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Okay.

Can you see this, by the way?

This is where we place the orders. This is where we pick up the orders.

Here, play thing, pick up. Do not mess them up.

Very strict bowling alley snack bar.

Hey, how you doing?

What's up, dude?

I got two root beers.

Two root beers?

Yes. You bet. Okay.

Great.

How you doing today?

Good, good. How are you? Doing all right.

Let's try to get the thing to function again.

Yeah, okay, good. They went wireless with the soda machine, so it's like the

thing's really finicky.

Wireless with the soda machine?

Yeah, the soda machines are wireless. They don't want to use that thing

So they're just doing it with the wireless gun now.

But it's just, yeah, they're brand new, but they don't really.

That's super cool.

Let's see.

It's just giving me the orange. Sorry.

It depends, like, where you are in the room.

See, that's picking up the orange.

Yeah, that's so weird.

Where does it keep it?

Well, we pay for a server, and then it just comes out of here.

Yeah, but, like, where does it store the soda?

Oh, we don't store it. We don't even store it in the building. We just, like,

store it, like, off -site so that we don't have to be responsible for the,

like... The Bluetooth sensor goes to the... Wait, but this is...

Crazy. But, like, where is the soda coming from?

The same thing as, like, when they have cell towers. It's, like, the same.

See, wait.

Yeah,

see, it doesn't pick it up. It's looking right now, I think, for.

And then the root beer is going to come out of that thing.

It should.

From an off -site where you're storing the root beer? Yeah.

Wait,

there we go.

Yeah. See, it's, like, sometimes it's wimpy, depending on... If a lot of

are using their phones in the area or texting or something at the same time,

then it will, like, totally... The signals are really powerful when it's

stronger, and that looks, like, really weak, too, so it's, like... What do you

mean? Is it zapping the stuff from the off -site into, like, through... One

place keeps, like, the carbonated stuff, and then the other place keeps the

syrups.

So this should be...

Two root beer. There we go.

See? It goes on and then it goes off.

That's super cool.

Is it okay to drink it? Yeah. See?

What is that?

You know what it is?

That's crazy. You know what it is? See, we don't even serve milk. The ice cream

place down the block gets their cream through the same server. So it's like I

keep connecting to the cream server.

Would you please tell Rick that the cream's picked up again?

Oh, this is annoying.

Yeah. I'm going to have to repair the whole thing.

Yeah. Well, I can just get a... Oh,

yeah. You know what? They steal our Wi -Fi.

So they're connecting, too.

What?

Yeah.

Maybe I'm just so old -fashioned, but this is just mind -boggling. This is,

like, crazy.

Yeah. For some reason, it's better when two things... hit before it comes

through the transducer.

That's why we get the syrup and the carbonation separate.

What? So where is it, like, traveling from?

There's different facilities. So the closer you are to a facility, the

it's going to come out.

So we're always getting the carbonated one first.

I'm confused. Can I try that?

Taste that.

Crap, it's root beer.

What?

This is weird.

Yeah. Let me just tell my boss, okay, that that's happening.

Hang on one sec.

This world is getting crazy.

Nachos and, I guess, two cokes. Cokes, yeah. How are you guys doing over there?

Doing good. Yeah?

I won a free bowling on the radio, so.

That felt funny.

Yeah, I'm sorry about this. A lot of our snacks here are made of cardboard.

You know, it's cornboard. They're pop -out chips.

You ever seen these before?

No. Oh, yeah.

It is made of the same stuff as the chip. Oh, yeah. It's able to pop out.

Yeah, a little heat lamp works for it.

Yeah. I'll get it to do it from here.

Yeah, all you got to do is you hold the cornboard one under the light.

Okay.

And now it's a real chip.

Taste that.

Okay. Yeah.

That's crazy. Yeah.

Yep, look at that. And all of them are done so fast.

You want some cheese?

Yes, please. And the cheese is pop -out, too. It's like cheese board, you know,

kind of like cardboard.

But they went overly crazy with this, like, sanitation thing.

Yeah. Like everything had to be individually wrapped.

It looks like something from Star Wars.

Well, I think it was NASA had it first. Oh, okay. It was stuff that they could

travel with. Yeah. That's flat, so they can keep this stuff. Because all the

weight on a ship, you know, makes a big difference. Yeah.

Pull that into a cone.

Yeah, and they could take one of these light, you know, on the ship, so they

don't have to travel with melted cheese, which I guess is dangerous.

That's freaking great.

Yeah.

You can store them for like three years.

Oh, wow. Yeah, and everything's good.

And then it's buy one, get one free.

Just watching this was worth the free bowling.

Oh, yeah.

It's awesome.

How you doing? A bottle full of water. You got it, man.

That's $4.

Great. How you doing today?

Good. How are you? Doing okay.

All right.

All right. Let's check the 20 here.

Used to just be hundreds, and now we have to deal with everything.

So let me pay you a bit else.

Yeah, you know what? Look at that.

The edge on that, do you see that?

