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This season we're trying to keep a low profile so nobody knows that I'm from...

Seriously?

Hello. Hey.

Light? Did you want some of these?

Are they a single serve thing?

Oh, yeah. You know, like you make a coffee pod.

It's just for ramen soup.

But the noodles aren't in there.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know how, like, when you... You put it in the pod

then close it, then... I'll show you.

Yeah, because you wouldn't think that it would all, you know, fit inside there.

Because I like really strong coffee, too.

It doesn't go in this, does it? In the machine.

That's weird.

Here, I'll show you.

They freeze dry it, so they're smaller. Yeah. But they're still really good.

And you press the button.

And I hold down the large cup button. And that's pretty much the same kind of

hack for any machine you have. And it will start up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Noodles and the broth comes out.

Okay. Good.

Expands and usually, and then if you press the small cup button, you get a

release. Do the chives come out?

Yeah.

It's really wild, right?

You want to get some? I mean, you can smell that. It smells really good.

Is it good?

Yeah, college. So what is it?

All the noodles together?

Yeah, there's noodles, you know. And what's that?

Well, this one's chicken flavor, so it has chicken inside.

How'd the chicken get there?

It expands in the hot water.

That thing, that came out of there? Yeah.

Yeah, it gives you two pieces.

That, the chicken came out of this thing.

Came out of the pod, yeah. In the pod.

Oh, yeah, the pod, it has everything that's inside the pod will expand.

That's cuckoo, right?

What? How do we get some of these? You want to get some of those?

And not everybody likes their ramen with egg.

But when you're done with the pod, because everything inside is made to

So this doesn't come through.

But the last thing that stays in the cup is a dehydrated egg. So the egg

you can put on top, too.

It's like up on the shuttle.

Right. That's what they invented it for, was for astronauts.

It's all pre -tried, whatever. Because you get sick in space, you know, the

whole mission's off.

So having chicken soup available, like real good chicken soup, is a top

of NASA.

So they try to condense soup as much as they could.

I guess I'm going to do a bunch of chicken. A bunch of chicken. Okay, let

if I have some more chicken in the back, okay? I'll have chicken. I'll have

chicken right back.

This over here is a new vegetable cutter.

What is it? Where?

It's called a blade bag.

How does it work?

I was just reading the instructions, trying to figure out how to do it.

The blade bag, it's lined on the inside with all these little blades, so it's

supposed to make it simple for when you just put a vegetable in.

There's certain ways to shake it. That's why I was trying to figure out the

difference between crinkle cut and... Yeah, see, that does bad.

I don't know whether that's like, is this crinkle cut or is that, that's not

waffled. I don't know what that is.

What?

I could feel like a party platter or something.

Would be able to do that.

What is that?

Well, each blade has its own rotation on it.

Like there's a little nub on each one and each one turns a different way. Some

clockwise, some counterclockwise, and some will flip forward and back.

So depending on how it shakes, it falls between the blades.

Yeah. Yeah. That's ridiculous.

Let me see if I try.

I was just wanting to try different things.

Oh,

that's kind of cool, though. Oh, wow.

Let me see that.

How does Natalie do it and, like, shape it and stuff?

A caterer invented this so they didn't have to sit and...

Because, like, you can't do that with, like, a normal knife.

Well, I think it's just random. Like, you know how, like, snowflakes are just

random? Yeah.

It's just the way the world falls together.

You just dump it in there and shake it? Yeah.

So can you, like, make them quickly?

I can't figure it out. I think there is, like, a technique to how you shake.

You know, if you grab from corner to corner, side to side, does one thing.

What if you accidentally put your hand in?

But the thing is, you can actually touch the blade.

I'll let you take one home. The directions are here.

I'll fold them up inside and keep that.

And, you know, if enough people are interested in it, we were going to carry

them in the store. Yeah.

But I'll show you. What I do is just hold it by the corners.

Yeah, shake it from corner to corner like that, side to side a little bit.

Yep. And then you just pull it open.

If you had something in.

What?

I'm sorry, the directions are in there.

Oh, wow.

Well, at least it made a snowflake. Wow, that's really nice.

That's your first time.

That's a really good... The symmetry on that, you're like a natural.

But you're not going to be able to read these.

Yeah, so I can't have it. Let me see if I have another set of directions. Hang

on one second, okay?

They told us today, too, everyone gets a free home ear waxing kit as well.

My mom uses it, and my grandma uses it. It's really good.

And it comes with everything you need.

But this is the device right here.

So it's a hollow tube right there.

And you clean it out. I'll show you how it works. It's great if you have a lot

of ear wax.

Make sure that's empty.

And you roll one of these inside of it. You know, you lower one of these down

inside. It's like a gauze wick.

and that gets lowered all the way down, and it has a property that I guess, you

know, wax could adhere to. Oh.

And there's a little suction into it, like this.

So it goes right in the tip.

Uh -huh.

Like that, right? Uh -huh. Do you feel it there? And so the wick, you have to

get the wick deep into your ear like this.

