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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to On Caller, where we'll fix your phone and

fix your tablet.

Come on in.

There's gum available for everybody.

Howdy. Are you picking up a phone?

Reference 3911.

3911? Yeah. Sure.

3911.

Right.

They'll bring it right out. Sweet. Thanks, man. Thanks.

Oh, wait. Hold on.

Yo, it just came in.

Awesome.

We get to beta test some of the new apps.

Oh, get out. Yeah. Like what?

This is a Kenyan company. I just got this one. I don't know. Hold on.

Appium cleaner.

It's supposed to be like a cleaning app.

That's kind of cool. Yeah.

They were doing something with the fans. They said there's a fan in here that

cools your battery down when it gets really hot. Oh, no way.

They were trying to spin it the other way, but they were having trouble

reversing it.

This is the new version.

Oh, that looks cool.

It's got sound.

That's rad. I wonder if it works.

Did it go?

That's sick.

Wow,

that's wild.

Yeah,

it's hard to get the ones that will mess with the technology inside the phone,

like the inner stuff that's in it. They don't like you to mess with that stuff.

But if you can make an app to do that, you can break something.

Yeah, they just wanted to see if it was going to be strong enough to do that.

Does that work? Wow.

That's working real good.

Look at that.

Let's check it out.

That's mint.

Wow.

They got a charge for that.

Yeah.

People will buy that in a second.

What would you pay for this?

Honestly, I think it's more than a 99 cent app. Probably like $1 .99 or $2

Dude. Yeah, I'll put that in the thing.

Yeah. $2 .99. It's nicer than a 99 cent app. Yeah.

Yeah,

I know. Does it go inside?

Oh, I see.

Oh, it like sucks it up into the case.

How would that do that?

I don't know, because I thought it was going through here.

Yeah, I guess the suction is pulling it up that way.

It probably does drain a lot of the battery, because it's...

I can feel it, like, humming. It's got a lot of force.

You can feel it? Yeah, you can feel like a... Oh, man.

That's sick.

That's really wild.

Man, I was just testing the new... Can I test it?

No.

Oh!

Whoa, wow.

Dude! Wow.

I'm sorry. Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Man! Dude, I'm sorry. Hold on. Can I just... Hold on a minute.

I'm sorry.

Dude, I wasn't... I didn't mean... I was holding the thing.

Here, let me give your earbuds a little cleaning for you while you're here.

Oh, God.

How are they working?

Actually, I couldn't find my actual headphones, so I had to use my little

connector piece.

Oh, yeah.

Have you had them rotated in a while?

No. What does that mean?

Because the sound's constantly coming through this way.

Did you have a rotator? No?

No? I can do that for you if you want.

Okay. Yeah.

Lay them out right here. And yeah, what happens is all the music's coming up

through here, and this can get a little clouded. So I'll get a little like that.

And here.

Get those.

And then the idea is to put this side over here, and this over here. Just

reverse the polarity of that.

That goes in here like that.

Good. And then this little end right here.

Go right here.

There we go.

I had no idea.

Yeah.

Yeah. It should sound better. You want to plug it in? Do you want to try it?

Yeah. It just gets a cleaner flow.

Right.

Did you hear the treble?

It should have like a higher...

It's cool, right? I had no idea. Yeah. I probably would never take scissors to

my own headphones because you, like, gave me a heart attack, like a mini

attack when you did that. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, why? I mean, obviously you

know what you're doing because you fixed it back and stuff. But, oh, my gosh, at

first I was like, how if I don't have headphones?

It's the same thing as, like, your car. You know, you have to rotate the tires

every, you know, 1 ,500 miles.

And you should rotate your headphones every, you know, 1 ,500 songs.

Okay.

Yes and yes.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I know. These technologies are so... I can take it out of here, right?

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh, really? Okay, okay.

Here, let me just, I might do a little check for this here.

Oh, yeah,

a little warp in it. That happens over time.

Yeah, you want that to be able to lay flat on something.

