanlon?

Is that a name I should know? What's the
name of your partner named?

I'm afraid I can't help you there.

I don't recall us ever mentioning him.

What about you, Mrs. Powers?

Sorry, Lieutenant.

Is there anything else that either of
you would like to tell me?

Just assure me you'll find Henry's
killer.

I will.

Good day.

It wasn't your fault at all, will it,
Joe?

It was an evil thing that E .J. was
saying about me.

I couldn't convince anyone else he was
lying. That's why I took off from

Memphis. Well, it's all over now, Willie
Joe.

Autobahn? Shh!

What are you doing? Do you realize I've
been trying to reach you all morning?

Walter? Would you please tell me what's
going on?

Okay.

Willie Joe left the ranch after he got
blamed for Bonnie's nervous breakdown.

But now he's come back only to find his
stepbrother E .J.'s in love with both

Bonnie and her half -sister, Yvonne.

That's not what I meant.

Otto, you've gone absolutely mad.

No. You're thinking of Earl, Willie
Joe's long -lost brother. Now, he is

Enough!

Why didn't you res up when I accessed
you?

I didn't realize you'd called.

I called because Lieutenant Curtis has
been asking for those profiles on

Henrietta's business associates.

The analysis you were supposed to leave
on my desk this morning?

I'm sorry. I forgot.

Otto.

You're a computer.

You can't forget.

I have felt rather out of phase of late.

It seems every time I try to concentrate
on something, my circuits get

overloaded by Rachel's face.

Walter, the simple fact is, I think I'm
in love.

That's ridiculous.

How can you be in love?

You're an electronic display.

You're a series of commands.

And you're programmed to do police work.

Not to fall prey to human weaknesses.

Of course, you're right.

I can't possibly be feeling emotion.

I'm... I'm simply reacting to
interesting stimuli.

All right. Now, look.

I'm going back to work.

When I get there, I want a full update
on the Innocence Investigation. Cross

-indexed and summarized. Yes, Walter.

More soap operas!

It's falling apart, Scanlon. I can see
it.

That Snoopy cop all but accused you of
Innes' murder, and it's only a matter of

time before we're tied in with that
helicopter accident.

Finding one defective part is a long way
from proving a conspiracy.

You and your foolproof schemes.

I should never have taken that blood
money.

I never want to hear you talk like that
again, Powers.

Six months ago, this company would have
gone belly up.

My friends hadn't bailed you out.

I haven't forgotten.

Well, I hope you haven't forgotten that
the Barons are coming over to celebrate

buying the company.

Have the lawyers settled on a price?

Here are the figures.

Make sure Ennis' daughter's here
tonight.

Her signature has to be on the papers.

It'll be easier if she makes a new
owner. What happens if that young cop

been seen with gets in the way?

Don't worry.

I'll make sure he doesn't show up
tonight.

Like I said!

what's to come.

Now stay away from Rachel, punk.

She's my girl.

Who's there?

Rachel Ennis.

Oh.

Hello, Otto.

They told me I could find Officer
Nebuchadnezzar here.

He, uh, just left.

Is there anything I can do for you,
Rachel?

Well, shouldn't we wait for Officer
Nebaker?

Well, there's no need.

He works for me.

Please.

Now, how can I help you?

Well, Dad and Mr. Powers have been
trying to sell the company for almost a

now. Suddenly I find out there's a party
at the Powers estate tonight to

celebrate closing the deal.

Now, do you think this might have
something to do with your father's

Well, I don't know.

I just didn't know who to turn to for
help.

I just feel so alone right now.

Tell Mr. Powers you'll be bringing a
date.

A millionaire by the name of, uh,
Traspers.

Who's also a prospective buyer for the
company. Would you do that?

Yes.

But who's this Mr.

Traspers?

Me.

You.

Why are you... sticking your neck out
like this for me could be dangerous

because because it's my job

Of course, a change of pace is always
nice.

Otto?

You here?

When I get my hands on him...

How long have you been playing the
piano?

How long have I been sitting here?

You amaze me.

Great.

Not to mention the way you tickle those
ivories.

I don't recall running into any ivories.
Not to mention tickling them.

You know, you're a very special person.

Walter Nebuchadnezzar.

And how did you say you made your
fortune, Mr. Joseph?

Oh, please, ma 'am. Plain old Billy
would do just fine.

I'm in cattle.

How many head did you raise?

Oh, we raised the whole steer.

