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Someone has to pay Yaro the three
million dollars stolen from him. And

someone is you three ugly monks.

What is this?

Jimmy, I said leave it. Why? You don't
want to see pictures of his ex

-girlfriend?

African. And now for Lisa.

I want to set a date, Jimmy.

A month.

A month? Lou, that's crazy.

We're crazy.

Here it comes.

is just for people.

At Protected, pets are a valued member
of the family, too.

So when it comes to your pets, don't
leave them out on a limb.

Wait,

what just... What happened?

She's got a nail in her paw or
something.

I'm going to drop her at the vet, but
first I've got to take Dad to emerge.

I don't think it's anything serious, but
I don't think he's going to be

renovating any house anytime soon.

We're way over budget already.

That sounds like we have one.

But we can't just leave the house like
this, half torn apart.

Jimmy, are you getting all this? Yeah,
we're screwed.

We're renovating on financial fumes as
it is.

Maybe you'll get that new SI job.

Maybe.

What are we waiting for?

The dog just pissed in here.

Just give me a second, okay?

Jimmy, what are we going to do?

Listen, you remember Donnie, right?

Yeah. He's a real piece of work, but
he's always been good with a hammer, and

he's cheap.

Sounds perfect.

Send him around. We'll figure it out.

Okay, we're going. We're going. Okay?
We're going.

Thanks for coming in.

Hey,

Dick. Hey. What's going on here? Is it
an ex -cop convention or something?

Ah, well, you know that we're all in
this together, right?

You're absolutely aware that you've been
the top candidate for the SI spot.

Dick, I need this. And I think I've
proven myself more than capable.

Absolutely. It's just that Denver thinks
that after the unfortunate events,

sorry, the disgruntled claimant, that
what we need is an ex -cop slash

slash investigator type.

Dick, this isn't because of what
happened with the whole church thing, is

What do you mean, what church thing?

I'm getting married in three weeks.
Jimbo, Jimbo, listen to me.

You are our top adjuster.

You're the top guy, right? You saved
Denver a fortune.

Why would we want to lose that by
promoting it, right? You've got to look

like that.

Okay? Now, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

West Pager. Is that how you say that?
Call me whatever you like. Just don't

me to say thanks, but no thanks.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. Listen.

Hey, get used to your cubicle.

Just give us feed bags and be done with
it.

I got bigger problems.

Big problems.

Hey, Donnie, uh, listen, just, uh, give
me a call back, okay? Fern, you got a

call out in Lancaster, a horse on top,
get 200 paid.

You know what, uh...

Just stop by the new house, all right? I
think I may have some work for you.

We might be able to get him out of here.

We need to get me a number by Friday at
the latest.

Okay, now about the Phillips case.

By Friday, I think.

Just checking for blockage?

Oh, God.

Come on.

Shit is shit, dead or alive.

Thanks, that really helps.

That's $200 ,000 for a horse, huh?

How old was that thing anyway?

She'd be four next spring.

Is it strange, just dying like that?
These high -end thoroughbreds drop dead

the time.

Acute pulmonary edema.

Hemorrhage. Intermuscular hemorrhage.

In plain old -fashioned college and too
much oats.

I never overfed oats in my life, senor.
I didn't say that you did.

She's a terrible loss, Julio.

You care for them all as good as any man
could.

Vamos, Hilda.

Probably a heart attack, of course.

I'll ship her off to Guelph for an
autopsy. Rule out anything intentional.

Is that really necessary?

My grandpa used to say...

You rest easy when the last cow is home.

Let's know we got it right.

You want to tag along and observe the
autopsy?

No, you just send me the reports.

You big shit! You big shit! Shut up,
okay?

What? You wanted me to leave your
torture to this amateur?

He would have gawked your eye out and
fed it to you.

You big shit! Shut up, you moron!

What?

You guys wanted to see me.

What's going on?

What is going on?

We owe Yaro $3 million plus interest
every day or we're dead.

That is what's going on.

We need some more steerers. We need some
more accident claims. What?

I am the steerer, okay? I am the most
excellent one.

How we make more?

I know this guy who's a real pro. He's
been ripping us off for years. His name

is Sujith Patori.

What? Sujith Patori?

The slimy brown bastard, that man?

