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That is the most bizarre thing ever.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

I just thought of something. We're at Michael's, and I'm Michael.

Michael. But I'm playing Peter. That's what the namesake says. So I'm Michael

Michael's, playing Peter at Michael's. That's not confusing. Just go with it.

Hey, how you doing? Good.

Oh, did you draw with this?

No, I was just looking at it. Oh, yeah, it's really wild.

They make it, the people who make 3D printers, they make that same kind of

thing. I was trying to play with it before, but I couldn't get it to work.

Someone was doing it. Nah, see, it's not really, it's supposed to look 3D, but

it doesn't look very 3D.

No. And because it's expensive, too, so it's very strange.

Yeah, those are closed. Those are closed. But look, like if I draw a 3D

here, you know how you draw like a box and make it look 3D? Yeah. It's supposed

to look... I don't know if the ink is running out or what, but... It's

supposed to look more 3D.

I don't know if they say that like it's supposed to... I don't think it really

works that well.

Yeah, I don't think... It's not really that great, right? They said when it

dries, it should like start to...

Oh, my God. Wait. Do you see it?

Wait a minute.

Are you kidding me? Oh, no, no. Oh, my gosh. I got it to work.

That's great.

Oh, my gosh. That's great.

Wow. Okay. What just happened? Yeah.

It's like a 3D printer.

That's great.

I totally didn't think it was working.

How did that happen? I don't know. I'm freaked out.

Totally freaked out.

That is out of control.

Seriously? Yeah.

Wait, look at this.

It dried out. Oh, I guess it needed to get just, that's the scribble.

That's great.

You're going to scribble on it?

Here, try.

Where'd the pen go?

Oh. Whoa.

Okay, what?

You know what? It's funny. The guy said that they make the pen.

Like that they draw the pens out of their own pens, the company, and that

they're not losing any money. They have 100 % profit margin.

Okay. That's crazy.

I'm freaked out right now. Yeah, we were trying to get these to work all day.

Hold on a second. Let me just get my... Yeah, please.

What are you making?

We're graduating, and we're decorating our caps.

Oh, that's cool.

That's great. You should get one of these banners.

Oh, yeah? You think so?

Yeah. They were just showing us how to use these this morning. They're really

fun.

That's pretty cool.

Oh. No, but they do, like, an electronic one. Like a fancy thing. Did I do that

right?

Yeah, but what does it do? No, there's two L's. Oh, there's two L's in it.

That's what keeps messing up. So it's, like, better to make them yourself than

the electronic version, you know? What does it do, though? Oh, because they

the little ends on it.

So it works with your phone.

So you plug the phone into the end of it.

And then you just speak into it. I'll show you.

Welcome.

Yeah, there we go.

It'll just write it out for you.

What?

No, because I was saying welcome.

Where did it go?

Where'd the L go?

Because I said it correctly this time.

Here, I'll show you.

I want to watch it do it. Yeah, but I want to see a different part. Oh, I see

what you mean. Okay, okay.

Use your phone.

What's your name?

Morgan. Morgan.

Here, plug that into there.

Just into the audio jack.

And then just hold down the main button and say your name.

Say my name? Yeah.

Morgan.

See that just flipped over?

I'll attach it.

There's her knife!

Stop! Yeah. What?

Yeah.

Wow! Yeah, it gets a little tangled, but it does a pretty good job.

Is this serious, Johnna? Yeah. That's pretty cool, right?

I don't understand.

How does it work?

This is not real life.

What's he doing?

Oh, yeah, he was doing these little paintings.

Oh, that's what he's doing?

Yeah. It's a crap turtle. Yeah.

He does some paintings. Where do you keep him when he's not working?

Here's a little box.

What does he eat?

Nothing.

He has to eat.

I'm so confused right now. Why are you confused?

Because you said he doesn't eat, and he's real, so he has to eat.

Oh, no, it's a craft turtle. That's what I was saying.

He's a craft turtle.

He's a little... I'm so confused. I'm really confused.

Is he a real life... Oh, wait, you're taking... Oh, no, here.

These little pieces.