Head, body, and tail.

Oh,

there's the little fella now.

Folks.

I'd like you all to meet my personal
accountant, Walter Higgins.

I'd never leave home without him.

Have an accident, Mr. Higgins?

No, thanks. I already had one.

Looks like the IRS got to you again.

Can we talk?

Walter tells me what I can afford and
what I can't. Of course, there aren't

many things I can't afford, so he don't
have much to do.

Otto. I'm just joking. Of course, there
are a lot of things I can't afford.

For instance, there was that judge in
Fort Worth.

The late, honorable Homer Banks.

Don't look so shocked.

Whatever Billy Traspas wants, Billy
Traspas gets. Tell him, Walter.

Uh, well... What part of Texas are you
from?

That funny little part on the left. The
panhandle. I knew that, Walter.

They sure know how to grow them in the
panhandle.

I'd like to propose a toast to Mr. and
Mrs.

Behrens, who are about to become the new
owners of this great company.

Thank you.

And to the memory of Henry Innes, who
made it great.

You don't drink?

No sense risking a short circuit.

I know exactly what you mean.

Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.

By the way, I love your collar.

Does the rest of you glow like that?

Well, as a matter of... Ah, Mr.
Trospers.

Excuse me.

What happened to you, Walter?

I had a run -in with a couple of
freelance chiropractors. What is this

about? Rachel didn't want the company
sold until she found out what happened

her father.

So I thought this might do the trick.

And I wound up your accountant.

Well, I thought sidekick might offend
you.

Your father didn't send you anything
before he died, did he?

I don't know what you mean.

Well, he had a computer disk the
accountants need to finish completing

inventory on our assets.

I don't know anything about a disk.

He might have mailed it, but then you
haven't had a chance to check your mail.

Why would my father mail me something
when he could hand it to me?

Don't worry. We have all the facts we
need.

I'm just trying to save time.

You know the Rawlings on Abilene?

The TV show?

They're modeled after my family.

And what about that no -good E .J.?
Modeled after me.

You don't strike me as being that
ruthless.

Only when I'm going after something I
want.

How much did you say you were paying for
this company?

Well, actually, that's confidential.

What is it, $30 million?

Bordy, I'd rather not discuss it.

Oh, Mr. Powers?

Yes. I don't know what this geezer's
offered you for your firm, but I've just

added 10%. What?

Now, see here, this transaction is all
but done. It's a little late to reopen

the bidding.

20%. What?

I've just improved his offer by 20%.
Cash.

Cash? Cash.

Do we talk or are we going to let this
buzzard steal your company?

Well, you have to understand, Mr.
Trosper, this is rather sudden. It'll

some time to study the proposal.

I understand that. Take 15 minutes.

What's the matter with you? You look
like someone just put starch in your

bloomers. I've never met such a rude
young man in all my days.

Not even when you were toast of the
Dallas Cowboys?

Well, I never... It's not what those
linebackers used to tell me.

What are you doing?

I'm saving them from financial disaster,
Walter.

Yes, sirree, Mr. B.

She must have been a hot little number
before the fire went out.

Theodore, let's go.

How about it, Mr. Powers?

Excuse me, I'd like to confer with my
associates.

Certainly.

Yeah, I got you.

What?

Cavanaugh just ran a computer check on
him.

Says the guy's worth maybe 500 mil.

And what are we waiting for?

I got a feeling we can ask our price.

I don't know.

It's all too easy.

I say we take this cowboy for all he's
worth.

Darling, Lieutenant Curtis is here.

What can I do for you, Lieutenant?

Well, I thought you might be interested
in our progress on your partner's murder

investigation.

Couldn't this wait until tomorrow? A
traffic helicopter went down in

North Carolina this morning.

What does that have to do with anything?
The fan mechanical failure is our

police chopper. Only this time, somebody
traced the defective material to your

company right here.

Lieutenant, I'm sorry, but I can't help
you.

Mr. Powers, I'll be working late
tonight.

Police headquarters, if you think of
anything, just call me, all right?

Listen, Otto, I think I know where we
can find the answers to a lot of our

questions. Are you game?

Well, I started off this morning.

Well, then let's go.

What about Walter?

I think it'd be easier for just the two
of us to slip away unnoticed.

Where to?

My father's beach house, Point Dune.

I'll just leave Walter a note.

Cursor?

Excuse me. Did you see that Mr. Higgins
receives this? It's quite important.

