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Hey, what can I get you? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.
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Wait a minute.
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Hiding in plain sight. How you guys
doing? He makes them fall for the
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impossible.
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They remember how to be tied.
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Yeah.
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This is the Carbonaro Effect.
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Purple is still folding that mob shirt.
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Did you just buy soap?
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Here? No, over there. Oh, you did. Okay.
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Is there any... Can you give me that
one?
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Oh,
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wait.
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No, no, no. There is.
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Oh, this stuff's awesome.
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Uber? That was like 45 bucks a box. This
big.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What the hell?
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You see on the outside it says 100
loads.
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Look at it.
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Yeah.
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Just a little bit in there.
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You have to like, you shake it up.
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You never saw this?
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Yeah, once you have it shaken up, you
just...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's like super concentrated.
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So you could do 100 loads with one
little box, but it's real expensive.
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I've never seen anything like that.
Never saw it? Never.
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Oh, man. It's the best because... What
are you still for?
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It's just German concentrated stuff.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. 100 loads out of one box.
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And it smells really good.
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Wow. How much did you pay?
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$4, but how many loads are you going to
get out of that?
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Doesn't say. See, that's how they get
you.
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And then they have this one. That's the
one that does 10 ,000 loads.
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Yeah.
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If you need any of this, I'll be down
here.
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How you doing? Good, how are you? Doing
okay.
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This is my last day of work.
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Oh, nice.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to Cancun.
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Got my shorts, my shirt. And you're
ready.
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That's it. I just finished my laundry,
and I'm getting on a plane tonight.
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Wow, that's awesome.
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Yeah. You ever been to Cancun before?
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I was in Florida last year for a month,
well, March.
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Have you ever been on any cool, like,
tropical? I've been to, like, the
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Uh -huh.
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a blue shirt on. Is that one?
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Yeah.
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That's my work clothes.
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How'd you do that, really, though?
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Because you were just showing me the
clothes.
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Do I look like I'm ready to go?
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You were holding it, though, so I don't
get to watch you head down or anything.
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I'm going on vacation now.
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I'll send you a postcard.
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You have a dollar bill.
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This one has a ripping in.
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You don't mind swapping with me?
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I appreciate that.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Look at that, man.
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The serial number.
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K33 -111 -253E.
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It's exactly the same.
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That's the same serial number.
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Whoa!
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You put it in.
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That's crazy.
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What are
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the words?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What?
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Crazy. For a buck?
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You are the one that matched.
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Can I borrow one more
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quarter? Just because of the dryers.
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Oh, you're the best. All right. Thanks,
man.
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Sharing the wealth.
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You are the luckiest guy, man.
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Feels like mom.
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Okay, I'm going to go.
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Oh, wow, look at all this stuff.
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Look at this. So what kind of goodies
did you bring us? Oh, we could always
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shoes.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, these are great.
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These are great shoes.
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Wow, look at that.
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Whose were these?
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Used to be a friend of mine. Her name is
Debbie.
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Looks like there's a little... What's
that up there?
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What is that?
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What?
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What the... Is he alive?
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No, I don't think so. It's... Oh, yes,
it is.
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That was in my shoe.
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Yeah, they like the security of being
inside of a shoe.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
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I'm glad you saw it. Can you imagine
this was in my room and I have two dogs?
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Oh, is he yours?
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No! Oh.
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Did you... Dog?
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Well, I don't know. A lot of times we
get shoes here delivered all the time,
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there's all kinds of different things
living in them. Wow.
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Yeah. They're also called the shoe
scorpion because they like the smell of
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Oh, my gosh. And they're attracted to...
And socks, too, so check socks. What
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are you going to do with it now?
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Oh, we have somebody come and pick them
up for us. Oh, okay. Yeah.
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Unless you want to take them back. I
mean, it's yours.
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No, it's not mine. I don't raise
scorpions. I raise pigs and dogs.
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What do you got here?
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Little items. They're all a dollar.
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Oh, cool.
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My dad's birthday is coming up.