If you can get it just where it's comfortable.

Uh -huh.

What's going in there?

This is the wick. There's two in the wick.

All right, and it sucks in, and then you... Ah, you feel it coming out.

Oh, my God.

And then it will... The compacted wax makes a candle.

There was that much wax in your ear?

In the inner ear. Yeah, your inner ear has sent more wax than your outer ear.

Q -tips really don't do anything.

And it can go that far down. It can go that deep, yeah. Oh, that's scary. Oh,

God. I know. The first time I did it, it was very scary.

Yeah. But, you know, it's great, too, because, you know, they're trying to

it fun, you know, so families can, you know, you can make a candle out of it.

It's a way to do, you know, personalized candles.

That is amazing.

Yeah. That much.

That much wax. Yeah.

Massage parlor.

You can feel the peace and tranquility.

Do I have to wear this?

You work at the massage school? Mm -hmm. All right.

It's a very easy procedure. I'll take you through it. So you just lay back,

Darren.

We're going to create a little crevice between his back and the table. I'm

to lean up here. You know this.

I'm coming in weakly.

And I will have you, Emily.

Take this bowl, and I'm going to find the exact spot here.

It's usually right under the solar plexus here.

If you could slide that bowl right under that area.

Yeah.

Get that lined up.

Real good.

Okay. Perfect.

Good, and you can relax on that, Darren.

Good. And now these are the stones we use, okay? They're cleansing stones.

a lot like, you know, when you get a hot stone massage.

It's the same types of stones, but these are imported, okay?

It's a little hard to come by in the States.

So we're going to start with the black stone. If you'll take that, Emily, rub

that between your hands, and you're going to get that area nice and warm,

I'm going to get the solar plexus nice and warm here.

A couple of taps.

All right, Emily, you're going to place that right there.

Excellent. All right, good.

That's good?

Yeah. Okay, here we go.

We're going to ohm on three. One, two, three, ohm.

Excellent. Go ahead and pull that bowl out.

Great. And how are we doing with that?

That was good.

Okay. A little slimy. We got a little bit.

This is the residue here, so that's what you're watching out for. Okay.

You can jump that right into the bin there. Dump it in? Yeah.

That's pulling those impurities out, right?

Okay. Yeah.

Uh -oh. Now I'm fascinated.

I was like, wait, what? What just happened?

How did that feel?

It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so go ahead and slide that back in. Yeah, back in. That area here.

Is that about right?

Yeah. Okay. Good? Yeah.

We've opened the shock truck, and this hopefully is going to get them spinning.

You see that, how it passes through?

Okay, good.

Warm up the rose quartz for me.

Great. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have gold rings on or gold jewelry?

No, no, no, no. Yeah. You can actually end up pushing impurities in.

Okay. I won't screw anything up. Yeah, you'll see a lot of wearing silver

because it's the mirror to the energy of the soul.

Okay. And go ahead and place that down.

Excellent. Okay.

Here we go.

All right.

One, two, three.

Oh, my.

Oh, my ring.

Okay, Darren, you just relax for just a moment.

Grab the ball.

I'll be right back, and we'll... Just one second, okay?

Breathe together. Breathe together.

Ready? One, two, three.

Oh, man.

We should maybe take a break. Yeah.

Okay.

Have you ever had deep exfoliation before?

Uh -uh. No. Okay. I don't think so.

Great. Let me take a look at your forearm here.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, you have really nice skin.

Thank you. Oh, that's great. Yeah.

Okay, good. How so?

Well, it's not dry, you know, right out the gate, and it's got nice elasticity

to it. Okay. So I'm surprised you don't exfoliate.

Yeah, no, I also don't use lotion.

Oh, you don't use lotion. Isn't that, you know, some people who don't need it

shouldn't. So a lot of exfoliation treatments, you know, they take off the

layer of skin. You know, that's the dead skin that kind of gets on the surface,

which is not a bad thing to do. Do you ever use a sponge like this?

Mm -mm. Oh, okay. You feel that?

Okay. It's like a little bit of a Brillo pad, right?

So what it is is it's scratching the surface.

Yeah, you can feel the scruffiness on that.

Wow. Yeah.

Just see if we can get that first layer up.

Look at that.

Where did that even come from? That's crazy.

Yeah, that's dead skin.

Gross. I've never seen that. You've never seen that before.

You've probably never had it properly exfoliated. I mean, I've done a loofer

something, but... Yeah, you see it's starting to come up to the surface,

Yeah, I can kind of see it's kind of blotchy now.

Okay, let me have you turn your arm over. I'm going to see if I can do it.

Oh, what?

Yep, that's good. That's disgusting.

Okay, that's good. We got them out, though.

What? That's nice.

Those are looking pretty healthy. Have you ever had these extracted before?

No!

Gross.

Disgusting. Also, I did not expect that. I didn't even know that could happen.

These are healthy. I would recommend reintroducing these into the skin this

evening. What?

What do you mean?

