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Okay, the manager of this surplus store was a really cool guy.

In fact, he even makes a small appearance in the episode. Keep your eye

the guy with the mustache.

I think air got inside.

I'm not sure they're going to work out.

What is that?

Oh, these are those government cheese snacks.

They're like MREs.

They were the ones made by NASA, and I think air got in some of them, and

why they're not...

Yeah. How is it floating?

They're baked inside of a compression chamber. They're like anti -gravity

See, and if air doesn't... Yeah, see, once the air gets inside the snack,

that'll... There it goes.

Wow!

Yeah, and then you can eat it like... Damn!

I'm like an astronaut.

This is why I was like, is it me or he was floating before?

Yeah. It was.

Yeah. There's no stream.

No, yeah. Yeah, they do it that way so you can get a real simulated test. I've

got like a negative charge. A negative charge.

They're baked with a higher atmospheric pressure.

So when you open it, they lift up on our... Yeah, even the bag hit it right

it.

Yeah, I think it's gone.

Yeah, it lasts a little while.

Because, you know, when you're doing those simulated tests, you only have a

certain time limit to complete the full mission.

Just this? Just that.

Okie dokie.

If you want, you can take one of these. I'm not going to sell them after today.

They'll probably work. Do you have a fireplace?

I have an outdoor fireplace.

Oh, yeah. Perfect. It'll probably work for another 24 hours. I just can't sell

it past 24 hours on the table.

Interesting. Yeah. All right, great. Thank you.

You've used them before?

No. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're great. I'm going to open one.

They're great. No, they come... Yeah, see, they're already... There we go.

Yeah, they're pre -lit inside, so you can just toss it in.

Oh, that is awesome. Yeah.

So, it's lit in there. Just be careful.

You okay?

Yeah, don't let him open it.

I'm glad you opened that and let me see what that is. Well, I wanted to show

you. I would have just been like, okay.

Yeah, you want to pull from the left to right.

Left? Yeah, this side.

While it's facing out.

Yeah, so the right side.

That's why this is so warm now. Yeah, the whole counter is warm now. This

Yep. Just give it a quick rip.

And then get out of the way. Yep.

All right.

See you later.

You know how come people are afraid of gnomes?

He's cute.

Looks like the one my grandma used to have.

So sweet.

First, sweetie pie.

Mark's entering.

Mark's entering.

Hello. How you doing?

How are you? I'm doing okay.

There's a hole right here in the shirt.

So you're returning a costume with a hole in it? Yes.

Oh, you know what it is sometimes, I think, when they're making them, when

they're fringing the bottom, the scissors hit it or something.

Let me take a look here.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Yeah, I think I can fix this.

Okay, good. Because I don't have another one. Do you mind if I fix it? Sure, no

problem. I mean, it's right by that patch, huh?

Right.

This is sew -and -sew.

Have you ever used that before?

I've never heard of it. Oh, that's great.

Yeah, you isolate the hole, and you just use a little sew -and -sew right on the

hole, and if you get it, it sprays threads.

OMG. Oh, shoot.

That's the red.

I just fixed it with red fabric.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, it gets rid of the hole.

Oh, wow, look.

But it's red.

Not going to get away with that.

Not at all. It's not going to look good.

Let me get a little yellow spray.

There it goes.

There we go.

OMG.

Yeah. As long as you get the right color, you know, it's a perfect match.

Wow. Yeah. Is that going to work out for you? Of course. Okay, great. It looks

great. Oh, good, good, good, good.

OMG. Great job.

Yeah. You never used so -and -so before? I've never heard of it. Oh, great. It

uses aerosol with threads inside of it, so it sprays thread.

Wow. Yeah.

I've never done anything like this before.

Great, right?

Wow.

How's it going? Going good. All right. I'm going to take up a concert for Kathy

Johnson. Oh, you bet. And was that the pink thing?

It was the black with the rhinestones. Oh, black with rhinestones. Okay.

Oh,

I got Kathy. Yeah, Kathy Johnson.

Black dress.

Is that right?

It's supposed to be rhinestones.

Oh, like rhinestones. What was it supposed to be? I think he said it was a

heart, like a heart in red and pink rhinestones.

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. That's my fault. I got in

late today.

We customized them here for the dance. So we do all our own appliques, like I

did this. Okay, that's cool. Make me look tough?

I like it. Okay, but not an iron -on, but individual stones.

Okay, do you have a second?

Yeah, but how long would that take?

I can do it really fast. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah?

All right, great. I have these, the quick stones that we used to make them.

Different than our, you know, iron -ons. And Kathy worked for the... The heart.

You got it. The heart.

Talk about a time saver.

Yeah.

Take a whole bunch of them here.

