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Introducing... Come up for one and only.

I've never seen anything like it.

We'll be right back.

I've never been seen.

You've never been skiing?

No. Oh, my God.

Well, you're missing out.

I think I am. On the pow.

You'll be on your butt most of the first day, but it'll be worth it. Oh, shoot.

All right. These things are making noise again.

We just got these little safety bags from this Swiss dude.

They're, like, for your ski boot.

It's got, like, a whole survival kit.

You know how they, like, make those knives that are, like,

yeah they pack this stuff really great and repacking it's not as good but yeah

so it's like a full -size backpack strap oh yeah there we go down you whip it

i'm gonna get these they're better on a ski boot yeah whoa

isn't that great

that came from them yeah

Yeah, like curls up and then you have to keep puffing it out on the pieces.

Oh my god. Yeah, they got the best ingenuity for that kind of stuff like

fabrics will be puffy enough.

That was amazing.

Yeah, and then if you get stuck they get a survival blanket.

Yeah. Yeah, so.

They have these like demo people come in and show us stuff.

But it's really great, yeah.

Are you selling a lot of those?

They're giveaways right now because the company hasn't... They put... Yeah.

Those of you who don't want to go now. Wait, how did... There's flares in

They pop out. They paper pop.

I like that.

Yeah. And this is the thing that was going off.

Okay.

Wait, no, no, no. How did that... No.

What? Something is really... How did that fit in there?

These fit in there because they just compact down. That's like a thing if you

want.

Survival kit.

The whistle.

Yeah.

And these coats are great.

Because it's really, really thin.

And then there's a release tab here.

And this part had to go into it.

There, but they keep that down for safety. Let me pull.

Oh, there it is.

And it's still a little hot.

But then that hardens quickly.

Whoa. Still a little floppy.

Isn't that sick?

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Yeah.

I have an instruction book on the back. Because you can't put it back in,

obviously.

Oh, yeah,

cool. You get a free hat with any gloves.

Oh, okay.

That's pretty good. And careful, that's the choco hat.

They're sort of scented.

Oh, okay.

Isn't that nice?

This will keep a drink warm, too.

Okay. So it's kind of like a koozie, so it's pretty cool.

All right. So it's threaded with that stuff that they used to use to keep your

head warm.

And you can do it like a drink if you want to keep your drink warm.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, see, look, if you use an empty cup, you take the hat, and this will go

times, like if you're out on the mountains, okay?

You take it, you cover it up, and you twist the top and pull.

Whoa.

And then, see what happens there? What? Yeah, it gets a whole cup of cocoa.

A hot cocoa hat. Yeah.

Whoa.

Ooh. So it's... Yeah.

How is that in there? You didn't have anything in that cup.

Where was the liquid at?

Where's it coming from?

It comes out of the top here. There's tubes that thread right into this little

machine. Oh.

And that's going to pour the hot chocolate.

So does this have hot chocolate? Oh, you can put it to it. Right. Feel the cup.

It's warm.

Yeah, if you want when you're done, and I don't it depends on how you like it.

Mm -hmm, but Just pull and twist like this. There we go Yeah, oh wow

really how was all of that in there?

The marshmallows stay in the puffball.

Okay. Yeah, but I'll get the manual. There's a whole instructional manual

I'll get the manual so you'll know how to use it I hate when that happens you

home. You don't know how to use it

Cool, man. That's easy.

Oh, you got to sign up for our ski trip, too. So it's a good one, too.

Going all the way to Vail.

It's like a... You have to come up with a mascot name, though. They're going to

select, like, a winning mascot.

You know, like a team name.

Okay.

What are you doing?

No ball.

No ball. Oh, that's so funny. Giant no ball.

That's a good mascot. I like that. It'd be like a big snowball.

That's so funny.

Wait, what's your name?

Dedrian.

Dedrian. Yeah.

Dedrian.

Dedrian the Snowball Cologne.

No, not Snowball Cologne.

Is that why you said Snowball?

Yeah, I just thought of Snowball just as a mascot.

Yeah, I know, but isn't there a Dedrian Cologne the Snowball?

Isn't that already a skier?

No. That's the same dude who sponsored the trip. Let me show you.