That's what dots this out, yeah.

It's just pieces. That's the most realistic thing I have ever seen.

Oh, my God.

I was about to report you because you weren't feeding him. Oh, no. I was

wondering. I thought you were being silly.

You were like, what?

Do you know how real he looks?

Yeah, when it's together, it's really real because it's made of deep sediment

clay, so it warms up in the sun. That's how we get it to work.

You wet him with a sponge.

Yeah. And then you let that clay absorb sunlight.

Yeah. Because he's like stiff right now. Yeah.

But when he absorbs the sunlight, then it gets more doughy. And there's no

battery. No, no battery. Some clay dries by sun and some you have to bake in the

oven. Right. So these three prongs go on here like that. Right. And then he'll

go off and... Yeah.

He blinks his eyes.

Yeah.

He starts to warm up a little.

That is wild. I don't understand why someone can activate his motion if

no battery.

Is it the stored heat?

Yeah, it's the condensed heat. And it kind of wavers. Through the clay.

Yeah.

So the clay has got some sort of organic DNA.

It's mimicking what the turtles are doing. Oh, my gosh. Because it's

turtle clay. You know the turtle bay in Peru?

Yeah. Yeah, this is.

Turtle Clay by Turtle Bay.

Because you know how a turtle will go into its shell to protect itself. Yeah,

right. But he's not real. How does he know that he needs to protect himself?

It's a blob of clay.

I've got to get one of these for my kids.

It has to have something to coordinate.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, moisten it with a sponge. And then they just put a little paint on his

feet and let them make art, you know.

Something is really, really wrong.

I don't look like I'd be running a yard sale, do I? Oh, wait.

Oh, wait.

Yard sale guy.

Come on down to the yard sale. I'm the yard sale guy.

Come and buy something.

Well, how come there's so many cars?

Oh, yeah. You know, they park here to golf instead.

So I was like, man, this must be some special yard sale. Yeah, right?

Yeah.

This is funny someone was just someone's like they're gonna come back for this

like don't sell it to anyone else And I'm like this of all the things right?

Yes. Oh, oh, whoops didn't even open it. Oh my god.

Yikes Oh my gosh, I should clean it before.

Oh, yeah, probably come back. That's pretty gross. Oh, that is gross Yeah,

that's what she was saying. It was like she said they don't make these anymore.

He didn't open it. He didn't open it No, cuz it hadn't yeah i know but she saw

this and she was like is that the the knob for there and i said yes and she

hold on i'll be right back do not sell that it's so funny yeah you know like a

self -cleaning oven yeah yeah here it doesn't have a cord that goes um it

doesn't have a cord it goes i think that it goes on there yeah

and do you feel it's whipped all the way on no i'm not i don't want to do

anything yeah just like that i thought it was one of those other those electric

things that had one Yeah. It doesn't have any cord.

No, it's not a cord, but it feels like it has like a... No wonder she thought

was unique. Yeah, it's getting warm.

Feel that?

Yeah. Yeah, it feels like it got warm. And then if you turn it all the way

over... Who made that? I never... Yeah. She said it would get hot, but I don't

feel it getting hot.

What the... Does it feel like it's hot? What is that? What is that? Oh, my gosh.

I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. That's what you...

That's crazy.

Are you kidding me? No.

She said it was a leftover lever.

And that's why she... I don't care. How did that junk get to that?

She said it's a... Are you kidding me? I'm freaking out.

What?

No, you didn't see what happened.

It's like a fresh pan of lasagna.

Exactly. So was it frozen? No, it wasn't frozen. It was just dried out. Like,

you know how you try...

You know when you make soup and the top gets like a skin on it and you kind of

flop it over?

It wasn't even a full pan, though. No, I know, but it fluffs it up. It's like a

leftover cooker.

I've never seen anything like that in my life.

It looks like it just came out the stove now.

No, if you'd seen what was in there before, you wouldn't eat it. Yeah, it

all dried out.

They call it the leftover lever.

I feel like I'm on drugs or something.

I've never seen anything like that.

Someone came by before. I had these in separate cages, and they wanted the cage

but not the bunny.