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When's his birthday?
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Next week. Next week? Yeah. I think he
has a record player.
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You have a record player?
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No, I don't.
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He loves that old vinyl town stuff.
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Are these good, or are they?
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As far as I know, and I would hope so,
because I'm selling them. Sure, right.
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You know. I'll just give it a little
look here.
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Oh, what is that?
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Oh, my gosh. Oh,
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yeah. It's polka, though.
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Yeah, but it's funny.
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What?
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I've never seen anyone do that.
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What? With this.
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What are you talking about? The sound it
made.
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Oh, playing a record? Yeah. Oh, well,
you have to listen to it. Yeah,
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because vinyl, that's why everybody
loves vinyl.
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Vinyl is like a percussive instrument.
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Right. So it plays like an instrument
does, you know? Yeah.
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But there's other stuff here. What do we
got here?
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Oh,
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that's like opera or something, right?
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Do it like a pen or something. Yeah.
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Could you see it? Yeah.
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Sometimes you could do it this way, too.
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Be like... Yeah.
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But it messes up the sound, so it's
better to do it manually.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Okay? Okay.
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What is that?
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Oh, it's a country.
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I love countries. I like countries, too.
Yeah.
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That is good.
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Uh -oh.
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I think it has a scratch.
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Totally understandable.
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And what is this?
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Let's see.
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Oh, it's like old western.
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Yeah, that's like some John Wayne stuff.
He'd love that.
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Wait, can I do it?
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Yeah, of course. Okay.
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Just pull the bottom of your eye down
and see.
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Maybe not with the movie.
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This is a crazy little array of stuff
you got here.
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It's a lot.
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Oh, you're doing an assignment for
school.
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Oh, the tabernacle?
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Wow.
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I see.
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So it's a golden lampstand, but it's a
makeshift. A makeshift golden lampstand.
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Oh,
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so you're going to spray paint it?
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Oh, wow.
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I think we might be able to get you a
good deal on this today.
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Yeah, because we run specials. What does
the sign right there on the front of
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the counter there say?
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A golden lampstand, free.
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All golden lampstands are free. Oh,
yeah. Well, I guess this would count.
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making her own golden lampstand.
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Yeah, I think that counts as free.
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Yeah, that'll count.
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It's not getting these free?
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Well, you said it was a golden... God is
good. Well, yeah. I mean, if you're
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considering it a golden lampstand... It
has.
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I mean... I mean, it's the best pieces
I've seen since I'm looking.
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But you're not just coming over here and
putting this together and calling it a
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golden lampstand for the special, are
you?
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I didn't see this.
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I didn't see them. I walked in and I
said, let me look. I thought, check off.
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Yeah. Just so that I don't get in
trouble with the management. When you're
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finished making it and spray painting
it, would you send me a picture so I
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prove to them it really was a good one?
I'm going to do it. Okay, great.
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I'm going to do it. Then that's free.
Yeah, let me get you a bag.
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Now this is for me to go home and
barbecue my fish. Oh, yeah. Well, if you
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to come back tomorrow, I kind of heard a
buzz that they were doing fish frying
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equipment tomorrow as a special.
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Are you serious?
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Hello. Hi, how are you?
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Good, how are you doing?
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I'm doing good.
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We got over here a special sale.
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Yeah, I guess. We have a few little
trinkets here.
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Yeah, the whole shebang. Yep, we do. We
have a lot of different varieties. Yeah,
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you do.
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And that?
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A butterfly.
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Yeah. Now, I'm not too sure how this
works. Maybe that just goes in five. Oh,
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you can actually open it. That's pretty
cool.
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What is it? It's like a... I guess
it's... Just like a sample of a
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A sample? Yeah, I'm guessing. Is it
real? I don't think it's a real
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Is that real?
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Well, maybe it was. Yeah.
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But it's only $2.
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Two bucks, huh?
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Yeah. Maybe I should get it for my
friend Taylor. I think I'll do it. All
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Not bad, right? That's fine. You got
something for your friend Taylor?
