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Introducing... Come on in on me.

Okay,

today we are

shooting in a waiting room of a medical center. We've taken over the whole

place. I hired receptionists to answer phones and help the people that walk in.

I'm going to be the person that walks in. Here we go.

Okay. Sam, I have you right in front of me. It says 430.

Yes, sir.

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm doing well. I don't have an appointment.

I'm just here to leave some samples for Dr.

Connors. Okay.

And may I have your name?

Yes.

It's Jerry Jerkin.

J -E -R -K -I -N -S.

That one I can spell.

Yeah. That's me giving.

Well,

maybe five a spoon?

Whatever you need to do.

I got the total base rejuvenation.

You look great.

Thanks. Wow, what's it look like before?

That is another story, let me tell you.

But it works good. If you want to let him know that the left is going fine.

Okay, I have to write this down.

Left is going okay.

And the right's just getting like great.

Left is okay. Right is what? Like does it look a little pinkish right there?

Okay. Because the air gets in there.

But you know what?

I'm going to leave it because he said to leave one.

So I'm going to leave one of them in there.

But the other one's acting like totally fine.

Okay? I have some feelings.

Yeah, other than that, you know.

Okay.

That should be good, right?

All righty. Keep that swishing around, and then that should be pretty good.

The only other thing, and if you talk to them, just tell them the theme on the

nose. All right, so I've got left.

Left is okay. Right eye is a little pinkish, and the theme on the nose is

I think it looks visible. Do you see it?

I can just say visible theme.

When I pull like this, it's like I can get this part to come off, and I want

right.

I want that to stay.

When that goes on, it stays legit, right?

Okay. Now it looks a little over. It looks a little over, right? Yeah, now

you've got it kind of like this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hold on. Okay.

Is that better?

A little more straight.

It looked better before.

Did it? Yeah, now you can tell. Really? Now your nose is like. Okay, well then

tell them that too.

Okay, nose.

Steam in the nose. I'll leave you with this, just because I'm going to be back

later, so that'll be it.

Oh my gosh. Okay, so

wait

a minute. Now you put that in there, now what are you going to do? You

can't. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So everything keeps clean with the same kind of ordinary high stuff. That's why

it's so good. So what are you going to do now for the, until you get the stuff

back?

Well, yeah, that's the thing.

That's become difficult.

I'm going to come back tonight.

He said I can come tonight.

Okay. All right.

So, yeah.

Okay. That's good.

You know what?

Yeah. If he knows I'm here, maybe he'll know it's right here.

Oh, hey! Dr. Conner was just talking about it. We'll see him right now. Oh,

great. Okay. Thank you. Well, no, leave those for the public to leave those. All

right. Yeah.

And then I'll leave this. If you all see Dr. Conner, and also if you've got the

orthopedic surgeon, I'm going to leave this one for him, okay? Just let him

at it and let him know what's happened.

Okay? No, Dr. Conner. Okay.

Dr. Conner.

Yeah.

Zamrom Core.

Two o 'clock for Ryan Juergens.

Okay. Thank you.

Living green.

Okay.

Well, women's modern medicine or living green.

You're going to go with living green? Yeah.

Okay.

Do you know if the...

The doctor's running late, or if, um... Oops. Or if they're on time. Yeah. To be

honest with you, I'm not sure.

That's okay.

I have a little bit of time. Okay.

Sorry.

Rowl.

I think... I think there's so many of these little... I'm sorry.

That's a lot for one book.

Yeah, I think because of the internet, maybe, you know, magazines.

Probably getting a little more aggressive because, you know, people

to... That is really weird.

Kind of give it a little wiggle.

I've never seen that really in one book.

You turn the page and then shake, it seems.

That is so weird.

Yeah, that is insane. I mean...

It feels a little strange.

Yeah. It feels thicker, right? Yeah.

Yeah, and then shake. Kind of stretch it out and shake.

It's kind of grabbing the spine and pulling.

Maybe you got them all out.

Maybe, yeah.

That's weird.

That was a lot of posting.

Oh, no, here.

I saw a page that had... That has a whole thing in it.

A what? Look. Oh.

I like cologne sample. I didn't even see that in there.

Yeah, just because they're so thick, I think.

Yeah, I was pulling the line open.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, there we go.