You don't even have to get all of them.

Okay, if you can see me moving this dress around, it's because the producer

secretly telling me through an earpiece exactly how to position it so the trick

can be seen on camera.

Wow. Isn't that nice?

What the hell? Yeah, it's really good.

Wow. Yeah, they just stick right on.

How do you get the shape?

It knows. They're programmed differently in the can.

Oh.

Isn't that great?

That's amazing.

Yeah. And then it's...

It just goes on there so we don't have to use the clicker.

Yeah, and it does kind of do an overspray, but people are really into

I like to applicate once. Oh, I got some.

I got some from the... I didn't even see that.

Oh, shoot.

I threw too many on there.

You have to learn how many to throw to get it right.

That was cool, too.

Does it still look tough? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Maybe just get the pink ones off the shoulder, right? Get the pink ones off

shoulder. Yeah, fine.

Good idea.

This was a difficult location to shoot in because everyone's in a rush to get

their movie. So I ended up either hurrying the tricks along before the

began or relying on those few people who step out of the theater to get snacks.

Luckily, we got some great stuff.

You're selling that popcorn, right?

Yeah. Why have you sent me down here?

Oh, because I'm doing the fresh popcorn today.

Who wants to get you the good kind? Let's do it. Okay.

There's your bucket.

And I got your little kernels here.

No. We make our own?

Oh, no. It'll make itself.

I'm going to give you the heat coil to use in the theater.

Okay? And it's microwave.

I hate the new things.

It's not microwave.

Have you not had shadow corn before? I have not. Oh, it's great.

It comes with the little kernels. That's a small amount.

Right. A little bit of kernels in the bottom, and this is the heat coil,

And it's a little thicker, and it goes at the bottom of the bucket.

Keep teaching me. I'll teach you.

I can't do it here because it's too bright in here, but I'll make a cover

so it'll be in the darkness.

If it gets covered in the darkness, the kernels are activated.

Hold on to that like that.

Yeah, and just push that down. So when it's dark, the lights go out in the

theater.

it'll make it for you.

You'd go sit in there?

And it will pop. What an inconvenience, because we're going to be making noise

all over. Well, it's just during the preview.

It's just during the preview. Everybody pop their popcorn. The whole theater

smells delicious.

And this way, you don't end up eating all your popcorn before the movie

Yeah, but what about your butter?

Did it work? That's enough.

I don't think it finished.

You got it.

I don't like this.

You don't? No, this is too new age.

Well, it's the freshest popcorn you can have.

Boy, life is moving faster than I even want it to.

Now, sweetie pie, I'm going to go get me butter all that I want on here so we

can get nice and big and plump. You got it. All right.

You enjoy that.

All right. So you know we shot an entire day at the movie theater's candy

counter. But what you didn't know is that I tried another trick in the lobby

that never aired. So for the first time.

I'll give you a sneak peek at the latest technology in cardboard movie displays.

They print the pieces polarized.

Okay, yeah.

So it's like, you know how solar power works? All right.

And then turn the light on.

Any light?

Oh, yeah, those two switches. Yeah, you got it.

Yeah, and then... Then I move the whole thing? You kind of toggle it a little

bit incrementally, and then I have a reflector to bounce the...

the light like into it so if i can pick up like you you're going to want to aim

the umbrella so it's facing toward me like is it okay if i move it like this

yeah yeah that's good that's good right there yeah if i if i put it here and

angle it down like this can you see is it shining back into your eyes i think

it's at the top of it i think it should it be like full or yeah bounce it with

me and then i'll kind of hit it whoa yeah this way

Come to the other side of the pole if I aim this this way.

Wait, wasn't it just like a cardboard?

It was like a flat polarized piece.

And it should reflect back so it looks more solid.

Really?

When the light is charging up on it, you can come close to it.

Turn the fuse over here.

Click them.

No.

Maybe it's to change something on the fuse.

Okay, now I'm back to how it started.

It doesn't look... Oh, that's the whole point, right? When this is off, it

doesn't look 3D? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, right. It looks normal now.

What do you mean normal like 3D? No, no, no. It looks like flat.

Now it's flat? Yeah. We didn't charge it enough.

Yeah. We'll probably have to change the fuse on that.

Yeah. So this doesn't... It was so

cool when it was on. Was it? It was awesome. It looked like it took up this

whole area.

It looked like you could just... It's like huge.

It's so freaky.

And before it was... It freaked me out because it looked like an actual cat,

like a gold chunk. It took up the whole piece.

And what about from that side?

No, no, it's just flat.

I mean, besides the back part, but it's just flat.

I don't know. It was so weird.

It's like some weird process called the Carbonaro effect.