That looks weird, right?

It's kind of doubled up.

Yeah.

See that? It splits.

Yeah.

Yeah,

each side of it.

I can peel it off. Yeah, see that?

You can see it's like foreign newspaper.

Yeah. You know why they're doing that, right?

They can print it, and they've been trying to trick the machine with a

because a dollar will still scan as a real bill, because it's coded.

So they figure if they print on either side of it, that it will trick

counterfeit machines.

See, this will scan normal.

The machines are getting... Oh.

And that's still coming out fake.

Well, that doesn't make sense.

Oh, this one's kind of doubled up, too.

This would be... It's like someone... Yeah.

Okay, so this is... Directional. That is the most... There you go. Okay, so

this is... This is real.

I have no idea what's going on, but... This is real.

But that's the same amount that it was. Exactly.

They're trying to wise up, and that's like the only way they can fool the

machine.

Oh.

Well, I just looked down and got a 20 for a 20.

Right. 20 for, well, really it would be, if you didn't know, you would have

peeled the 20.

Right. See, there's two phases.

So if I took that first 20 and peeled it and saw the 1, we would have just

thought that was a dollar.

Get it? Now that dollar goes in the register, and me and you don't know.

Now they can take that dollar, feel it, and now they've got it.

I'm just going to check with my boss if this is okay to use, and then I'll get

you your water.

I'll go grab those bills. Hang on.

You're going to have to do a better job freaking people out, all right?

Because everybody seems to think it's completely normal what you're doing here

today, and I don't know.

So they're trained to do something with bamboo?

Yeah, they're trained to gnaw at it. Right. Because I guess chinchillas have

affinity toward, you know, chipping away at bamboo naturally.

Right. So they make, like, perfect clarinet reeds.

Trying to just get them accustomed to being inside it.

It really is.

Here you go, Bellini.

You step in there.

There you go.

Come on.

Supposed to get him in the dark or something, that they're trained to do it

the darkness, but I just haven't had luck with him even taking to it.

All right, got it.

That's amazing.

Yeah, good job.

They supposedly make the best ones, though, of anything, when they're

how to do it. And it's like $2 ,500 to get one trained to do it. Wow.

He's able to... Oh,

there he goes.

Oh, my God. That's pretty good.

Maybe he's got... I think he's going to do it.

Holy crap. Yeah, that should be a perfect read.

That's their train to make them.

Is that like clarinet size?

I would imagine so. Yeah, this guy's trained to do clarinet size.

He's knocking him out, man.

Come on, you can do it. You got it, buddy. Thank you.

Oh, wow.

Oh, he really does like you.

Good. There he goes.

Look at him.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, good.

Thank you, buddy. That's great.

Was he just, like, handing them to you? Look how exact they are. They really

are. Here, hold two of those up. Let me see what they're... How close are the

two? Yeah, let me see. That's just, like, chipped a little.

All right, that one's a little chipped.

Where was it? This one looks amazing.

Let me see it up against.

Wow, two of them are like, that is precise.

Yeah, that's like flawless.

Oh, sorry about that. Did he just toss that out? Yeah, I guess he's finished.

Holy crap. Yeah.

So I think the first, you know, one of the first woodwind instruments was made

off of chinchilla chip, they're called, which is they have a natural way of

chipping a thick part and a thin part. Right. And someone put that in a tube

was able to make the first sound.

And that's really where woodwind instruments came from, was chinchillas.

why you always see, you know, pictures of chinchillas with flutes and stuff.

Right. That's so cool.

I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, he's named after the guy, you know, the

clarinet guy with the chinchilla, the great Bellini.

Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah.

The teeth are shaped in a way that I get to just naturally carve the reed.

They're such just gentle little creatures.

Yeah.

What do you got going on over here?

I was doing the recording.

Oh,

there you go.

I was just listening to the audio tape to learn how to play ear flute or ear

horn.

What? Yeah.

Have you seen those things before?

No. Oh, well, you know, like, have you seen the nose flute? You know, people

play, like, through their nose. No.

Oh, yeah, so this is through the ear.

What? Yeah, and if you're good at, like, popping your ears.

And that's how the music play out of your ear?

Yeah. You shoot the air out of the eustachian tube of your ear.

That's crazy. You ever seen that?

Yeah. Never in my life.

The little thing goes inside, and you kind of get it deep inside there, and

try and, like, there's a way to do it with your jaw. You just,

like... If I

can get it, hold on.

Hold on.

Play it.

Mary had a little lamp. Oh, my God.

It's really hard.

You're fast.

I'm doing good, right? Yes.

Yeah,

it's good.

Yeah, it's cool stuff.

I've been trying to do the double.

It's becoming like a thing that people are doing, you know, like trying to play

it.

Get it in.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Try that.

Just put it in your ear over here. Try it in this ear.

Yeah.

Oh, God. That's great.

That's really good.

It sounded like you were doing happy birthday for a second.

No.

It's pretty, but that's not right. You know, this is inaccurate.

