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Hey, what can I get you? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.
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Wait a minute!
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Hiding in plain sight.
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How you guys doing? He makes them fall
for the impossible.
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They remember how to be tied.
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This is the Carbonaro Effect.
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How are we on?
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Can somebody hear me?
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Okay, good.
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Uh -oh, here comes somebody.
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Hey, how's it going?
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How's your phone doing?
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It could be better. Well, I can give it
a free look over for you.
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Okay. What's your name? Jim.
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Hey, Jim. Let me just take it out of the
tape.
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All right, good. It might start
randomly.
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Oh, it starts randomly? No, no, no, no,
no. You might start randomly getting
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calls. I get a lot of calls.
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Oh, you do? Yeah. Real popular guy?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, well, is there anything going wrong
with its function?
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Does it behave slow at all?
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It's kind of slow, yeah.
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I'm going to give it a look over and
see.
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Has it been dropped?
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Yeah, that glass.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Something like...
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That's bizarre.
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Yeah.
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There we go. Oh, yeah, there's like a...
What is that?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That... Was inside... Well, that
explains it.
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I... That was inside my phone. Yeah.
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They get in there through the hole. I
mean, that is big. A little baby one.
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Yeah, a little baby one, maybe. I have
never seen something so big. We've got
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get rid of this thing. I'm going to
throw up. Okay, wait, let me... I have
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something to put over it.
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Yeah, you know... It is the grossest
thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Do you keep this on vibrate? Yeah.
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They're attracted to the vibration.
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Really? Yeah, like when it's on a desk
and it goes... That'll draw them in.
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And I've seen little gnats. When we
open, there's always like a little gnat
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little something. But, I mean, that's
huge.
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Well, that's clear as day now.
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We literally got the bug out.
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How are you guys doing?
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All right.
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Do you usually leave your laces untied?
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I used it because we're selling these.
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Have you seen these, the Astro laces?
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Oh,
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we have them for sale right there.
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They're like the astral laces, you know,
they're woven with the memory thread.
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Self -tied?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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How? See, it's like, you can't just be
walking around, because obviously they
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just stay that way. But as long as you
stay in motion, like if you're running
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something and you're jogging, they
remember how to be tied.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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So you don't... It's like, so you
don't... It's great, right?
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It's great, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You leave them untied.
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Right?
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And then as long as I'm moving, they
just find their way to tie.
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Yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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Oh, they feel just like regular laces.
Yeah, yeah. No one ever knows. And
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they're great, right? That's good.
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Yeah, they're free. You can take a pair.
We have a promotion. They're free
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today. They're free?
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Yeah, take a pair.
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They're Bluetooth. So you guys build up
cell phones, right? Yeah. Okay. You just
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go on to your computer. You go to
astralaces .com. You type in your phone
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number. And you tie your shoes.
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And it will register your phone, the
Bluetooth of your phone, to your laces
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through your number.
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Yeah.
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Sure, let me take a look. How's your
phone operating?
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Yeah, I don't know. It's what?
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Your phone is stupid?
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Why? Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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You know what it might be? If it's
freezing a lot, is there a little click?
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You hear that?
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The battery is...
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moving back and forth and hitting the
clasp on both of them. So I can get it
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back into position if you want.
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Let me show you here.
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Pull it up.
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Then it's just a matter of getting the
two to... Because once it fits back in,
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it's just a little... Just as soon as
you feel it. There it is.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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And then...
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That should get it.
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Yeah.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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Hear anything?
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No. Boom.
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Guaranteed. Fixed.
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You're welcome.
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You want to try playing a little
contest? A little guessing game?
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You have to guess the number of
batteries inside here. You might win.
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batteries there are? Yeah.
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What's your name?
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Clint. Clint? Yeah.
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I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. You too.
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Guess. I'm guessing.
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You get one guess.
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120. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going
to say 120.
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150.
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150. Exactly 150?
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Yeah. Come on.
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Somebody told you. No, I swear to God.
Somebody told you. I swear.