Excellent. You know what? The next time,
I'll let Kazimir burn you to death one

by one by one.

Set up meeting.

Hey, Jimmy, you're grieving pet owners
at 12 o 'clock.

So, um... The vet sent the remains to
Guelph

for an autopsy.

There's no idea yet what caused Poppy's
tragic end.

was fine yesterday.

So, until we can sort some stuff out, we
won't be able to pay on the livestock

insurance.

Poppy was not livestock.

Come on, honey. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to offend the dead horse.

Poppy isn't... wasn't...

Poppy was my best friend.

I'm sorry.

Listen, I'll be in touch as soon as we
know something, okay?

I don't care about the money.

I just want to know what happened.

Come on.

Let's go have a drink or something and
calm down.

Sugar, Spice, come.

I'll be in touch.

1 ,500?

What did you do?

Build me a new dog?

Mr. Byrne, this is the finest veterinary
hospital in Hamilton. Well, it's my

fiance's pick, believe me. We have rent
to pay, x -ray equipment to maintain,

operating facilities. That's your Range
Rover out front, right?

Yeah, my heart bleeds.

Excuse me? Give me my damn dog.

You know, you gotta watch it around
here. Next thing you know, they'll be

telling you she needs a fur transplant.

Sorry, Mr.

Byrne. There seems to be a problem.

Your credit card's been declined.

We won't be able to release Fru -Fru
until you've corrected the situation.

You're impounding my dog?

She'll be well taken care of.

You're a goddamn vampire, you know that?

Milking money out of other people's
heartache and fear.

And you work in insurance, right?

you blame us?

Happy for the work, but things are paid,
Jimbo.

Don't I say it?

Dad's suing us so that the premiums
don't go up on his business. I maxed

Jimmy. I'm sorry.

With the loan for the house, it can't
even work now. I maxed it. It's okay,

I'm sorry, Jimmy. Is it?

Calm down.

Don't take his side.

Did you pick up the damn dog at least?

Joe is not really suing us, okay? His
insurance company is suing our insurance

company. It happens all the time.

Yeah, I get it, okay? I still don't like
it.

I should have just listened to my
instincts and said no to that house.

Well, maybe you're right.

Maybe this whole thing just sucks.

Jimmy, we're broke.

We can't even get our dog at a hawk. And
if we sell that sinkhole now, we'll

lose money. How would we pay Dad back
then?

Face it, we're screwed.

Okay.

I'll book a backhoe, and we can just
plow the whole thing under.

Yeah, like we can afford a backhoe.

Hey, I'm just walking in.

A toxicology report came back on that
horse, and it's clean. You can go ahead,

pay out the 200K.

Okay, sure thing. I'll call them in.

So, how are you anyway?

I haven't had a chance to, you know,
talk.

That would be fine, Mr. Byrne. You cut
the check and I'll have them come in.

So which tie is he wearing?

It's Wednesday, right? What is that?

Dueling golf clubs?

That would be correct.

We'll pick this up later.

All right.

Sorry to bug you.

Say hello to one of our top SI
candidates, Catherine Scott West.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Looks like a great team already.

Okay, this is accounting over here.

Hey, what kind of farmer are we looking
at now?

Julio, right?

Yeah, Julio.

Jimmy, Jimmy Byrne.

You work at the horse barn, yeah?

22 years.

Well, we just signed off on the big
poppy payout.

The autopsy checked out. It was a heart
attack.

We checked everything.

Lab tests, the works.

Found a way to have a heart attack.

Just standing in her stall overnight.

I don't really know too much about
horses.

Maybe you want to talk to one of our
lawyers?

You see the Palomino gelding out the
barn yesterday?

Like I said, I don't really know much
about... The owner say he's sick.

But you don't think so?

Senor Byrne, over there, when the stock
market falls, so do the jumpers.

Jimmy, there's a tape porter at
reception for you.

I'll be right there.

Just wait here.

Okay.

Hey, Pete.

Thanks for going all this way.

The thing is, I don't have final
authorization to pay out yet.

You just called me to come meet you. I
know.

Sorry. A miscommunication. It's a red
tape.

Well, these things happen, eh?

Whenever the check's ready.

Sure thing.