Okay. I mean, I've never seen this ever before.

Yeah. It's like a trick of the eye, like an illusion.

Yeah. The Carbonaro effect.

It's also the name of a...

of a hidden camera magic TV show. Uh -huh.

Okay. Like the one you're on right now.

I really think I am. You are.

That's so funny.

Did you think I'm going crazy a little bit? Yeah, I was freaked out. Okay,

You were great.

May I interest you in a popcorn drink?

Small Diet Coke with a lot of ice.

Okay, I'm going to, let me, my machine's been funky.

The lines in this machine get mixed up between the regular and the diet.

So we have to strain them, okay?

Just to make sure that it's actually diet.

Let me get another glass here.

Oh, how do you test it? We have a strainer.

We just strain it to make sure.

Do you know what I mean?

No, I don't. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Because this is a titanium strainer, so it's magnetized.

So when I pour, this way I can make sure I strain anything out.

And this way everybody knows they're getting real diet.

What is it straining out?

The sugar.

How can titanium sugar? Look,

it strains the sugar out of it. It keeps pouring regularly. You're kidding.

That's amazing.

Yeah, it'll strain it out. Oh, it's a... Titanium. But titanium will do. There

must be something that gets it out.

Yeah, like they...

Put it in like an ultra centrifuge or something, the screen, so that it has

a static electricity charge that grabs the sugar.

That's amazing.

And with your ticket, you know, you get a free meal today.

So we're offering our cinema gourmet menu, if you like. We get a free meal

today. We do?

Yeah, so it's like your movie theater experience, but taken to a... gourmet

level. I think I want the apple sausage.

Do you want to do this? Yeah.

Apple sausage pretzel dog. The apple sausage pretzel dog, you bet.

We have our cinema gourmet ingredients right here. We make all of them fresh,

made to order.

And it's fast.

We're going to be late for our meeting. No, that's why it's so quick. So, so

quick. So this is our, this is a dough base.

We use it for most of our, our foods.

See that?

What is that?

It's a pre... It's probiotic. Oh, okay. And it's self -rising.

Okay. Yeah.

Probiotic sounds good. Probiotic is really good. What time is it? Because

movie starts in like five minutes. Oh, yeah. No. It takes 15 seconds.

And this is the actual dog bait.

The meat bait.

To make the sausage out of it. No, it's great. It actually is really good.

Because a lot of people were complaining that foods are processed and they come

from a factory. So we just make them with the processed stuff here.

So it's still processed?

Well, yeah, but there's no preservative.

Oh, that's interesting.

Oh, that's very good.

It's fresh processed. It's going to come out looking like that? In 15 seconds is

all it takes.

It's going to look like that up there.

Oh, yeah.

Fifty seconds, it'll be ready. Okay, and then I guess I'm going to have... It's

very healthy, too.

Diet Coke, too.

All right.

And here we go. Look at that. Two seconds left.

And are we done?

Done. Are you sure?

Yeah. It's quick and fast. Here's the cinnamon.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

What do you call this stuff?

It's a cinnamon gourmet.

Oh, I can't believe that. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's really good.

You want one, too? That's amazing.

Okay.

Is that weird?

Oh, my gosh.

That's weird. I'm freaked out now. Oh, my God.

You know, there's just something about magic and antique together that can make

even the most non -superstitious person completely freak out.

And in between customers, we play baby toss.

Where's the baby?

How you doing, man? Did I interrupt you? No, well, I was in the middle of

doodling. Oh, okay.

What's your name? Eric. Eric. Oh, cool. Yeah. All right. So what do we got here?

All right. We have a old school gold watch. Uh -huh. And just a bracelet as

well? Mm -hmm.

Wow. Oh, that's nice.

That's what I thought, too. I don't know if it's real gold, though. You know, it

looks like it could have been old, but someone... Either cleaned it or... Yeah.

Cleaned it too much, really.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. You know what?

The crystal there, that looks like it's been replaced.

Oh, okay.

So, you know, a lot of times it's actually better to leave the original

antique stuff.

You know, people, like, they get antiques and they think, like, you know

should do? Clean it up. Clean it up, make it look great. But, you know, stuff

that has its old vintage look is better. Like, this chain hasn't been replaced.

It's just been polished.

So I'm going to, I'll probably do a little reverse cleaning on it.

You know, we're re -antiquing. I use a pot of old.

It's good stuff.

So just a little bit of that. Get that on that chain there.

I'll use a little cloth. Have you ever heard of that stuff before? Oh, never.

I've never heard about it.

Yeah. Pretty interesting, though. Yeah.

I'm just going to get a little slab of that right there. I don't even want to.

And just give it a little rub.

Wow. Yeah.

