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All right, it's going to be an exciting day today at VIP Dog Hotel.

I have both new workers who I'm going to fool, and if any customers come in, I'm

going to try and fool them too. And maybe I'll fool some of the dogs.

Thanks for giving me a hand. Yeah, no problem.

Let me see her.

All right.

Yeah, she just finished our training program.

Oh, okay. The owners are excited.

Oh, no.

A little too...

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What can I do? You know what? I have a towel over here. Here we go. Here, clean

her off. Sorry.

What did you do? I was just telling him that you were trained. Come here, you.

Here you go.

Yeah. Clean that up. Oh, please.

All right.

Here we go, Moose.

Okay. There you go, darling. Okay. Thank you.

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

Sorry. Hold on a minute. Let me get her. You know what? Can you put that bed on

top of the thing? Sometimes it calms her down. There you go.

Yeah. No.

We're trying to wean her off going in her carrier and get her on to just being

on a bed.

There we go. How you doing?

Very excited.

Okay, good. She's still going. Okay, she's going. All right. Just grab me

bowl over there or something so I can... Yeah, there's a... Just the food bowl.

Food bowl. The food bowl. Yeah, we'll take that and maybe we'll put that down

here. Yeah. Okay, good. Thank you.

Enough. Enough from you. Okay, good girl.

All right.

You know what? This is... Let me... Here. You want to take her outside?

Yeah, maybe I'm going to take her outside.

Well, I don't want the owner... Wow.

Yeah, I don't want the... I don't want the... Yeah, she's really, really...

best to hydrate these guys when it's so warm out.

Yeah. Okay, come on. You can be... Okay, good. Good.

Good move.

Okay. All right. She's still going.

Okay.

Is she still going?

Is it a she or a he? Because that was a pretty... Yeah, it looked more like a he

there. Let me see. He's got a pretty good stream going there. Yeah, that's

Are you feeling better? Are you okay?

Okay. Oh, my God.

You know what? I'm going to... Do you have... You know what? You hang out over

there. Here, you take her. Do you want to take her? Yeah. I'm going to go get

some more paper towels.

Just hang with her right there. I'll be back.

You peeing?

Yes.

You know, some dogs when they get excited.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And other dogs, you know, they'll just for like on purpose

a reason. Oh, whoop. Oh, my gosh.

Still? Okay, hold on. Could you just put her bed up on the counter?

Yeah. Sometimes her bed makes her a little more comfier. Come on now. Come

Moose.

So you don't have to be excited.

See how good she is now?

Oh.

No, she's gone.

Moose. Now, what did I, I taught her, so I'll tell her.

Stop peeing.

Moose.

Stop peeing.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Moose. Okay, hold on a minute. Moose. Is he all right?

Maybe grab that bowl for me. Yeah, Moose.

Okay, hold on a minute. Yeah, we're sorry. Moose, come on, because I want to

teach her.

I've never seen a dog pee that much.

Moose, stop.

Moose.

Good girl. See that? Okay, she stopped.

All right, good. I just didn't want her.

You know, I want her owner to make sure she feels like she really finished the

course and she did a good. OK, she's still peeing. OK, hold on a minute.

You know what?

I'm going to put her here and I'm going to let me just go grab some towels and

I'll be right back. Will you just watch her for just a second?

More towel.

Oh, no, honey.

All right. How is she doing?

She didn't pee like that. She didn't? No. She likes you better. Maybe it's me.

He don't, though. What are we going to do? She's going to get picked up soon.

Yeah, we've got to clean her. Oh, my gosh.

That's just insane. I mean... Like, that was not normal, right? Yeah, if they

drink enough liquid, it's their body's sweat. You know how a dog pants to

They also, you know, pee uncontrollably to sweat as well.

Oh, wow.

Because you know how a cow has multiple stomachs?

A dog like this has multiple bladders. Yeah. Because when they get to their

multiple... Oh, do it again. Okay, all right, yeah.

When it starts triggering off two or three reserve bladders at one time like

that, that's called the Carbonaro effect.

Hmm? The Carbonaro effect.

Oh. You never heard of that before?

It's like a scientific term.

Do you know it's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show?

Yeah.

What? That you're on right now.

I don't believe you. You don't believe me? See the camera hiding right over

there? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I was like, I thought you looked familiar.

Like, I'm looking and you... Wait a minute. Have you seen the show before?

Yes. Oh, you have?

Yes. And you didn't recognize me? No, like, because it's been a while since

seen you.

I almost had a heart attack.

We have a pickup for David.

All right. I'll break it down in a second. Brilliant. Thank you.

Nice.

Wow, this is like... It's pretty fancy.

Yeah.