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Exactly right. I had to count them this
morning. That's exactly the answer. How
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do you know?
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Because look, Clint gets his 150.
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Well, Clint gets his 120, 150.
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That is exactly the right number.
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This is weird.
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Yeah. Clint, that's my name.
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Yeah, you won.
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Nailed it. There's no way Clint was
going to walk up in here and get that.
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That's what makes it a win.
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Otherwise, anybody who walks in and it
doesn't match, that would be a loss.
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I don't have my name tag on, but a lot
of people know the shirt. They know my
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name is Clint.
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Right.
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You look like a Clint.
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, congrats.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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They're all brand new, fresh batteries,
Clint.
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So, but why...
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So what do you think? Can I get you a
shot?
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Oh, no.
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Too early. Too early for shots?
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What's this all about?
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Oh, buck shots, yeah. This is new.
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That is new, yeah. They just started
selling those.
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Oh, it's like a little... I'll show you.
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Can I open?
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Yeah. It's just a little portable,
foldable way to carry a shot. And you
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open it up and use it anytime you want.
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Did you just put a shot in the bag?
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No, yeah, there's a shot inside.
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They store them that way. You can keep
it in your wallet or... They're all
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whiskey. This one's like a Dewar whiskey
kind of... A whiskey blend.
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Whiskey bourbon blend.
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There's something with like a... I don't
know, an air... This is in
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here? Yes.
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Well, not that one, but another one,
yeah. That's what they are.
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There's like an air seal.
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It's like a stuff.
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thing down so that it won't break.
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Go for it.
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Don't be scared. You can drink it.
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I'm not scared of drinking it.
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Good?
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It's not bad.
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And only for a buck.
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A shot for a buck?
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Buck shot.
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Hey, what can I get you?
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Okay,
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great. Can I see ID?
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Oh, yeah, you bet. Sorry, I just...
Thank you.
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Oh, shoot.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I have to confiscate it.
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There was a pickpocket around, and a lot
of people got hit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Yeah.
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Give me that. What is that? You were hit
with a pickpocket. Your identity got
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compromised.
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I'm not allowed by law to give that back
to you.
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Did the police call you?
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No. Nobody called you or sent you an
email?
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Because they brought some by. Were you
here last night?
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There's a pickpocket who's been going
around.
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What was that? And he's been taking
people's... And he puts another picture
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me in it?
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And he takes it. Yeah, they dropped off
some.
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What's your name?
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David. Davis?
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Yeah, this whole area. JD?
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Yeah. They dropped off these last night
from people who got hit. They got the
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guy. What?
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Yeah. So this is... That's your real ID,
yeah.
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Yeah, it's just that because people,
when they know they get pickpocketed,
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they're like, oh, my license is gone,
then they immediately call the police.
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if the pickpocket takes it and puts
something else, you don't even know.
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Right. How did they know that I would be
coming here?
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Did you tell somebody you were coming
here?
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No. Really?
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Yeah. Oh, because we'll keep these
tonight, and then they're going to go to
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another bar tomorrow night. All right.
So you're okay?
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Yeah.
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So what was that you wanted to drink?
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Probably need it now, right?
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Can I get you another beer?
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Yes, sir. All right, good.
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There you go.
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I'm sorry.
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Waitress brought this, but I've got to
run. I didn't want to waste it. Do you
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want... I'll get that for you. Some
glasses. Oh, I have a glass of beer.
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You ever had one before?
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No, I'll try it. Oh, yeah. It's brand
new.
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Brand new. It comes from Milwaukee.
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And we were the first bar to get a...
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Get a case of them. I wanted to see how
people would enjoy them. I'll pour the
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whole thing out, right? You'll drink all
of it?
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Unless I hate it. Unless you hate it?
Okay. I probably won't.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a micro -brew. Yeah.
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You're a beer lover, right?
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That's a 12 -ounce bottle.
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Oh, no, this has a cold compression
process in it, so it's easy to really
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compress a lot of beer into one. It
looks like a pint, though. Yeah.
