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Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people.

What is that?

Hiding in plain sight.

How you guys doing?

He makes them fall for the impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

Yeah.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Yeah.

See how smooth we're doing?

How are you doing?

I've been liking this so far. Yeah.

Okay. How are you doing?

Good. Doing good?

And this was the dill milk? Yeah.

That's cool.

That's me.

No, that's not you.

It looks like you.

That is to me. Don't do that to me. You're going to freak me out. You're

to freak me out.

You're going to mess me up. No, guys, come on. I'm not kidding you. You're not

missing person, are you? No, I'm not.

That is crazy. Okay, now how did that... Look, it just changed. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I've heard about this. These things... Oh, my God. I'm like, that is crazy.

Yeah, they printed these images.

How did it make me look like that? Well, I think it just looked like you for a

second.

No, it was me.

How did it go away? I don't know, but that wasn't on there first. It didn't

like a guy. I know that. It was not. It was me. Well, it was a woman, but you're

not missing, honestly, right? No.

Have you been missing? I don't know.

I'm telling you, I'm really weirded out.

That was not on there. How long were you shopping for?

We've been here for about an hour.

Oh, maybe somebody called in or something.

Would anybody be worried about you? No.

Well, I'm glad it's not just me because I thought I was seeing things. I was

like, what?

That is weird.

And you're really, you're not, everything's okay? I'm fine. Everybody

where you are?

That was like, that is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. But

you're definitely not lost? There's nothing wrong with that. Would anybody

you were lost?

No.

But...

Are you okay?

I'm just asking.

All right.

Well, I don't know because... She's driving.

Okay.

That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.

How are you doing today?

I'm good.

Good. Are you new?

I am new.

How's it going?

It's going pretty good.

We're near four days.

Oh, all right.

Yeah.

This one's...

Got avocados here.

Sorry, hold on.

Let's try that again.

Yeah.

Do you know, were there any other kinds of avocados or just these?

I didn't even look.

You're like me. But I think there's only one kind.

Only one kind? No, no, it's okay. You know what it is?

We've had problems with a lot of people stealing these.

So their security goes off like crazy.

Avocados specifically?

Yeah, avocados. They're really expensive.

They import them.

So I'm just going to have to, if you don't mind, I'm just going to put them

separate bag here. Okay.

And I'm just going to get the security tagged out, okay?

I'm sorry. I'm just learning all this new stuff.

I use my hand, but I don't want to.

There we go.

There we go, there we go, there we go.

Because the tags are really super sensitive, so that should do it.

Yeah, see? It won't go. But the tags are disabled now, so the alarm won't go

off when you go through the door.

Oh, but you didn't switch them in.

No, they're fine. Look.

And look, I got the tags out of them.

I had to get the security tags out.

It's a titanium bat so that it's not gonna it only hit the it only gets the

out. Are you making guacamole?

Just slice them up. Yeah, this will be fine.

I can get you more but I'd have to take this. I'd have to take the tags out.

What do you got there?

It's oregano oil?

Yeah. Oh, wait, what is today's date?

There's a stamp on here.

March 10th?

Oh, this, what time is it? Because this says 11 .32 a .m. March

10th, 11 .32 a .m. It expires. What time is it?

11 .32?

So it expired right now.

Wow.

I'm awake now.

I would sleep when I came in here. I'm awake now. I've never seen something

expired by the minute.

How are you guys doing today?

I'm doing great.

All right.

These are the ones you wanted?

Yeah. Did you check them?

This one's got a little crack in it, yeah.

Oh, shoot.

Yeah, no, no, no. Look, this is probably why they do really fresh eggs here.

Dude, is that a bird in there?

What?

What? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I think. Oh, no.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Is there any birds in the rest? No, no. That happens every, like, every few.

The eggs are really, really fresh.

Want to let them?

Let's see them.

Aww.

You know what?

I want it. I want this bird.

You want to keep? And you want the other 11 too?

Do you want the other 11?

Yeah. You don't want the bird?

No. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, they're really fresh now. They don't have hormones in them. So it

stunt their growth. So they just grow.

You know?

Yeah.

Okay. Here, I'm going to let you take them. But we'll be careful, right?

And you'll be good with them?

Yes. Friendly? Yes. Okay.

I'll keep these.

Yeah. I'll keep them warm.

More than one chicken. I understand. Yeah. I only have one chicken in my

too. So, yeah. You're not going to eat them, right?

Oh, no.

These you could eat. These you could eat. Within 48 hours.

Yeah.

Do you want to keep him?

Do you want to put him in here for now? Let him walk around a little?

Yeah, we have these packed all the time.

Oh, okay.

What do you do with him?