Look, look, look. Hold on, hold on.

Hold on. I got the keys right here. Now look.

I'm not messing with you, dude.

Okay, I'm going to give this to you.

You look yourself, not me.

Okay?

I know you were coming in here and you were going to say that. All right?

Careful with that magazine.

That's from 1972.

Now, what is this magazine?

1972. So you're Dedrian Colon,

and you picked Snowball for your mascot. Dude, this is so weird. There's an

article on this dude.

Where does it look?

Look.

That's the freaking name, right?

What the hell? Can I take a picture of that?

Are you messing with me? No.

Come on.

That's crazy.

Dude,

you've got to be like, is there any chance your parents named you after him?

don't know.

That's crazy.

Dude.

Yeah, it's not a common name. I'm going to find out the name of the dude who

hooked this up because you should talk to him. That is too weird, dude. Hold on

one sec.

See, we're in the middle of an apartment over there.

I can come back. I stay in the neighborhood.

Yeah, that is so weird.

I bet you, like, you were probably named after this dude.

No.

No. Then why would you say the snowball?

I... Just from your brain, and it happened to be right there?

Happened to be the same magazine that sponsored the trip?

It's fake.

It's something in the air.

Whoa. That's probably, like, the Carbonaro effect.

Yep. Have you heard of that? The Carbonaro effect?

Yeah. It's like a synchronicity. When something happens that's like meant to

the Carbonaro effect, like a triangulation, is also the name of a

magic TV show that you're on right now.

Yeah, right.

What if I told you my name was Michael Carbonaro?

Really? And I'm a magician.

Yeah, right. And this is my TV show right now, The Carbonaro Effect, and

this was a magic trick that I would predict what you would think to have in

magazine.

Do you think that's possible?

No. You don't think so? No.

See the camera right over here? Yeah.

Do you see the camera there?

Yeah. I have a microphone. Look, I have a microphone right here.

What the hell? Dude.

Dude, you're on my TV show right now, I swear.

It's awesome.

That was cool, right? It's awesome. Dude, you were awesome.

Top ten car rental.

We're not the best, but we're up there.

All right, thanks, man. No problem.

How'd it go?

All right.

Is that yours?

What's that?

A little baby pacifier.

Oh, that is not mine.

Is that the one in here? Yeah, it just tumbled out of the door. Oh, no.

Probably the last person who rented it. Yeah, I guess.

Okay, no problem.

It's cold out there, eh?

Yeah, I'm waiting for the warm weather, man.

Yeah. Seems like it's never going to come. It's never going to come.

Yeah.

Got some more stuff here. Is this yours?

That's not mine.

Baby blanket?

Baby bottle. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Baby bottle.

Cheerios. Cheerios.

Yeah. Yeah. This must have been left by the person before me.

Oh, this must have been from the person before you? Oh, okay. I should charge

you. That's with the baby thing.

The binky. Yeah.

All right. We'll just stop.

Let me see.

All right.

Just a trunk check to make sure.

What is going on?

I have no idea, dude.

I have no idea.

You driving around with this in the trunk?

Put that in there, dude.

So when did you pick up this car? I picked the car up yesterday about 12

Okay, and you drove it around. I drove it around. I drove it to my house.

I was the only one that drove it.

That is not my go.

I didn't even hear it, like, this morning when I was driving. Like, what

All right, let me get a camera. Hang on one second. Okay, I know.

Yeah. Hang on.

this rental car for work, right?

Then he opens up the trunk and there's a goat in there.

What the is going on?

Yeah, I just, uh, I spoke to a manager and he said, not my goat, dude. Just

on that for a second. Okay. Come here, buddy.

Hi goat. Hey goat. Oh, he's yeah. He's got a lot of things going on back there.

Here we go.

There he is. Hey buddy.

Okay.

That's a great idea. Okay. Okay. Good.

Okay. Good. Good. Good. Let's keep that.

Now, let me... Where the f*** did this come from?

This is blowing my f***.

Oh, yeah. Look.

There is this.

Yeah. You know what? I would keep this if you're going to drive with it.

It's actually technically legal as long as there's the sticker, so you're not

going to be in trouble.

Dude, it's not my goat. I don't know what to do with it.