The chihuahua food you're picking up is really high -end. It's really good stuff

for them. I just want to give you a little gift for coming by. You can have

little, for a chihuahua, I'd say, a little bone. That would probably be the

one. Okay. Now, those are made with the raw hide that's done from the

synthesized cows. Okay.

That's, you know, it's adjustable in case it's a just a bone. Oh. They call

just a bone. Oh, okay.

Sometimes they take the little tag off. Okay.

Yeah, like that, and then you just smack it.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, so then it'll be significantly bigger just in case, you know, the

structure inside here of the rawhide has larger pores.

Okay. So that's a good one for it. And again, with chihuahua, they have another

size too. I think this one is the medium to large. So this one's not bad too.

You could start a chihuahua with something like this. Okay. But if I give

little like that, that one will go like this. Oh, yeah.

That one's stronger.

Yeah, that's a good one. And then one more.

Yeah, you give it a turn and then yeah Yeah,

so that might be too big to start For this looks the same as this you want to

let it sit inside of a little bowl of ice Okay, and it will you know, just put

it on ice and we'll shrink down and for this one. I'll give you this here and

let me This is flexible totally flexible ball

This is fine. Okay, cool. No problem. Thank you so much. You got it.

I'll go get that food.

So

what

we do for the guests that are picking them up, and Callie's getting picked up

now, we give them a little gloss.

Okay. Okay, it's like a dry shampoo, so you don't have to wet the dog down or

anything like that, just to give them a little shine. I've never used it before,

but since it's their favorite, I'm going to do this with my bare hands. That's

what it says to do. Yes, okay.

Squirt some of that out.

Okay. And just rub it on, and we're just going to give her a little gloss.

Okay, good.

That's good, right?

That's my hair.

All right, a little shine.

Don't take it off, because you look strong. Usually with the poodles, I just

kind of buff them out a little bit.

Can you hold her still?

Mm -hmm. And I'm just going to lay this on so she can soak that up a little bit

there. And here, you can grab the collar through the sheet right here. Oh, yeah.

Perfect. There we go. Okay, good.

Yeah. And it kind of warms it and allows it to get real shiny. Yeah, yeah.

Loftin' it up.

Great. And hold her tightly.

There we go. And I'm just going to hold it off. There we go.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Hold on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Can you hold on to her there? Yep.

Here we go.

I thought those little spots were part of her.

Did you see what I'm seeing?

What the hell?

I'm so confused.

Where did spots go, honey? I have no idea. Wait a minute. Holy cripes of

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Nicole, what the heck just happened?

Okay, because I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Where did it supposed to come off?

Wait a minute. That can't happen. The spots do not come off. Right.

That's what I'm... Oh.

Wait a minute. We need a witness.

Yeah, but they don't just come off.

I'm about to cry.

Wait. Oh, my God, Michael. Maybe there's a number on the bottom of this bottle.

Let me see.

Can we put the dog? No, stay with the dog, Nicole. Hang on. Let me see if I

call someone and find out if they have a... Okay.

We're here at AT &T today. A lot of electronics.

You can see I've been playing with them and fried my hair out. I'm fried, but

I'm ready to go.

Michael? Oh, hey, yeah.

This is from the James.

That's right. Okay, great.

Yeah, it's the wash wizard. Okay. Going and setting up on our new like... Oh,

nice. Yeah. I'll just find this. Can we... I'm kind of... Can this be lifted

to here? How heavy is it? I'm not sure. I think it's pretty... Maybe we can...

Let me go like this.

And hold on, turn it around.

Maybe if I butt this end up.

Okay, hold on. One, two, three.

Okay, lift that over the lift.

Okay, and down.

Good. Okay.

Yeah, not bad, right? All right.

Oh, man.

Can you lift that one side by yourself?

Yeah, I think by myself. Really? How heavy is that if you lift?

My side?

It's probably...

I think it's probably over 100 total.

Yeah? For both, yeah.

Yeah, I just don't want to go up. Yeah, yeah.

Let's not go up like that.

Do you want to... Maybe we could use the digital lifting gloves?

The gloves, you say? You know, like gloves?

Yeah, yeah. To lift it? Okay.

I'm not sure how they work. I don't know. Oh, yeah. These are awesome.

It's a new technology. They're like weight displacers. Oh, really?

Yeah. Here.

You would hold this. Okay.

All right.

I'll plug this in.

Okay. And go ahead and put it on.

Great.

Okay.

Yeah, and if we keep it tight, it's almost like one of those things that

your step.

It's going to calculate my body weight. It'll calculate your body weight.

And it's going to transmit from one side to the other. So see how when I flex

it?

Interesting. Yeah, yeah. So let me turn this one on here.

Good.

And here.

Nice. Okay.

Yeah. All right, so you take one corner, I'll take the other.

Should be able to... Ah, get out of here.

Yeah.

Wow. That's insane.

That's crazy.

Well, how high should we lift that?

