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Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

nuts. That's cool.

Oh my God!

Hiding in plain sight. Michael, nice to
meet you. He makes them fall for the

impossible. The best thing to do is just
pick them up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh my God!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

So, like, is the skull devouring the
dragon, or is the dragon devouring

the skull?

This place is intense.

How you doing, man?

Are you finding all your stuff?

Yeah, too much stuff.

Did you ask about this?

Huh?

It's a secret hide.

Oh. Yeah.

It looks like real water.

Yeah, you got to like line it up and
then It was really good Pretty cool.

cool, right? Yeah, the company that
makes these really good. They make this

They make the orange book this orange
Yeah, I don't I think that orange Just

like a regular orange. This does look
like a regular orange Yeah, they look

pretty real Yeah, and if you poke
something in the top like we have a pin

here Just poke it right in the top like
this Then you can

Separate that.

What?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

It's crazy, right?

This is not an orange. No. It looks,
yeah, when it's closed, and then it,

because it fits perfectly.

We have just candy in there. Yeah.

Yeah. Can you close it up for me? Do you
want to taste some candy?

No candy for strangers. No candy for
strangers?

Doesn't it?

And it smells like a real orange, too.
You smell that?

And then when it fits on, look.

When you get it, it looks perfect.

What? Yeah.

What is this witchcraft?

Yeah, it makes them out of, it molds a
real orange.

So they use a real orange skin on it.

That is insane.

Yeah. Damn you and your orange.

How much is this? That's $65.

Damn. Yeah.

I can't see the line. You can kind of
see.

Right here.

Do you see it?

No? I don't see it. Oh, yeah. It blends
because of the little pores in it.

I guess. Yeah, maybe.

Can I see it?

No. You don't see it? No.

It's good. They make the skin smell like
it.

This is really cool.

Yeah, it's really cool.

The best part about it is if you have
something hiding in here that you don't

want anyone to know what it is, they
make it so that you can...

Someone needs to test it. They can cut
it. And as long as they don't hit it

right on the seam, that's why it's a
little off -center, it'll cut and look

like... Yeah.

That looks pretty damn real.

I don't understand.

And it'll go into quarters.

It'll go that far, but no farther.

I don't believe that just happened.

And if you taste it, it tastes orangey.
I don't think it tastes very real.

But when it opened up, it didn't seem
like it was that... It seems like

more... There's space on the inside.

Where did it go?

It pushed it out from the side because
you do feel how it was like condensed

foam.

Yeah. And then when it seals, that's why
you have to hit the pin with it.

That'll pop up into this pulpy stuff.

Tell me if you would believe that's a
real orange.

What?

Hey, are you Mike? Oh, yeah, hi.

Hey, sorry, um, it's late.

The pizza wasn't ready when I got there.
Oh, okay, that's fine. I'm sorry about

that. No problem. This is great. $31
.67.

I'm so starving.

Well, are you going to finish it all by
yourself?

I think so. Are you going to come and
have some with me?

Sure, dude.

Oh, this is great. Oh.

What's up? I'm sorry. Oh, I meant to
make it half just the meat on one side

and the veggies on the other side. Meat
on one side, veggies on the other side?

Yeah. You know what?

That's my fault.

I can fix it, probably.

Is that all right if I fix it?

You want to feel bad?

Okay. My dad used to own a pizza
restaurant, so we would do this all the

You've done this before, right, when you
mess up orders?

What's happening right now?

Well, you know, the meat is heavier than
the veggies. This is awesome.

Yeah. You can use any chair, or if you
have a flat surface, and give it, like,

five or six of those, and you should get
it.

Yeah, see?

What the hell?

That is crazy.

Yeah.

What? That's good. Well, it doesn't get
it exactly, because, you know, if it's

really, really warm... I'm really mind
-blown right now.

I've never seen that before.

Come on, you work at a pizza place.

I worked for pizza four years and never
seen that.

That was amazing.

Well, how do they make half and half
pizzas?