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Do I pay here?
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Oh, right here. Fine.
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Okay. Thank you. Oh, it flipped.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, shoot.
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Is it like glue? Is it alive?
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What?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Is that real?
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Yeah.
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Whoa,
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that's kind of creepy.
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What? Oh, my gosh.
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They're beautiful.
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Oh, my gosh.
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How could it be? I don't know. Where was
it? It was sitting right here in a,
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like a mounted.
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It's a butterfly.
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It was in the box, mounted.
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Yeah,
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we just, it was like a mounted frame.
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Oh my gosh, your friend is going to love
that.
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I still get to have it? Yeah, thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh no.
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Where did he go?
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Are we rolling?
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I mean, are we in?
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You got it.
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You got it.
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How you doing, man?
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Busy day, right?
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, I need to turn this off.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Yeah, it looks like a nutcracker.
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Yeah. Oh, it's a snow globe.
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Yeah, well, it's a snow globe with,
like, the nutcracker.
261
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Yeah. Yeah. She's holding the little,
uh... The nutcracker. That's cute.
262
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I can pack it up for you. Hang on tight.
Okay. Um, let's see if I have a... I'll
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take some paper.
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I love this. This is great.
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Oops.
266
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How did that come out?
267
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Why don't we just tape it on the front
of it?
268
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I'll put it on here for you so you don't
lose it. I see this all the time. This
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is why they don't allow these on planes.
270
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Because kids shake them, and stuff flies
out all the time. So I'll put that
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there, and you can... Oh, wait.
272
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Oh, what?
273
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Huh. I don't know. I don't know.
274
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Maybe don't shake it, and pack it up as
is.
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Yeah. All right.
276
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah, be very careful.
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Okay.
279
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Great.
280
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Okay. All right, bye.
281
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Yeah. See you later. All right. Bye.
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Bye.
283
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I can help you ladies over here. Okay.
How are you? I'm good.
284
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All right.
285
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,240
Oh, would you do me a favor?
286
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,900
Could you grab that for me?
287
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,280
It looks like the arrows are facing the
wrong way.
288
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,290
Yeah. Which side is that supposed to go
up?
289
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,190
Yeah, it's supposed to go like that.
290
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,970
That way? That way. Okay, here, let's
put it down that way.
291
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,690
Would you put that down for us again?
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Here, here.
293
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It's not ours.
294
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,329
This isn't yours?
295
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,610
No. No, I know. The guy just dropped
this off. This was supposed to be. So
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this way.
297
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:10,810
Yeah. Is that right?
298
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,270
Wait a minute. I think it's the other
way.
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00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:19,150
This way? It depends. He's got it taped
from here, so I would say it goes this
300
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,400
way. That way?
301
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,620
Why is the sticker this way then?
302
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,699
That's bizarre.
303
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,820
Yeah, that one should be up that way
too. I don't know why they do this.
304
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,100
Do you mind if I just open this really
fast? No. Okay, because you know what?
305
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,680
It's confusing because one's going up,
one's going down. One's going up, one's
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going down.
307
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,200
Oh, yeah, yeah.
308
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,440
Oh, my goodness.
309
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,420
Yeah. So this way up. Yeah.
310
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
Yeah, because...
311
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:50,250
Yeah, that's the way up. Yeah, because
otherwise,
312
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,110
otherwise, yeah, if I put it the other
way.
313
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,350
It's going to be gone. Yeah, it'll be
gone.
314
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,090
All right, great. Well, here, let me get
this.
315
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:03,730
I'll probably just, I didn't, I didn't
know it was going to arrive already
316
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:07,150
It was a company. They said they still
ship same day for parties.
317
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:08,970
Oh, you're kidding.
318
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,970
You could like that and do it in a
bottle.
319
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,310
That's amazing.
320
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,430
Do you guys want some puns?
321
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,520
Yeah. How you doing? I can help you over
here.
322
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,240
How are you? Good. What are you sipping?
323
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,180
This glass penguin.