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You can fit a lot more into a bottle
than companies actually put because it's
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carbonated, so you can get a lot more in
there. It's condensed air.
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That's not true of all beers.
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No, not of all beers, no. Only ones that
are amber tone.
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Now, do you like it?
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Yeah. It's really good.
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Can I see the bottle?
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
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It's still got beer in it.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we do a whole party. The thing is,
one bottle is $55.
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Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's
what it is. I was going to say, what's
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price of admission?
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Exactly, so you can host a whole party,
you know, with just a couple of bottles.
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Well, I've got all these beers here. I'm
not driving, though. I'm taking the
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bus. Yeah, here, and I'll give you that
one and take you probably pour a couple
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more out of that.
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All right, you enjoy your night, man.
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Yeah, thank you. All right, hey, it was
nice to meet you.
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There's a wire. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I know. That's what I was trying
to... Are they coming up thinking that
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they need to get a signature?
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Hi.
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Derek,
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Michael. Nice to meet you. How are you?
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What did they give you to do? We're
doing a million things.
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You know what? I have no idea. Do you
want me to take a look?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Do you mind waiting a second?
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Yeah, ridiculous.
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No, no, stay right there for me.
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You've seen this before?
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No. Come on.
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You've not seen a vacuum trap?
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No. Oh, yeah. This whole floor has them,
and they're becoming a mandatory thing.
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You have to have a little vacuum trap.
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See?
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What does it do?
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Wait, what is that? What is it? You have
seen this before.
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No, what is it? Come on. I'm serious.
How do you not have a vacuum trap?
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There you go.
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See?
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Yeah.
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It's been dehydrated down.
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Someone picks them up usually on Mondays
and they'll empty them out. But if they
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don't get empty, they just keep ringing
and ringing and ringing like that.
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And they're supposed to take them and
they bring them back out to a field, you
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know, and then the... Do you understand
that I'm completely lost?
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Look, they put it into like a little
field and when the rain comes by, once
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hits it, it'll just... There it goes.
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Yeah. And they're supposed to send them.
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Oh, my God!
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Yeah.
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It's a safe trap, so... What?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. I feel like I'm in Twilight Zone.
I just can't believe you've never seen
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this before. I've never. I've lived in
Brooklyn, and I've never... See, this is
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what I do, because I don't trust, like I
said. So I take them, and I just bring
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them outside.
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You're going to see these everywhere. I
wish they would make them look a little
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prettier.
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It's just... This will be, and
especially in all the buildings you'll
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corner, they'll have like, oops, that's
probably not good.
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Here, wait, I have tissue. Help me out.
Help me out. Help me out. Just hold the
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tissue. I'm not going to wait. Get the
inside wet.
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I don't want it to skip down.
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Oh, yep. Ah, shoot, they all went.
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Can you pick one up?
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It's fine. You just take them by the
tail.
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You know what? You hold the cage.
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That's going to be good.
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Just hold the cage. Okay, good.
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Don't put it down. Come here. Come over
here.
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Thank you.
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All right. I think we got them all.
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Do me a favor.
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Come here.
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Derek, just take this.
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Okay. Go down the elevator. Open the
main doors and just open the cage and
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them go.
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Bye -bye.
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Okay.
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Hey. Hey, how are you?
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You're a new face.
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Yes, I am. What's your name?
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I'm Michael Carbonaro. There should be a
package in there from PetX.
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From PetX?
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PetX.
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There you go.
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Could that be it?
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That's it?
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Is that weird?
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You know PetX, right?
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No. Look at that.
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Isn't that adorable?
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Is that going out?
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No, it's coming in. I just ordered her.
Look.
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Isn't she great?
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No! Yes!
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Wait a minute. She wasn't just in there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ordered her online.
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Yeah. I didn't know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't she cute?
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Oh, my goodness.
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When I filled the package, it was still
flat.
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It didn't feel like nothing was in
there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
333
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Let's open the other one.
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00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,460
It's another one? Yeah. I ordered two.
335
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,620
They're not another, uh... They're just
those two.
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00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,990
No, it's not. It can't still be in
there, is it?