But I can do a quick little, I can fix it.

It's actually really easy. That's what I care about. Good, yeah, yeah.

No, people don't know that. Sometimes it's just like you spend all the time

updating all the software. It's just that screen cleaner. Oh, cool. Yeah.

You spend all the time updating the software to try and make it go faster,

sometimes it's just a little warp in it.

Weird. Yeah.

All right.

This will help me just adjust it. It's almost like a chiropractic for an iPad

here.

What the heck?

All right, wait.

Hold on.

Okay.

That should be good.

Wait.

Wait. Yeah, look.

Okay. Yeah.

That should work.

Don't do it again.

You don't pop your spine two times in a row. I'm so confused.

There's things that are trying to go like this inside.

There's a warp in it. They hit.

I understand, but what if you just broke it?

No, I just realigned it. I had to snap it back.

No, you don't realign metal with your hand.

I'll show you the whole thing. Let me get a pamphlet and show you how we break

it down.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay.

I'll get one for you. I can download it for you.

This is so weird. Yeah.

I could have sworn I just thought I saw you break it in half.

My iPad, and then you snapped it.

Right. Yeah, but now it's straight.

What the f***?

I don't know what to do with myself.

It probably just was just getting too much friction, which caused the

effect inside here.

What is that?

The Carbonaro effect? Oh, it's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show?

That maybe you're on right now?

Are you leaving?

Don't leave me. Don't forget your iPad.

You were awesome. Did I scare you?

I have a TV show called The Carbonaro Effect.

And we're shooting here today.

And that was... Are your hands shaking?

Yeah.

I hate you. You do?

no idea what to do or what to sing. You actually screamed.

How did you do that?

You just broke my iPad and re -fixed it.

Don't you do it while I'm a professional.

Oh my god.

I'm inside of a tiki bar right now, and I've rigged up cameras, so I'm going to

sit in this seat right over here, and we're going to try and get people to sit

next to me who don't know me, and I'm going to play with them in a tiki

wonderland, okay?

Whoa, poor sling for you.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

That's pretty big.

That is so cool.

How was that? This is delicious.

What was that one? This is a volcano eruption.

A volcano eruption?

Yeah. All right.

Singapore's slaying.

There's like almost no liquid in here.

Oh, is it all ice?

Yeah.

Let's see some of these things.

I hate when they do that, like with the movie theater.

You know, they pack some up with so much ice that you don't get any.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Oh, there we go. Oh, they got a whole salad.

Yeah, it's like a salad.

Exactly. We've got some food and drinks.

I don't think you're supposed to eat this part, right? That, like, goes in it

soak? Yeah.

Probably so.

What?

It's like a what?

It's like a shared drink. Like, it's probably supposed to share it.

Cheers. It's a little, like, umbrella.

Where's the drink?

I know, that's what I'm saying. I like these little umbrellas, though.

Oh,

it's a shot fish.

It's dope!

I have few nose garnishes before. Sorry.

That was really strong.

This is so great.

Oh, like pure.

I think it's 151 or something. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's good.

That's insane.

Oh, look at that.

What? It's like a little... It's a whole experience.

Yeah, it's like a dolphin catching the... It's so cute.

Yeah. That's so pretty.

Oh, look at that. A little rose.

This is a prize every time. Yeah, that's great.

It's crazy.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

Wow.

That's crazy.

This is killing me. I can't believe all that stuff fits in there. I know.

I think that was the last of it.

Wow.

Oh, is that like a prize?

Maybe it's an early shot. It's not a sweet.

It's like an egg.

Oh my gosh.

Did you?

Wow.

That's like a thing? Is that a thing? That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Is that a thing? Like a thing? What if you wouldn't have cracked it?

Wow.

Look at the little guy.

I'm going to wash my hands off.

I don't even want to act right now.

Sample if you want to.

I'll wash my hands off. This is so cool.

What is happening?

Hello?

That's the thing for sling, right?