These are Norwegian jackrabbits, so you're not supposed to put them in the

cage together.

Oh, uh -huh. I don't know,

but he keeps going over there. He really wants to be friends.

Yeah. He's got the cutest little face, right? Hey there, bunny.

Hey there. Here, I'm going to put them together.

It'll be all right.

And this one's really interesting because...

She says they would go crazy if you put the two together.

And this one has the cutest little eye.

Oh, yeah. You see, it's got a little bit of, like, color.

Oh, and you've got another one.

Oh, look at that.

Wait a minute.

Did it just pop out?

That can't be.

Where was it hiding, even?

No way. There were only two rabbits in here. Oh, my God.

Oh, look at that. They're like a little family.

Yeah. And they're just so cute, right? Look, there's another one. What?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Yeah. Well, is that why you're not supposed to put the two together?

three babies.

How? Where were those babies?

I don't know. That is the most bizarre thing ever.

Yeah. Is that why you're not supposed to put them together?

I mean, look, there's a black one.

A solid black one. Where are all those babies? Oh, my God.

They can't give birth that quickly, right?

That's just bizarre.

That is bizarre. Now, this one here is moving around.

Yeah, here there's one. I mean, how in the world could they?

Yeah, there's four.

There's four. One, two, three.

No way, there's five.

Wait a minute. One, two, three, four, five. Wait a minute. There's five. Let

see. One, two, whoa, three, four,

five. Six. Six?

Oh, my God. How did that just happen? I mean, I swear.

No wonder she said they would go crazy.

What are they doing? Are they trying to... There's seven.

Seven? There's seven. Wait a minute.

There's seven.

Whoa. And I think there's one underneath.

Underneath.

Wait a minute. Here, come over here.

You got those? I got these.

I mean, it couldn't happen that quick. No way. They can't... Whoa. Yeah, that's

what I'm saying.

Okay, now check underneath them and just see. Okay, just look underneath them?

Yeah, just see if there's any left. Do you see any? No, I don't see any.

No? No.

Okay, and any over here?

No. No? No. Whoa.

Oh, my God. How many is it, eh? No.

Was that one already in there? No, you just told me it was empty. Wait a

Did you put this one in there? No! Hold on. How many are here now?

Okay. I'm losing count. Two, four, six, eight.

Ten, eleven.

Eleven, eleven.

What are you going to do with all these?

How many do you want to take some home?

No!

Dude, stop! What am I going to do with all of them?

Look, oh my God!

All right, I'll make a deal with you. You take half of them.

No, dude, stop.

You've heard of an Eskimo kiss?

Yeah. It's that kind of a thing that can breed just by nose -touching.

Yeah, when rabbits touch noses. That's why you always try and keep them from

kissing.

Well, I mean, I think that you need to take one of them out. Right. And you

to put these babies back in with this one because the babies came from this.

From this guy? Uh -huh. Okay. The babies came from there. But that's the boy.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Should I put some of them back? Look, another one's being born. Okay.

What about a box?

Yeah, a box is good.

I'll watch them. I'll watch them. You watch over them. Yeah. Okay, just watch

them. I'll get a box.

All right, hold on.

Oh, dear God.

This is crazy.

And lock 73, the glue that makes you go, what just happened?

This is right up my alley, man. Yeah? Yeah. My mom has a consignment store.

Oh, cool.

And she gets a lot of pieces, too, that I pick up from her. Oh, nice.

Yeah, we refinish stuff. We build stuff.

We're actually testing a glue today.

Have you heard of this stuff before, Ambox 73?

Mm -hmm. Here, check that thing out.

It's supposed to be better than... It's like an epoxy, kind of? It's supposed to

be better than regular glue.

Okay. You know, like, bonds in a way that, like... It's, like, better than

screws. Yeah, like, absorbs in the wood and, you know, bonds it together. Yeah,

so we're testing it on these. We're just making a few spice racks.

Okay. So we're just doing the post with the glue.

Then we'll paint it when we're finished. So it's pretty...

Pretty easy, I mean.