Awesome. How'd that go?

Everything cool? All right. Come on out. You can leave the keys in there.

All right.

Okay. Good.

Smooth. Did you fill it with gas, maybe?

No. Okay.

Okay. No problem.

Okay. Great.

Good. You obviously didn't get any accidents or anything?

No. Okay.

Perfect. Okay. You'll just put your signature right.

Right here.

Awesome. Yeah.

Perfecto.

And if you just put your name just on the card, it doesn't have any dinks or

dents or anything like that.

Okay, cool. And everything looks pretty good. Oh.

Whoa, what?

Look at Hazy in there.

Yeah.

What's going on?

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa, wait, no, no, step back. What's that?

I'm no good.

Do you have something?

No. Do you have something in here? No, no, nothing.

I have nothing.

Whoa, there's like a whole bunch of smoke coming up.

I don't know why there's smoke going in there.

Oh, there's a cigarette there. Is this yours?

No, it's not mine.

I didn't do any of this.

I don't know why there's any. I don't smoke cigarettes at all. Yeah, me

Yeah, I don't have anybody in there.

I don't know what is going on. I don't know if this is like that.

This is really weird.

I wouldn't breathe that. I don't know what.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, this is really weird. I don't understand this.

Let me get my camera. We'll take a quick picture. I trust you. That is so weird.

I haven't seen it happen.

Keep coming, keep coming, and stop.

Great. Hey, how are you? How's it going?

Doing great. You can leave it running.

Okay. That's awesome.

How'd everything work out for you? They're fine.

I barely drove it at all, but it was nice.

Oh, great. Oh, brilliant.

Great.

And... Right, we have... Oh, moonroof.

Oh, that's weird. I didn't think this had a moonroof.

There might have been a couple of them. Oh, yeah?

You don't have to work?

Just want to make sure that's functional, because sometimes if they

don't want you to get in trouble for that.

All right.

All right, yeah, we just want to make sure that's functioning all the way.

Okay, we got... Oh, dude, you know what? This was not listed as having a

moonroof, so you know what? I can give some money back on that.

Okay. Is that cool?

I mean... Did you use it while you were driving, the moonroof?

No. No. Okay, good. Okay, good. I figured it's too cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

always feel bad charging people. Oh, I see. Okay. It's like, why charge

for a moonroof if obviously they're not going to be using it?

I get you.

I'm going to take that off. Is that okay?

Totally. All right, cool. Here we go.

Just don't think the next person's going to have it either.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay, get that right.

Do it.

Yeah, I think that worked.

Okay, yeah. All right, yeah, that worked out good. No, this is not damaged or

dinked or anything, so... Can it seal up okay from underneath?

Just make sure the upholstery sealed back up.

Yeah, there's no hole on the inside?

Uh -uh. Okay, good.

Yeah, that's great.

I've never seen anything like this. Is that incredible or what? Yeah, I was

like, what is this? I don't know how they make that happen.

These cars, they're working with NASA, so they have the same openings on a

spaceship. Oh, wow.

Yeah. You know, a spaceship has to have a door, but they use that same thing on

the roof.

One second, I'm just going to get your receipt.

One second.

That would be worth a bunch. That's the same violin.

What the?

Okay. Whoa.

Did you just see that? I'm calling my girl. I just need somebody to talk to.

All

right.

Do you see this?

29 degrees out here.

I'm doing this for you. I'm doing this for you.

Nigel. Yeah.

Thanks, man.

Michael, nice to meet you.

All right, hey, Nigel.

We're going to put all the stuff that's good into the garage and leave it there

overnight. Okay.

Apparently, the guy kept this place packed.

Who? This might be a nightmare.

Oh.

Hey, look at that.

That's probably what the guy was talking about. He said there was a piece in

here. It's probably worth a lot of money.

What is it?

It's a violin.

Ah.

Yeah. You know, if they're old and stuff, those things can be worth a

Yeah.

Here, let's just put it in the case, though.

This is probably worth a whole bunch.

Wow. Yeah, here we go.

And the bow.

So, yeah, look at that. That's nice wood, you know. The ones you find today

all made of plastic and all kinds of resin.

This could turn a pretty penny.

Yeah.