Nope.

This is not fair.

I'm really sorry.

No, it's okay. That is so weird.

Mr. Juergens? Yes.

Okay. All right. I am... I'm sorry. Here, I'll put this back.

I'm really sorry.

That's okay.

Can you just sign in for me? Oh, sure thing. Okay.

Just make sure to see if you can.

Okay. Let's see.

Sophie!

Sophie!

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.

Sophie, what was that?

Who's talking like that? Who's talking like that?

Sophie, are you thirsty?

Here you go. Come on now. Here we go. Come on.

Here we go.

Good, Sophie. Good, Sophie.

Good. Come on. Good girl.

There we go. Yeah, it's going to be like, can you see that?

Yeah, it's a good little girl. Yeah, it's a good little girl.

Yeah.

As soon as she gets water, she's like, okay, I'm hungry.

Do you have pets?

No. I have children.

Children? That's harder, probably.

It's like pets.

It's like pets.

She doesn't need the glove. I just use it for her because that's how she

learned.

Okay. You ready, honey?

Here we go. Are we looking? We are looking. Here we go. Come on. That's for

Good girl. Oh, that's a good girl.

All right.

That's right.

Oh, my gosh.

Did not get me. Did not get me.

Doing good.

Doing very, very good. Okay. Can I close this?

Yeah. Mr. Juergen?

Yes. All right. Okay. Excellent.

I'm probably just going to be in there like 10 minutes. Can I leave her up here

with you?

No.

She's fine after she eats.

No, I don't think so.

Really? Okay, you know what I'll do?

I'm going to let her out and walk around because otherwise she'll get really

upset inside there. After she eats, she can get really cranky.

Here we go. Come here, honey.

Oh, hi.

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah.

Look at you.

She's four pounds, but she can be a handful.

Look at you doing good.

You won't hold her?

No, I don't like dogs.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay, we're going to let her sit here then. She'll be fine. No following me.

we're good now because we ate. We are good now because we ate. We are good now

because we ate.

It's a little dog.

Not too much.

Tinsel, what are you going to do?

You're going crazy today.

These are awesome. I just got these in. I was setting this little display up.

Isn't that cute?

Yeah, that is really cute.

Have you seen that commercial for those? No, I've never seen them work.

Okay, watch. You take one of the balloons and they have these tiny little

bottles on there.

And you do them one at a time. Here, hold on to that.

And it's made of some kind of like... combustion plastic.

Okay. Here, I'm going to stretch it, drop it inside.

All right. Just drop it in there? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, my God. I'm like, can it drop in there?

Yeah, it goes down into the bottom.

Oh, that's kind of cool.

Yeah, you blow it up.

Uh -huh.

And the pressure from all the air around it. Yeah.

And what, pop in there?

It kind of breaks like inside of a glow stick. Oh, that's pretty cool.

So once it... You hear it? Yeah.

Yeah. The bottle gets decompressed.

And you can leave that in there for the whole party.

And if people don't know what it is, it's great. You have them, like, shaking

it. Yeah. And you're showing them what it is. And then when you're ready to do

it, you take, like, a pen or something to pop it. And then... Oh!

Yeah. No way! Isn't that great?

No way! I know. I know. No, no, no, no, no way. I know.

I'm loving it.

Isn't that thick? I don't think I want one of these. You just freaked me out.

Yeah. I know.

OMG.

No, no, no, no, no.

I know.

And it's actually. I can't get over this right now.

You can drink this, too. Yeah, we'll make custom ones for people.

Wow,

that's pretty cool. Oh, y 'all can do custom stuff like that? Yeah, custom.

Oh, that's pretty awesome.

So when you pop it, though, how do you grab it?

Well, that's the hard part. You try and reach for the center. I don't know which

one is in this.

Uh -huh. But let me try. You just kind of reach.

Oh.

Oh.

How did y 'all do this? Oh, wow. This is amazing.

Oh, my God.

That's the real deal.

Oh, my God.

You know what? Let me go get the price because we were just scanning. This is

amazing.

Nobody would never believe this.

That is dope.

I got to get this.

I got to get it. I got some.

All right.

You have got it.

That is a lot of green beads.

Oh my gosh, and take a piece of this with you.

We're promoting this. We're going to start selling it for $40 a piece.

