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Baby store.

I love these rattles.

Are we open? We are open.

How are you doing today? You finding everything okay?

Yeah, I'm just looking around.

I haven't been here before.

Oh, you've never been here before?

No. Well, welcome.

Thank you. Yes.

We just got this stuff.

Have you heard about this Plastatot, the teething spray?

No. Oh, it's great. You know, like to keep stuff safe for children to be able

put it in their mouth.

Did you just spray the object?

Yeah, you spray the object with it. Like some babies like, for example, my

little niece, she chews on pencils. Yeah.

Does they do that? Yeah. So that's bad for them because the paint won't flake

off and everything like that. So the best thing to do is really to take some

the spray and just give it a little spritz.

And then it'll make it floppy.

Oh, my God. Yeah. This way.

You know, they can play with it, and it also has a sanitizer in it, so it's...

Yeah, it becomes a little toy.

What? Yeah. That's insane.

So, anything that sprays with that turns this way? Yeah. Or just pencils?

Anything. Oh, my God. No, that's the point of it. Yeah.

You want to try it? Yeah.

Do you want to spray a pencil?

Okay, yeah, I'll spray the pencil.

Yeah, just get a little squirt from there. Try not to hit anything else in

area.

Give it a little mist.

Yep. Oh, my God. Great.

Does it ever go back hard?

Wow. No.

And that's for safety.

Oh, okay. This is so funny. Yeah.

I mean, I do it because, like, they're losing their pacifiers all the time.

Yeah. But anything really. Look, like, something dangerous is what a lot of

people are using for.

Because, you know, you break something, you can vacuum it up, but you never

really know.

Let me just...

It's kind of important for the demo.

Don't get it on you.

Yeah, they use this at the daycare center. You know, if someone drops

and spills it, that could be really dangerous.

Yeah. Give it a little spritz.

And then, yeah.

Oh, my God. You know, now a baby can crawl right over it.

Yeah.

Isn't that great? This is so cool.

Would you use that? You'd use that, right? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I spray, you know, everything I can. Plastatot.

Plastatot. Oh, Plastatot. Works great with nails and screws.

Razor blades are really smart to do, you know, and in this way, it teaches

children. to be able to know that when they reach for something like that, it

safe.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. And the last one they did was, like, it squirted out, and you couldn't,

like, nail it. But this has, like, a real mist. Ooh, actually, you're not

supposed to do your hand.

Wait,

hold on. Let me get a paper towel.

Because it, like, gets to your hand and gets, like, oh, shoot.

Oh, boy. Okay.

All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to rinse it off

I'll be right back. Hold on.

What do you got?

So I bought this and the noisemaker doesn't work.

So I was just wondering if I could return it or exchange it or get a store

credit. Maybe there's a way to get the battery out of it here.

Oh, there we go.

In a shipping container.

That one's good. You know what it would do?

You can charge these things with a UV light. Did you know that?

Oh, with like any battery you can do that with.

So you can charge it back up again. So you need the test tube.

Okay. Yeah.

Here.

He goes inside there.

Whoops.

Good.

And... Got it?

Got a little UV light.

You can kind of... It's a field.

Mm -hmm.

There we go.

So that'll charge it up.

Oh, wow.

Oh, great.

That's a strong one now.

Yeah. That should do it.

Cool. Yeah.

Do you have one of these? Take it home.

You know, like... Thank you. You know, the worst thing is like, you know,

Christmas morning, wake up, and you can't play with the toys, you know?

Probably make a little noise.

Look in there. Here.

That doesn't sound right.

Are there more of them over here?

No? Here, let me come over here.

The one... See, that one is the one that... Oh.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I overcharged it.

Let me get... I'll get it down. Hold on.

Sorry. I'll get a ladder.

Hello. How are you? I'm doing good. What do you have?

A doll.

Oh, okay. I'll return.

Yes, I'll return. You've got it. Okay.

Store credit. Store credit.

Store credit?

Mm -hmm. Oh, great, great.

This was an online order.

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

Oh, yeah. This was weird. They were trying to get some... We sell mostly,

modern stuff here. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was for my niece. Yeah. Oh, that's my

niece right there.

Isn't she adorable?

It's Michaela.

And you know what?

She sleeps with us.

I'll put your little return right there.