All right, I'm going to close that or duck them and get on it.

Here, let me grab something else to inventory.

A bunch of crap.

Yeah.

The instrument I know they'll definitely want, so we'll leave that in there.

What do we got here?

That's a picture of the dude.

That's him playing the instrument, probably. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah.

Vintage. But if that's the same violin, maybe this will be a history of...

Didn't they close that? You did.

You did. That's spooky.

But I think it was, like, a thing where, like, it flies open itself. It looks

like it wouldn't close fully when you did shut it. So I think the rest of that

just opened up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Otherwise, that would be totally... Yeah, I don't want to go there.

Yeah. I guess it just... It must be like a spring.

Yeah.

That's... Yeah, right.

I say we just get the hell out of here and finish this up.

All right. Bye -bye.

Forget about that.

All right.

Yeah, look at that puppy. That looks pretty in the case, though.

Yeah. You know, with the case and everything, someone would probably... It

well -maintained. Hey, big deal for that.

All right, yeah, let's close that up. You want to lock it this time so it

doesn't go flying open on us?

Yeah.

Yeah, so what do we got here? A whole outfit. A whole outfit for what? Oh, for

the... Yeah, for him. Like, I guess it's what he wore when he played or

something. Oh, yeah, look at it.

I don't like glasses.

Celebrated string quartet perishes in daily fire.

Founders violin unharmed.

Oh, that's got to be him.

That would be worth a bunch. Well, that's the same violin.

Doesn't it look a little darker?

Look at the thing. Because if it's a match, then I could show it to her as a

separate thing.

What the?

Okay. Whoa.

Whoa.

Okay. What the hell is that?

I think the knife should be the... Oh, come on.

That's... I'm not...

I mean, I've seen stuff, like, disintegrate that we've tried to... But

wasn't one piece. There was nothing wrong with that. Like, where would that

It says 1911. It probably was just so old.

Nothing was that old that it just disappeared.

No, but there was clouds of... It was dusty, so it was not a cloud of, like...

Wow!

Well, now we're not going to have... That's probably what that guy... Because

now I'm going to be in trouble, because that's what the guy wanted.

I think the night should be over.

Now I'm going to be in trouble because that's what the guy wanted.

I

think

the night should be over.

What the is that?

Someone's playing a joke.

All right.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Give me a break.

This is someone.

Oh, my gosh.

What the hell?

Did you freaking see that?

Okay, can I make a call real quick?

I want to get the hell out of here, dude.

I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to call the guy to get us, man. It just

failed. The song was playing.

No, but the freaking thing was in the air.

I'm calling my girl. I just need somebody to talk to. What the hell

Tamika, I'm working with the antique people. They brought me to the garage.

We got some old antique violins, right?

It was in the cage.

We closed the cage looking at the picture. We opened it back up. It was a

of smoke. The violin disappeared. It's on our kids. Our kids unite. It

disappeared in smoke.

In smoke.

And then we heard music playing in the garage with the door shut. As we opened

the garage door, the violin appeared.

And it was just, Tameka, I'm not crazy.

It was nuts in there.

I'm not the only one.

Man, this shit crazy. I'm good.

I don't know, man. Ghosts exist or something.

I'm tripping. I don't know, man. Okay, let's get out of here, man.

Can we please? Let's pack up and get out of here. Okay, tell her you'll... This

seems like some Blair Witch Project to me.

It'd be great. Dude.

I'm not a scary person at all. Whatever the fuck just happened with that, I

don't want no part of that.

Like, I don't want to... What was that?

What? The violin was playing on the stick fell. What the fuck? What is

that? That's some freaking ghost phenomenon?

Paranormal activity.

Carbonaro. What do they call that? Have you heard of that?

Carbonaro effect?

That's it.

Carbonaro effect.

Whatever it was, that's crazy.

You never heard of that, Nigel?

I never heard of Carbonaro. The Carbonaro effect? No. It's the name of a

camera.

Magic.

TV show that you're on right now. Get the f*** out of here.

Dude!

I knew I wasn't tripping. I'm like, that don't happen.

Not to me, hell no. I see some, like, no.

No, no. Dude. No, but truthfully, no. I was going to take off like a mother.

Like, if we could explain that.