All language subtitles for the_carbonaro_effect_s01e03_just_smash_it_out

Hey, what can I get you? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

What is that?

Hiding in plain sight.

How you guys doing?

He makes them fall for the impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Okay, this is going to be it.

This is going to be the one.

This is going to be the one that people
are talking about.

Keep on coming, keep coming, keep
coming.

And stop right there.

Good.

Let me help you on out.

Oh, you haven't been here before?

Okay. Do I pay you here?

No, you pay right on over here. Can you
see through that okay?

What are you talking about, scratch?

Yeah, it looks like a little scratch in
there.

Well, we want you to be driving safely,
so we'll fix that up for you.

You can step right on over there and
pay.

Yep, right on over there to that nice
lady.

All right.

All right, sir, I got this one all

taken out for you, okay?

Taking what out? The driver's side
window, because there was the scratch.

What? What did you do to my window?

Well, I showed you there was a scratch
on it.

What have you done to me? Why did you
break my window?

Oh, I just smashed out the dealer window
so you'll be able to see better.

Has nobody told you that yet? No, nobody
told me about it. Let me show you, sir.

No problem. Look. Here, just don't touch
it with your fingers there.

Yeah.

For new cars, what you want to do as
soon as you get it is smash out the

window and roll up the real window.

This way you'll be able to see without
that little... Look, no scratch.

You see?

Crash the window and put a new one in?
Yeah, we usually do the driver's side

the passenger's side.

Are you telling me that this is a better
window than what came with the car? Oh,

definitely. For sure. And there's three
more inside here.

There's three more windows inside that
door? Yeah. If anything happens to this

one, just smash it out and roll up the
other one. So it had four. I used one.

You have three more left.

You broke my car. Oh, no, I didn't break
it. I didn't break it. It was like

this. Is this how you drove it up?
You've ruined my car.

This is like this. I've worked so long
to get this Cadillac automobile, and

you've broken it. Oh, did you just get
this?

Yes. Have you ever smashed it before?

No, you did this.

Oh, yeah, this is the best. Look, this
is what you want to do.

Look at this.

There you go. See, that's the real
window.

Yeah.

That's a better window.

Nice and clear.

When you first buy a car, you want to
smash out the dealer windows and roll up

the new ones.

Because they drive them and they bring
them from place to place before you get

it, and the window gets all fogged up.

Okay, we'll do that for free. All right,
good.

All right, you bet. We'll get those all
smashed out.

Let me get some hammers over here. We're
going to do the whole car.

Excellent. Hello.

How are you doing today? Fine. I need a
Supreme with lemon.

Oh, you got it.

All right. Get rid of this. All right,
so Supreme with lemon. Let me close that

door for you.

And we're going to do the interior
vacuum, the whole thing. We'll make sure

get that little thing done.

All right, we'll get some... Yeah,

this we don't want in here.

It's not mine.

Oh, okay. Maybe someone left it in here.

No.

Okay.

This is your car? Yeah. Oh. Well, here,
we'll put it to the side.

I have no idea who that is.

Yeah, just got a, looks like a mask.

What is that?

And, uh, got a glove and... God, it
looks like I'm a burglar.

Oh.

Are you serious?

This is not real money.

That is. It can't be real money.

That is real money.

How did it end up in my car? Well, I'm
not going to say anything.

I don't care.

Well, I'm not going to say anything, so
we could just wash the car. Okay, you

wash the car. Do you want me to get rid
of any of this for you?

No, I'll just hang on to it. No, listen,
I mean, what I'm saying is I could get

rid of it for you if you want.

We're very discreet here.

I appreciate that, but whether you were
here or not, I would do the same.

Hey, that's your business, you know.
It's better than working at a car wash,

me tell you.

Hello.

$20 wash. You got it.

All right.

$20. We'll get that all clean for you.

Oh, do you want me to fix the mirror?

That's what that lady just did to me.
What happened?