See, that looks better.

See that?

Yeah. That's interesting.

So basically, that's how it was before they cleaned it, and you took off the

polish that quick.

It's restoring the patina and the oxidation.

That is awesome. I've never seen that.

You've never seen that? You know, over 80 years of time, it collects all of

rust and scratches, and this glass was replaced. So what I'll do is I'll put

just a big wad of it in there and hopefully age the face of the watch.

I'm going to put a little bit here.

And I'm just going to give it a little rub. And look at that.

Just beautiful.

Wow. Yeah.

Oh, that is just beautiful.

Oh, look at that. Wow.

Is this a brick? No, it's restoring it to its original glass before it was

replaced with a new glass. So was there glass over it, though? Well, yeah, there

was a replacement glass.

And you just took that replacement glass off just that quick?

Well, I didn't. That?

Yeah, it reversed.

Now, if they wanted to put the glass back on, what would they have to do?

have to restore it again.

Wow. Right. But you don't want it restored.

You know, you want the... This is the original glass now.

Wow. With all of its age and oxidation on it. This one would probably be worth

about, like this, $1 ,500.

You'd probably get $2 ,500.

Wow. Go to the right place. Pretty amazing, right?

Do you want to put that in your little bag there?

Sure.

It's a great stuff. Look at this. Because I was doing this drawing here

You know, it'll...

it'll age paper as well. Because, you know, like when you see something and

too brand new, you know, so I use the antiquing cream here, and I'm going to

it on the paper and watch what it does.

Wow, look at her.

Her hair turned.

Her hair was brown.

Oh, I wasn't even paying attention.

That's amazing.

It just aged her.

Yeah, I definitely want to wash my hands.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah. All right.

That's freaky.

I have a guy coming today who's going to appraise some wedding cake toppers.

These were sculpted by Andrew Horitz, one of the most expressive individual

toppers that there ever were.

How do you know so much about all this?

Well, because I learned working here. Oh. Yeah, and his thing was he was

as the guy who could capture, through his sculpture, the expression of the

relationship of the actual couple.

There you go.

I think this is perfect like that.

Why is that?

I don't know, just because it looks better like that. What does it look

It looks like he's just standing there like, I don't know what I'm doing, and

she's like, I don't know either.

We better get married.

Maybe that's what their relationship was.

Possibly. He's like, he's like a, yeah, he's like a... Oh

my gosh.

Okay.

Okay. Let's just pick these pieces up and put them in here.

I have a guy who can, like, glue this stuff back up.

So maybe take his little leg and put it in here. Maybe

he'll just, like, be interested in just one of them, you know?

How'd you change positions?

Is that weird?

That's weird. I'm freaked out now. I'm really freaked out now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, I'm not even joking.

I'm weirded out.

But her hands were like this. I know that.

That's weird.

I don't like that. That thing was like that, and now that's weird.

Well, I mean, what about him, though? No, I feel like we need to bury him now.

Not really bury him, but put him in his little home.

That's not a bad idea.

It's weird that... That's why she's blocking her eyes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God!

That's weird.

I don't like that. That thing was like that, and now that's weird.

Well, I mean...

What about him, though? No, I feel like we need to bury him now.

Or not, like, really bury him, but, like, put him in his little home.

That's not a bad idea.

That's weird, but... That's literally, she's blocking her eyes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

What? In the movie!

So, the reason I put that weird pedestal thingy on the table is so that Andrew

wouldn't be looking down when he was amazed at the magic.

She's happy now.

I don't care how she is. It's weird. There's, like, ghosts. That's some ghost

stuff, bro.

That's ghostly.

She's happy now that you put them together, though.

You know what I mean?

But he's not put back together.

You know what I mean? Just because you put the pieces.

Dude, he's fixed. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.

It's fixed.

I'm not joking.

It's fixed.

Open it.

I'm freaking out.

I swear to God, dude.

It's fixed.

I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. I'm freaking, dude. This is the weirdest

experience I have ever experienced in my entire life.

But this is good.

Dude, I know it's good, but it's weird, dude.

Dude, but now when I could get in trouble.

Because it's back.

Oh, I don't care about getting in trouble or anything. That's just weird.

We could position them back.

Dude, that is the weirdest thing.

Between us, this thing breaking, her crying, and then it's back to life.

Dude.

Yeah. Well, that's what this guy would do. He used to sculpt using a process

called the Carbonaro effect.

Dude, that's some, like, groove.

Have you heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect?

No. Coincidentally, it's also the name of a hidden camera.

magic TV show like the one you're on right now.

Are you... You're joking.

Shut up, dude.

Come here. Come here.

No. Get over here. No.

Come here.

No. No.

I am not coming over there.