Very cute. A little taste of the old, a little taste of the new.

Very cute. You want to take a little nap?

She sleeps better in a warm blanket. She's good.

Yeah.

Okay. She's going to sleep.

Okay. She's going to sleep.

Get back on over here.

Great. It's a good baby.

Yes, it's a very good baby. It can sleep through anything.

Okay, so I've got a form right here.

But I could probably just call.

I'm just going to call my boss and ask.

Okay. Special order. Sometimes I have to.

Hey there. I have a return.

It's like one of those vintage dolls. You got it.

You got it. I will handle it. Thank you.

He says I can't take this. I can't do the return.

He doesn't want to take these back at all.

We can do the store credit, but you have to take the doll with you.

He doesn't want them in here.

Is that okay? I don't know. My boss is just... Yeah.

So you can take the doll with you, yeah?

Okay. Is that okay? Yeah. All right.

Okay.

He's just freaked out about it.

Okay, here you go. All right.

Sorry. I don't want to wake her up. I don't want to wake her up. Here, here.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. I just don't want to wake her up.

Okay, good. Sorry.

Great, great, great.

All right.

Yeah. All right. I just didn't want to wake her up.

Great. Oh, wait a minute.

What the heck?

Am I not going crazy? Was this about what my nieces just went?

Yeah.

Wait.

I'm not crazy, am I?

store credit what's that um let me let me yeah i'm gonna call my boss

and just see what he says to do

oh

he said um

If you're willing to take it, just get it out of the store now. It's fine.

I just want to return it.

Yeah. A whole lot of this stuff that we got from the vintage supplier had

a tag on it that said some of it had undergone the Carbonaro effect.

Oh.

It might have been.

I just want to return it. Me too. Okay. Yes. Sorry. You know what the Carbonaro

effect is, right?

I just want to return it. I don't know. Do you know what the Carbonaro effect

is?

The Carbonaro Effect, it's the name of the hidden camera magic TV show that

you're on right now.

You don't mean I'm not.

Are you serious? I'm serious.

I'm serious.

My name's Michael Carbonaro.

What the hell?

No way. Do you see my microphone? Let's see my microphone right here.

That was magic trick.

Your dog's not haunted.

Thank you for coming to the baby store.

Give me a hug. I am

a

master of housewares and a master of disguise.

Hey, how are you doing?

We're promoting a new app.

That's going to be released in the App Store tomorrow.

What's it called?

Engraver.

Engraver. It's pretty cool. Let me show you.

That's the logo right there.

Right? Okay.

So you can use ID tags.

These are silver ID tags.

I'm Michael, by the way. Kira. What's your name? Kira. Kira. Okay, here. Let

put this on your wrist.

Hold that one out.

There.

Right like that.

Turn your wrist over. Okay, good. And I'll hold it up like this so you'll be

able to see it happening, okay?

Great. I'll do it right there so you can see it, too.

Okay? And here we go. So the app starts up.

And once you get through the main screen, that's the history of the names

been doing all day today. So add new name.

It's K -Y -R -A.

K -Y -R -A.

Okay, good.

Enter.

Choose a font.

Final one?

Okay.

Okay, so I'm going to hold it here, and I'm going to press start.

I'm going to hold it here.

Good.

All right.

There we go. And I'm going to move it along with it.

That.

Great.

Did you get it? Yeah.

Yeah, it trails the vibration and writes the name. It's pretty great, right?

Yeah. What kind of metal is that?

That's steel, is it? I know it does gold. How does it do that?

Huh? How does it count?

So it's knowing, like, you know how it knows where you are, and you have to go

like this sometimes to pinpoint accuracy with the GPS?

It pinpoints the GPS mark to just one specific spot.

It triggers the vibrator, and it's only vibrating in that one spot, which is

resonating against the metal.

Oh, my God. Such a cool app.

And soon we're going to be having, like, a voice -activated feature on it.

So, like, you... Undo.

Undo. It's still in beta test. Ow. Wait a minute. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow. Sorry. Hold on a minute.

Ouch.

Oh, shoot. Are you okay? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

It, like, hurt my... I just got a tattoo.

No, it's, like, more scar.

Oh, my God.

That's going to go away, right?

Oh, my God.

That is so... Well,

now you know.