They don't do that.

Oh, it's so easy.

Yeah, my dad, if it's real cheese, yeah,
it's a good tip. My dad showed this to

me, my brother. If the cheese is real
good mozzarella cheese and it's still

warm, the veggies and the meats will
naturally separate.

We've got some more cards in here, too.

Oh, awesome.

Yeah. You collect them?

No, my, um... One of my best things is
the biggest hippie you'll ever meet in

your life.

Oh, yeah?

And so I thought it would be cute to
just get her a whole bunch of things

she could write up there.

Oh, yeah. And, like, postcards and
stuff.

Oh, my God.

You look totally familiar to me. Really?
I don't get that a lot. Do you really?

I don't get that a lot. Oh, you don't
get that a lot? I never looked at you.

What is your name?

Paola. Okay, I know you.

You don't know? Michael.

Where did I meet you? My birthday is
April 28th. I don't know.

When's your birthday?

December 14th.

Oh my gosh.

Do you not recognize me?

You're messing with me right now. I am
not. You're totally messing with me

now. I am not.

Mike Rivera's house party.

Guy was blowing fire.

There was like a huge spiral stairwell.

There's DJs going.

Really?

Wrong person. Okay, can I ask you an
embarrassing question?

Go ahead. Do you have any tattoos?

No, I don't have any tattoos.

Okay. I'm not a tattoo person. Because I
got a tattoo at that party.

Okay? I don't even remember getting it.
I just had it the next morning.

The guy was there doing free tattoos.

And I had me, Michael, 428, and Paula.

And that's your same birthday. Come on.

You can't be serious right now. Don't
lie to me.

Do you recognize me? I really don't. Oh,
my God.

Whoa.

It's good to meet you again. It's good
to meet you. Michael.

Oh, my gosh.

But you were, like, into astrology and
stuff, right?

Yeah, I took astronomy lessons. I
remember.

Oh, my God.

I thought, I guess I'll just forever
have this tattoo.

I can't believe you had a tattoo at a
party.

Should we take a selfie?

I'll put my leg up on this.

Put my leg up like that.

Yeah. Do you want to take, like, a
selfie?

Okay, ready? Can you get the leg in
there, too?

Yeah!

Oh, perfect.

Oh, that's great. You have to send that
to me. Oh, my God!

We sell camping gear here, a lot of
extreme sports stuff, and we also have

little lacy panty things.

I'm a sales rep, so I'll be polite.

Oh, those are cool.

Yeah, the French terrier. Oh, that's
really good. Yeah.

They're very interested in all kinds of
new stuff that comes in. We get sales

reps in here all the time. Yeah.

That dude just dropped off the, where
was that one? These.

Yeah, it's a little pill that prevents
people from drowning.

Here, take one.

Well, don't take it, but just hold it.

Your hands aren't wet, are they? Uh -uh.
All right. They're really cool.

We want to get more.

Put a little bit of water on the bottom.

Ready? Drop it in.

In case, you know, for safety, you just
throw it in the water.

Lifeguards are using them now.

Okay, now hold on. So why would you
throw it in the water around someone?

around someone.

Really? Yeah, like lifeguard won't have
to jump off the tower to go and swim and

save someone.

It's like a special little gun that can
shoot it out.

And as soon as it hits water.

Oh, okay.

How sick.

What is this?

What is it? Just for cruising down a
river? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What it is

that these little pills, they're
basically, it's like pneumatic is all I

think of. It's pressurized. He had that
tablet and he... He just wet it.

And so did you drop the tablet into...
Onto the water, yeah. That's incredible.

Wait, wait, wait. What now?

Yeah, you can take a pack home with you
if you want. Just toss it in the pool

or... And this will blow up? Yeah.

That's insane.

No. How much do you get for these?

He's selling them for 20 bucks a pack of
three. That's sick, dude.

That's sick.

What?

No.

This little pill, you add water to it
and it expands into the... Yeah.