No, the volcano eruption.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good.

I'll be right back, man. All right, what's up?

Got a Taki Taki Cosmo for you. This one's awesome, man.

Do you ever have this? It's like a Cosmo, but a Taki Taki Cosmo.

It's heavier.

The rum's like a heavy rum.

Yeah, that'll probably be the next one, man.

That'll probably be the next drink. Yeah, they're really good.

You've got to be careful, though. They put them in glasses like this.

You're supposed to do those early on.

The later you go, because then something's going to fall, especially...

got a little sticker on the bottom. Let me get that off.

I just hate... It's always tacky to do that, right?

All right.

That's good, right?

Boy,

are you laughing at me because this looks like a girly drink?

No.

What? You just did something.

You just did something.

What do you mean? You flipped it upside down.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what you can do. The rum's heavier.

It's like a heavy -based rum.

So when it's first poured in, it can be that heavy.

It's like gravity holds it down. That's what I was saying. It won't spill at

first. Then you have to be careful after that.

You ever hear, like, breaking the seal when you're drinking? Don't break the

seal? Right.

That's the seal.

Yeah. Speaking of which, I've got to go break this deal.

All right.

Got some holla kahiki pineapple breezes for you guys to try right here.

That's great.

You guys know what you're doing with this? I do, I do. Thank you. All right,

enjoy.

You know how to do these, right? No.

You know like the Irish car bomb? You drop the shot in and you drink it? Yeah.

It's kind of like that. But with these, you want to get the natural juices from

the pineapple into the alcohol.

So you take the top off.

You toss the shot in.

Right?

And then a little bit of sugar.

Want to do it?

Yeah. Alright.

Then you close the top.

And then you have to kind of agitate it like this a little bit.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then you let it sit.

and the alcohol gets absorbed into the pineapple.

I learned this in Hawaii.

Yeah? Yep, at Big Island.

When do you drink it?

Well, you can just for a few seconds, and then, because you want the air to

build up, and then it almost makes a little sound, like a little... And

then you take the top off and drink it.

Oh, that's good.

That's right.

No, I don't make that sound. Come on now.

Oh, that's so good.

Ooh. It boosted me. Yeah.

There's nothing like that.

It just gets it from the bottom and pulls it right up. Yeah, you definitely

to take it off now because if it sits in there too long, it's going to get like

a bitter taste.

Yeah,

maybe shake it, loosen it up.

What the heck, man?

It's like a bomb now.

Wait, what?

Wait.

Yeah.

That's a bummer, dude. I think what happens, it healed.

Yeah. You know how pineapples are, like, good for healing?

Like, aloe?

I have no idea.

Yeah, you're going to hurt yourself.

Which might be okay, because a pineapple will probably heal you.

You know how the aloe vera plant has a healing property to it?

Yeah. It's like, I think your pineapple healed itself.

No way. You can get that open. Come on.

No, dude, pineapple heals itself.

I'm just going to run to the bathroom and be right back.

This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

I'm speechless.

And you've never trained her before.

No, I haven't. Do you read to her at night? I'm going to start.

All

right.

I'm a dog trainer today at a canine dog court.

Wouldn't make a dog do anything I couldn't do.

This is the canine training facility.

All right. What we're going to try and do is have Annie be able to take

without being able to see you or smell you and only hear you. Oh, okay. You

hear those things that you can go on a trip to Paris and you'll be able to hear

in English what they're saying to you because you have a translator?

We're converting human language, English language, into high -pitched

frequencies that the dog can register.

Wow. Okay, so the system works in tune with a special collar. Does that feel

good? Is that good? Good girl.

Yeah. All right, let's get you inside the box.

Now, was she crate trained?

Not really. No? No. She has a crate that she'll go in and lay down, but not to

where I shut the door because then she gets... Okay. Now, look.

See the ball?

See the ball?

Good girl.

Look, I'm going to close it up.

You see that? See how it's closing there? It's in there.

See the ball is in there? Can you get the ball out? You have to open the lid.