Well, we're testing it first. If it works, we'll do it.

Apparently, like, we'll never lose its flavor.

It's like a piece of gum you can use again and again and again.

Yeah. Be very careful with the paper.

Don't rip the paper at all. Oh, because you want to keep it in there later?

Yeah. Paper is what... Yeah, if you save the paper,

just stick it in there.

And then it will re -wrap itself.

And then you can open it again the next day. It's the thickest thing. Right?

Did it really just, like, re -wrap itself?

Isn't that insane?

And the paper's memory paper.

So the gum will... This is really cool.

Yeah. I've never even, like, thought of that, anything.

Yeah. People use them as party favors.

This is the future.

This is the future right here. It really is. And they have little,

whatchamacallit, inside, a little comic book inside.

Not a comic book, but a comic. Yeah. You ever see when gum comes, it has like

that whitish powder?

Feel that? It makes it soft?

Yeah. That's what helps the memory paper work.

Here, like, watch. If it knows something's in there, watch. I'll trick

Right?

Yeah. Okay. Hang on one sec. I'm going to check the price on this one.

Enjoy that.

I'll be back.

Well, howdy.

How are you doing? Good, how you doing? Good to see you. What you getting there?

Beer boot.

Beer boot. Okay, good. Oh, careful.

Yikes. I should actually not keep these here.

They don't let us sell them to anyone unless they're over 21.

I know. The sticker.

It's like, who plays with stickers unless you're... Okay.

You haven't seen that?

No, I never saw a 21 and up sticker, no. Yeah, 21 and over sticker.

They're pretty insane.

See the confetti, like, trapped inside?

Oh, what do you think it's going to do?

Yeah. Well, it's infused.

So watch this.

It's infused with gunpowder and gelatin.

So if you squeeze it, it'll pop.

Oh, that's cool.

Isn't that something?

Yeah. Check that out.

Oh, that is so cool. It's right through there, right? Yeah, kids were sticking

them on themselves.

Oh. So that's why it's only.

Yeah. Here, watch. I'm going to do it again.

You know where they work really well?

It's like on a book or something.

If you just put them on something solid, and you can leave it there, it won't

know. And it won't go off on its own. That's what I love.

And then it's like you kind of give it a squeeze.

Here, check this out.

Okay, ready?

It won't go unless I give it a little... Isn't that something?

Oh, shoot, look what it did to the book.

That's crazy.

Yeah. If that was your skin, you know.

Yeah.

You know what works good?

You know, I bet if I did it in my wallet.

I wouldn't try.

You wouldn't do it? No, I wouldn't try that. Yeah, but it's not going to be

to break through there.

It shouldn't break it, but.

I'll keep it to use for later.

You know what I mean?

I just think it would be pretty cool.

Whoa.

See, oh.

What happened?

Oh, shoot.

Oh, man. Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh!

Hang on one second.

Donna!

Those confetti stickers, they can really destroy stuff.

Oh, man.

You know what? That's like something you'd see on the Carbonaro effect.

Yeah. Wait, did you know that?

Yeah, it sounds like something like a spy thing.

Have you seen that show? No. The Carbonaro Effect. I thought I knew what

were talking about. No. Oh, oh, oh. The Carbonaro Effect is a hidden camera

magic TV show that you're on right now.

Yes. Are you serious? I'm a magician.

Dude.

Is that a microphone?

Dude.

It blew my whole mind.

Yeah? Oh, my God. What did you think?

That was pretty good. That was pretty cool, right? How did you do that?

Ah, Jeffrey, I see the problem. They've got an old cable.

Where is it? What's going on?

Hey, this is my buddy Darren here. We're at the Chicago History Museum.

Darren has been sealed into concrete. He's been turned into bugs.

Tonight, electricity at the Tesla exhibit.

Shocking. You ready for this? I am ready. Yeah.

Let's do this.

There you go.

Nikolai Tesla.

That's fantastic.

Super cool. That's super cool. Yeah.

I'm sorry. What was your name?

I'm Darren. Darren. Nice to meet you. Michael.

Michael, hi.

I'm Jeffrey.

Jeffrey. Darren's an electrician. Thank you for coming so late at night. Is this

your hat?

That is my hat. Please, not on the exhibit.

Why don't you come around to this side of the table there.