And then you have to blow it out of
there?

No, it did it. It did it itself. It
expanded itself.

Yes.

Like, beyond my mind's comprehension,
but... Yeah. So cool.

Okay,

you can't see me in turn.

Okay. This is too small of a sleeping
bag. Too small of a sleeping bag. Too

small. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, what, are you
going to have a party inside?

Here you go.

See? Great.

Okay.

Yeah, these are great, though. They pack
up so small.

Yes, they do.

I'm just going to check to make sure
it's all good inside.

It's never been used. Oh, never been
used? It's never been used. Oh, great.

We got it taken out of the bag and put
it right in.

Oh, okay, okay.

Isn't it amazing how big it gets when
you take it out?

All righty. Put them in there.

Oh, is it?

You're going to pack something packed in
there?

What is that?

I have no idea what that is.

All right.

Is that real? Oh.

My God. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Is that real?

Oh, yeah. Is this yours?

I'm sorry.

I never knew.

That's real.

I didn't know that it was in the bag.

Oh, no, no. They pack them like this.

You never used it? No.

Oh, yeah. They pack them this way in the
factory to make sure that they don't

come with mice inside.

Yeah. A lot of the factories have...

Mice that get inside the sleeping bag?
Yeah.

So they come to us with this inside just
to make sure that they arrive without

mice. I apologize.

Someone should have taken this out when
you first got it. Okay. How long has it

been in there?

Since they made it, they would have when
it first got wrapped up.

They like to be confined like that.

And we have had zero mice in any of our
products since they started using the

constrictor.

Okay.

I wouldn't show this to your son because
this can get dangerous.

Okay, good, good, good. Up, up, up. Just
like that.

I'd like to see somebody learn how to
juggle these.

Do you think someone could do that?

Like, juggling?

It's not going to be me.

Oh, I have a 3D candy printer.

Really? Yeah.

What does it do?

What is this? It's called Confection
Inks.

It's like a 3D printer that 3D prints
candy. I'll show you.

Warm it up a little.

If you choose one, that's the blue one.

It prints it with like a sugared ink.

Oh, cool.

Yeah. See?

Nice. Yeah.

And you can...

I'm going to have you lick it, but the
ink is sugar.

Once it dries, then you just slide it
off, and it's a solid candy bar.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I knew my dad.

Are you serious?

Yeah, it's good. I mean, I don't think
it's as good as, like, chocolate that

can make at home or anything, but it's
pretty spicy, yeah.

Oh, my God.

What the hell? It's good stuff, right?
Holy crap.

Yeah. Someone made it by mistake because
they were trying to find a more

biodegradable type ink because ink is,
like, really bad for the environment.

So they were using, like, products like
strawberries and trying to find, like, a

natural way to make colors.

And then someone mixed it with, like, a
3D print technology, and it's the same.

That's really cool.

Yeah. Dad, come here.

It's fun.

Pick one of these candy bars. It's a
scan printer.

Milk chocolate.

Want to try the milk chocolate?

Okay, so what I do is I just scan that
little puppy here.

All right.

Give the information to the printer.

Let me load her up.

Oh.

Amusement's all day here.

Ah, sorry.

It's okay.

No, I ran out of it.

Yeah, it's half.

Sorry about that.

Oh, it's only half a bar. It's only half
a bar. Yeah, people have been coming

because you tasted it. It tastes really
good.

Yeah.

A bar of candy came out of the paper.

It's supposed to taste like chocolate,
but it is just sugar.

You looking for a gift over there?

Something different than Xbox.

Oh, that's good, yeah.

This is, have you seen these little
guys?

Does he play with any of the little
electronics or anything?

He would.

Right, something that's not Xbox, you're
saying. Right, right.

These are great because our buddy in
-house rigs the batteries up stronger

you can buy.

So for kids that like to play with
these, it's funny because it teaches you

about a counter effect where the
batteries are used backwards.

It actually doesn't work on light
things, only heavy things.

