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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,340 Undeniably me. 2 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,180 Oh, so me. 3 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:17,740 Undeniably. 4 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:25,280 Oh, thank God. I am 5 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,280 famished. 6 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:30,360 Nice suit. 7 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:33,760 Thanks. You look like... Kermit the Frog's general ward. 8 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:38,570 Gross. Miss Piggy's gender was gross, but clever, as it implies that said STD 9 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:42,210 was contracted by slutty Piggy by the aforementioned horny little toad. So, 10 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,670 yeah, pretty much heard it all. 11 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:47,230 You know, I was just going to say that girl married that Magic Mike guy, but... 12 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:48,230 Yeah, sure. 13 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:52,390 Okay. 14 00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:54,670 Sugar, sugar, gluten, gluten. 15 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,070 Fortunately, I brought my insulin shot. 16 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,510 You know, your face isn't even going to be seen. 17 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:04,950 Excuse me? 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,900 I mean, think about it. We're all part of this alien slave colony on this 19 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,860 totally vegetarian planet called Eden Six. 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:18,960 Our faces have to blend in with the indigenous plant life of a dying 21 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,260 It's a total avatar rip, if you ask me. 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,680 Boom! 23 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,800 We're alien people? 24 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,920 Yep. They're gonna make us all plants and post. 25 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:34,580 Say bye to your face. Hello, computer -generated one. 26 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,340 Boom! What's with the boom? 27 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,080 Uh, that's my thing. 28 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:41,880 Oh. It used to be kapow! 29 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:47,560 But I thought that one syllable was way more effective. 30 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,400 Boom! Okay. 31 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:53,160 Luckily, I'm here for the paycheck more than the experience, though. 32 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:58,620 I told my extra agent, after today, I'm only doing featured work where they can 33 00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,620 see my face. 34 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:04,560 See, featured work can get you noticed by the director, which could get you 35 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:09,539 singled out for a line, and then, boom, more money, guild insurance, and most 36 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:11,900 importantly, graduated to that. 37 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,220 What is that? 38 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:27,360 That? is the VIP craft service table reserved only for stars of this 39 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:33,920 program, producers, directors, and definitely not space 40 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,740 alien vegetable people. 41 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:39,160 See you around, space broccoli! 42 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,380 Boom! 43 00:02:56,019 --> 00:02:58,540 Standing between these two tables, I definitely understand the French 44 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,540 Revolution. 45 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,380 I see a scene going on here. 46 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:07,980 Going in! 47 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,260 Oh my gosh, this is just amazing. On our way home again, we used to have deli 48 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,540 sandwiches all week and meat pies on Fridays. Is that five different types of 49 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,980 hummus? Yeah, I think so. 50 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,640 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe I'm standing next to this. 51 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:34,260 Do you remember that episode where David Silvercrass, yuck of it, and when Kelly 52 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:37,640 New used to fight all the time at the Peach Fit? I reckon you were each 53 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,339 muses, right? 54 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,300 I was once someone's muse, Corkity the Crocodile Hunter. He had a whole 55 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,320 crocodile farm in Australia. 56 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,860 Yeah, you know, Channel 7 did a whole new story about him every time he used 57 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:48,460 have new hatchlings. He used to name one after me. Guy was obsessed. 58 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,980 I mean, that was until, you know, Taman 12 ate his arm off above the elbow. Then 59 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:55,860 he just named him, you know, after Kylie Minogue. Kylie, the croc. 60 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,480 Got a ring to it, you know. 61 00:03:57,980 --> 00:04:01,300 Anyway, nice to meet you, Iron. 62 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,580 It's nice to meet you, too, uh... Taman. 63 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:08,060 Like Salmon, or Slammon, or... Carved Taman! 64 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,079 Carved Taman. 65 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,039 You're funny. 66 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,040 Oh, thanks, Iron. 67 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:12,819 What part? 68 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,300 Excuse me? What part are you playing? 