Oh, hey, you take your dogs to Dr.
Francis, right?

It's the best vet in Hamilton. Why?

Nothing, just... Seems a little shifty
if you ask me.

I can't say I've noticed.

Autofright is our biggest issue, but
frankly, I think we should have a look

all the medical claims.

Hey, things don't quite square up with
the horse payouts, but I got some info

there might be a rash of these out at
Harrington.

Have we had any other claims recently?

What? I don't know if any of the other
companies have been hit.

Rick's at A -State now. Maybe if I buy
him a beer... A -State's had three

in the area. Total three mil in the past
18 months.

Don't you just love this guy?

Wes here is a former A -State
investigator.

Still has access to some of their data.

I thought you were going ex -cop, Dick.

Yeah, well... The real question, Jimmy,
is how they're pulling this off, though,

right? Well, the horse passed the post
-mortem.

Straight A's.

Which means strapped owners are going to
hit us up again and again.

Us?

Well, no proof of tampering.

We got to pay out.

Any idea who's actually doing the
actual, uh, you know, euthanizing? Maybe

here can check it up on his computer.

Uh, Jimmy, did you mention there are
other horses being targeted?

Yeah, worth 150.

Jimmy, uh, why don't you go and stake
out this, uh, farm or whatever it is for

couple of nights?

Sure, no problem. Well, take, uh, take
Wes with you.

Trial run.

How'd the big summit go?

They wanted to know if we were goddamn
photographers.

Because all we do is take goddamn photos
all day.

We gotta stick it to someone big.

Someone they can parade up and down the
peace bridge like a war trophy.

Picket to the FBI.

They've given us two weeks, or we're
back to youth.

Your systems are antiquated, madam.

You're in desperate need of
modernization, both in education and

procedures.

I am a recruiting procedure, all right?

Sabrina, I've always found you many fake
victims, right? Criminals well known to

the insurance companies.

My victims are educated and well
-respected people in their home

know, Sabrina, I've dealt before with
the third world shysters.

They always promise, never deliver.

My people are unknown to the police.

People only hoping for the replacement
benefits the accident will supply them

while they get on their feet in this
fine country.

Sabrina, stay with the family.

If you lay down with dogs, you're
inviting another round with Kazimir.

Can you make me three million dollars in
the next two weeks?

Yeah, it just came up.

It looks like an all -nighter. You're
not just taking off because we had a

fight, right?

No, it's not that. It's work.

All right.

How'd that go over?

Wow.

Oh, an attack.

Short leash.

Oh, hey.

How'd you... Hey. Just pop your dad
home. He wanted me to drop off the

samples.

Thanks.

You dropped my dad home?

Yeah, yeah. He's popping the pain pills,
eh?

No condition to drive, so... Well, thank
you. That was very nice.

Yeah.

I'll sleep your dinner, then.

I gotta go pick some up myself, so...
You

know, why don't you just stick around
and help me with this?

I already bought it all.

Sounds good to me.

Okay.

So where did you and Jimmy meet?

Uh,

around.

You know, here and there.

No, we, uh, we met in, uh, group home.

That was, uh, him, me, Roley, and Ruby.

Four musketeers.

Ruby.

Jimmy told you about her, eh?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, he really killed Jimbo when,
you know, she passed.

He took off after, you know, everything
else.

Never thought I'd see him again.

But, uh, I don't know, you ask me.

Daddy -o Bob deserved everything he got.

Bonus round of boots, so.

Jimmy never told you any of this stuff,
though, did he?

No.

It's not his style.

Yeah.

Sometimes I feel like I'm marrying... I
don't know.

Puzzle.

Yeah, well, Jim's always got something
on the side.

Some angle, you know?

Little Superman.

Yeah, a bit of an asterisk, though, you
know?

Yeah.

The asterisk part that's kind of hard to
take sometimes.

But, you know, he's the kind of guy that
comes through, right?

Always does.

So, I thought your wife called before.

Fiance.

Oh, yeah?

When you get married... Hey, why'd you
leave A -State?

There were, uh, complications.

You don't think they'd mind you stole
their software?

There must be bad blood there.

It was time to move on.

What do we have here?

No, that's just not safe.

You make him out?

I'm not sure.

You stay here.