So it's a really funny and interesting
property. Like a bowling ball here.

Can you grab that out of there? Sorry
about that.

Finger. Yeah.

And you're going to need a remote with
it. So when I tell you to, you're going

to very slowly move that up, okay? Okay.

And then watch this. I'll put this
little thing right there.

Oh, yeah, because balance.

That's right. See, it'll even balance
itself just like that.

So very slowly move yours up a little
bit.

Yeah, it'll... Pull it up even more, a
little bit there. It'll balance it, and

then it'll start to come up.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, because of the force of the
battery power.

I'll pull it and back down.

And you see?

Huh?

We don't think we have a bowling ball at
home to do it with, but, I mean, how

much weight?

What's the...

What's the weight that it needs? The
most amount of weight? It has to be over

pounds for it to operate in its full
capacity.

Put it on your sister, right?

Well, actually, that's why I have two of
them here.

He's trying to make it into like a toy
that you can play with with a lot of

weight. Oh, no. Okay?

So here, I'm going to show you. I'll
click this on.

And you can help me, too. You can
operate both remotes because I can't do

myself.

My buddy rigs these batteries up to make
them faster.

There you go. Put that one on there. How
long do they last?

Well, you can change the batteries out,
and it can last for about, you know, two

hours.

But I wouldn't show this to your son
because this can get dangerous. They

clicked a high -speed mode here like
that, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, good.

But I wouldn't show this to your son
because they clicked a high -speed mode

here.

Like that, right?

And when it goes high speed, you can
actually sit on it. So put your thumb on

the left controller.

And very slowly, you're going to press
those forward very, very slowly. Get

ready. And press forward. Here we go. Do
you feel that?

Do you see? Okay, good, good, good. Up,
up, up. Just like that. And it will hold

the weight.

I pull down. Good, good, good. Down,
down. Very slowly. Just like that.

That should be able to do that, right?
And then disengage it. Good. That's

excellent. That's excellent. Yeah.

High mode off.

Is that some kind of trick?

No, it feels like it. It's these power
batteries.

It's pulling this rod the whole time.

Yeah, it's power batteries.

Hey, he picked up bowling balls. One of
them.

An eight -pound bowling ball. Yeah, that
was a trick. He didn't pick it up. No,

no. No, no, it doesn't. No!

I just got there with a bowling ball.
Yeah. That little thing picked up an 8

-pound bowling ball. You mean to tell me
two of those can pick up a 150 -pound

man? There's nothing to it. It's all in
the battery. We see the power that you

can get out of one of these guys now
would parallel, you know, something that

would have fit inside of a suitcase not
10 months ago.

Like computers, you know.

IBM went to this to hand -held
calculators. Yeah.

That is crazy.

I'm the one pushing it. I'm astonished.

Yeah. I didn't believe until I saw the
bowling ball.

That's just, you can't get anything
around that.

And all of your toys, if you have any
toys that use this kind of battery,

they'll work 100 times more powerful
than before.

Yeah, so I see where this is going. So
all the EDF jets soon are going to have

some ridiculous...

batteries that are super light but have
extreme high discharge and capacity.

Absolutely. That's crazy. I mean, like
with these drones coming out, I mean,

that would just be, that's why they're
doing all this. Because now car thieves

are using them, the drone, to steal cars
from in between a parallel parked.

Oh, my gosh. Because it can lift that
weight. Now, weight doesn't factor into

the equation anymore. Whenever you come
up with something, mankind will find

some way to misuse it. Yep. They're
calling that the Carbonaro effect.

Oh, my God. Have you heard of that?

It's been a while since I've been in
science.

You know the Carbonaro effect, right?
No, I don't. It's the name of a hidden

camera magic TV show.

We're on a hidden camera TV show right
now. Yeah, right. Yeah, you are.

I'm Michael Carbonaro, and you're on the
Carbonaro effect. It's a hidden camera

magic TV show, and you just witnessed
levitation by the power of battery.

So do you still want the toy?