I was just at somewhere, and this lady
parked so close to me, she cracked my

mirror. Oh, jeez. I need to hurry up and
go back there before she leaves. Oh,

well, I could fix it. If it fixes it,
you don't have to bother. How are you

going to fix it?

Well, have you used your mirror fix yet?

No, what is that? Is it your car?

Yeah. Oh, well, you used the mirror fix
in the back. What is that?

Oh, every car comes with a mirror fix.

We break mirrors all the time.

It's under your seat.

You never saw that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's like a cream that has like a
glass carbonate inside of it.

And you just dab it like that on the
crack part like that and let it kind of

in the crack.

Dab it.

You kidding me?

What the heck?

You know, it's all plastic. You're
showing me something.

Yeah, see that?

Now, how did that happen?

It just fills it in.

It's like a glass fiber carbonate, this
stuff.

You just showed me something. I was just
going to go crazy.

I just have to run back there and say,
you know, did this to my car. What'd she

do? She smashed it into your car? Show
me where you just found it. Oh, yeah,

want to stick this up and... I'm sorry.

Yeah, and it just goes up into your seat
back here. Got anything else up under

there? Oh, well, there's the windshield
fixed on the other side.

What side is that? On the passenger
side.

Mirror fix on this side. Okay. Window
fix is on the other side. It's a spray.

Okay. And if anything happens with your
tire, reach under the back seat. There's

a tire mend.

And that's just flakes that you sprinkle
over a hole.

I should enter from the back. That's
like what dry cleaners usually do.

They don't stand here like, welcome.

Hello.

Basketball uniform.

Okay. You have a ticket?

No, I don't. We had a whole bunch of
stuff.

Let me think.

You know what?

I might have... You know what? If you
come

later on, because I know that there was
a whole bunch, like the whole team had

them done at once.

But I can't remember if they're going to
be ready this afternoon or if they're

ready this morning.

Okay. So I don't know.

So, like, around 1 or 2?

Yeah, come in in, like, I don't know, 45
minutes or something like that. 45?

Okay.

Yeah.

Dr. Regal? I'm sorry? Dr. Regal? Dr.
Regal? Pick up?

Okay. Here you go.

You know, there's two more bags.

Where did they put that stuff?

So you don't know if it's for work or
for personal clothing?

I'm not exactly sure.

Yeah, I haven't seen any doctor stuff.

Code blue, doctor clothing.

Came to pick up some red satin shirt and
white pants.

Okay. It's like a dance outfit or
something?

Yes. Oh, it is? It is.

Do you know when this was dropped off?

Thursday? Thursday.

Oh, maybe it's this, um... No,
Thursday's closed on... Let me see.

I don't... If it was dropped off
Thursday, then it might not be ready

tonight, if that's okay.

Or I could probably have it ready by 4 o
'clock.

It is,

but you know what? It's such a
coincidence because it says red shirt

pants. Right.

What do you mean?

I didn't mean nothing by it. I was just
saying it's just a coincidence that you

had white pants and a satin shirt.

Oh, yeah. This is mine.

I've had this for a really long time.

Four o 'clock.

Oh, man.

How you doing, man? Are they here?

I don't know. I just stepped in. You
okay?

What a night, let me tell you. Yeah, I
can imagine.

It was my birthday last night.

Oh, you're just waking up?

The guys at my restaurant thought it was
going to be really funny. They threw

wine on me. I got coffee, espresso,
blueberry.

Oh, you're going to turn 21.

Now I have to work in an hour anyway.
It's my last shirt, so.

Would you do me a favor? Would you run
the, I'll use the portal press.

The portal press? Yeah.

I don't work here.

Oh, no, I know, but that's okay. I pay
for the monthly.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. I can use this, right?

Yeah. Here, just stand here and press
this for me.

Okay, when?

I'm going to step through here.

Okay, it's a little loud. Don't be
scared. It's a little bit loud, okay?

right. Go ahead, press it.

There it goes.

Yeah, that looks pretty good, right?

Did it get the blueberry out?

Yeah?

Oh, good, the ink, the ink.

That's great.