You're not on the payroll yet.

You're not covered.

Easy, girl.

Don't worry.

There we go. It's all right. It's all
right.

Sweetheart, you won't feel a thing.

Hey!

Hey! Who is it?

Who's there?

What do you think your grandpa would say
about this?

Want to cover your tracks, though?

What are you talking about?

I just came to check up on you.

By plugging her in.

Doesn't leave a trace for a heart
attack, I guess.

Look.

You don't know these asshole owners.

They'd be in here with crowbars breaking
eggs if I didn't give an option. No

bullshit.

I'll cut you in.

We can make a fortune till the stock
market turns.

Horse killing, huh?

Never really an option.

We'll call the cops instead.

Go on.

Right back.

So I guess you've got to look at it as
bad luck, right?

Horse executioner's dead, so, uh... So
no confession.

The shock gave your dead horse a heart
attack, so it's probably on its way to

the dog food farm by now.

And sure, the owner must have hired that
guy, but common sense, it's not proof,

right?

You can't prove it.

You're gonna have to pay.

You know, the least I could do is buy
you a drink.

She's not expecting you all night,
right?

She is now.

Thanks for letting me fall by.

Chloe, is that her dad?

I mean, you don't have to worry about
waking her up.

Hey, do you want a beer, wine?

I think I just got water.

No, thanks.

I wanted to talk to you about the other
day.

Hey, it's okay.

We don't have to talk about the other
day.

Forget it. It just happened, right?

No, I wanted it to happen.

I've thought about it.

But I can't.

I'm getting married in three weeks.

I'm in love with her.

Well, love and marriage, that's the way
it's supposed to go, right?

This wasn't nothing. Oh, don't.

You see me sometimes. Don't, Jimmy.

I just can't be the kind of guy who does
this thing.

What, you think you can choose the kind
of guy you are?

Here's hoping.

Think you're wrong.

I Think that you're choosing a kind of
picture that you've got in your head.

I Did that Now I'm here If I lose

that picture I got nothing

Must be the painkiller the doc gave me.

It's like I've got cotton for a brain.

What have you got?

I'm sorry I lost my temper the other
day.

No, no.

You're like your mother was.

You know, the storm blew in out of
nowhere and then blew off.

Look, I'm sorry that I won't be able to
help more.

I put a little bit aside for the
wedding. No. For the wedding.

Look, Jimmy will take care of it.

He'll come through. He always does.

Hey, you're already here. Jimmy. Angel.
Yeah.

I thought that you'd go right to work.

Yeah, I just stopped by for a clean
shirt.

Looks like you slept in that.

Pretty much.

It was a long stay cut.

I got the wood out back.

Do you want breakfast?

No, I'm going to be late.

I missed you last night.

I didn't even have froufrou to keep me
warm.

Listen, I know we're broke, okay? But
I'm going to figure something out about

the dog today.

No, I didn't mean it that way. I meant I
missed you.

We've never had a night apart before.

Hey. Looking a little rumpled there,
Filthkin?

Oh, hey.

Hey.

I hate to be the one to break it to you,
but you got black mold growing all up

inside the drywall old Joe put in? You
really got to pull it down and gut the

place.

Jesus Christ!

It's one goddamn thing after another
with a goddamn shithouse!

Here you, buddy.

So, hey, I think I could get paid
Friday.

All I'm asking for is a credit limit
increase. I don't see why that should be

problem.

to put a freeze on any further increase.

The feeling being that if you're having
trouble making your minimum payment,

maybe you should look into a different
option, let's say getting a different

credit card.

That way you can take your time.

Hey,

hey.

Do you remember that conversation we had
about a month or so back about hooking

me up with the Korkov crowd?

I could use that in now that he's
skipped town.

It's really not a good time, Jimmy.
Yeah, I don't really have a choice.

I can't live on the salary.

Mr. Berman, may I speak with you for a
moment?

I don't think we can hold out any longer
on this horse payout thing. It's

obviously dirty, but there's no way we
can prove it.

Wes told Dick you were the one to blow
the investigation.

He's a dirty, slimy, nosy little prick.

He's watching us right now.

He's coming over. Listen, about last
night, we didn't... I was just being,

know, something.

You weren't something.

You were you.

Cocky to the end.