Wow. Get out of here. Yeah.

Wow. Isn't that great?

That is amazing.

Yeah. It shifts the fulcrum. Ah, okay, so it gives you, I guess, more of a...

Yeah. Wow, that is really remarkable.

Yeah, it tries to reverse the inner weight of the box by transmitting the

to our fingers. We don't even feel it. Ah, that's amazing. Isn't that wild?

That's really insane.

You know, if I take mine off...

Well, you take yours off. Okay. Yeah, you take yours off.

Yeah. And is it hard to lift?

That is really insane.

Wow. Yeah.

These are great. That is awesome. Totally awesome. Well, man, hey.

Wow. Thank you so much for letting me try that. Yeah.

I'm just going to grab a pen. Okay. And I'll sign for it. Wonderful. All right.

Hang on one second.

All right. I'll be right back.

All right, so, Kim, we're going to do our little thing right here.

All right.

When's the last time you've been in a gym?

This morning. All right.

Okay, okay. But I just started working out again, so I'm, like, super -duper

sore all over. Like, this whole area just feels a little bit more swollen.

Have you had your knee sex drained?

So, in general, I have bad knees. Okay.

And my balance on this side just not as good. Okay. You drained your knee sex

after you stretched?

Uh, yeah.

See, I'm not sure exactly what that is. Like, just stretching the knee? Oh, no,

just like if you notice how you said it felt a little swollen. Like, I'm going

to look at mine here.

A little bit, what happens is we can build up residual meniscus reflex fluid.

So before you work out, sometimes it's good to just kind of slap it around.

Yeah. You give it a little tap, and you're kind of trying to get all of that

fluid to come to the front.

Okay?

Once you feel the pressure build up inside, you want to bend forward and

try and give it just a little pop.

Ready? One, two, and pop.

See that? Oh my gosh.

Yeah. I have never, that is really, I've never seen that before. Yeah. And that,

I mean, imagine trying to work out with that in your way.

That's so crazy.

Yep. Here, let me get a towel. Sorry about that.

As a trainer, I'm a little embarrassed.

that there's so much fluid because, you know, you really do want to stretch and

drain your kneecaps before you work out.

Interesting. Yes. Here, may I try? Yes. You want to feel like tension here.

Okay. Right?

Tap, tap, tap. This sort of brings all that fluid to the front.

Right? Okay. I'll step around. You okay?

Yeah. I think like this.

A little.

Here we go.

Do you feel it swelling up in there a little bit? Yeah, a little bit. Okay,

we go.

And just lunge forward a bit.

There you go.

Oh, wow. That is really interesting.

That's great. You okay?

Yeah. Sorry about that. No, there's like no pain at all.

Yeah. How did that feel?

Oh, that felt great.

Yeah? And it's good to release that before you do any exercise.

Okay? Very interesting.

Okay. Let me get some hand sanitizer for us. And I will be right back. Okay.

How do you feel?

I feel good.

Yeah. A little crazy, right?

I've never seen that in my life. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a little gym secret.

call that when you work, when all your joints are empty and you have that kind

of, it's almost like a runner's high. Yeah. They call it the Carbonaro effect.

Okay. Now I know.

You never heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect? Oh, Kim, the Carbonaro

effect is also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that

you are on right now. No, I am not. Kim? Stop it. Kim?

My name's Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

No. That was a little prank.

Yep. I was just like, where did that come from?

You were so funny. You did great. Was that crazy?

Yes. I must have looked like a nut. Did I look like crazy? I was just like, I

was looking at my knee like, where did that just come from?

Dude, what is that stuff?

Industrial asphalt sealant. Well, then what's happening? I don't know.

It cannot feel like that.

Hey, guys.

It's my buddy Darren here. Hey.

For three seasons, I've been trying to get permission from the city of Chicago

to go inside of a manhole.

Denied. The whole thing, you have to go in for a permit.

I don't have that kind of time.

I do.

Darren will be going in the manhole.

You'll be my assistant.

Take that.

Darren's actually going to join one of our unsuspecting people. So you just

in like you're one of them.

What's your name? Jeff.

Okay, cool.

Have you guys ever been down a storm drain?

i've been yeah i've been down all right i just gotta have two guys out one in

and i can't go down would you it's a simple thing i'm having a bulb replaced

okay yeah it's fine yeah yeah it's like uh gotta be i don't know it's not any

deeper than like 15 feet or something like that i'll probably have you go down

about eight or nine is that all right yeah no that's fine okay all right then

uh jeff i'll just have you run the regulator then okay it's like acting

finicky so just Be careful with the cord. All right. And that's just going

regulate the air. There'll be a lot of gas.

All right. Now, just close the gate around. It's got to be closed before I

it up. And Jeff, the green switch is regulator low. Red is full.

Okay.

All right.