Well, the farm will pick him up, you know.

There's the people who... Yeah.

Well, they're really fresh, so the farm will come back and get them and make

more eggs.

You know, it's the circle of life.

Oh, all right.

Come on, packages.

This will be interesting.

Hello. This is just one of those empty boxes that gets re -shipped. Oh, sure.

To Perry's ship.

To Perry's ship? Actually, it's Darwin's food.

Did you give me this one? Oh, yeah. It's been dropped off? Yeah, people are just

dropping them off, and I'm back here trying to... Oh, that's exactly the same

thing. These are empty?

No, I don't think this one's empty. This one was one of those ones that has open

on site.

Well, I'm supposed to open these right away.

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh -uh. Yeah.

That was not in that box.

Yeah, that's how they're packing them now.

How do they do that?

They invert the air inside these when we get them, so the sporting place comes

to pick them up and make them lighter for shipping.

Really? Yeah.

But we get them, we unpack them, and they come in and put them in more

professional cases or whatever.

So I just watched a bowling ball come into its real form. Yeah.

You want some stuff out?

Yes. U .S.

Post. Just U .S. Post? Okay, great. That's the address.

The address. Okay. I'm just going to give all these new regulations now about

packages. Everybody's, like, totally paranoid about everything.

Well, okay.

I know. It's pretty crazy. I'm sure it's fine.

You packaged this yourself, right? I did, yes.

What does that mean?

Yeah, the alert went off on it.

Can I ask you what's inside?

Yeah.

Candy, like turtles.

Okay. Chocolate turtles. Right. T -shirts. Chocolate turtles. T -shirts.

Seeds. Seeds? Seeds, like sunflower seeds. Sunflower seeds. Oh, okay. You

what it probably is? We might have problems with the fact that there's

turtles and seeds.

Are you kidding?

Together, yeah. It's bizarre, but there's been all these new regulations

just mixing stuff. Where is it going?

To my son at school.

In Georgia? Uh -huh. Okay, yeah. We might have a problem with chocolate

and these together in the same box. Can we take the turtles out? I mean, the

skis out? We could separate them, but let me just check because in case it's

a problem.

Yeah, they send us these regulations, new ones all the time.

Which one's this here?

Yep, look at this.

Department of Parcels and Packaging.

Chocolate turtles. Oh, my God, you're kidding me. That is so ridiculous. Just

chocolate turtles and seeds together in Georgia.

Why?

It's something about the agriculture, that what's made in the chocolate, and

it might activate with the seeds.

And you know what? In my wallet, because my friend just sent some chocolate

turtles and seeds to Savannah, so I have some stickers.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, we just have to mark chocolate, turtles, and seeds. So we put that on

box. Yes.

Okay.

Do you know that I never mix these two?

That's probably why it's never come up as an alert before.

Yeah. You've never sent turtles and seeds together, right? No, never. Well,

you know.

Okay. And so how does that know?

The address is right, but the person is supposed to get it.

No, it's not the right person. So it's been sitting around for a week?

If the alarm goes off, you know we want to know what's inside.

Oh,

that's probably why.

Oh.

Yeah.

You can't ship it with fire.

Yeah. So you'll either have to blow out the candles or have a sticker we can put

on it that has flames on it.

What do you want to do?

Yeah.

Do you want me to ship this with or without it still lit?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I guess without it lit. Without it lit. All right. I technically can't blow it

out because it's not my property.

And you're good to go.

Really? Yeah.

Have a good day.

May I see your stamp?

Oh, do you have a box with them here? I don't. Oh, you don't? Okay, there's one

more Vortex box.

Okay. Do you know about the Vortex boxes?

Um, no, I don't. Oh, they're really cool. And you can ship anything

instantaneously with it. And they're free if you have like a Visa or

Yeah. Can I see it?

Visa, mini Visa. This one would probably work on it.

Yep, yeah, you'd be able to get it free with it.

The Vortex shipping, I'll show you what it does.

Check this out.

If this was your letter you were going to mail, then it goes inside there like

that. Anything you want to ship really, really fast, we just scan it.

Do you see that? Yeah. It gets a little hot, so we don't touch it, but open that

back up.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, it vortex ships instantaneously.

That's what the service is. It's that fast.

And what are the cars?

Oh, that's the box.

This is box 386. Here.

If you open... I want 386. Yep. Box 386.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, there's overnight shipping, but, you know, if some people want stuff

instantaneously, you can Vortec ship stuff.

Wow. Yeah. Wow.

So, how much does it cost?

It's free with your card.

If you come here enough, you can have a Vortex Boxer free.

And we can set you up with a Vortex system at home, and you can have things

delivered here.