That's why I love you, Sidney.

What I love about you, Sidney.

Watch your back.

Yeah.

Guess you're off to pay off the 200 Gs,
huh?

We looked for a money trail, FYI, but if
there is one, we can't find it.

Denver's gonna have a hissy.

Why don't you just give me a quick claim
form just in case?

Sure.

I've all but got the job, Byrne.

I should give it a rat.

You should knock next time. The doors
are there for a reason. You dropped your

pen.

from protected.

No miscommunication this time, huh?

Eh, it's too bad about the vet.

Still, I guess he got what he deserved,
considering.

Well, you're the big animal lover,
right?

I'm more of a dog guy.

Maybe you want to put on some clothes.

What, my wife makes me fork out for this
place?

I'll let it dangle in the dining room if
I feel like it.

Where's my 200 grand?

You know what, Mr. Godiva?

I'm going to offer you a deal.

You're going to sign off on this 200
grand, and I'm not going to go over

and tell your wife about how you
electrocuted her horse for cash.

Screw you.

You can't prove a thing.

You think I need to prove it?

I'm betting Maya wasn't in on your
little horse -frying caper, considering

Poppy was her best and only friend.

You think I care about hurting my wife's
feelings? It's 200 ,000. How much would

a divorce cost you, Tate?

A little bit more than that, I'm
guessing.

I don't need proof.

You are an apple. I've got that before.

Nice doing business with you.

Thanks for choosing Protected.

Tell your boss.

I'll never spend another dime in that
shithole company of yours to save my

Really?

Well, in that case... Hey!

Hey!

Excuse me, ladies.

Sorry about this.

Jesus. The person who killed your horse
was your husband.

Shit!

This dick is faster!

Calm down.

Calm down.

Let's talk about this. Calm down.

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

You killed me!

Hey, looking good, guy.

Uh, hello, everybody.

Everybody. Uh, I want to give a very
special welcome to our brand new SI guy.

Wes did a great job on his very first
surveillance assignment, and he helped

save the company $200 ,000.

So, excellent job of him.

See, that's the kind of effort I like to
see around here. Maybe everybody else

will do that, too.

Hey,

uh...

Sorry about that.

Dick kind of got the idea that I squared
the deal, but rest assured, you got

a good set of eyes here now.

He was lying on the pick.

Directed straight from Denver.

You've got to watch yourself with these
guys, okay? Things around here have been

intense.

Lock the door.

Your clown there said you wanted to see
me.

You know, I never understood what Korkov
saw in you.

No, you need money, so do I. What's to
understand?

How were you to make me more money?

You're just another adjuster, those I
have.

You're tripping up fraud flags all over
the place. More and more of your claims

are coming back rejected.

You need to turn that around.

I can do it fast.

For a fee.

You've always turned us down before.

Why now?

I got family pressures.

He has family pressures.

We take you on trial basis.

I want 3 ,000 a week, but 6 ,000 signing
bonus.

You're just an asshole adjuster. I can
bring in a million in the first week.

How?

I need the bonus tonight.

I gotta spring a friend out of jail.

I'll take mine from the top drawer,
please.

So, you got in?

Look, I want a contract from you. Get
out of jail free card in case this goes

bad. I don't want to lose my job.

I want to get paid and keep all the
incidentals that come my way.

Whatever.

All I want is this guy.

Now, I need you to bring him back across
the border. I need you to get him with

his hand in the cookie jar.

He gets you?

Well, I guess you can show him your
little gun.

Oh, my God, you got her.

Where did you get the money?

There's been some changes at work.

They're paying me a percentage of what I
saved them as incentive.

I got lucky.

You got lucky.

Superman.

It's longer hours, though.

Hey, uh, I was talking to Donnie.

About what?

Different stuff.

But he was saying he doesn't think we
should move into the house until we take

care of that mold issue. That's what he
thinks.

Well, we have the apartment still,
right? So what's a couple more months?

Hey, if you want to bail, bail.

No, that's not what I'm saying.

I just wanted to know.

Maybe people can't choose, you know,
what kind of person they're going to be.

It would be great if they didn't have
to.

No.

Chloe's asleep, Jimmy.

She's got school.

I know.

Jimmy. You have to be very...