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Mmm, save on.

The soap store. It's a tiny soap.

Shaped like it's a tiny cupcake.

Oh.

It's actually a cupcake.

That's good.

I didn't travel with it.

Oh, on your airplane?

Yeah. Yeah. These are good. You can take these on the plane if you want. They're

natural loofahs.

Yeah, we haven't been able to have the natural ones for a while. Do you use the

loofah in the bath?

No, I don't.

You know those plastic lupus people use? Yeah. That they're not good. You've got

to use the natural sponge.

Let me give them a little more water.

You do have to feed these. That's the only thing.

Aren't they so cute, right?

Okay, that's like an animal.

Yeah, they are. They're living sponges.

What? Sponges are living. That's what they are. Real sponges from the sea are

living creatures.

Dude, that's creepy.

You know, the plastic ones that you get are the loofah ones, but natural

sponges, and that's what this is. This is the sea sponge kelp. Can I try it?

You have to feed it with the sea sponge kelp.

It's just a little bit. No way.

Yeah, it's a little bit of, it's like seaweed, and it has plankton.

Put a little of the food.

There we go. Oh, my God.

And the real way to do it is to allow that, because it'll find the dead skin.

Yeah, and the real way to do it in a bath is to allow it to

bathe you.

It'll scoot along your skin in the tub. No way. You can fill the whole tub with

them if you want, and you can let them kind of soothe all around.

That's so cool.

But they do have to be fed.

I don't think I'd like that.

They stay by the cuticle. That's really good. You can feel them just eating the

little. Oh, my God.

Hachi, what's wrong with you?

Yours isn't working out?

No. Here, let me see. This one? Yeah.

It got a little wet. Maybe it's a little too much water.

Yeah, you really oversaturated it.

Let's see if this guy... Yeah.

Oh, God.

Hey.

We're playing with... What are they called? Seed sponges.

They're natural seed sponges.

They're alive.

That's so cool.

It's so cute, isn't it?

Yeah, we're coming.

Oh my God, this is insane.

Yeah. I didn't know this was a thing.

The natural ones are the best because they're naturally forming and occurring.

Okay, so if you're in the shower, though, and if you're showering the

you're technically watering them.

So does that mean that they kind of die?

Do you shower more than once a day? No.

You'll be fine. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Hold on one second.

You know what I'm going to do?

Oh, my God.

It's moving.

Oh, my God. Guys.

Guys.

Sorry about that.

Let me just get a little manual that has, like, the Karen feeding

on them, okay? One second.

All right.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

This is something that someone can do as a pedicure or manicure soak or as a

bath soak. So it's sort of universal. It would be maybe a good item. So under

$20. Only one of them includes a Dead Sea soak.

Okay? Oh, okay. And that's the really good one, but that's a featured one.

So I'm going to show you what that is. Oh, great. Yeah. Now, these are just the

samples. So today, you're only going to be able to feel two active agents.

The bath bombs have 30.

Okay. So you drop that right inside.

You see it starts to fizz up? Yeah.

And as it's fizzing, it's going to release those two agents, okay? Okay.

And a nice thing to do with it, whether it's going to be in the bathtub or

whether it's going to be here, you can take some petals.

Whether it's going to be in a tub or whether it's going to be, you know, a

soap, go ahead and sprinkle the petals in there.

Ladies love this.

You know, you can set it up like this.

And once that's sprinkled in, I'll lay out a little towel for you.

And you take your hands, and you're just going to let them soak down all the

way. You're going to feel those two agents in there. Let your hands just

around and let that soak.

And when you take your hands out, put the little flowers off. Just sit them

right there on the towel.

Don't rub. You don't want to rub with it because it already had an exfoliant in

it.

It's soaked completely.

You're going to want to very gently remove the petals from the water's

Oh, my gosh.

Exposing the agents.

And then you can bring them back to us.

Okay, and drop them right inside the tub. Where did they come from? They're

coral dwellers. They live inside coral habitats, so that's why they're able to

be encased inside here. Okay.

I just...

I'm new to this. Okay. And so this is like, I mean, it was very, this is very

great. Because I didn't expect me to pull the pedals away and there'd be

in there.

And that blew me away.

Yeah. I'll show you those gift packs.

I'm going to go grab one over and see if...

It's

a great smell, isn't it?

Oh, my goodness. It's for a man to use.

So that you will love it.

Right?

Here's what we do to make it.

The best thing to do when you're making any kind of soap, obviously, is natural

ingredients that you want to extract the scent from the essences.

So being that it's musky and masculine, we start with buffalo sauce.