But this stuff's crazy, because first you have to open it, and it smells

bad.

Ooh, yeah.

It's strong, right? Yeah.

So I'm going to leave it open. You actually have to leave it open for two

minutes, and it will start to smell sweet.

And when it smells sweet, then you use it.

So it's 1235, so we'll do it in like 12.

37. Sure. Wait for the odor.

Wait for the odor to smell good. In fact, but I get pretty light -headed

Can you put that, like, over on that bench or something?

Yeah, just get it away. And then we'll check back on it in, like, two minutes.

Did they have you sign, by the way, a release to you of chemicals?

No. They didn't? Okay.

I'll have him go over it with you. You're just going to sign a thing that

you're using, like, glues and saws and all that stuff?

Typical waiver.

We can do that later.

You don't have to worry about it now.

Okay. Okay, so here.

Slide that thing in. I was doing this thing where I, like, slid, and I have

paint here, and I have brushes up there, which I'll get. You just hold the

bottom of the ladder when I go up.

Here you go.

Slide along, find the pressure.

This is how they want to test the glue.

It has a spot where it kind of fits in.

Right there? Yeah, and then just make a mark on either side of it.

I'm going to get the brushes.

Maybe you could hold the bottom of this ladder here. Will you hold the bottom of

the ladder here? Sure.

Yeah. Okay.

Nice. All right. Good.

Okay.

Check the glue, too, see if it smells sweet yet.

Okay.

Yeah, it's smelling sweet.

Smells kind of good now, actually.

Get that whole thing finished then.

All right.

So I'll just let that dry. You all right?

Yeah. Okay.

You took a good long smell of that. Yeah.

So I did this one. You don't mind if I did it, right?

Yeah.

Check my work. You're better at it than I am.

Is it still wet?

No, it dried.

It's been like, what time did we check that glue the first time?

1235.

1235. Yeah.

Yeah, look, it's 1250.

So that's like 15 minutes.

Yeah, because I don't know.

Yeah, I might have took too good of a whiff off that. Yeah? I don't know,

No, it was weird because I thought you were, I came down with the brushes and

you were like, you didn't want to. Yeah, I didn't even notice you come down.

Really? I felt like two minutes had gone by.

Oh, so did you not see me paint this?

No. I don't even remember you doing that. Really? I was standing there that

long. Yeah.

Yeah, we lost a little bit of time, right? Yeah.

That's weird.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

I'm not sure if you should be using that stuff. Yeah, you know what? I don't

think I want to use this stuff anymore.

It's funny.

Yeah, it's funny because he had me sign the release for it, which I didn't even

want to do.

Right. Yeah.

Do you feel bad that you signed it now?

Well, I don't remember reading it.

Did I look it over? That's so sick.

Yeah, so you signed this.

No, I literally don't remember any of that.

Whoa. I know I blanked. I lost time.

I mean, I lost probably, I don't know, five or eight minutes. Yeah. Something

like that.

Yeah, where I just blanked out.

Really? Yeah. And I was just standing there.

Yeah, I probably should have put my nose in that thing. Yeah.

And I've used a lot of...

you know, caustic, you know, materials and glues, and that's never happened.

Yeah. They say that thing happens, you know, you lose a blank of time, like a

section of time, and you don't remember what you're doing. It's kind of like a

blackout from fumes. It's called the Carbonaro effect.

No kidding. Have you heard of that, the Carbonaro effect?

Oh, yeah.

It's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Oh, yeah. I think, uh...

I think I have heard that somewhere. You've heard of that show? Yeah.

What if I told you that you were on that show right now? Shut up.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

No, you're not.

I'm serious.

No, you're not. You're kidding, right? I'm not kidding. My name's Michael

Carbonaro. I thought you might have looked familiar to me.

You're on my TV show right now. You didn't blank out. You're totally cool.

Literally, I was freaking out. Yeah. I was freaking out for a second.

Oh, dude.

You got me good. You were awesome.

Yeah.

I was halfway thinking, do I need to go to the hospital right now? Oh, no.

That's my signature.

And you didn't need to be patient.