Certainly, sir.

You really know how to travel and dial.

I like to think so.

For you.

Wait up.

Come on, faster, faster, move.

The car's been with us for miles.

Do you think they're following us?

Well, there's one way to find out.

Hang on.

Where'd they go?

It's my father's writing, and it's
addressed to himself.

Now, be careful. Don't touch the shiny
parts.

A disc's memory is very sensitive.

Interesting. What is it?

See this unit designated surplus?

The purchase price of the assembly from
the manufacturer in the Orient was $1

,640.

But look what it was sold to the
aircraft company for under the

new. $37 ,000?

Well, that's quite a markup considering
it's just middlemen selling surplus

goods. I think the term is highway
robbery.

Wait a minute.

See this name, Bel Air?

That's the name of the helicopter that
had the rotor gear go out.

Now it's beginning to make sense.

Your father and his partner must have
been engaged in the buying of surplus

parts and selling them as though they
were new.

Well, that must be the catastrophe Dad
was trying to avert. Another accident

like that helicopter crash.

We better get this information into the
right hands.

I think it might be advisable to wait
for Officer Nebaker.

He undoubtedly got my note.

This is Stanley.

We had him for about five miles, and
then that sports car he was in took off

like a bat out of hell.

Where did you lose him?

Pacific Highway, just a mile or so north
of Topanga Canyon.

That's it. They're headed for Henry's
beach house.

I'll bring the papers for Rachel to
sign, and I'll meet you there.

All right.

You are more beautiful than ever.

Is she your ex?

No. She's E .J.'s cousin.

You're crazy.

Yes.

About you.

I'm a little bit at a loss.

You see, this is the scene that's
usually cut off by the commercial.

I was sure I was beginning to mean
something to you.

Rachel, it would never work.

We're from two different worlds.

What are you saying?

I'd only disappoint you.

And I don't think I could stand to see
you hurt.

I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

No.

Hello, Walter.

We think we have a good idea why
Rachel's father was murdered.

What is it?

Yes, I think we'd all like to hear.

Mr. Scanlon, I presume.

I didn't buy that good old boy routine
for one minute.

You're cops.

Both of you.

And unless I'm mistaken, you're the man
behind Henry Innes' murder.

Not to mention the conspiracy to sell
second -rate aircraft parts.

You're going to have a hard time proving
much of anything in the condition I

leave you.

What do you want from us?

All I want from you is your signature on
the sale of the company tomorrow.

Then why don't you let her go?

Because I'm not a fool, that's why.

Now, why doesn't everybody get nice and
comfortable?

Mr. Powers is on his way now.

Young lady, move! I'm in a hurry! A big
hurry!

No,

but don't let that stop you.

I

guess

we lost him.

I'll get on the radio to Lieutenant
Curtis.

Chopper to headquarters.

Send backup units to the south of Malibu
and then east on Canyon Road.

10 -4. I'll be there in about three
minutes.

There they

are. How are we going to stop them?

We'll just have to close the road.

How are we going to do that?

Cursor?

What the hell is a wall doing in the
middle of the road?

I could have sworn there was a wall
here.

Come on, then.

Scanlon, get out.

Come on, get out. Up against it.

When I thought you were shot, something
inside of me almost died.

I'm amazingly resilient.

I wish I could say the same from my
heart.

I hate to sound like a soap opera, but
no matter what happens, I'll never

you.

Never.

Is there anything wrong?

Would we bring vintage champagne if
something was wrong?

No, Nebbish, for once something is
right.

The FAA has grounded at least 90
helicopters and at least a dozen

based on the information you found.

Think of the lives you saved.

I didn't do it alone.

Well, it looks like Powell has turned to
the mob to get his company a bailout.

Yeah, and after Scanlon got the loan, he
put together a scam to make sure that

the mob got their money back. He
arranged so they bought literally tons

second -rate parts and sold them as new.

And the disc you found on him is going
to make the DA's work a lot easier.

Ooh, sweet sound of success. You know
where that comes from?

Hard work.

Look it, Nebbish is here. It's 10 .30 at
night.

He's still working on his computer stuff
over there.

Yeah, what are you working on, son?

Well, uh, it isn't really very
interesting.

Don't be modest, Walter. Tell him.

Well, uh, I was trying to figure out how
many points to give it to 4C for having

an affair with her plastic surgeon.

See that? What'd I tell you?

Plastic surgeon?