I pay monthly. You should probably look
into it. You get a lot of stuff on

there. We work for a catering company,
so yeah, we get messages. Oh, yeah,

yeah. I pay $30 a month, unlimited.

I just come in. I don't even wash my
clothes.

Oh, yeah? No, I just use this.

It's a lifesaver, man.

Well, I'm actually picking up. I'm
running an errand. All right, yeah, I'm

to work, so I'll see you around. All
right, thanks for that.

Did you see that?

Yeah, it's all the tail end of it.

Yeah, this guy has all kinds of things
on him.

Yeah, this Christmas was pretty good.

I ain't dropped this off of you one time
again.

Oh, yeah. Let me see if I can get 5366.

Let me just find this 5366.

There it is. It's right there.

Yeah? I found it.

It's right here.

That's it. Oh.

That's it.

Oh, yeah. You know what? Let me, since
it's been sitting here a while, maybe

I'll just hand steam that a little bit.
Sure.

It's very nice.

Thanks.

Just careful of this. No worries. I got
that resin. You know the hand steaming

resin?

I'll give you that little... Okay.

There you go.

Wow. Yeah, we hand -seam all of our
clothes.

Is that bad for your hand?

If you're not good at it, you can burn
your hand, yeah.

So then you have to wash your hands
immediately after? You have to wash them

right away.

You know, I had one after I did this,
and then it just totally burnt the food

was trying to eat.

Holy cow.

Okay, that's very sweet.

Hey, we're giving out grooming towels if
you want.

Do you have a dog already?

I do.

Oh, yeah, take one.

Thank you. A little grooming towel. I
was just about to do him.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, you ever used one
before?

Oh, they're real fun.

Here, I'll show you how to use it. It's
pretty easy.

What are you doing, buddy? You ready for
a pickup?

Did you ever get your dog groomed? One
of them, I did. We have two.

I mean, you.

You ready?

It's just like a little swaddle. Give it
a little swaddle. Uh -huh.

And it's just like petting them with it
on.

Does your dog shed a lot?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is really good then.

It's awful.

How come?

Well, just because we're not good at
brushing it out. Oh, yeah. And it gets

on my stairs.

It's just like cake. Oh, yeah.

That's why you just use the towel and
they like it.

You know? I do like that.

And then it will do the cut for you.

There we go.

It takes a few seconds, really. You can
feel it when it's ready.

That should do it. Get it? Yep.

Yep. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

How did it do that?

It's a grooming towel.

No way. You're kidding.

It's pre -programmed for a lion cut.
That's what this is.

That is wild.

It's really great.

Yeah, it's a microfiber.

They just, they mat them out on a
computer, and they put the microfiber

in different directions.

So what different styles were there? Are
there? Well, for a poodle, they had one

where the middle of the body was a big
puff ball, and then the tail would have

two puff balls, and then it all sticks.

You know, all the hair just sticks right
to the towel, and you just toss it in

the wash.

I cannot, I can't get over that.

Line cut's good if you have a dog that
sheds a lot.

Were you the one picking up the
chameleon fish?

Because I brought them out here.

No.

Oh, okay.

All right.

I don't want fish.

You don't want the fish?

No. They can't give these things away.

No one's buying them, so we're just
going to give one away to everybody. I

there's two. Is there two in there?

Are there any in there? Yeah, there's
two in there.

I feel like you've got to watch for the
twitches of the... You've seen those

before, right?

No. No? They hide whenever there's
something in the tank.

Are they just, like, itty -bitty?

No. Here, let me get a...

Let's see if I can see one.

Did I get him?

Oh, there we go. The bubble. I know I
got him.

See, when they're in something that
doesn't have anything in it, they can't

hide.

That's some kind of bullshit.

I know. Isn't that crazy?

So if you just pour him back in there,
he just disappears.

We sell them in these things because it
has like a little thing in it. So if I

pour him in.

There he goes.

He'll instantly hide on the stick.

How the hell is that?

There he is. You see him?

Yeah. You can see the swishing of the
water.

What's in there?

