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Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people.

Wait a minute!

Hiding in plain sight.

How you guys doing? He makes them fall for the impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

How are we on?

Can somebody hear me?

Okay, good.

Uh -oh, here comes somebody.

Hey, how's it going?

How's your phone doing?

It could be better. Well, I can give it a free look over for you.

Okay. What's your name? Jim.

Hey, Jim. Let me just take it out of the tape.

All right, good. It might start randomly.

Oh, it starts randomly? No, no, no, no, no. You might start randomly getting

calls. I get a lot of calls.

Oh, you do? Yeah. Real popular guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey, well, is there anything going wrong with its function?

Does it behave slow at all?

It's kind of slow, yeah.

I'm going to give it a look over and see.

Has it been dropped?

Yeah, that glass.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Something like...

That's bizarre.

Yeah.

There we go. Oh, yeah, there's like a... What is that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

That... Was inside... Well, that explains it.

I... That was inside my phone. Yeah.

They get in there through the hole. I mean, that is big. A little baby one.

Yeah, a little baby one, maybe. I have never seen something so big. We've got

get rid of this thing. I'm going to throw up. Okay, wait, let me... I have

something to put over it.

Yeah, you know... It is the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Do you keep this on vibrate? Yeah.

They're attracted to the vibration.

Really? Yeah, like when it's on a desk and it goes... That'll draw them in.

And I've seen little gnats. When we open, there's always like a little gnat

little something. But, I mean, that's huge.

Well, that's clear as day now.

We literally got the bug out.

How are you guys doing?

All right.

Do you usually leave your laces untied?

I used it because we're selling these.

Have you seen these, the Astro laces?

Oh,

we have them for sale right there.

They're like the astral laces, you know, they're woven with the memory thread.

Self -tied?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How? See, it's like, you can't just be walking around, because obviously they

just stay that way. But as long as you stay in motion, like if you're running

something and you're jogging, they remember how to be tied.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

So you don't... It's like, so you don't... It's great, right?

It's great, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You leave them untied.

Right?

And then as long as I'm moving, they just find their way to tie.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh, they feel just like regular laces. Yeah, yeah. No one ever knows. And

they're great, right? That's good.

Yeah, they're free. You can take a pair. We have a promotion. They're free

today. They're free?

Yeah, take a pair.

They're Bluetooth. So you guys build up cell phones, right? Yeah. Okay. You just

go on to your computer. You go to astralaces .com. You type in your phone

number. And you tie your shoes.

And it will register your phone, the Bluetooth of your phone, to your laces

through your number.

Yeah.

Sure, let me take a look. How's your phone operating?

Yeah, I don't know. It's what?

Your phone is stupid?

Why? Oh, really?

Yeah.

You know what it might be? If it's freezing a lot, is there a little click?

You hear that?

The battery is...

moving back and forth and hitting the clasp on both of them. So I can get it

back into position if you want.

Let me show you here.

Pull it up.

Then it's just a matter of getting the two to... Because once it fits back in,

it's just a little... Just as soon as you feel it. There it is.

Okay.

There we go.

And then...

That should get it.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Yeah.

Hear anything?

No. Boom.

Guaranteed. Fixed.

You're welcome.

You want to try playing a little contest? A little guessing game?

You have to guess the number of batteries inside here. You might win.

batteries there are? Yeah.

What's your name?

Clint. Clint? Yeah.

I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. You too.

Guess. I'm guessing.

You get one guess.

120. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to say 120.

150.

150. Exactly 150?

Yeah. Come on.

Somebody told you. No, I swear to God. Somebody told you. I swear.

Exactly right. I had to count them this morning. That's exactly the answer. How

do you know?

Because look, Clint gets his 150.

Well, Clint gets his 120, 150.

That is exactly the right number.

This is weird.

Yeah. Clint, that's my name.

Yeah, you won.

Nailed it. There's no way Clint was going to walk up in here and get that.

That's what makes it a win.

Otherwise, anybody who walks in and it doesn't match, that would be a loss.

I don't have my name tag on, but a lot of people know the shirt. They know my

name is Clint.

Right.

You look like a Clint.

Oh, my God.

Dude, congrats.

Thank you. Yeah.

They're all brand new, fresh batteries, Clint.

So, but why...

So what do you think? Can I get you a shot?

Oh, no.

Too early. Too early for shots?

What's this all about?

Oh, buck shots, yeah. This is new.

That is new, yeah. They just started selling those.

Oh, it's like a little... I'll show you.

Can I open?