337
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,350
Oh, my gosh.
338
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,109
Let's open the other one.
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00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,530
It's another one? Yeah, I ordered two.
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00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:13,670
They're not another, uh... It just says
two.
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00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,050
No, it's not. It can't still be in
there, is it?
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00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,150
Oh, my... Oh.
343
00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,450
Oh, great. You know what I should do?
344
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,890
Oh. Let me take her.
345
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,209
Can I take her?
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00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,190
Have a seat for me, because I'm going to
have the mailman come right back. So
347
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,690
stay right here in case he comes back.
348
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:34,350
Okay. Because there's definitely
supposed to be two, and if they both
349
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:37,410
this one, okay, because if it got loose,
then we have a problem.
350
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,690
Okay? Okay. All right, Tasha, thank you.
351
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:42,510
Oh, my goodness.
352
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,690
Oh, Tasha. Yeah. Tasha, I'm so sorry.
No.
353
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:53,170
Listen, Michael was just here, and he
picked up his package from FedEx, and it
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was sitting here.
355
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,700
But he pulled a dog out, but the package
was flat. Yeah, I've heard of that.
356
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,600
Well, he said it was supposed to be,
too.
357
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,500
Did Michael say if he emptied the back
of your truck?
358
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,760
He did. I thought I heard it go off.
359
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,240
Hold on.
360
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,020
I'm doing everyone's job today.
361
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280
Everyone's job.
362
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,520
It's okay. I'm supposed to know
everyone's job.
363
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:18,900
Well, you know, I was here because
sometimes I get a little fearful of
364
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,280
I'm mindful of them.
365
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,100
Listen.
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00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,850
These are freeze -dried. The traps are
freeze -dried, and it's completely
367
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,550
humane. They're dehydrated.
368
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,410
What about this guy?
369
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,310
What is that?
370
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,390
Uh, I don't know.
371
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,190
I'll... I'm gonna put it in the trash.
372
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,830
Oh, Lord.
373
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,830
No, it's all right. It's all right.
Okay.
374
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,270
I'll be right back.
375
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,750
Okay.
376
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:48,610
Did you find it?
377
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,190
No, Michael. Let me tell you.
378
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,850
Um...
379
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,600
David just pulled out. Oh, he did the
vacuum trap? Uh -huh. Oh, okay.
380
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,220
That's my job. I was supposed to empty
that out. But I was worried about the
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00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,040
dog. The dog might be in the trash.
382
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280
The other dog.
383
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,359
Excuse me?
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00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,280
Because he put some fur in that trap.
385
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,720
He put fur in the trash?
386
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:12,620
It's right on top.
387
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,020
Where was that?
388
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,320
It was in the vacuum trap. No, it was
not.
389
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,620
Yes. No, it wasn't. Yes. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. Okay.
390
00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:24,170
This can't be. Do you think? Yeah.
391
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:30,110
Really? Oh my god. No, this could... Oh,
please help me. Oh, please help me.
392
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,250
Okay,
393
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,330
well what am I... This might be the
doll.
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00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,630
It might be.
395
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:38,590
I need like a big... Okay.
396
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,470
Okay.
397
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,770
Just put it in there and... Really?
398
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:47,950
Oh,
399
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,230
it better not be a rat. It better...
400
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,980
I don't know.
401
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,820
Wait, wait.
402
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,760
Look at it. Look at it for me. Look,
look.
403
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:07,280
I thought we lost
404
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280
her.
405
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,320
Thank you.
406
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:16,500
If you didn't tell me that that was in
there, thank you so much. You saved the
407
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,020
puppy. Oh, my goodness.
408
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,900
Oh, my goodness is right.
409
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,750
That was a great idea. Thank you.
410
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,770
This is a one.
411
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:28,450
She's safe now.
412
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,350
Yeah.
413
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,210
You know what the greatest thing about
this is?
414
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:35,470
You're on my new hidden camera show. The
Carbonaro effect.
415
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,590
And guess what?
416
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,750
These are real mites right here by the
floor.
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