The chameleon fish.

Huh? I never heard of that one. You
never heard of that? Yeah, there's two

here. Let's see if I can view.

Yeah, there's that one.

Oh. If there's something for them to
hide in front of, then they'll hide.

How do they do that?

I don't know. It's like the way a
chameleon works.

As long as there's nothing for them to
hide in. See, look.

Here.

What the?

Yeah. What the hell?

Yeah.

I couldn't see anything in that bag. I'm
like... No, it's... He was asking if I

wanted one. I just saw it sticking. I
was like, dude, they're either teeny

fish or you're... Oh, no, yeah.
Seriously jerking my chain.

Oh, boy. Yeah, see, look.

See,

and then when he goes in there, you
shouldn't be able to see him.

Oh, no, no. It needs, like, a...

A little stick.

This is how we give him up inside the
bags like that. He has a stick so that

he'll do that, and he hides in there.

You feel that?

There he is. You feel him? Yeah.

Here, man, take him home. That's what we
were giving him away.

Well, I've got to go to work here.

Just drop him in a glass when you get
there.

Just don't forget you have him, you
know, because they have to be fed.

Little guy.

Let's see if it's trying to hide in the
net.

Can you still see him from that side?
Yeah.

Run up here, buddy.

There's another one.

Oh, shoot.

Look at that. Yeah.

They're, like, in danger because they
hide from each other, so they, like,

trouble, you know, breeding them because
they don't see each other.

Let's see what else they'll sort of get
with this.

If they go right next to each other,
they can... There's four. Oh, shoot.

This is stupid. There's, like, a whole
bunch in here.

What the... Hello.

Hey. How you doing today?

How are you? Doing good.

Can you pick up my friend's dog, Walker?
Oh, Walker. Here you go.

Is that Walker?

I got Walker for you.

That's not Walker.

That's not Walker?

Oh,

I'm sorry. I was kenneling a bunch of
them today.

What time were you supposed to pick them
up? I think 1 .30. I'm a little bit

late. Oh.

I think I un -kenneled the wrong one.

Sorry. So sorry. Yeah, it's 137.

Okay, we're going to let the kennel
Marco back up. You ever seen one of

before?

All right. There you go, Marco.

I had him un -kenneled.

Yeah.

There we go.

You ever seen one of these before?

All right. There you go, Marco.

I had them un -kenneled.

Yeah.

And there we go.

Oh, my God. What?

What are you?

There we go.

Did you just see it? Yeah, I had them. I
un -kenneled the wrong one.

So. The wrong one. Yeah.

What was the dog's name?

Walker.

Let me see what I got here.

Are you kidding?

Walker,

Walker, Walker, Walker.

You've got to be kidding me right now.

No, I got myself screwed up because my
list was out of order and you came late.

F1. I think this is Walker.

Oh yeah, this is what we're doing now.

It's a Japanese kenneling system.

We keep them kind of in a compression
nap.

Alright.

Hold on one second.

Here we go.

All right.

No, no, don't be scared. Don't be
scared.

Here he comes.

Oh, there you go.

There you go.

Is that him?

Oh, there he is.

There he is.

There you go.

Is that Walker?

That is Walker. Oh, hey, Walker.

Yeah,

we do their nails and then we kennel
them.

You know how puppies love to be
swaddled?

Not like that.

Oh, no, it's much better than leaving
them in cages like this where they get

scared of each other.

It's a nice little solitude nap. There's
a lot of dogs down there.

There's a lot of dogs.

Yeah, a lot of people are using their
system because they trust it.

Oh, my God, it is him.

All right.

Here you go. Thomas is going to kill me.
Okay.

All right, well, thanks for coming in.
Please tell people that we have the new

system. A lot of people want to come in
and try it.

I don't think they want to do it. No,
they will.

Trust me, when you read about this.

It's scary.

No, it's not scary.

They kennel with a process called the
Carbonaro Effect, which is also the name

of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.

Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you.
I'm Michael Carbonaro.

You're on the Carbonaro Effect.

Oh my God.