What? That happens.

That does happen, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Well, yeah, if you rest it against your skin or against any body part when it's

functioning, it can create the carbonaro effect on your skin. Yeah.

You know what that is? No. Oh, the Carbonaro effect?

Oh, it's a scientific term for a hidden camera magic TV show.

My name is Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

And this is a hidden camera TV show right now.

I'm serious. Look, there's a camera hiding right over here. Do you see that

camera there?

Do you see my microphone right here?

You have no idea how to do that, right?

You guys want to see a little vacuum demonstration?

Brand new Vacumba.

Much better than any automatic vacuum. Here, come around to the front. You can

see.

And if you've had one before, they're usually very loud.

And this one is purposefully made nocturnal. You do this at night.

You turn your vacuum on, and you can see it has perfect resistance to know where

the edges are. Much more intuitive than any other.

you know, one that ran on electricity or had robotics inside of it or anything

like that. It picks up really, really clean.

You see that? And I just wake them up by pressing it.

You see that?

Yeah.

And... Yeah, okay. And you can see they have zero emissions because it's just

these little lizards that are pulling up the food.

There's no... That is so creepy.

Yeah, there's no...

No, take a look. There's no... I'm so freaked out. Oh, don't be... No, no,

be scared. No, no, no. They don't come out.

This is just the chamber for the residual dust.

There's no batteries. Oh, my God. No electronics. But these guys... How do

get right in there? Well, they pull themselves along and they feed on the

crumbs.

What happens when one of them dies?

Well, you come and you have them replaced downstairs.

You never have to touch them. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Well, there was a guy in Arizona who noticed that there were all of these

pieces of sedimentary rock, you know, these plates of rock that were really,

really clean. And they watched at night and they saw these little lizards come

out of their hides and they eat all of the dirt. So he thought, can we make a

vacuum cleaner that works with them?

Oh, my God.

That's the cherished thing I've ever seen. It's great because it's totally

green. Eco -friendly. I do. Yeah, I have it in my apartment.

I put it on at night. I just wake them up and let it do its thing. And then

downstairs, like right by where we replace batteries, there's that battery

receptacle. We also have a lizard exchange.

Like, you know, when you switch propane and you can change them out once a week,

absolutely free when you join the program.

Where are you going?

What? Who?

What?

Oh, her friend? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here, I'm going to put that right there.

I'll see if I have a brochure.

Okay.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't have any more brochure. I'm sorry, I didn't have a

brochure. How come nobody here knows about this?

I just asked, like, five people, like, have you guys seen the lizard vacuum?

It's brand new today.

Oh. Yeah.

Using the Carbonaro effect, that's what they call it.

Have you heard of that before, though, the Carbonaro effect?

No. I have, but you probably have to explain it to me. You've heard of it?

have?

He's heard of it, you haven't heard of it. The Carbonaro effect is the name of

hidden camera magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.

Liar. My name's Michael Carbonaro. Liar. I'm a magician.

We're shooting a hidden camera show right now. This camera's hidden right

here, behind that mirror.

I was like getting ready. Oh,

you're the best. You didn't give it away.

That is so funny.

It was half believable, right? You were reckless. She was riding the line.

Michael, what's your name? Hi, Carrie.

What's your name?

What's your name?

Taylor. Hi, Taylor. You were awesome. That was really fun.

Oh, my God.

Taylor.

Oh, dude, this is going back.

Did you touch that?

Dude. Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

We've got to increase our costume budget.

Pretty good, right?

I'm going to go get somebody.

This is our flagship store.

I'm sorry. I'm kind of in awe.

You're kind of in awe, right? That's a little bit cool.

Yeah. All right. So, Antonio, you can help me out with the stock here.

Maybe you can write the description and how many of them we have. I was just

counting these shirts over here. So I got 20 in here. So we'll put those in

the rest of them.

Four hats. One, two, three, four.

You can put those hats in there.

This was the color they're getting rid of for the season, I guess.

I was a little late.

Seems like that's going out.

I like that.

Yeah, it's nice, right?

Okay, cool.

So those, brilliant.

And that's box 212, so we can call that box 212.

All right, and can you give me what's inside that box? Just hand it to me. I

will take it.

And I'm going to put it on the... Oh, my God.