This is dinosaurs to scale.

See?

All right, Chantel.

Aw, how super cool.

Here she is.

This is beautiful.

Yeah. We had it for three months.

And this is what's being taken down? Yeah. We had it on loan by the Museum of

Natural History. And this is what they're trusting me to help with? Well,

trusting you to help me. Okay, great. Okay, I've ripped a contact lens.

Oh, I see. So the last thing we do before we pack up any of this stuff is,

photograph it, and we give it, like, last looks. Okay. We pack it up, and...

You know, it's just for insurance purposes.

Right. So I'm going to do the photographs, and they just wanted

to, like, give it a good look.

I got you. Okay. I can touch it up. You can touch it up? Yeah. Okay.

So, yeah, these are really expensive because none of the teeth are broken on

this guy.

And this is real.

Yeah. This is a real dill artifact.

Yeah. So these are real bones. Real bones. So that's one thing they're real.

No broken teeth. Don't come back with teeth missing. That's right.

And this is a warthog taxidermy.

And they put it on display together because, you know, it's a predator.

And the prey?

It would eat these. So they found a lot of, you know, warthog bones in the

bellies of them. Interesting. Yeah. Very interesting.

So we're going to pack this guy up. I already photographed him.

Want to just get that orange ferny pad ready?

Okay, I'll bring it over here.

And what I want you to do is just give it a good look.

And make sure, because I can't see unless I go close.

Okay. Am I putting this on underneath? You give it the once over first. Just

look. You know what they look for? They want to make sure that there's no tears

in it, like it bumped up against another exhibit, there isn't any water damage,

and none of the foam or wire framing that they might have put in it is

Okay. Everything seems perfect. I don't really know what I could help with.

Good. Okay. So I can get the verbal sign -off from you. Here, sit over here.

Okay.

Yeah, good.

Nice.

We'll tuck in the corners a little bit.

Okay. Make sure that side's tucked in, too.

Okay.

Some tape.

All right, here.

If you would just kind of... And let me see. Well, I want to make sure I do it

correctly. Yeah, just very loosely around, just to hold the blanket in

Okay. Because they're going to create it. The guys are coming tonight.

We just sign off that everything looked good before we laid that on top.

Okay. And you could just... Go around?

Yeah, go around.

And loosely.

Great. So I'm going to photograph the T -Rex teeth, and I will probably need

your eyes to make sure I do a clear picture.

Okay.

Framed up like that.

Yeah, that looks good.

How's that look? Looks clear, right? You can see all of his teeth?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

So we'll pull the chip right here. We're going to print it right here. Okay.

They like everything done right, you know, right as it's packing, so it's

So I'll put this inside here like that. Okay.

Cartoon. That's the photo right there.

So we're going to say print photos. I'll get this going too.

Okay, so you look for clarity and make sure we can see all the teeth on it.

The other one.

Good.

What about the lighting?

What's that? What about the lighting?

It doesn't matter if you can see the lighting in there as long as... The

Yeah. Yeah.

What happened?

Oh, yeah, it's open.

Yeah.

How the freak did that just happen?

Yeah. Like, the mouth is here and it's together, and now you can see, like, a

wall cart or a hogwart. Like, there's hair.

And you looked at this real closely? Yeah. Like, this...

Let's unwrap it.

So strange.

Look.

What is that?

It came off.

What? How?

Oh, my God. Look at its leg.

Was that like that?

No. Are you sure? I'm really nervous. I'm positive. We went around the whole

thing. How did it get there?

I have no idea.

Like, we were both right. How did we, how did it get there?

I don't know. We were in, I mean, I didn't hear anything. Did you hear

No. And this was not like, no. No, we just took the picture. We just took the

picture. Oh, my God.

What?

I'm nervous.

This is kind of creepy.

That, you just took a picture of, and the mouth was closed.

So then what the heck happened? Are you saying it, like, ate the thing while it

was? I don't know because we were in here, and I just got really scared

that is now eating that, and we covered this up. Yes, we did. And now I'm afraid

that this stuff can come to life now. It might.

You don't think they could have, like... I'm nervous.

No, don't be nervous. I'm getting nervous. I'm so creeped out.

No, everything's fine.

Look at this.

And its skin is inside that all of a sudden.

While it was wrapped up.

You're standing really close.

Yeah, you're right. I probably shouldn't even stand here. This is kind of weird

to me right now. Yeah, it's pretty weird to me, too.

I mean, this is like that thing, you know?

You know, the Carbonaro effect? I've never, oh, like the TV show?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Have you heard of that show? Yeah. Have you seen it? I've never seen it. Oh, you

haven't? Well, what if I told you we're on that show?

You're lying to me right now. You're lying.

You are. No, you're not.

You're lying.

I'm not lying. You're lying.

Come here. Give me a hug. You're awesome. You're awesome. This is scary.

You are awesome. Oh, my God.

Did you have fun? Any fun?

This is the coolest day ever, though. Oh, good.

You were so fun. I'm blessed right now. Me too.