What? Buffalo sauce.

No way. Like buffalo wings, yeah. No way.

Smell that.

That's one of those smells that you know.

Okay. It's buffalo sauce, but it's sharp.

So a little bit of that in there. And what happens when we eat food, it

processes through our bodies, obviously, and we sweat it through our pores, so

there's a chemical change.

So obviously we'll have to do a chemical change, but it always starts with the

natural ingredients. So a little ranch dressing, you know.

We put beer in some of them sometimes, you know, a little bit.

And what's really good for it, aside from the fact that it's masculine,

I do not believe you have bacon back there. Everybody loves bacon. Soap is

from fat, from animal fat. Yeah.

And vegetable fat. So we put some bacon pieces. You can put a whole piece in

there. And a piece of celery. Why the celery though? It's just to cool down

hotness of the wing.

Okay. Yeah.

And just one per bar. We'll put a buffalo wing in here.

No way. What's going on right there? That's how it's done. This does not look

like soap.

Not yet.

Okay. No, it has to congeal. Okay.

Can I take a picture of this? Oh, yeah. You could. It's really good. I like to

use a little more.

Here we go. You could use ranch or blue cheese.

Okay.

Okay.

There we go.

And use a little bit of the saponified soap oil.

And what that does is it'll bring the glycerin and the natural fat from the

wing. It'll extract that and the bacon.

You usually have to boil soap. This is the first soap that's actually made as a

cold brew process.

So you just squeeze like that to just heat it up ever so slightly. That oil

works very quickly because it's already neutralizing. So just one quickly on one

side, one quickly on the other side, and that's it.

Can you see?

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, it solidifies into...

Bar of soap. See that?

Oh.

Can you see how it... Yeah, I see it.

You just made some soap, but how is it going to smell, though, now?

Smell it.

Oh, my God, it smells good.

Yep.

Isn't that great? How did you make it smell that good?

Is it this?

What made it smell good?

It's smelling the ethnic.

Oh, wow, I like that.

That's the essence of a man.

That is what I'd be smelling. Okay, that's cool. I'm going to go get a

basket. I'll let you take this home with you. Okay.

Smells so good.

Yeah, thank you.

I have to tell people about this store.

I'm going to wrap this up, and you'll use this even though it's a man's soap.

So what do you put in our soap?

Well, you know, we make custom soap.

We've used starfish.

We've used a lot of things to make the smell in the soap. I like this.

That's what it is.

I love it. Okay. I see it. I see it. I understand it now. I like this idea.

This is how you did all of this? That's how all of this stuff is made. It's

called the Carbonaro Effect.

Oh, wow. This is new to me. It's also the name of a hidden camera TV show.

where a magician hides in public and does a trick for people and they don't

know he's doing magic.

Do you think that could be happening right now?

No. No? My name is Michael Carbonaro, and you're on my TV show, Carbonaro

Effect, right now.

Yes. No way.

Yes.

Jessica. No way. Yes.

What? I didn't really think I'd turn a buffalo wing and some celery and some

bacon. You did, right?

It smells good.

I wasn't sleeping. I'm ready. I got it registered as loading up. I'll be ready

to ring anybody up.

What do you like to listen to?

Um, mostly hip hop.

Hip -hop or something?

Oh, that's pretty cool. I thought I had hip -hop over here. Some really unique

stuff.

Let's see.

Well, this one was like super rock, like hard stuff. Do you like that kind of

thing? Oh. Like hard rock stuff.

I give it a listen sometimes. You give it a listen sometimes?

Yeah.

And do you listen like at your home stereo?

I don't have, I'm not from here. Oh, yeah. So I don't have anything at the

moment. Oh, gotcha, yeah.

I'm not looking to buy because I don't have room. Oh, totally, yeah.

I love just looking at the old album covers, man, don't you?

Yeah. Let them rock.

You said hip -hop, right? Mm -hmm. I think I have. There might be.

I thought I had. We had a whole bunch of stuff come in.

Oh,

this is more like country stuff. Do you like country?

I don't really think of it, but. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good one. That's just a unique piece Colorado picking.

Kind of a rough find.

But no hip -hop over here, huh?

See if I had one more.

No, this one's not hip -hop.

No, that's not hip -hop, right?

That's not hip -hop. Not country.

Thought I had a hip -hop break.

What is it? Oh, yeah, Street Quake.

That's like real hip -hop. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a hip -hop guy myself, so I like that stuff.

Cool. Yeah. You know what I had, too?

If you like, like, almost Gaga -like stuff, I had an album.

Where is that?