324
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,900
Oh,
325
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:33,620
okay. Glass penguin.
326
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:39,200
Because it's glass, I can't wrap it for
you, but you can wrap it. I can give you
327
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,040
supplies. Okay. Okay, it just has to be
your responsibility.
328
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,280
Right. Yeah, okay, just because it's
glass.
329
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:49,260
Right, okay, cool. All right, so why
don't you secure it in paper wrapped up
330
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,260
really tightly.
331
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400
All right.
332
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,780
Yeah, wrap it real secure.
333
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:04,819
Good. All right, and I'll get you some
bubble wrap. You want to wrap bubble
334
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:05,819
around there too?
335
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,960
Great.
336
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,800
All right, you put them in the box.
337
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240
One peanut.
338
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,400
I'll get you a piece of tape.
339
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,240
There we go.
340
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,520
If you'll do me a favor, just pop it on
the scale for me.
341
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,960
As long as it's under five pounds.
342
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,600
Great. Okay, good.
343
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,640
And just sign that yellow paper.
344
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,100
Is this my name? Oh, do you have another
one?
345
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,460
No, I just... Two?
346
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,640
Are you going to ship another one? Or
are they both in the same box?
347
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,360
What's in there?
348
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,610
So I'll see if I can find another box
for you.
349
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:56,270
I think I have another one that size No,
350
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,910
I don't have another but they have to be
separate There
351
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:08,610
we
352
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:15,430
go if you do me a favor just pop it on
the scale for me As long as it's under
353
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:19,500
five pounds Great. Okay, good.
354
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,580
And just sign that yellow paper.
355
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,040
Oh, do you have another one?
356
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,940
Two?
357
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,580
Are you going to ship another one? Or
are they both in the same box?
358
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,900
Joe,
359
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,540
I'll see if I can find another box for
you.
360
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,560
I think I have another one that size.
361
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960
No,
362
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,619
I don't have another.
363
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,620
But they have to be separate?
364
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:51,410
No, this is crazy.
365
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,590
Why? Because the king was wrapped up in
it.
366
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:56,290
Now it's not.
367
00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,030
What?
368
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:03,510
The king was wrapped. The hole poked out
the tail, see?
369
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,690
The tail poked the hole in it.
370
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,849
I'm confused.
371
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,850
I'm very confused.
372
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,550
Let's try it again.
373
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:16,559
That's weird.
374
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,140
I wrapped him up, and the tail poked out
of that hole.
375
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:23,320
Then I wrapped the bone around it, put
it in there, put it right there, and
376
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320
next thing we know.
377
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,220
That is really weird.
378
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,420
Just back out.
379
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,600
Okay, yeah, wrap him again. We'll try it
again.
380
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,820
Yeah, that was weird. That was really
weird. Yeah, that is really strange.
381
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,420
That's why I was looking, because I was
like, hold on, how did the treatment, I
382
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,700
just rested. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
383
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,980
All right, yeah, get that all secure in
there, okay?
384
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:48,080
Just wrap it really tight, because
that's why I can't be responsible.
385
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,740
He's definitely in there?
386
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,300
Yeah, he's definitely in there. Okay,
okay.
387
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760
Ready?
388
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,080
That's the fear. Okay.
389
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,200
There you go. All right, just pop it on
the scale, because I'll check and make
390
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
sure it's on there.
391
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,840
Okay. And it's under five pounds.
392
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,760
Okay, great. Bring it on over.
393
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:22,990
I don't know, where does this people
keep getting out of this box?
394
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:27,750
Oh, I've seen this before. When you
can't ship something, they call that the
395
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,750
Carbonaro effect.
396
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:34,010
It's also the name of a magic hidden
camera TV show.
397
00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,550
Whoa. You're on TV right now.
398
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,770
Yep, because they hide your friend in
the camera right there.
399
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,650
Y 'all got me. Y 'all got me. Was it
fun?
400
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:44,990
Yeah, it was very fun.
401
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,190
You were great.
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