Good.

Can I just put this here?

All right.

Okay.

That's good.

All right, you got a hard hat in there and it has a light on it if you want to

do that.

Okay.

There we go.

All right, I'm going to give you a ladder. Don't use the pegs, okay?

Okay.

All right, let's get this down there first.

Yeah.

And just, yeah, lower it straight down. And let's move it up into the green.

Okay. Great.

And on my signal, I just want you to switch it all the way up to red, okay?

Okay. But I want to let you get that all the way down.

Follow the guide. Just try not to scrape. There's so much rust in there.

Red. Good.

Good, good, good.

All right. On my cue. Green. Get ready.

Let's go back to green.

All right.

Yeah. Be careful. One nugget at a time. Don't be a hero.

Good. And you'll see.

Go about eight feet down. Look right next to the circuit. There's a bulb

blown. We're just going to switch it. Okay. We'll be done. Sure. Where do you

got it on?

Green. Great. All right.

Don't be a hero.

Careful. All right, just screw it, unscrew it.

Oh, wait, I got to give you the power line. I'm sitting here having you

it and throw the power line in.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, without power, there isn't going to be any air.

That smells bad. Here, you got power going in. Go full red on that. Sorry

that, buddy. That's totally my bad. And then full?

Yeah, right at full for a minute because I had that thing down there. All right,

here, I'm going to bring it. Whoa, wait. Sorry, that's my bad.

My bad. Put it on full.

Sorry. Got it. Yep.

Darren, you okay?

Darren? Darren.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hold on one second. I need you to stay just right where you are, okay?

That smells really bad. Hold on.

I have it full on red.

Full on red, yeah. Keep it full on... What the... No, it's burning right

the end of the cable. Hold on a minute here, buddy. Let me get this out of the

way.

All right.

Darren!

Wait.

What?

What the heck is going on?

Hold on a second.

What is that stuff?

I don't know.

What?

Where is the hole?

Hold on a second. Dude, am I crazy?

Am I crazy? No, I saw him go down.

Dude, am I crazy?

Am I crazy or is there... Oh, I saw him go down.

Dude, hold on a minute. Hold on, I'm just nervous. Hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

Wait, I don't want to make a scene.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, where is the hole?

What the heck is going on?

I just saw him go down.

What is it? What is that bucket? Where's that bucket? Right here.

What is it?

Industrial asphalt ceiling.

industrial asphalt. But I mean... Thielen?

What if there's... Dude, but like, where is the hole? I don't know.

Like, can Thielen do that?

No, not like that. This is all old.

Well, then where the heck is the hole?

Is there like something there?

No.

All right, hold on.

Let me make a call. Hang on one second. Stay right there. One second.

Don't let anybody step in there.

Uh, yes.

He forgot his lunch. Do you know where he is?

Uh, he's not here right this second, but I can take it for him. Okay, sure. Can

you point any direction?

You know, if you go back over there by the tent, our boss is over. We're all

over Grand Park.

So our boss is over by Jackson and Columbus.

Okay. His name is Tom.

Okay, sure. He just called me about two minutes ago.

He said he was going to be here by the fountain. Yeah, he's not here right now.

But, I mean, I can either take it and give it to him, or you can drop it over

with Tom by Jackson and Columbus.

Sure. Do you know when he'll be back by chance?

Should be soon.

Soon. All right, so you can just take it. Okay.

Thank you so much. It's his birthday, too, so there's a little treat in there.

Yeah, okay. All right, thanks so much. All right.

Who is that?

Dude, who's that? Dropping off his lunch. It was Darren's wife. He's

off his lunch. He just talked to her. No.

What? No.

What did you say?

What's going on?

I don't know.

How does what just happen?

I think because it's so hot.

That's the ceiling. Because I dropped the whole thing. You know how I call it

gap filler? We'll fill a gap like in wood.

It was all powder. I know, but it's a caulking powder.

But there's no water.

No, I... Dude, I don't know.

I mean, that's what I'm saying. Maybe the heat... This can't seal like this.

Well, then what's happening?

I don't know.

It cannot seal like that.

He went down.

But how could this powder do... This powder can't do this. It's not asphalt.

There's no actual rock in the powder, and there's no... But maybe it's like a

bone. It's all rock.

But does it bond the rocks together, back together? That's what it does, an

agent that bonds it? But there's no rocks. I've put asphalt down. Okay.

I know what it is.

This has got to be the Carbonaro effect.

Heat, asphalt, powder.

I don't know what that is. The Carbonaro effect? You never heard of that?

No. Oh, okay. The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV

show.

That you're on right now.

Shut the f*** up.

I'm a magician.

Shut up.

I am, yeah.

Was that crazy? I knew something, like, wasn't going on right. And, like, what I

lied to his wife, I was like, I just lied to that guy's wife.