You guys are actually one of 30 people who have seen this.

This is Tesla's journal.

It's fantastic.

And it was burned in a barn fire, and this is an actual...

newspaper from the time and i don't know how much you know about tesla but i go

to the part i'm studying physics oh oh mint okay good well the feds wouldn't

the museums have any of its stuff for a really long time after he died why well

because powerful like fdr had all this stuff about believing in breaking

the time continuum so we said well if it's burned and destroyed then why can't

we just put it on display yeah like no one's gonna touch it exactly so we're

running electricity through it and it does light up when we put just regular

voltage through and If you want, guys, you can take a picture.

Yeah. Yeah. But don't, no, wait a minute.

Don't post it until. I don't post anything. Okay. That's good.

Technically no one.

Yeah.

Yeah. I have a whole crate. I feel foolish. Should I just give any of these

cards to do here?

Let's put this back over here.

All right. No, when I first accepted this job, I was like, all right, I'm

going to be doing random things. Yeah. No problem.

And this makes it all that much better. Yeah, cool. You can do something cool,

right? Oh, super cool. All right. Well, I'm going to get that crate of stuff for

you to inventory for me.

And I will be right back.

Where do you put it?

So I may ask you to help me with this, the regulator thing.

There's three positions on it. There's off and variable and then full.

So would you mind holding on to that? I'll go up there and then just let me

know. Yeah.

It's off now, right? Yeah. Little switch, it's off? Yeah.

You want to turn that to variable, that switch?

All right, it's on variable. And the dial's all the way down though, right?

-hmm. Okay.

Turn it up to, let's try like 70.

Turn the dial up to like 70.

Is it up?

Yes.

Nothing. I'm not sure they connected it up there is the problem. Turn it up a

little bit higher.

All right.

Yeah, I'm at 100. Let me go. Ah, Jeffrey, I see the problem. They've got

cable connected.

Darren?

Whoa, what was that sound?

It was that. I turned it off.

This went on? Yeah. Oh, my gosh, great.

Darren might be blind back there.

Because that was really bright.

Where is he?

He was on the ladder.

I don't know what happened to him.

I was right here.

Right, right, right.

Where did he have you put this on? Where was this one on? It wasn't working when

it was on variable.

We put it to full 100.

It still wasn't working.

Raised it a little higher. Went to 120.

That's when you heard everything. And I just turned it immediately off.

But this made power.

Yes. So he must have made some kind of connection or something. Yeah, it lit

The reason why, he said it wasn't working because there's an old wire

to a new wire.

Okay, and he left? Yeah. Because I didn't see him.

Teleport it. I have no idea where he went. Because he was on the ladder when

light went off, and now he's gone.

Wait, the lights went off?

No, that light... It

flashed. It was super bright, and I couldn't look at it.

And so I turned back, and I turned it off. There was a super bright flash.

Things have to be covered. If that goes back on, because this isn't UV glass.

That's Darren.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Things have to be covered. If that goes back on, because this isn't UV glass.

Darren.

What's going on? What the f - What's going on?

I'm sorry. Did you touch the inside of that thing?

No, I did not. I did not touch any of it. You didn't touch any of the

I touched nothing.

I don't - What?

Hold on a second. Wait, no.

No. No, no one touched - No.

No.

No, stop. What the hell is going on? Stop.

No.

Okay. No. Wait, wait, wait. Did you take a picture?

I definitely took a picture. I definitely took a picture.

See? Look at this. Look at that.

Right there.

All right there.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Because this is restored.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. See, this is... What the...

So what did he go back in time and fix? It'd be super fantastic because now no

one's gonna believe me. I don't care. But I have pictures.

Boom, boom, boom, ha ha. Is that possible?

Uh, with enough energy? I mean, not with this.

But you said it has a bunch of things in there. Yeah, they rewired it. Yeah.

So maybe the old and the new together could have caused the Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of that?

I have, but I don't know anything about it. Only my face is better.

Have you heard of the Carbonaro Effect?

Carbonaro Effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that

you're on right now.

What? No, you're messing with me. I am. Yes.

My name is Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

You're on my TV show, The Carbonaro Effect, right now. No. Yes. What? Yes.

Yes. This is a show.

Dude, you were awesome.

You were fantastic.