69 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,520 A really important one. 70 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:16,820 Which one's that? 71 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,180 Interstellar, intergalactic. 72 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,840 You know, mysterious one, half human, half alien, half broccoli. 73 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,220 That's a lot of habs. Yeah, it's very complex. 74 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,560 Hmm. It doesn't ring a bell. 75 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,720 Oh, it was on the new pages. Yeah, they came out this morning. Oh, yeah? The 76 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,580 pink or the blue? Because I have them both. My script was adjusted. The purple 77 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,240 ones? Purple? Yeah. 78 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,560 Blue. Then pink. 79 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,000 Then the new, new ones. 80 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,520 Purple. 81 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,540 I mean, that's when Xanadu comes in? 82 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Xanadu. 83 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:51,450 You mean like the Olivia Newton -John movie musical? Oh, you know that one! 84 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:56,810 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think the director's not as great as everyone 85 00:04:56,810 --> 00:05:01,730 is. I mean, who calls a really important new... Complex. 86 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,110 Complex. That's right, Ian. 87 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:09,090 Complex character, Xanadu. I mean, in a world of broccoli people, that has to be 88 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:14,310 the most ignorant content ever created. I mean, who does that? 89 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:16,070 My brother. 90 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:19,280 Excuse me? My brother. He wrote this, and he's directing it. 91 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,320 Oh. I'm really very proud of my brother, but I'm even more protective. 92 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,420 Wow. 93 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,060 What a magnificent world he's created. 94 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:34,300 Mm -hmm. And he made you a... Scarecrow space warrior. 95 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:39,880 Scarecrow space warrior? Blowing my mind! And broccoli people, I mean, that 96 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,900 just the most amazing, amazing thing ever, and it's extremely nutritious. 97 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:47,070 Mr. Ziering, we need you on set. 98 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,850 Yeah. Nice to meet you, Iron. 99 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,690 It's such a lovely name, Iron. 100 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:54,230 Iron Ziering. I mean, you know, is it great? It's finished, right? Is it great 101 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,490 or is it finished? You tell me, because I'm really, really good at that. 102 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,510 Actually, you know what? That's really awkward. You know what? 103 00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:00,390 Let's just say it's exotic. 104 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:03,490 Iron Ziering, exotic. 105 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,450 Nice to meet you. 106 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:07,910 The scene is not working. 107 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:11,330 All right, there's no passion. There's no commitment to the environment of the 108 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,610 world. Does that make sense to you? 109 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:15,090 Yep. You take this and you tell me if it's Guatemalan. 110 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,179 Mm -hmm. 111 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:21,340 Okay, so what we need, we need to understand these secrets. We need to 112 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,760 you are a liar. I'm sorry, I don't know. Okay, we need talent. 113 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,580 We need exceptional talent. 114 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,800 We need that. 115 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,320 You, do that again. 116 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:40,820 Get there, get there, okay? I want it to be real, guttural, desperate, primal, 117 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,140 like from your loins. Give me the loins. 118 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,430 That's close. I need damage. 119 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:51,950 I need... Yeah, bam! 120 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:53,470 Yeah! 121 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,810 Yes! Got it. Okay, stop, please. 122 00:06:57,070 --> 00:06:58,070 Yeah, just give her that line. 123 00:06:58,870 --> 00:06:59,870 Uh, congratulations. 124 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,289 Can you sign here? 125 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,770 You're now in SAG, 75 extra bucks. Thanks! 126 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:07,770 What the... Oh, come on! 127 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:15,110 Get ready for pictures. 128 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,350 Last look's clear. 129 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,720 Looking good, Space Jesus. 130 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,380 Yeah, you too, looking good. 131 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:22,220 Space Broccoli. 132 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,200 But thanks for the gig, you know. 133 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,800 Hollywood, where dreams come true. 134 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,320 Okay, guys, let's recap. 135 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:34,920 So, Dorinda, played by my extremely talented girlfriend here, has her cute, 136 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,800 cuddly space bot pet. He's called T -232, who's loyal, and he accompanies 137 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,380 Dorinda on her fantastical voyage. 