Do you like that kind of thing, like Gaga?

Oh, I listened to that ago, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. I have kind of like your

up -and -coming Lady Gaga.

Okay. And I got her. Where is that?

Oh, Glamonista, that's the one.

You know that one?

I do not.

That's more of like crazy, major rocker stuff, you know.

Okay. Do you like that kind of thing?

Yeah, I would be down to give it a listen. You would, yeah.

Well, if you look her up, she's a good one.

So, yeah.

I might have some more in the back. I'll go check it out.

We got some real old 78s that just came in if you're interested in those.

Yeah, you remember these?

Yeah, definitely.

They're really breakable. They got like a... Do you remember that?

She does. She does?

Oh no, but these are 78s. They're a little small. You feel how heavy they

Yeah.

They don't make them like this anymore. No, they do not.

Looks like Carbonaro.

Huh?

You remind me of Carbonaro.

Of what?

Carbonaro. Carbonaro. Carbonaro.

It's on, um, what's his name? True.

True Network.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't watch TV.

He's like a Carbonaro man. Carbonaro man?

Carbonaro effect.

Carbonaro effect. What is it?

It's a magical show. It's like a magic show. And he tricks people.

Yeah. He's a badass.

He's a badass. Yeah? He looks like him. Alright.

I'll take it.

Pretty cool.

Yeah, man.

Oh, man, check this out.

These are, like, old, old.

Yeah, it is.

What?

Yeah.

Gosh.

These ones I should have had my boss look at. I was going to see if I was

to get away with it with you.

All right, keep it quiet, Axl. I will.

Are these like the originals or are they actually new?

What is that called?

This is called Use Your Dizzy Doodle Pen to Make Up Your Own Fun Sound. Yeah,

okay. It's like a kid's album, right?

I think so.

They pressed the record with some kind of plastic in between it, and then they

weren't able to make them like that anymore because it was, like, dangerous

the environment.

Oh, wow, that's so interesting. You feel how that's, like, squishy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So my boss wanted me to actually try this. Maybe you can help me. He said

like a, um... Oh, so you make your own songs and names of the songs? I guess.

I actually don't know. He said you fill in the thing.

You fill in... All right, but you have to use this pen that I came with. So

a strange animal.

We're going to say cat.

P -A -P. Okay. That's cool.

Okay.

Now you do something. Me do something?

Nickname. All right. You give me a nickname.

I don't know. You help me. What do people call you?

M -Dawg. M -Dawg. There you go. So you write it. M -Dawg.

M -Dawg. Is it M -D -A -W -G?

I put D.

Oh, it's okay. You'll be D -Dawg now. D -Dawg. Okay. D -Dawg.

Do I put a dash? Sure. All right. D -Dog. Okay.

D -Dog.

D -Dog. Okay. Your turn. All right. A body part.

Body part.

I was going to say ankle.

Sure. Ankle. Good.

Ankle. Yeah.

That's always a good name of a song.

Ankle. Ankle.

Okay. What's the last one?

An exclamation.

An exclamation? What is an exclamation? Like, yes! Y -A -S -S -S.

Like, yes!

All right, you write it.

Wait,

people are like, what?

Like, yeah.

Okay.

Hat, D -dog, ankle, and yeah.

All right, let's try it.

Okay, this is awesome.

Okay.

So we'll lift it up. Uh -huh.

Long it up a little. Move it over.

Can I get ready?

La,

la, la, la, la.

Here we go.

Everywhere that D -Dog went, D -Dog went, D -Dog went. No way.

Everywhere that D -Dog went, folks would say yes.

That is so weird. That is amazing.

How did?

That is amazing.

But does it clear?

No, it has to always now say that.

D -Dog's cat.

Yeah, D -Dog. Wait.

That is mad.

That is insane.

I think cause... Cause how?

Like honestly.

I thought of a strange animal and a cat.

Is it listening to us?

Is this listening to us? I don't...

Wait a minute. No.

No, no, I got it. I got it.

We were

in a baby store.

We're ready for dreams.

And we're ready for fun.

Oh, hey, man. How you doing, man? This whole area, I don't know if they told

what we were doing here.

Oh, yeah. We're going to break down all of this stuff. We usually had, you know,

furniture on display. This is going to kind of become the little, like, baby's

play area.

Okay. So it's kind of like daycare, but it's cool things for their kids.

Exactly.

We got, like, a brand -new air conditioning we're putting in carpet

really soft and foamy, so that'll be perfect.

Okay, great. So we're going to take this apart.

You'll use a flathead screwdriver, and you can get that corner. I'll get this

one.