Yeah. It's just a little portable, foldable way to carry a shot. And you

open it up and use it anytime you want.

Did you just put a shot in the bag?

No, yeah, there's a shot inside.

They store them that way. You can keep it in your wallet or... They're all

whiskey. This one's like a Dewar whiskey kind of... A whiskey blend.

Whiskey bourbon blend.

There's something with like a... I don't know, an air... This is in

here? Yes.

Well, not that one, but another one, yeah. That's what they are.

There's like an air seal.

It's like a stuff.

thing down so that it won't break.

Go for it.

Don't be scared. You can drink it.

I'm not scared of drinking it.

Good?

It's not bad.

And only for a buck.

A shot for a buck?

Buck shot.

Hey, what can I get you?

Okay,

great. Can I see ID?

Oh, yeah, you bet. Sorry, I just... Thank you.

Oh, shoot.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I have to confiscate it.

There was a pickpocket around, and a lot of people got hit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah.

Give me that. What is that? You were hit with a pickpocket. Your identity got

compromised.

I'm not allowed by law to give that back to you.

Did the police call you?

No. Nobody called you or sent you an email?

Because they brought some by. Were you here last night?

There's a pickpocket who's been going around.

What was that? And he's been taking people's... And he puts another picture

me in it?

And he takes it. Yeah, they dropped off some.

What's your name?

David. Davis?

Yeah, this whole area. JD?

Yeah. They dropped off these last night from people who got hit. They got the

guy. What?

Yeah. So this is... That's your real ID, yeah.

Yeah, it's just that because people, when they know they get pickpocketed,

they're like, oh, my license is gone, then they immediately call the police.

if the pickpocket takes it and puts something else, you don't even know.

Right. How did they know that I would be coming here?

Did you tell somebody you were coming here?

No. Really?

Yeah. Oh, because we'll keep these tonight, and then they're going to go to

another bar tomorrow night. All right. So you're okay?

Yeah.

So what was that you wanted to drink?

Probably need it now, right?

Can I get you another beer?

Yes, sir. All right, good.

There you go.

I'm sorry.

Waitress brought this, but I've got to run. I didn't want to waste it. Do you

want... I'll get that for you. Some glasses. Oh, I have a glass of beer.

You ever had one before?

No, I'll try it. Oh, yeah. It's brand new.

Brand new. It comes from Milwaukee.

And we were the first bar to get a...

Get a case of them. I wanted to see how people would enjoy them. I'll pour the

whole thing out, right? You'll drink all of it?

Unless I hate it. Unless you hate it? Okay. I probably won't.

Oh, yeah.

It's a micro -brew. Yeah.

You're a beer lover, right?

That's a 12 -ounce bottle.

Oh, no, this has a cold compression process in it, so it's easy to really

compress a lot of beer into one. It looks like a pint, though. Yeah.

You can fit a lot more into a bottle than companies actually put because it's

carbonated, so you can get a lot more in there. It's condensed air.

That's not true of all beers.

No, not of all beers, no. Only ones that are amber tone.

Now, do you like it?

Yeah. It's really good.

Can I see the bottle?

Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

It's still got beer in it.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we do a whole party. The thing is, one bottle is $55.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's what it is. I was going to say, what's

price of admission?

Exactly, so you can host a whole party, you know, with just a couple of bottles.

Well, I've got all these beers here. I'm not driving, though. I'm taking the

bus. Yeah, here, and I'll give you that one and take you probably pour a couple

more out of that.

All right, you enjoy your night, man.

Yeah, thank you. All right, hey, it was nice to meet you.

There's a wire. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I know. That's what I was trying to... Are they coming up thinking that

they need to get a signature?

Hi.

Derek,

Michael. Nice to meet you. How are you?

What did they give you to do? We're doing a million things.

You know what? I have no idea. Do you want me to take a look?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Do you mind waiting a second?

Yeah, ridiculous.

No, no, stay right there for me.

You've seen this before?

No. Come on.

You've not seen a vacuum trap?

No. Oh, yeah. This whole floor has them, and they're becoming a mandatory thing.

You have to have a little vacuum trap.

See?

What does it do?

Wait, what is that? What is it? You have seen this before.

No, what is it? Come on. I'm serious. How do you not have a vacuum trap?

There you go.

See?

Yeah.

It's been dehydrated down.

Someone picks them up usually on Mondays and they'll empty them out. But if they

don't get empty, they just keep ringing and ringing and ringing like that.

And they're supposed to take them and they bring them back out to a field, you

know, and then the... Do you understand that I'm completely lost?