You're going to have to open the lid. They know this language.

Open the lid, Annie.

Annie, listen to me. Use your nose. Spin the top. You know how to do this. Just

turn it. Just turn it and get that ball out.

Good girl.

Good girl, Annie.

Do it.

Good. Very.

Oh, my goodness. Very good.

Excellent, Annie.

Did you see that?

I did.

Okay.

My goodness.

I'm just.

Wow. Yeah.

I mean, I've never seen her do anything like that before.

Okay, Annie.

See that, Annie? Come here.

Take a look at that. Annie, see that? Put the ball inside the jar.

Can you put the ball back inside?

See, it's something you'll be able to train them to do. Maybe she could put

socks away for you. Close the lid. Can you pick up the lid? You're going to

it to its side. Spin it to the top, Annie. Very good, very good.

Great job.

Great job, Annie.

Excellent.

I'm wowed. I mean,

I'm wowed. That is, I, I, geez.

All right, so have you ever tried color recognition?

No. No? All right, see, we've got colors.

Yeah, and let's see if she... Red, red.

Orange, orange.

Yellow, yellow.

Green, blue. Good, good, okay.

Now I want you to...

Can you yell a color to her?

Red! Red!

Red! Red!

Oh, wow.

Oh, my word.

That's my dog in there?

Yeah, that's natural learning. She's learning systematically.

Annie, we're going to try and confuse you with the colors. You know that's

That's green, but we're going to confuse it with some other colors.

You have to remember the rings, okay?

You have to remember the rings, all right?

Eventually, what we're trying to do, if they could recognize that it's not just

the color, we could be able to get them to clean a house, fold clothes, things

like that. Let me see.

I want you to choose one.

We could be able to get them to clean the house, fold clothes, things like

Oh, service dogs.

Let me see.

I want you to choose one.

Oh, wow.

That's excellent.

Oh, my God, she did the whole thing. Wait a minute. Did she move that?

She put those all back together?

Yep. Did you see that?

I'm just trying to think.

Yeah, yeah. She must have been hearing what I was saying.

I mean, I'm just like, if I didn't give her to you and I saw you put her in

there, I'd be like, oh, that's a different dog.

But, oh, that's my dog.

This is your dog? Yeah. I mean, she knows. She's been hearing you.

She just hasn't been able to process it without a translation. Oh, my gosh.

Can we try one more test?

Sure. Sure. Absolutely.

All right. We've never been able to have them.

build something on their own. This is easy enough to stack because they see

But if they can think cognitively... Here, we have these blocks, okay?

You see these? Hey, you see that up there? Huh? You see these little blocks?

I'll put them all inside here.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Okay, you're going to build me a shape, okay?

It's called a triangle, all right? Say triangle.

Triangle. Triangle.

Triangle.

Okay, I'm going to close it up. Here we go. All right, good girl.

Good. Very good.

Annie, use the block.

Good.

Annie.

Oh, so close.

Yeah. Well, she tried.

She got all these colors in the front. Do you see that there?

Yeah. Like this whole front stack here.

Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't move those blocks.

What? M -A -R -I -A -N -N.

That's my name.

I'm not kidding.

Wait a minute. Are you telling... No. That is how... That's my name, and that

how you spell it. This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

And you've never trained her before? No, I haven't. Do you read to her at night?

I'm going to start.

Wait. Did you hear that?

She's trying to tell us something.

Yes.

Carbonaro?

Carbonaro? Carbonaro? Did you hear that?

That's what she's saying. She's trying to say Carbonaro. That's what this is.

Carbonaro? This is the Carbonaro effect.

That's the scientific principle that's allowing her to hear us.

Carbonaro? Have you ever heard?

I never have.

It's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

And you're on that show right now.

You're kidding me. Marianne, my name's Michael Carbonaro.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm a magician.

Oh, here I'm thinking my dog is so smart.

That's my dog. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Did that look real?

It did. You were amazing.