138 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,120 Far from home. I know the studio insisted on this little guy as he's 139 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,220 in post and kids will go crazy and they'll mass produce a million of these 140 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:50,360 things and make another billion dollars, but what do I care, right? Wrong. My 141 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,760 agents, geniuses, got me licensing on it. I get one cent for every thousand of 142 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,500 these sold. If they make ten million of these, I'm making like... A hundred 143 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,500 dollars? 144 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,060 Don't ever interrupt me again. 145 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,340 Anyway, these are some of Dorinda's friends that she meets along the way. 146 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:06,420 finds my bro, Ian. 147 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:11,590 Our scarecrow, he's alone in a space desert that's been set up by a moisture 148 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:12,830 farmer named Owen, okay? 149 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:17,870 And Dorinda, she's lost, okay? And he's in turn looking for, like, um... Let me 150 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,150 guess, a heart? 151 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:23,710 No, not a heart, okay? She's looking for an electromagnetic power charger, 152 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:27,870 which, while keeping his heart beating, also keeps these dangerous fragments 153 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:31,890 from penetrating the organ. So until he finds this thing, he's in grave danger, 154 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,090 and you're all in grave danger. 155 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:36,190 And he's... Well, he's Jesus. 156 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,320 Yeah, of course he is. Jesus kind of is always in danger. 157 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:45,420 And you, you are one of the Zygomycota, or stocks of space mold, that our Delta 158 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:48,920 Team Emerald encounters while on their journey on the yellow brick path of 159 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,740 Zigzura. I'm stocks of mold. 160 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,099 Brainstorm, everybody. 161 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,100 Shh. 162 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:55,540 You're not a stock. 163 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,900 You're a whole forest of it. 164 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,560 You're like your own people, okay? Your own species. 165 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,500 Your own species of Zygomycota, okay? And... 166 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:08,550 Well, CGI and literally thousands of you write CGI and space mold to be their 167 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:10,910 leader. You'll be like the leader of the zygomycota. 168 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:14,570 I'm the leader of the mold? 169 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:20,270 Uh, congrats. That's an upgrade and another 75 ,000 years. Oh, thanks. 170 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,070 How is this possible? 171 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:23,890 Where is the justice? 172 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:27,730 Okay, 173 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:31,450 everybody, let's just, uh, let's do this. Time is moolah. What are we doing? 174 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,490 You're just standing around. 175 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:41,100 I'd just like to say how thankful I am for this opportunity, and I think it's 176 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:45,760 super -duper clever that you borrowed from all these amazing classic films. 177 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,920 What did you just say? 178 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:53,760 Like Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, you know, Passion of the Christ. 179 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,879 How much? 180 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,580 Are you implying that I plagiarized? 181 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,100 I can get rid of her in a heartbeat, Michael. We have a thousand extras that 182 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:00,919 replace her. 183 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,580 Meek! Meek! Over here! 184 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,560 Oh, for the love of God! 185 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,530 I will be somebody! 186 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:12,230 First off, every single one of these ideas is original, okay? 187 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:17,850 The studio greenlit my vision, mine, because I'm original and I'm fresh. 188 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:23,110 Isn't she essentially Dorothy with an R2 -D2 cross -toto sidekick and he's the 189 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:28,270 scarecrow with a Tony Stark heart and the whole world and concept is a veiled 190 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:34,330 attempt at environmental messaging a la Avatar and he's, well, he's Jesus, so... 191 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,090 Jury's out on that one. So, yeah. 192 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:40,910 So, like a hodgepodge. So, my granny in South Africa always used to say that the 193 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,410 best soups are made with leftovers. 194 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:47,270 So, I just want to let you know, for the record, that when my blood sugar level 195 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:50,650 drops, I really don't have control of what I'm saying, okay? 196 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:56,270 It's this guy. This guy right here. He has 10 ziplock bags full of marshmallows 197 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:59,450 and enough toilet paper to wipe every space broccoli's ass in all of the 198 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,450 universe. 199 00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:10,380 The jig is up. 15494