Ew, oh, my God, not that. I'm sorry, dude. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Give me that.

Oh, dude, this is going back.

Did you touch that?

Yes.

Sorry, it's all slimy.

It was a taxidermy that they sent us for this, but we didn't order it. Oh.

Yeah. It's like some, uh... What kind of frog is that?

My glasses on.

Uh... Wait, what?

What is it? Is this a serious paper? Because that says something about

hallucinations.

Wait, let me sit down for a second before I... No, no, no, you know,

That's if they're alive.

Oh, okay, because I'm like, wait, let me do that before something happens.

Yeah, okay, so what do we have, 27 red?

Yeah. Okay, so what we should do is open this up and put that in there with

them. Okay. So we can keep the packing slip in there, inside the tissue paper,

maybe under the hats, you know.

And I'll get, let's see.

Here.

All right. Yeah, just underneath them is good.

We'll just put them under four, right? One, two, three. Wait, but this isn't

same box, though. Sorry? It was red. These are yellow. Yeah, red. Red.

Twenty -seven red fish shirts and four of the red hats, right?

All right. One, two, three, four. Okay.

So, wait. Is there not a... Okay, wait a minute. What? Is there not a box here

that just had red shirts in it with a red... These. Yeah, we're going to put

flip in there with that. Red shirts, red hats.

Are these red right now?

Are these red right now? Yeah, this is red? Yeah.

Okay, these look yellow to me.

I'm dead serious.

These are yellow in my face right now. Are you serious? I am so serious.

This looks yellow. Yeah.

This looks exactly the same color as my shirt. And your shirt is, whoa, and your

shirt is yellow.

That's not red, that's yellow. Okay, oh my God, and we're really like having a

moment here.

Dude.

And it's box 212.

Yeah, 212. That's right.

We'll pack and get the, you know, separate if that confuses you.

No, it's... Don't be worried about it. Here, I'll take this. Dude!

Whoa! Whoa!

Okay, wait a minute.

What's the matter, man?

I'm tripping, dude. Now your shirt is back red.

Okay. What? No, I'm not sleeping. Okay, I must really be sleepy.

Your shirt's red now. My shirt's red now?

Dude, my shirt is red.

Everything's in this box red now. I'm going to open it. I'll close it if

not in it.

Okay.

Will you tell me what you're talking about? I just had, like, a whole bulb in

here.

Maybe it was the toad.

Let's not go there. How about we don't go there? Yeah, how about we don't go

there? Do our job.

Yeah. Okay.

Don't worry about it. Okay.

Next order of business. We'll forget that. Let's keep on going. Antonio, we

to do the pullovers.

All right. All right. So I've got right down... Antonio, would these... This

is... Would you call these blue?

I would say kind of like a seafoam green.

Seafoam? Okay.

That's navy. I know that. So this one would be more of like a... Like royal?

This would be royal blue, right?

And then the other thing we have is a bunch of stuff in here. Yes, we got a

sleeping bag.

That.

No, this one, I don't even think we have to write this one down.

All right.

From downtown.

And this, I don't think we need anymore.

Yeah.

Pull it down. Pull.

And this. I don't think we need any more.

Yeah.

Put that in

here.

Okay. This one.

Yeah. We could write this one down. This would be the last of it.

Winter pullover.

Throw. Winter throw.

And we're running low on boxes.

We could just get rid of this guy and put the rest in here.

Dude, I think that frog did something to me, man.

Are you serious?

I am dead serious.

What did you see? What did you see? Who was the little guy?

That came from behind the thing and went into the tent and then you came out.

I'm sorry, what?

Where'd he go?

I'm dead serious, Blake.

Antonio, write this down. Okay.

I am on the Carbonaro Effect.

I am on the Carbonaro Effect.

Yes. It's the name of a hidden camera.

magic TV show.

Uh -huh. And you're on that show right now.

Really? My name's Michael Carbonaro. And you're on the Carbonaro Effect right

now. Oh, that's cool.

That's cool.

You're not really hallucinating.

Oh, my gosh. I thought I was, like, freaking out or something.

Like, I didn't know what was going on.

Antonio, you were awesome, buddy. Dude, you got me with the... The show, I'm

like, whoa, I'm like, wait a minute.

I... No.

Wow.

That's awesome. That is so awesome.