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A quarter of a million pounds.
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22 identical sealed boxes and no
questions except one.
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Deal or no deal?
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Welcome to the Dream Factory. Thank you,
children.
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Yes, we've got a really buoyant
atmosphere here, despite the fact that
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banker is very much in the ascendancy.
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We are looking for somebody to come out
here and give the banker a really good
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spanking. It's a big challenge, but I
hope you've got what it takes.
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Nan!
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Go on, Nan, it's your big moment.
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Take the walk of wealth.
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Welcome to your game, Nan.
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Oh, that's made me laugh, that has,
hasn't it?
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So what have you brought with you? No
deal!
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No deal!
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No!
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That's it!
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I tell you, if he thinks he's taking me
for a ride, he can forget it, because I
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tell you, I've got nerves of steel.
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Do you feel as if it is your lucky day?
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Got to be, ain't it, eh?
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Quarter million pounds, mine, ain't it,
eh?
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I see you've got a picture with you.
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Oh, I've got a picture, aye, darling.
That's my beautiful grandson, Jamie. Do
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you want to just show it there to the
camera? Oh, look, there he is, love.
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He can't be... He's at university.
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Oh, yeah.
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Which one is he at? I don't know, love.
I don't take much notice.
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He's a beautiful boy, though. Oh, no,
he's a beautiful boy.
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So... I bought you a slice of Madeira
cake.
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Oh, thank you. Here you are. I've got a
bowl of beef sandwich in there. I'm not
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going to have it cos...
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Because of gas, quite honestly.
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If you say what I'm saying.
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So when can I have my cake?
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Go on, darling, help yourself.
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I like an occasional nibble. Yeah, it's
how you will your right to. I've heard.
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Thank you very much.
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Are you happy to move on and immediately
go for the money?
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Get right on to it, love. You've been
wasting my time ever since I got here.
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I need you to confirm that you chose box
number one at random before the game. I
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did, sweetheart, yes. No -one forced me.
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It's sealed by the independent
adjudicator. Sealed by the independent
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adjudicator. Who seals all 22 boxes and
is the only person... Every cow sees.
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..who knows where the money is.
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Sticking a bit of sellotape on a box.
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Independent adjudicator.
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Oh, she didn't last long at school, did
she?
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OK.
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The East Wing are with you, the West
Wing are with you, the Pilgrims are
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behind you. Nan, have a great game. Good
luck.
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I can't believe I'm here.
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I was like, I've got to choose a number,
isn't it? Five to the first phone call.
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I'm going to go with my beautiful Susan.
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Number six.
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Susan, will you please get Nan's game
underway?
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You're a smashing lady, Nan. I hope it's
a blue for you.
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No.
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£35 ,000.
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That's all right.
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That's all right. Don't worry about it.
I've got bundles, myself.
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Don't worry about it.
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That's worth nothing.
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Look at that board, eh?
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Yep. Don't touch the next four of the
Power Five. We'll be all right. No, no,
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won't dare.
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We won't dare, no.
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Next, I'm going to go with Fat Stella.
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Stella, would you please...
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We live together, don't we?
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In the hotel.
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Don't want to go down to breakfast after
Stella. Ain't nothing left.
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She's so much good as gold. She's good
as gold.
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Stella, darling, pick me a blue sweet
up, for God's sake.
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That was a blip, Gran.
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I know it's going to be a good one for
you.
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Good luck to you, darling. Thank you,
Stella.
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fucking hit the 250.
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No one is going out.
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No, it ain't their fault. It ain't their
fault.
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We can turn this around now.
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I'm going to go with Johnny.
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Well, I hope this is good for you, Nan.
Here we go.
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Oh, no.
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We did not want to see that.
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Three of the power five in the first
three boxes. This is not looking good,
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We're in a fucking hearing, aren't we?
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That's like a thief. What's the fucking
matter here?
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Don't matter. Okay, that's the end of
the Big Reds. We're now going to go on a
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blues cruise.
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Yeah. I'm going to go with Louise.
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Louise, we've had the 35 ,000, the 75
,000, the 100 ,000. We can turn this
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around, can't we? We can change this.
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Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue,
blue, blue, blue.
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The seal's off. I'm sorry. We're there.
This is almost on the verge of the Hall
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of Fame, but we can turn this game
around.
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There still could be a quarter of a
million there. Oh. End the round with
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one P.
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Twelve. Me lovely Ellen.
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You're a special woman now. Good luck.
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Blue, blue,
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blue.
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What the fucking matter with you?
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What the matter with you choosing a
quarter of a million?
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It's all right. It's OK. What the matter
with me? Me should have said no.
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And anyway... Should we talk, then?
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I'd love to, now.
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No, no, come on, positivity.
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What do you think the banker makes of
you from your performance over there?
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I've got to burn his respect, don't I?
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Yeah, I'd have thought so.
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He's a reasonable man, isn't he?
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And I suspect he finds... Or is he
Welsh?
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He might have a trump card because he
does like the more mature woman. There
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go, lad.
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Hello, banker.
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Oh,
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he's delighted with this opening round.
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Oh, listen to the laughter. Listen to
the laughter.
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Because of that opening round. All five
of the power five going.
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Can I have a word? Oh, well, we don't
know what he's offering me yet. He might
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be offering me a load of money. I better
not.
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Yeah. She wants to have a word with you.
Are you prepared to take the call?
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Nan, it's the banker.
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Hello?
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straight out.
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Oh, I'm... Oh, well, darling, I've had a
bit of bad luck, haven't I? It depends
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how you look at it, though, don't it?
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What?
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Oh, you filthy bastard.
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I don't like that.
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I don't like none of that talk.
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He says you've got spunk.
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I'm full of it.
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But... Thank you very much.
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Despite his considerable affection and
respect for you, Nan, he has to reflect
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the fact that that was the worst opening
round we've ever had. And your offer is
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£199.
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Now, £199.
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Deal or no deal?
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Nan, just one sec, nobody has ever gone
at the first offer. I can put the
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question again. I'll tell you why,
because they're greedy bastards.
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That's right.
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But there's a lot more money. I'm soft,
spend on what I like, thank you very
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much. There's so much more in the game.
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Darling, that's bunts for me to weigh
up, because there's only £50 in there,
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it's £50 in there, so what do I want to
be walking home with that for? But you
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can't be sure, Nan.
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Nan, there could be... Darling! there's
£50 in it, I know, because I had a look
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earlier.
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I've seen it being taken for a mug by
some fella at the end of a phone who's
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ain't got the fucking decency to come at
it.
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Thank you very much. Deal, deal, deal.
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OK, Nan, well, that's it. But now, of
course, we have to play on.
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What? We have to play on. Oh, no, love.
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I've got time to be sitting around
playing a game for money I ain't going
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win.
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No, thank you very much.
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Oh, anyway, I'm going now, darling.
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$199 ,000.
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Thank you very much.
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