Look, they put it into like a little field and when the rain comes by, once

hits it, it'll just... There it goes.

Yeah. And they're supposed to send them.

Oh, my God!

Yeah.

It's a safe trap, so... What?

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I feel like I'm in Twilight Zone. I just can't believe you've never seen

this before. I've never. I've lived in Brooklyn, and I've never... See, this is

what I do, because I don't trust, like I said. So I take them, and I just bring

them outside.

You're going to see these everywhere. I wish they would make them look a little

prettier.

It's just... This will be, and especially in all the buildings you'll

corner, they'll have like, oops, that's probably not good.

Here, wait, I have tissue. Help me out. Help me out. Help me out. Just hold the

tissue. I'm not going to wait. Get the inside wet.

I don't want it to skip down.

Oh, yep. Ah, shoot, they all went.

Can you pick one up?

It's fine. You just take them by the tail.

You know what? You hold the cage.

That's going to be good.

Just hold the cage. Okay, good.

Don't put it down. Come here. Come over here.

Thank you.

All right. I think we got them all.

Do me a favor.

Come here.

Derek, just take this.

Okay. Go down the elevator. Open the main doors and just open the cage and

them go.

Bye -bye.

Okay.

Hey. Hey, how are you?

You're a new face.

Yes, I am. What's your name?

I'm Michael Carbonaro. There should be a package in there from PetX.

From PetX?

PetX.

There you go.

Could that be it?

That's it?

Is that weird?

You know PetX, right?

No. Look at that.

Isn't that adorable?

Is that going out?

No, it's coming in. I just ordered her. Look.

Isn't she great?

No! Yes!

Wait a minute. She wasn't just in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ordered her online.

Yeah. I didn't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't she cute?

Oh, my goodness.

When I filled the package, it was still flat.

It didn't feel like nothing was in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Let's open the other one.

It's another one? Yeah. I ordered two.

They're not another, uh... They're just those two.

No, it's not. It can't still be in there, is it?

Oh, my gosh.

Let's open the other one.

It's another one? Yeah, I ordered two.

They're not another, uh... It just says two.

No, it's not. It can't still be in there, is it?

Oh, my... Oh.

Oh, great. You know what I should do?

Oh. Let me take her.

Can I take her?

Have a seat for me, because I'm going to have the mailman come right back. So

stay right here in case he comes back.

Okay. Because there's definitely supposed to be two, and if they both

this one, okay, because if it got loose, then we have a problem.

Okay? Okay. All right, Tasha, thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, Tasha. Yeah. Tasha, I'm so sorry. No.

Listen, Michael was just here, and he picked up his package from FedEx, and it

was sitting here.

But he pulled a dog out, but the package was flat. Yeah, I've heard of that.

Well, he said it was supposed to be, too.

Did Michael say if he emptied the back of your truck?

He did. I thought I heard it go off.

Hold on.

I'm doing everyone's job today.

Everyone's job.

It's okay. I'm supposed to know everyone's job.

Well, you know, I was here because sometimes I get a little fearful of

I'm mindful of them.

Listen.

These are freeze -dried. The traps are freeze -dried, and it's completely

humane. They're dehydrated.

What about this guy?

What is that?

Uh, I don't know.

I'll... I'm gonna put it in the trash.

Oh, Lord.

No, it's all right. It's all right. Okay.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Did you find it?

No, Michael. Let me tell you.

Um...

David just pulled out. Oh, he did the vacuum trap? Uh -huh. Oh, okay.

That's my job. I was supposed to empty that out. But I was worried about the

dog. The dog might be in the trash.

The other dog.

Excuse me?

Because he put some fur in that trap.

He put fur in the trash?

It's right on top.

Where was that?

It was in the vacuum trap. No, it was not.

Yes. No, it wasn't. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

This can't be. Do you think? Yeah.

Really? Oh my god. No, this could... Oh, please help me. Oh, please help me.

Okay,

well what am I... This might be the doll.

It might be.

I need like a big... Okay.

Okay.

Just put it in there and... Really?

Oh,

it better not be a rat. It better...

I don't know.

Wait, wait.

Look at it. Look at it for me. Look, look.

I thought we lost

her.

Thank you.

If you didn't tell me that that was in there, thank you so much. You saved the

puppy. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness is right.

That was a great idea. Thank you.

This is a one.

She's safe now.

Yeah.

You know what the greatest thing about this is?

You're on my new hidden camera show. The Carbonaro effect.

And guess what?

These are real mites right here by the floor.