Because they've been under there for a while. So I would let them get a little

bit of light today, and then I would, just when you go to bed tonight, you can

drop them on your face before you sleep.

Or, you know, it's hard to get them right back in the arm, but they'll find

their way back down there. Much easier for them to get into the orifices of the

eye, the nose, the mouth, the ears. That's how they're introduced.

I'm going to get you a little vial.

to put them in. Okay. And I will be right back. Okay. Thank you so much.

Just one moment.

Okay.

What just dropped?

What? What?

How did you know this was going to fall?

I'm freaking myself out now.

Let's do this. Has anybody seen my phone, by the way? I left it in a

box. It was just a cardboard box.

Oh,

just one of these.

Yeah, they had this stuff. They just wanted it packed because it's going to

going for delivery.

Okay. Okay, first one is the vase.

And I'm going to put it.

So you're basically just, are you packing stuff and then setting it up

Yeah, you know, this stuff they just take. So it's like if we know it's going

right out there, we just lay it all here, and that's when they come with the

forklifts and stuff and just take this stuff out, and they'll stack it up. So I

just want to stack it in here and

see how tall.

This is like 27 inches. How tall is that vase?

The fifth. You want to bring that over here? Sure. Okay.

Yeah.

Great.

Cool.

One less trip for you to come down. That's right. Yeah, it makes it easier

me. Thanks. Sure.

Yeah, so that's A01D. Is that what it says on the clipboard there?

A01D. A01D. Okay, that's cool.

They have such nice stuff here. Yeah. Dude, this place is huge.

Yeah, man. Hey, Mike. Yeah. I'm heading out.

Okay, cool, man. I'll see you on Saturday.

Sunday.

Right. Okay.

Awesome. All right.

You know what? I might have to wiggle it in.

You know what? Let's get that broom.

I should have stayed over there.

Where'd it go?

Yeah.

Let me see.

This is like 20.

26 inches. How tall is the vase?

Vase, where'd it go?

Oh, no, we're going to load that one up here.

I just want to make sure it's going to fit on the shelf.

This is 26, 27 inches.

How tall is the vase?

23 and a half.

Okay, yeah, that'll fit.

All right, you want to bring that over here?

Dude, am I on crack right now? Didn't I just give you this one?

Sorry? Didn't I just give you this one?

What? Didn't I just hand you this one a minute ago?

Hand me that? Yeah.

What do you mean?

Dude, I could have sworn I already... I'm cracked out right now, I guess. I

don't know. Wait, what are you saying? I thought I handed you that one.

This one? Yeah.

AO1D?

Yeah, AO1D. You saw that on that thing.

But I could have sworn I already gave you that one.

What just dropped?

What? Just a second ago when that, when that, didn't something drop?

I don't know. Were you having like a premonition or something?

Wow. They have such nice stuff here.

Hey, Mike.

Yeah. I'm heading out.

Okay. I'll see you on Saturday.

That's Sunday.

Hey, Mike.

Yeah. I'm heading out.

Okay, I'll see you on Saturday.

On Sunday.

Is this going to fit this way?

Maybe if I wiggle, I might have to wiggle this thing. It's like, get it in

way.

What? I'm just having like the biggest case of deja vu ever.

What do you mean? Like the weirdest, like that dude that just said bye to you

right there. Right. Was there another guy like two minutes before that said,

hey? Mike, I'll see you.

I mean, Sandy took off like a half hour ago.

I'm literally having like the craziest deja vu ever.

What happened?

I could have sworn that I measured this for you. Right. And I brought it over to

you. Right.

And you went to go put it in there. Right. And something fell over here.

Yeah. Dude, I'm even sober, too. That's crazy.

Oh, whoa.

Like that. That's what I thought happened.

That thing is loose.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah. I can't put that up here.

Oh, that thing is loose.

The vase would fall right off if I put that up there.

Yeah. I swear to God that's what just happened.

You said that you were like, what fell?

Yes. And then I checked the shelf and it fell.

How did you know this was going to fall? I didn't know because I thought it

already did.

Now I'm just trying to backtrack. A -O -1 -D.

We only had one of these vases, right? Right. That's one of a kind piece. I

could have sworn I brought this to you once.

Right. And then that fell.

How did you know this was going to fall?

I'm freaking myself out now.

Wait, are you telling me that you like saw?

Swear to God.

Swear to God.

That's whacked.

I've never had anything like that happen before.

You usually don't believe in that stuff.

Not until like right now when it happened because I bet my life on it.

And then, wow.

So that was a premonition.

That was a premonition.

That's crazy.

That's like the Carbonaro effect.

Do you know? No.

Do you know what the Carbonaro effect is? Oh, the Carbonaro effect is the name

of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Is it cool?

Actually, you're on it right now. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you.

I'm a magician.

My name's Michael Carbonaro.

And you're on my TV show right now, The Carbonaro Effect. Are you?

I'm totally serious.

Dude, are you for real? Oh, for real.

How cool.