Yeah, and once it unscrews, you can kind of actually grab it and kind of pull it

and pull. Oh, hey.

Hi, how are you, Michael? Oh, excellent. Hi. Do you remember me, Addie? Of

course I do.

She remembers me. Addie, hi. This is James, who just started working here.

It's my husband's name. Love it. Great.

Hi, Addie. All right, so you guys are doing the party pack, right? The party

pack with the extra balloons. Yes. Okay, can I put her here? Yes, and actually,

would you mind watching real quickly? I double parked, but I don't want to take

it. Yeah, no problem. Hey, you know what? I have the balloons.

Okay.

Do you want to take them now or can I tie them? Can you leave them until I get

the car? Can I tie them to here? Yeah, that's fine. I'll get them both at the

same time.

Excellent. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Addie.

All right, I'm going to tie balloons on here.

Yeah, maybe we don't disassemble it while she's in there. Oh, yeah, no,

yeah.

That's right, but I got it loose.

I got it loose. You really don't have kids, right? No, not yet.

Let's actually take these tools out of here while she's here and put them over

here.

Oh, yeah, and then one thing I wanted to tell you about today.

Are you cool around babies? Yeah, I'm cool.

I have a nephew who's 14. Okay, great, because safety is the number one thing

for us, and we just want to make sure that you're comfortable, not

but being around kids. Okay, good. So I'd say we shouldn't do this one. Maybe

we'll disassemble this one because she's in there sleeping.

I loved trains when I was a kid.

I definitely loved trains.

All right, so I just don't want to make a lot of noise around her. Is she

sleeping?

Oh, she came in and... Oh, my gosh.

Oh, dude, dude, dude.

No, no, I got it, I got it.

Let me get it, let me get it.

Just hold that, hold that. Okay.

Come on, Addie.

Come on, come on. Come on, a little lower. I need a little... Oh, wait.

Addie?

Addison? Oh, my gosh.

Wait a minute.

Did she go on the ground? I heard like a sucking sound.

Hold on. Here, here, here.

Wait, this gets stuck through here.

Right. And it goes along here.

Hold on.

No.

Dude.

We got it.

Dude. What?

This is poltergeist. What? This is poltergeist. Poltergeist? Something just

happened. Do you know what just happened? What the heck just happened?

the baby here, right?

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. How are you?

Just had it there.

And she's right there?

Okay. Oh. Yeah.

We put her over there.

What happened?

No, we just put her there. And so I have to disassemble this bed, disassemble

this, and disassemble this.

And so it's probably best to probably put her in that. Yeah.

Okay. All right. I couldn't move my car, so I really got to get out of here. So

what do you want to do? Yeah, you know what? Why don't you just go?

I'll bring the party packs up to your house later.

Yeah. Thank you so much. Okay.

Easy, easy. Great, yeah.

Thanks. All right. Come on over here with me. All right.

Oh, my gosh. Good job. Oh, my gosh.

What did you say to her it comes out like and actually I don't know how to

it But what did you say? I didn't hear what you said. I said I had to

disassemble this bed, right?

There's nothing with this dissimilar and I said it was best to put her there

good thinking I didn't know what that was. Am I going nuts?

How did that even happen?

Dude, I ain't never seen anything like that before but How in the hell did

she get from here to there?

It must have sucked her in. Is it the top of the line, Vin?

Is that her toy?

If it is, I've seen it all today.

Maybe the helium plus the suction created the Carbonaro effect.

Oh, my goodness.

Carbonaro, I bet that's what it was, Carbonaro effect.

Oh,

my goodness.

Do you, have you heard that term before, the Carbonaro effect?

Yeah, I heard it in college. This is my second time hearing it.

You know, it's also the name, the Carbonaro effect, of a hidden camera

show.

No way.

Have you heard of that?

There's a TV show? James.

No way, dude. You're on that show right now.

Dude, get out of here. With me.

I'm Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

What? And you're on my TV show right now, the Carbonaro effect.

How did the baby get away?

Exactly.

What?

Because now I'm in on it. Obviously, I know. I'm the magician. But also, I had

special accomplice today.

Thanks for lying to me. I'm so sorry. I was just trying to do something.

This is Addie. Yeah, this is Addie. I didn't know. Hey, you're a good liar.

Yes. So did we trick you?

Yeah. All right.

She's our first baby magician on the show.

When I saw the hair, I was thinking, well, maybe it was possible, but I was

like, no.

No, no, I'm not crazy. You're an official magician now. Hey, I feel it.

an official magician now, Eddie. Good job.

And you're a great liar.

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