Interesting. So here, you take that key.

Yes. And that's for you.

And I'll go get those stamps for you.

All righty.

I just can't believe that.

I'm just a fake guy. I'm having a good time.

Hello. Jordan Terrace. Fantastic. How can I help you?

Oh, wow.

I'm going to do it. This is it. Here we go.

I can help the next person.

Hello. Hi.

How are you doing?

Good, how are you? Doing okay. Are you checking in?

Yes. All right, well, welcome to the Georgian Terrace. Thank you.

Okay, so I hope my boyfriend put my name down. Oh, okay, no problem. Yeah, I

just need to see a photo ID.

Oh, yeah, no problem. All right, great.

I sure hope he told you all I'm coming for you.

Oh, I'm sure it's going to be fine.

And where are you coming from?

North Carolina.

North Carolina?

All right.

S -A -N. So this is him?

That's me.

This is not you.

Is this your boyfriend?

I can check it in if you have his. That's fine. I have no idea who that is.

Oh, that's not your ID.

No.

Do you know who this person is? No, I have a feeling that our ID got swapped.

Let me look this guy up.

Chad Sanborn.

Yep, that's me. Check it out. That's you?

Check it out.

She has your ID. Do you know?

Do you have my ID, by any chance?

That's my ID.

How did this happen?

What's... Oh, my goodness. There I am.

Wait. Just check me out at 215. I've got to catch a flight.

I have no idea what just happened.

That's me, though. I'm sorry. Wait, that's not your boyfriend?

No, I have no idea who he is, and I have no idea how that happened.

How did you have his license? I have no idea.

I have no idea as to whether.

And his license isn't really on there? Yeah.

Should I not tell your boyfriend?

It doesn't matter. I have no idea how that happened. I'm going to tell him

myself. Okay, I'm going to... And then... Let me... How did that happen? I

know. I mean, people, they get mixed up at bars and stuff like that? No, I

literally just pulled into the parking lot and walked in here.

I don't know.

Maybe... I don't know. Do you...

Okay, and then... Here, hang on to that for a second. Yeah, I'm going to stick

it in my pocket.

All right, let me get you a key, okay?

That is so creepy.

Whew!

Man, what a trip.

How you doing? I'm doing wonderful, sir. How about yourself?

I'm doing okay, man.

Just got back. I was in L .A. and Miami.

Miami? What part of L .A.? It was really nice. In Hollywood.

Wow. Yeah, I think I left my watch, though.

You know what?

I either left my watch at a rest stop or in my trunk.

Hang on here.

Will you give me a hand? Oh, yes, sir.

All righty.

Hey, wait, let me get this out.

It might be in here. It's a pretty cool -looking watch.

Come on in here.

Wait, you know what? Will you take the cake out for me? Yeah, just be careful.

Don't put it down.

It's way in there. Hold on.

I see it. Whoa!

Oh, shoot.

I have the keys in here.

Can you let me out of here?

Hello?

Can you open it?

Open the trunk, please.

Wait, you know what? Will you take the cake out for me? Yeah, just be careful.

Don't put it down.

It's way in there. Hold on.

I see it. Whoa!

Oh, shoot.

I have the keys in here.

Can you let me out of here?

Hello?

Can you open it?

Open the trunk, please.

Excuse me.

This guy was trying to get something out of his trunk. Hello?

And ended up getting himself stuck in a trunk.

He just pulled up, said he came in from Hollywood, was looking for something in

his trunk, and got stuck in his trunk.

I don't know, man.

I have a spare key.

Yeah.

Oh, thanks, man.

Wow. Here it is.

Oh, jeez.

How did you do that?

Sorry? How did you do that?

No, I found a spare key inside the hotel. But you were stuck in the trunk.

That's what I had to say.

Huh?

You were stuck in the trunk right now?

Oh, no, I was looking for my watch. Looking for your watch in the trunk.

but then when it got locked, I had to get a spare key.

Oh,

so that was in the room in the hotel.

Yeah, the spare key at the front, because I knew I was going to probably

spare when I got here, but my mind is like, because I'm having that thing

happen. You know when you feel like you're looping from one place to

Yeah, it happens. You got stuck in the trunk, and then you came out this hotel,

and then your watch was where I assumed that you were still in the trunk.

So, I went inside this trunk.

Yes, sir.

You were here.

I was here. And then I came out of the hotel.

I saw it, right.

Yeah. That's called the Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of that?

What's that thing Mike probably used to do on X -Men Live? How you teleport?

That's what I mean. Okay, yeah. Because I remember it being dark, and then I

remember getting the keys, but I don't remember going to get the keys. Right,

absolutely. It's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.